>murdered Paper Mario
>pissing on Chibi Robo's corpse
>release a console and don't release games for the last 8 months of it's life
>make no actual online account system
>shat all over Star Fox
>laughing at Metroid Fans
>ignoring F-Zero exists
>butchers localization
BUT NINTENDO IS GREAT GUYS XD
Rrrgh Rawrrrgh Rrrrhh!
Zelda U looks great.
But you aren't wrong.
>>341617719
Dumb anime poster.
Zelda U looks great.
And you are wrong.
>All it takes is Link running around an open world game for Nintendrones to cry Nintendo won e3 and they're the best company ever.
>/v/ sends a card to their heroes at Treehouse
>they butcher games and support censorship
/v/'s eternal mark of shame for being such shills.
>>341616790
youre missing the point OP. its comfy. do you even understand the value of something being comfy?
No seriously, what's up with all this shitposting towards Nintendo today?
It is one autist spamming shit threads?
Uh oh...what did they do to Chibi Robo?
>>341616790
Why can't video game franchises end? They are not able to sustain 100 franchises at the same time. For example, instead of making AC Wii U, the team made Splatoon. I really don't understand why F-Zero and Mother fans can't see this. Movie/cartoon/comics/tv show franchises end, and people don't complain. But Video games series? NAH. Let's stagnate the series.
>>341617978
Fuck off. I'm a Nintendo fan and all he listed is true.
>We have a Mario RPG, we don't need two of them.
>Makes Chibi-Robo a platformer and makes it the make it or break it title, no marketing at all
>The Wii U in general
>Star Fox Zero coming out the way it did (Though that one's on the fans. You wanted more of 64 and you got it)
>Federation Force on its own is bad. You need a bigger Metroid title alongside it
>Mario Kart 8 absorbed F-Zero's mechanics
>NoA is hellbent on covering any exposed skin and removing features
Get out of here with your Gamefaqs-tier posting.
>>341618424
>today
I think you mean everyday.
>>341618402
When did the word "comfy" become an autistic buzzword for boring?
>>341618471
Zip Lash.
>>341618619
>Fuck off. I'm a Nintendo fan
How? After all they've done lately. Post your amiibo collection so I can laugh at you.
>>341618708
Add comfy to the list of words that have no meaning on /v/.
>>341616790
>>341618471
>>341618714
Did you guys ever notice how Tanabe was heavily involved in not only Zip Lash, but Sticker Star and Federation Force as well?
>>341618619
>Mario Kart shouldnt be allowed to evolve because this other series exists.
That's like saying Zelda shouldn't have voice acting because FE already does.
>>341618619
>You wanted more of 64 and you got it.
What I didn't want is garbage dumpster diarrhea controls.
>>341618708
>>341618875
comfy = comfortable
I'm convinced that it's only autists and non-native English speakers who cannot extrapolate the meaning of this common English word, applied to video games.
>>341619125
Gimmicks for the sake of Gimmicks has always been Nintendo's thing.
Lets just be happy the 3DS's gimmick is not-intrusive like the gamepad.
>>341618776
Are you gonna contribute or are you going to keep shitposting. I like Nintendo and I'm a fan, but they've done some stupid shit as of late. Zelda U looks great but the NX getting it will kill its sales and potential. The Wii U was a fucking mistake, I haven't touched a Mario game since Super Paper Mario until 3D World came out and even that's flawed, every new title of an old IP seems to be dumbed down for today's kids, Splatoon was a fluke, Zelda U STILL has almost a year-long wait and all of the lesser IP's that aren't Fire Emblem are being ignored.
>>341619117
Fuck Mario Kart, you can have alternatives. Not having an F-Zero title for this long and seeing 8 do the zero gravity mechanic is a big enough sign. Paper Mario got gutted, the same applies to F-Zero.
>>341619214
I'm convinced it's only autist meme lords who describe video games as comfortable. You will never hear someone in real life describe a game as being comfortable so fuck off with that shit.
>But we're on /v/
What you're saying in your post implies people apply comfy to any piece of media in everyday speech.
>>341619432
Post your amiibos.
>>341619214
I know what its short for dumbass.
But I've seen the word thrown around so much as a blanket word to try to hid games from being shit, in general its also a word people stop saying once they get out of using diapers, which is probably why its so prevalent on /v/
>ITS NOT BAD ITS COMFY
>>341619214
everyone knows what comfy means you retard. you have the knowledge of a non-native english speaker if you think you can apply comfortable to describe a fucking game.
