>wife left him
>has to raise another man's son
>is voiced by a bull
How did the god of war got his shit fucked up this bad?
>>341633226
>>is voiced by a bull
What?
YES! My favorite meme AGAIN! I love 4Chan!
>>341633351
He got a new voice actor
triforce of lorule
>>341633226
Kratos, Kratos had a hard life.
>>341633351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar59w0yrA_E
>>341633457
Bazooper
>>341633440
What meme are you talking about?
All these are facts and have been confirmed by the game's director.
>>341634031
He's talking about cuck.
I fucking can't believe they brought back Kratos.
They changed goddamn everything about the franchise but still kept Kratos.
Why?
>>341634174
epic meme
>People actually talk about GoW instead of disregarding it as the normie chad casual trash GoW 1-3 was before on /v/
The old epic anons are long gone. Only kids remain.
>>341633226
There's nothing wrong with raising someone else's child
>>341634590
its his kid
WTF? T'alc?
Do you retards not realize that this kid is from one of the many many women that he fucked, and that he has recently come in to the kids life after the mom died/disappeared?
How is it not obvious? Am I just getting memed on?
>>341634809
Has this been confirmed? This sounds the most plausible honestly.
>>341633351
Kratos has always been voiced by a black guy.
>>341633226
Back to /tv/ with your memes
>>341633226
>/v/ suddenly cares about this piece of shit series because they got triggered by cinematics
You're all a joke, just as sensitive as SJWs.
>>341634590
>There's nothing wrong with being a beta
>>341634412
because retards like me will buy it, i like kratos.
>>341635046
yes every interview thay say its his kid its just a shit /tv/ meme
>>341635369
oh ho ho ho. you sure showed those troglodites, my man. haha pointing out an apparent character flaw of theirs by equating it to a character flaw of the people they criticize!
nothing quite as cerebral as the battering you've given them, chap.
>>341635392
Lol beta xD
Newsflash: there is only one alpha. Everyone else is by default beta. Nations and races exist because one person has a dream and everyone else is merely a part of that person's dream. You are not my equal. For a man to be my equal, my friend, he must have his own dreams.
>>341635573
>being this mad
>>341634412
Kratos is an iconic character, and the director mentioned that he wanted to re-explore his character. God of War Kratos was very one-note. He was just pissed off all the time, and that's it. With this game, we get to explore a more emotionally complex Kratos who's still pissed off and mean but who has a son to look after.
>>341635582
*tips fedora*
>guy is raising another man's son.
LOLOLOL KEKED XDDD
>>341634664
>its his kid
...is what he keeps telling himself.
>>341635732
I would have digged moving on with the character, instead they said fuck effort and pasted The Last of Us over the franchise
>>341634809
That's too bad, kratos would be a good character for "my wife's son" meme images
>>341635732
>but who has a wife's son to look after
ftfy to be honest desu
>has to raise another man's son
Except it's actually his son
dumb shitposter
>>341635956
fuck off back to /tv/
God of War was always stupid bullshit.
This is just a different flavor of stupid bullshit.
>>341633226
That explains his numale beard.
>>341635573
You sound like some fedora fag from reddit.
There are no character flaws here because Kratos never had a character to begin with. He's just some angry asshole. You're going to tell me it makes any sense that he personifies the hope of the world despite spending like 6 games murdering the greek pantheon and ordinary civilians?
Get the fuck out of here, no one on /v/ gives a shit about Kratos and the fact that a thread has to be started by calling him a cuck highlights that.
>>341633351
>Hating on based Tel'c.
Honestly dude: Kill yourself
Oh he take's care of another Mans child because he is now a lumbersexual, now it all makes sense.
>>341634590
Yes there is. Any "man" who would willingly waste his time and resources raising a child with a superior man's genes is pathetic.
You're probably a stepdad.
>>341636630
>>341635910
t. Beta stepdad
>>341636446
In the very first game he was just a guy seeking for forgiveness of his sins by gods. He started to resemble walking angry dick only in GoW III.
>>341633226
do we know it's someone else's kid?
also what is with /v/'s obsession with cuckoldry? Is it just the new hot feitsh or something?