>>341618619
>>Star Fox Zero coming out the way it did (Though that one's on the fans. You wanted more of 64 and you got it)
I wish that was actually the case.
>>341618024
This
Nintendo fanbase is nothing but gullible kids and battered women
>>341618275
NintendoGaf is real
>>341618708
>When did the word "boring" become an autistic buzzword for boring?
Because its boring?
>>341618275
I hate what we did to rapp. She is such a qt.
>>341619771
>we
>>341616790
as a Nintendo fan for my entire life, who will even now probably still get an NX even though there seems to be no hope for any good content,
delete this
Paper Mario doesn't deserve Chris fucking nigh religious obsession you people give it
>>341618402
Sony fanbase has invaded to shit all over pc, nintendo and xbox
they have to justify their box over your box because they had a subpar e3
>>341619552
(You)
>/v/ describing the Neptunia games as comfy to hide that they're actually shit
It all makes sense now.
>>341619730
>Console fanbase is nothing but gullible kids and battered women
fixd
>>341619889
(you) too
>>341619397
What the fuck was the Gimmick behind all their consoles before the Wii and DS?
>>341619834
This. This is getting ridicoulous.
But don't be tricked. Most of these posts are made by people that aren't even Nintendo fans. They are people that played a gamecube Nintendo game once at their friends' house and think this is enough to "critice" (see shitposting) Nintendo.
>>341619432
You do know that series can end right? Movies, cartoons, tv shows, bands, and comics can end. Why can't video games series end? That not something objectively wrong. Besides, you are still implying Mario can't evolve just because you don't like it. Also, fucking Kek at complaining why Zelda takes long. Games aren't don't done quick.
>>341618275
>nintendo fanboys on /v/ expect me to take them seriously after they sent this
>>341620047
fuck off rugg
>>341620047
Stop false flagging.
They just make movies.
Both companies are shit.
>>341618619
>Star Fox Zero coming out the way it did (Though that one's on the fans. You wanted more of 64 and you got it)
Yes, people did want a game that was like 64 but worse in every way, even without counting forced waggle bullshit.
>>341620047
>Megadimension Neptunia VII
>Fallout 4
I'll take Nintendo's censored shit over that trash Ruggasmalls.
>>341619924
>just cluing into this shit
Same as Senran Kagura.
>>341619818
Its quite clear that the smear campaign against rapp originated from /v/.
>>341620072
Because there are fans who want more? And if you are going to end a series, you better make something in its place. Just because you're satisfied with the countless Mario spin-offs doesn't mean everyone else is. And I'm not implying anything, Mario can evolve, and so can F-Zero, if they took the time to make one instead of trying to outsource things to other companies. My point is they can have two IP's of the same genre. No one is shitting on SE for having multiple RPG series, why the fuck can't we have classic Paper Mario AND Mario & Luigi?
>>341620519
>implying you yourself contributed
>>341619834
>>341620054
>wahhh don't like things I don't like!
>don't complain when your series gets butchered!
You are god damn right I'm not a Nintendo fan because paper mario is basically the only Nintendo game that has ever appealed to me along with the M+L games. If they are going to butcher them then they can fuck off.
>>341620269
>implying VII was bad
>>341620758
>implying it wasn't more recycled assets and repeat layout dungeons
>>341620567
Holy shit gamers gotta be the most entitled consumers in the world.
>>341620758
It was though.
>>341620897
It wasn't nearly as bad for a neptunia game
The other games are total ass but you've clearly never played VII
>>341621012
I'm also entitled to not spend money on your shit games, fucko.
>>341616790
Treehouse isn't all of Nintendo, just the localization department.
Drop the boogieman.
>>341621149
I've played all the games on PS3 and the ones on Vita to know that VII isn't worth my purchase since in the next PS4 game they're just going to recycle VII's assets which from I've seen come from Omega Quintet, especially the enemies.
WE SHOULD TOTALLY SEND THEM THANK YOU CARDS AGAIN
>>341621427
So you straight up admitted you haven't played it
Great job
>>341621012
>Wanting more out of the games you buy is a bad thing
>Having expectations means you're entitled
Zelda U could have been Link running on a pile of shit and you people would have still praised it.
I'm actually glad people are shitting on Nintendo, even if it is trolling.
I enjoy Nintendo's products and I am happy when I play their games. I'm sorry this upsets you so much, /v/.
>>341620567
But why don't the fans of the movies/cartoons/etc complain when their series stops? Why does this only happen to video game fans? As for Paoer Mario, it's the second Mario RPG series. That's not comparable because KH and DQ and FF are different IP. That's like saying we need two Mario Tennis series or two Mario puzzle series.
>They effectively say "Go play Mario & Luigi if you want to play Mario RPGs."
Oh, cool, so when's the Mario & Luigi for the home console coming out?
We already went three generations without one...
>>341619771
I didn't do anything. I thought she had the right to express her thoughts. It was YOU and your gamergate buddies who did it, just because you couldn't touch an anime character in fire emblem
>>341622613
>I thought she had the right to express her thoughts.
Nintendo didn't
>>341622467
fans of the movies don't complain because they're a passive time waster. they aren't actually vested in the movie, they just want to escape the tedium of their day to day lives.
fans of cartoons are always upset. Who fucking wanted Spongebob to turn into this nu-sponge shit? Who wanted Courage to end? Who wanted Zoids to die off, Toonami to die, and more? Fucking no one.
People complain of video games ending because they want more of the same just bigger. Which is why Zelda BotW is getting such a positive reception despite only getting an empty E3 demo. It's like Zelda 1, but in 3D and fuck huge. Calls back to the good shit that they always wanted.
Did they actually laugh at Metroid during the treehouse stream? Because I'd not be surprised at all.
I used to love Nintendo. Now? I full on hate them, and hate that a few of my all time favorite franchises are owned by them. I just want them to treat their franchises well, not like some factory churned out by the numbers piece of shit that's meant to maximize profit by doing the least amount of effort. Fuck everything.
They'll never learn either because they're never to blame. NX is likely going to go for casuals again because the Wii U was them trying to also cater to the hardcore crowd with things like Bayo 2.
>>341616790
>This is not how I had imagined Nintendo property is going to be! IT FUCKING SUCKS BECAUSE OF THIS WAH
Fuck off with your shit. You're no creative director. The games are fun.
>>341618931
But he also help produce the Metroid Prime trilogy and Donkey Kong Country Returns games.
What happened to that man I have no idea.
>>341617978
Zelda U also isn't happening for a good year, possibly even longer.
>>341622835
Fun is just a buzzword and has no objective value to evaluate the quality of games.
>>341622835
The game localizations are objectively butchered to fucking hell, you can't be legitimately underaged enough to think "but its fun" is an argument in that regard
>>341622467
Can you stop copypasting your older posts and add something different?
>>341622835
They can be fun while actually being what fans want from said franchise. Shock and awe.
>>341618619
F-Zero is still faster than Mario Kart and has a stronger skill yield. It doesn't need items but Miyamoto is such a picky shit about trying to make something change that isn't just cosmetic. Mario Kart and F-Zero can still coexist.
Federation Force is a game no one but drones and apologetic namby-pambies will defend but Tanabe might be worse than Sakamoto for the series on a whole.
Star Fox Zero was an attempt please fans in the most ass way possible.
Treehouse was a mistake.
gamers have an absurd persecution complex, more news at 11
Here, I bet this makes you Mother 3 fans REALLY mad, even though it's clearly a benign joke and the game is coming out anyway
>>341623142
>muh localizations
go import the original release then. or LOL NO EXCUSE I HACKED MY DS XDDD and download a fantranslation. Get good and translate it yourself. fuck off whining.
i can take the complaints against paper mario color splash, those are legit. you localization retards need to off yourselves though.
>>341623827
>People should jump through a series of hoops just to play games that weren't butchered by a bunch of hacks at NoA
How about instead we just expect higher quality from Nintendo, and don't put up with their bullshit?
>>341616790
L-look mom, I made a succesful thread
>>341624173
>and don't put up with their bullshit?
If you wanna do that you should just do as he said.
>>341624173
xD hacks! xD SERIES OF HOOPS!
What the fuck is the hoop when you order from play asia and wait a couple days?
What the fuck is the hoop for following a retard-proof guide to cfw your 3ds?
What the fuck is the hoop for learning another language that you're going to implement anyway?