>epib le cuck maymay
Just fucking stop. The kid falls him father like three times in the trailer. Even if he was raising someone else's son, there's a billion reasons why. Maybe he killed the mom as he is prone to do and raises the son out of guilt. Maybe he came across a village that was destroyed and the kid was the only survivor.
But no, by all means, go ahead and make the ten millionth cuck thread. I fucking hate you all so, so fucking much.
GoW fans don't seem to mind
>>341636969
>also what is with /v/'s obsession with cuckoldry? Is it just the new hot feitsh or something?
Part of the /pol/ cancer. They're all basically obsessed with sucking black penises, so they made a meme out of it.
>>341637131
weird. But I guess it does make sense, considering closeted right wing homosexuals tend to be the most vitriolic and hateful.
>>341634412
Kratos is Sony's Link at this point desu
>>341633226
Good thread Anon, give yourself a pat on the back knowing you contributed to the overall quality of this board
>>341633226
So is Kratos just a white guy now? His big lips disappeared and I have a feeling he's just a pale guy now instead of being covered in ash for 30 years or however long it's been
>>341636706
Ho the fuck are you going to get superior genes compared to kratos of all people
That kid wasn't displaying any godly shit at all so theres no way his genes are above Kratos'
if you fucks cared to research more that not at all you'd know it's confirmed his son.
>>341637379
DON'T TALK TO KRATOS OR HIS WIFE'S SON EVER AGAIN
>>341637379
But then we would have to discuss video games instead of regurgitating /pol/ and /tv/ maymays at each other. Besides cuck is le fahnny! ha ha! geddit! cuck!
I haven't played any of the games (I should at some point), but why does Kratos have really pale/grey skin, and the red stripe?
>>341637379
How did a black man have a white redheaded son?
>>341637379
>you'd know it's confirmed his son.
biological or not, who cares! it's all about the love.
>there are "people" in these threads defending one of the few western action games being turned into the Last of Us
>>341637354
grandma's curse of killing his family clearly states that the ashes will NEVER EVER leave his body
since this isn't a nordic reincarnation of kratos, but rather the same dude who died at the end of GoW3, then it's the same person. they just redesigned him a bit.
>>341637619
spartans werent black
>>341635369
>>341637617
Cursed by the god's or something like that, it's the ashes of his wife and son I think, can't quite remember.
>>341637619
>black
Why doesn't Kratos's son look Mediterranean at all? His daughter looked Mediterranean.
>>341637828
Kratos is
>>341637354
Nobody would have the balls to cuck Kratos
>>341637617
The red stripe is a tattoo. The pale skin is because of a story spoiler. Actual spoiler here, so beware.He gets tricked into killing his wife and child by Ares, and their ashes magically stick to his body as punishment, so he carries the ashes of his murdered family on his skin at all times.
>>341637916
I've said it before and I'll say it again, why is the guy who always posts this image a flaming fucking faggot?
>>341637990
Is it a spoiler if you're told that in the first 5 minutes of the first game?
>>341637953
he clearly is not
>>341637940
It's assumed the mother is Norse. Kratos has obviously been in exile for a long time and the kid is only like ten, so his mom would have to be Norse.
>>341638124
A lot of people consider certain things spoilers, as a result I always warn people just to be safe.
>>341638213
He meant his voice actor. His voice actor has been a black guy since the first fucking game.
>>341634561
>people actually discuss a game on /v/ instead of spouting memes at it
oh woe is me
>>341637990
>Sending spoiler alerts for a game from two console generations ago with a story no one cares about under a thread comprised solely by people talking trash about said franchise and it's soul-crushing downfall
>>341638213
Son. That's a fucking light skinned black guy.
>>341637764
I still don't get why "cuck" is used as an insult. It's a fetish. You don't call people "foot" or "thigh". Just seems weird. I guess maybe it's like a repression thing? Guys who are secretly into cuckoldry feel embarrassed and emasculated by their fetish, so they project it onto others to feel better about themselves? I guess that makes the most sense.
>>341638396
>Son.
>light skinned black guy
>>341636706
Now even being a stepdad is bad? Why? Being a father figure for a child who doesn't have their own father is a noble thing.
>>341638462
Don't lie to me, dude. You can't tell me that's not some brother shooting jumpshots for the Sacramento Kings right now.
Why do people get so angry over cuck? It's just a fucking insult the same as bastard. Do you never call someone a bastard or check their family circumstances before you do?
>>341638450
thigh
>All these beta stepdads
The only time it's ever not cuck-tier to raise another man's son is if he was your friend and he died.
>>341636382
Fuck, can't unthink now.
>>341638450
Dumb cuck. It's the principal of the relationship, not the dumb fetish.
>>341638450
Cuck and a sonyshill. I guess youre one of the lumbersexual numales>>341638450
>>341638603
Marrying some slutty single mom and wasting your time and resources on her cuckspawn is nothing to be proud of. Only a beta would help another man propagate his genes.
Do you also volunteer to clean up other people's vomit for them?
Becoming a stepdad just means your validating these single moms and their poor decisions.
>>341638796
principle of the relationship? Shouldn't you have had a relationship with a woman before you start criticizing other people's relationships? I mean I wouldn't start trying to fix someone's car without having spent time fixing cars before, you know what I mean?
>>341633226
Knowing Kratos his wife left him because she is dead, and she is dead because he killed her accidentally.
>>341638707
No, it's not. A cuck is a very specific insult that, about 2-3 years ago, exploded onto /v/ and turned from a specific insult to a general term for anyone who doesn't agree with you. It's lost all meaning, same as shill, or sjw, or the term "politically correct."
It's just something beta permavirgins spout because they feel bad no woman would ever touch them, so they rationalize this by assuming everyone else is a beta permavirgin.
>>341633226
Look, just because their not related by blood doesnt mean he cant be the boys father. stop being stupid
>>341638567
what a sad, old cuckold. Hope she cleans his orbs out, when she files for alimony.
>>341638896
all single moms are sluts? Where's the logic in that? I was raised by my mom because my dad was killed a few months before I was born. I'd hardly say that makes her a slut. All I garner from your post is you're a weak-willed individual who really would make a terrible father, whether to your own son or someone else's.
>>341638968
And bastard still means the same thing?
>>341638396
Mediterranean caucasian. He doesnt really have black african features. Hes just bald and has thick lips. Caucasians sometimes have thick lips. Al capone was a mediterranean caucasian(italian) and he was a hot dog lipped son of a bitch.
>all the people continually calling him a cuck
IT'S
CONFIRMED
TO
BE
HIS
FUCKING
KID
IT'S LITERALLY HIS OWN CHILD. HE CAME OUT OF HIS PENIS AS A SPERM AND GREW INSIDE SOME WOMAN HE FUCKED WITH A QUICK TIME EVENT MINIGAME, YOU FUCKING MORONS. IT'S. LITERALLY. HIS. OWN. CHILD.
>>341636565
>it IS Tel'C
OP can fuck himself
>>341638937
Can the dead cuck the living?
>>341639101
>would make a terrible father, whether to your own son or someone else's.
don't worry, there's no chance of him ever being a father because with an attitude like his no woman would dare bring their child near him, let alone put themselves in a position where he would have a chance to impregnate them.
>>341636969
/v/ is most vulnerable to other boards cancer, being the most crossposted board on the site.
Cuck is a tumblr insult aimed at males (primarily white males) to rile them up.
You can't call a white guy a nigger and expect him to get annoyed or offended in the least, but call him a cuck who's wife gets railed by black bulls and it instills nightmares.
Tldr: /pol/ and /r9k/ cancer spread to /v/
>>341639101
Theres a difference between widows and other single moms. Widows didn't have a choice in when their husband died.
Single moms, on the other hand, knew that the Chad Daddy they were fucking would never take care of a kid, and fucked him anyway. Its their own fault for having poor judgment in men. Rewarding hay behavior just means it will continue.
>>341639135
Bastard has been used to denote a child born out of wedlock and as a general insult for longer than you've been alive. For hundreds of years.
Cuck has been the buzzword of choice for /v/ betas since mid 2013. It's not the same thing at all you fucking cunt.
>>341639197
It's too late anon. The meme has been set.
>>341639197
>he thinks any of that shit is relevant
People want to meme about le wife's son, and absolutely nothing will stop people from memeing about it
>>341639367
>Cuck is a tumblr insult aimed at males (primarily white males) to rile them up.
Really? I find it used mostly here and
>>341639337
Shouldn't you be changing your step sons diapers?
>Kratos fucked several chicks, often at the same time, in pretty much every game.
>at one point fucked an entire whorehouse
>fucked the goddess of love
>probably fucked chicks while his wife was still alive
>kid in new game confirmed to be his son.
/v/ will bend over backwards to call anyone a cuck.
the word has lost all meaning at this point.
>>341639450
>>341639480
BUT WHAT YOU'RE LITERALLY DOING IS LOOKING AT AN APPLE AND SAYING LEL LOOK AT THAT ORANGE, HAHA GEDDIT I CALLED IT AN ORANGE! IT'S A MEME NOW!
>>341639402
Actually, cuck has been around as an insult for centuries is you uncultured fuck
>>341633226
>>341634174
>>341635392
>>341635910
>>341635956
>>341636826
>>341637113
>>341637764
>>>/tv/
>>341639367
>Cuck is a tumblr insult aimed at males (primarily white males) to rile them up.
No it isn't. Tumblr hates it because it makes fun of nu-males/leftists and hits too close to home. They always try to use "cleaner" insults that barely mean anything like "shitlord"
>>341639396
You're still generalizing all single mothers in a completely unfair way. There could be many reasons why a mother would raise a child on their own. Perhaps the father was abusive and she wanted to get her child away from him. Maybe he was black and left, as they are wont to do. Maybe he was Latino and was arrested for murder and/or drug smuggling. Lots of things can happen in a person's life that would result in them raising a child on their own. It certainly doesn't mean they're a slut by default.
>>341638213
That guy has black facial features. He also has black skin. He also had a black voice actor. He's obviously black or at least something very close
He is not a cuck if he fucks the kid. Fucking another man's kid is very manly.
>>341634412
>God of War Kratos was very one-note. He was just pissed off all the time, and that's it.
And that's all he needed to be, he showed more when it permitted it other than that he's the underdog up against impossible odds and his rage is his and the players motivation. It also justifies his brutal nature. Kratos is a great character because he's more of a self insert than most players of the series give credit for.
>L3 + R3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NDA8Ut_E3A
>>341638896
>people on /v/ actually believe in the power of memes and commit this hard
I laugh at the kuck jokes as much as anybody but to actually buy in and keep going this hard is just pathetic. Consider suicide.
>>341639578
The poster you've quoted are not even memeing about it, just explaining it to you mate
>>341634412
yeah, should have had a new character to explain why the combat is completely different
>>341639197
>IT'S
>CONFIRMED
>TO
>BE
>HIS
>FUCKING
>KID
y'know love conquers everything. Including blood, genetics, heritage and the idea of a biological "father" and all that stuff.
Who cares either way, Kratos is there now, not later.
>>341639745
It's time for Kratos to make him a real man
>>341639745
Your (step)father must have been one manly man then.
Aside from the shitty combat and camera I'm looking forward to future news.
>>341639652
>Maybe he was white and killed himself
FTFY
>>341639648
nice fan-fiction
>>341639652
Holy fuck there's still people who put pussies on a fuckinh pedestal, how rare.
>>341639762
>nigger poster
>supports cuckoldry
Pottery
>>341639185
Al cappe had liver lips, kratos has African lips and sharp African bone structure. Pretty much everything except the nose. Though by God of War 3 they had redesigned his features to make him a lot more European looking
since we're discussing /v/'s new favorite word, I figure I'll just post the wikipedia article about it so you kids will have a chance to educate yourselves a bit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckold
>>341639218new stargate series when
>>341639652
>Perhaps the father was abusive and she wanted to get her child away from him.
there you go, rewarded the chad without thinking of the consequences
>Maybe he was black and left
rewarded the chad
>Maybe he was Latino and was arrested for murder and/or drug smuggling
rewarded the chad.
see a pattern? only widows are the exception from the rule since the guy is dead, while all of the others are still alive and well. even disabled fathers still take care of their kids if the woman still loves the guy despite his limitations.
there is no excuse.
>>341639185
>wide nose
>thick lips
>that jaw structure and brow ridge
Look at that picture, anon. That man is black. Might be 1/2 black, but he's black.
>>341638603
>>341639762
You're the one who fell for a meme, buddy
Normal men don't like the idea of raising another's guy little shit
>>341635732
this wasn't covered by pandora in GoW3?
Sony: Guess what, guys? We are releasing another installment for our most liked, successfull franchise on years!
Gamers: FUCK YEAH!
Sony: And this time it will be about norse mythology!
Gamers: Yeah! Cool!
Sony: And more: We are abandoning the frenetic, action-packed playing style our fans are so fond of on behalf of a bland, slow-paced gameplay following the same generic formula every action game launched recently do!
Gamers: Wait... What?
Sony: Kratos will now be accompanied full time by a wimpy-ass child who cannot shoot a goddamn bow right whom Kratos will not procceed to tragically murder on the first 15 minutes of gameplay, thus ensurig he can develop so much needed emotional depth on a franchise who clearly focuses inner conflicts and growth instead of gore, violence and non-stop action, things our fans clearly despise looking at our previous installments's sales charts!
Gamers: Look, Sony, i don't think we are on the same page here.
Sony: Did i hear someone say 24/7 escort missions?
Gamers: Oh go and suck on a minotaur's horn, Sony.
Sony: OMG! HOMOPHOBES! HEALP!
>>341639978
not immediately calling a woman a slut for being a single mom is hardly putting the pussy on a pedestal, my boy.
>>341638450
Fetishes can be insults
I call people sissies all the time, though
>>341639396
Jesus, stop projecting about your own stepfather beating your red-headed cunt and get over the fact your mom re-married. I mean, how long did the string of "male friends" last anyway after the divorce? 5 years? 10 years? That's not such a long time to listen to your mother have sex with random strangers who you knew would never stick around.
Get over it.
>>341639652
Having sex with a man with a pretty face, nice abs and poor character, like all these young women want to do, and then complaining about the consequences of sex (a baby) makes you a slut. End of story.
>>341640064
You seem to view sex as some sort of reward, rather than a normal part of a healthy relationship. That's a big part of the reason why girls won't go near you, just so you know.
>>341640185
presuming her complete innocence despite her not minding about the missing father is EXACTLY putting the pussy on a pedestal.
>>341640073
Yeah and now his features are white as fuck. I'd be surprised that the sjws aren't flipping their shit about it but they don't know enough about games to know anything changed
>>341640159
don't speak for everyone else you fucking faggot.
>>341639762
If you are raising another man's child you are not a real man. You are a beta loser. Period.
>>341640287
>I call people sissies all the time
What are you, six?
>>341640304
If you were a woman, would you sleep with ugly men instead of pretty ones?
>>341640159
no one wants another angry kratos game
>>341639450
But there is absolutely nothing about kratos that makes him a cuck. All you shitposters just look like little kids randomly calling any character a cuck because youre all stupid immature faggot babies. Ha ha ha
>>341640185
Meme it up bro, ure taking this too seriously. Open your arms to the new gen of memes, /pol/ memes.
>>341640287
Before or after you let them fuck you in the ass?
>>341640465
I wouldnt sleep with men who don't want to take responsibility for their kids.
>>341640493
go b back to /co/ retard and make another hate thread
>>341640159
If only, people actually eat these cinematic games up.
>>341640395
no, it really isn't.
>>341640453
So what then, the guy who knocked her up and took off because the idea of raising a kid was too much for him is the cool hip alpha male? I think you've got some wires crossed there, bud.
Plot twist: Zeus is the son of Kratos.
>>341640519
Protip: The more you faggots get mad, the more they'll spam cuck
You're 90% responsible for the cuck meme, just to let you know
>>341640597
That's a low bar anon
>all these triggered stepdads
>>341640465
That's his fantasy, yes. Pretty standard for guys who have never so much as held a girl's hand. The idea of a girl who will lower herself to guys like him is the ultimate woman, as far as he's concerned.
>>341640185
>>341640395
Oh shit this anon replied better than i would. Sick
>>341640519
raising another man's child is the definition of cuck retard
>>341640597
If I was a straight girl I would go on birth control and immediately start sucking hot studly cocks
>>341640307
You seem to view healthy relationship as some sort of inevitable chain of events that naturally lead the man to abandon the woman despite everything going fine until some sudden unpredictable twist of fate. Then, you just accept it as part of nature and consider single moms to be completely innocent since women can do no wrong.
>That's a big part of the reason why girls won't go near you
Your concern of how people are willing to accept this without questioning is quite telling of how much you put women on a pedestal.
>>341640668
>the guy who knocked her up and took off because the idea of raising a kid was too much for him is the cool hip alpha male?
Never said that. I won't defend men who abandon their kids. But stepdads are whole other level in pathetic. They actually feel grateful to raise another man's snot nosed brat. And kids never like their step dads anyways. This goes doubly so if the dad was an alpha, because the kid will have alpha genes and will know he's superior, meaning he'll never respect the beta stepdad.
>>341640591
During, usually
>>341640465
To be hair, there are attractive men who aren't humongous assholes.
On the other hand, 99% a guy bitches that women sleep with assholes, they're just massive wimps who think every man who doesn't lie down to be stepped on is a jerk and "why doesn't she pick a nice guy (like me)?". A species that is worse than assholes by far.
>>341640476
Excuse me?
I am not sure if you are aware of that, but popular acclaim played a major part on ensuring a sequel gets released, and i am sure father-son love is not the first thing to spring to people's minds when they think about GOW.
>>341640668
>no, it really isn't.
NO U is not an argument.
Try again.
>>341640698
I'm not even mad, just perplexed. The whole "cuck" meme is the weirdest thing I've ever seen on this site. It's such a nothing, empty insult, yet these kids wield the word like it's the fucking voice of god and should make men cower in fear. It's actually kind of hilarious.
Why are you faggots so obsessed with cucking?
>>341636859
Thats how you can tell he never played GoW. Hes just a memespouter
>>341636706
What about taking in a kid? i.e. your child's friend who has a rough home life and his/her parents kick them out, so you offer to take them in.
>>341640912
So your world view is:
single moms are terrible people, full stop.
dads who run away are meanie pants
men who help a woman raise her child when the father ran away are the scum of the earth
Man, you Trumpets are weird folk.
>>341636369
u ok dude
>>341641008
it's a fetish that serves two different kinds of male audience.
the submissive ones who fantasize about losing the love of his life, so they can fap to the thought of feeling utterly miserable. imagine it as some kind of mental BDSM.
there's also the dominant ones, who fantasize about living the chad life.
>>341633226
>Its a "early 30s beta stepdads get triggered" episode
>>341641008
pine for girls who show you no attention long enough and I guess anyone will develop a cuckold fetish
>>341639978
Remember anon, either you believe all women are only good for sex or you put them on pedestals. There is no rational answer here.
>>341639396
So how old were you when your parents got divorced?
>>341641220
>single moms are terrible people, full stop.
Unless the dad died, otherwise yes.
>dads who run away are meanie pants
They're shitty people, yes. Don't abandon your fucking kids.
>men who help a woman raise her child when the father ran away are the scum of the earth
They're just pathetic. They're rewarding the womans slutty behavior. This is why single moms are so entitled these days, because they know they can have an alpha baby and then hook some.poor hardworking beta into paying for it.
Why do you immediately assume single moms are innocent?
>>341640976
All of us on /v/ are assholes yet we're still called /v/irgins for a good reason
>tfw when mother of 3 from 4 separate dads(no idea who's the father of the older one)
Anyone around who's enough of a true alpha to raise them and do what several men couldn't do?
I accept paypal donations, and steam game donations for my children
>>341640791
No it isnt. Your gf or wife fucking another guy is as you watch is the definition. You retarted troglodyte.lol
>>341641350
>being this desperate
you sure are offering a compelling argument to prove otherwise
>>341635582
Fuck off GRIIIIFFFFFIIIIITHHHHH
>>341641008
It's simple. 4chan suffers from SPS (Small penis syndrome).
Why do they think they have this knee-jerk reaction to black people? Because they know they're inadequate lovers and need to vent their anger on the internet.
Much like feminists, I feel like most of the people on 4chan could fix their problems by getting laid.
>>341641418
How old were you when you decided to waste your time raising another man's alpha child?
>>341639025
What a sad old meme. Hope she memes his memes out when she files for meme.
Nioh: GOW 4 actually cool edition
ITT: resentful children without fathers
>>341641519
see
>>341640037
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckold
>>341635582
holy shit MLK is on /v/ right now
>>341641603
I'm fucking 23 senpai, ain't got no kid, ain't got no girl. But at least I feel confident that I won't be a father that resents my child for existing, wish you could say the same.
>>341641519
The word is derived from the cuckoo bird, who would lay its eggs in the nests of other birds so that the parents of those birds would feed the cuckoo baby while the real babies starved.
>>341641675
>using wikipedia as a dictionary
>/v/ can't even talk about god of war without going full /pol/ and sjw.
What the fuck happened?!
>>341641561
Why are you so mad anon? I literally saved the world
>>341641765
I won't resent my child because I won't be a loser stepdad. Any children I have will be my blood.
>>341633226
>Hating based stargate nigger
Goa'uld detected
No thanks Mr. parasite takr your magic space powers and leave
>There are people who want GoW4 to be bad so they can keep going "LE 1 GAME MACHINE XDDD"
>>341640990
people are tired of it. angry kratos is too gimmicky
>>341641670
Jokes on you I'm my own dad
>not a big God of War fan
>get interested in it because of GoW4
>the more I watch the trailer the more I like it
>old God of War fans hate it
>/v/ has meme'd it with cuckholding
>will never be able to enjoy a good thread about it
>>341641829
You people gave plausibility to SJW's, the other side needs to raise their voices to make contrast anon.
That's how life works unlike you want a full sjw hegemony.
>>341641829
People could never talk about GoW because it always were a casual dumb action game only for chads, like CoD and Halo. Now these kids have forgotten why we hated these games and try to discuss them
>>341641829
get with the times, gramps
we are in the <CURRENT YEAR>
>>341641926
No, people were expecting it to be a game at least.
>>341636040
Now you may find yourself, in a reboot taking care of a child that's not yours and you may ask yourself, "well....how did I get here?!"
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
I swear if i see the word cuck one more fucking time...
>>341640159
>Sony: Guess what, guys? We are releasing another installment for our most liked, successfull franchise on years!
>Anon's Bitch Ass: FUCK YEAH!
>Sony: And this time it will be about norse mythology!
>Anon's Bitch Ass: Yeah! Cool!
>Sony: And more: We are abandoning the mash square to win qte fest gameplay we ran into the ground for well over a decade, and instead we're introducing a more deliberate and timing-based battle system that asks the player to be more engaged and pay close attention to how the enemies animate, move, and attack. Players should plan their moves carefully to be successful in battle.
>Anon's Bitch Ass: Wait... What?
>Sony: Kratos will now be accompanied by his son, who the player can command and utilize as another strategic element in combat, thus ensuring further gameplay depth. The son also allows us to explore Kratos' character in ways we weren't able to in the previous games. Our director Cory Barlog has been working with Mad Max creator George Miller for the past few years and learned a lot about storytelling.
>Anon's Bitch Ass: ;_; You're putting effort into the story in a video game? YOU JUST WANT SALES!
>Sony: We're a company. We've always been into making money. But we really think the old God of War games stagnated because we shoved the same shit down consumers' throats over and over again, and changing up the formula. helps us breathe new life into a beloved franchise. Everything about the story is going to be top notch.
>Anon's Bitch Ass: SAD ATTEMPT AT HUMOR!
>Sony: Huh?
>>341642058
If you use a controller to influence what happens it's a goddamn game. Until Dawn is a game.
Shut the fuck up.
>>341634031
Its offensive to him and his wife's son.
>>341641926
There are people trying to argue that GoW was not only good but better than DMC ever was
>>341642092cuck
>>341642092
get cucked
>>341641986
>>old God of War fans hate it
not me, anon
let's run away to the sunset together
>>341641878
>I won't resent my children
okay
>any children I have will be my blood
okay
Honest to goodness this is 10/10 shitposting. I've been baited hard. If you're for real, I seriously implore you to reconsider your values and how you view yourself. If you are baiting, bravo anon this is top shelf.
>>341641509
No alphas around?
Where did all the good men go?
>>341642115
>pro-sony wall of text
Get help, anon
>>341633351
new voice actor seems cool as fuck
While all you retards are falsely calling kratos a cuck, theres an actual cuck loose out there.
James Rolf, aka "Videogame Nerd" aka "Sir Cucked to Oblivionton", is a poor sap. His wife destroyed his movie. Her retarded SJW genes made a broken baby. She cucked the fuck out of him by sucking some feminists slob knob. She became an SJW because she took out her fucking brain and handed it to james to hold onto. James then tripped over Mike Mateis dinosauric long john and dropped it like a fat bitch slams her ham fist when demanding another canned ham. His wife should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Stupid bitch.
>>341642153
Sewer Shark was a game too, people call these pieces of cinematic trash movies because of the piss poor gameplay and lack of interactivity.
>>341642324
you sound like a huge faggot desu
>>341642487
HOLY FISH PASTE
>>341642324
I am not baiting at all.
Why is this so shocking to you? Are you really so surprised that some people don't like getting saddled with other people's kids? I am not required to clean up their mistakes. Why should I have to?
What specifically do you think is so wrong with my views?
>>341642475
AVGN uncucked himself, try to keep up with the news
>>341641675
>>341641781
That has nothing to do with cuckolding someone though.
>>341642475
I don't think /v/ is for me anymore.
>>341642487
H I G H
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>>341642324
I'm pretty sure we all memeing but being serious here. You know some people are spouting buzzwords and being edgy because look at where we are.
But in all honesty, look at the liberal society we live in, in all honesty this reaction is more than justifiable. Though i'm not a us resident so i don't know how you guys are.
>>341640091
Is he a cuck then?
How about spending your resources raising a pet dog or cat? Are you getting cucked too?
>>341633351
he was always voiced by a blackman but this time his accent is pretty obvious which is a letdown
>>341642324
>any children I have will be my blood
That's how things are supposed to be, yeah
>>341641656
Nioh is closer to dark souls
>>341634412
>Could have made the game set in Egypt against those gods
>instead they went norse which so far looks like a ripoff of greek
>They also made him into a faggot
Is Naughty Dog developing it?
>>341642487
Why do high test alphas like fucking whales instead of good looking women?
>>341642324
Not following the conversation, but , does it really seem that odd to only want blood-related children?
Is it even confirmed that he's raised another man's son? Not addressing the brat's mom by name or anything other than 'your mother' is something I picture him doing since he never cared about any of the women he bedded throughout the series past his dead waifu
>>341642797
I was more
>implying
that he will never have blood children because no woman would hate themselves enough to fuck this guy.
>>341642324
Hey bae, put your money where your mouth is and prove you're a true alpha <3
>>341642326
>>341639101
>triggered faggot liberal raised by single mom
>>341642807
closer to Bloodborne*
it's never going to PC
>>341642896
Please see
>>341642913
I must not have been clear with that, my bad. But I sincerely doubt this guy's ever going to have sex with a human woman.
>>341633226
I DON'T WANT THIS GAME AT ALL! ONE GAME IS ENOUGH FOR ME!
>>341640997
t. maddox
>>341642634
being uncucked is just as impossible as being ex-gay
what he did was simply to man up, but he can't erase his past
>>341642634
How did he uncuck himself? Hes the cuckiest cuck that ever got cucked.
>>341633226
OP is the cuck. He referred to a black man as a bull. Nobody does that except for cucks like OP.
>>341642731
if you allow the family pet to ejaculate inside your wife, then yes.
>>341633226
all i see is the average pewdiepie fan.
>>341643145
So if Kratos doesn't have superhuman strength and agility, doesn't have chain swords and isn't constantly foaming at the mouth and throwing temper tantrums, then what's the point of him? What's left?
>>341633351
Is it too obvious?
>>341643121
I thought he was supposed to take me back to the past