Oh that's right. You want to be given shit simply for existing. Fuck outta here underage. The world doesn't work that way. Money doesn't buy happiness; hard work, effort, and efficiency buy happiness.
>>341624621
Or I could just not play their games at all, and they lose a customer entirely due to their bad business decisions.
>>341624683
You just listed a whole series of 'hoops'. How about instead of doing any of that, I pay a company my money to enjoy a game that actually competent people working on it?
>>341624891
so...do that? and stop bitching about games you wouldn't play anyway.
>>341624891
>Or I could just not play their games at all, and they lose a customer entirely due to their bad business decisions.
Yeah, I'm sure they'll miss you.
If you want something done properly, you'll have to do it yourself and if you don't want to then it's your problem, not theirs.
>>341621012
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE
This is how you sound.
>>341619834
Ever played the first one?
I doubt that you have.
>>341625251
I would play the games if they weren't censored and watered down for the western release. That's the rub, and why I complain. There are good games hidden under the bad localization, but I'm not going to buy their shoddy efforts, and I'm not going to do extensive work to just play them in their original state. I'm not such a drone as to go to that obsessive level.
There are countless games out there. There's not a single reason why someone should have to work any harder to play a Nintendo one.
>>341625426
>Yeah, I'm sure they'll miss you.
Oh yes, they're missing lots of people considering the drop consumers from the Wii era to the Wii U. Now I'm not blaming it all on censorship, but on my end, yeah, that's the reason they're not getting money from me.
>If you want something done properly, you'll have to do it yourself and if you don't want to then it's your problem, not theirs.
Except there are people at Nintendo who are literally being paid to do the job properly.
What a fucking idiotic statement.
>>341625771
Yes, their job is to censor their games for the American Puritan™ market, whether or not that market actually exists (it doesn't btw). And they are doing their jobs correctly, see FE Fates and SMTxFe (I cry every time).
as for working harder to play a game...again, there's nothing to importing a game. you go to play asia or whatever site, order it, and wait for it to ship. baddaboom baddabang. dumb tyrone doesn't want to put in any effort for the games he plays.
>>341625771
>they're missing lots of people considering the drop consumers from the Wii era to the Wii U
I'm not quite sure why your brought this up. There are a number of reasons for the Wii U doing poorly, but the quality of Nintendo's localizations isn't one of them.
>Except there are people at Nintendo who are literally being paid to do the job properly.
And apparently you're not happy with the results of their work.
So again, you're left with 2 options. Do nothing at all or take action to cut the middlemen that are NoA and NoE. What's it gonna be?
>>341616790
Nintendo is running out of money to innovate. I wonder who will buy them company first, sony or microsoft.
Nintendo is the Jeb Bush of this E3.
>>341626712
Probably Sony, I dont think Microsoft has much influence in Moon land.
>>341626457
No, their job is to translate the game, and somehow, they figure through the process, that they need to censor it along the way.
This change has only recently begun in the last year or so. Since the N64 through to the Wii, they halted their extensive censorship practices considerably, but suddenly from the tail end of 2015 to now, they've started up again, and as such, they're not getting my money.
>there's nothing to importing a game. you go to play asia or whatever site, order it, and wait for it to ship.
Except paying importing fees. Working to installing a fan translation, if one even exists, and at a worst case scenario, learning a new language.
Your argument is heavily faulty. There's considerable more work to be done to do what you're saying, and frankly, it's not worth it. I'm not such a drone as to go through these hoops just to play Nintendo games. My money is better spent always.
>>341626665
>I'm not quite sure why your brought this up.
You tried to pull the argument like Nintendo doesn't care if I don't buy their products. I'm pretty sure they do care that they're leaking money like a sieve. Their censorship practices are causing a rift with their core fanbase.
>So again, you're left with 2 options. Do nothing at all or take action to cut the middlemen that are NoA and NoE. What's it gonna be?
Not give them money, and demand a higher standard from the company.
Nintendo is not in a state right now where they can continue to alienate consumers with crooked business practices.
>>341627301
better spent elsewhere*
>>341622467
>everyone shits on the new ppg show
>movie remakes get shit on for being worse versions of 20 year old movies
>korra is an awful avatar show
>ghostbusters looks like an atrocity and everyone knows it
>nintendo is making every new game worse and worse
>>341627301
>paying import fees
wow you can't spare $6USD to pay the ship ferry or the plane flight! You might want to consider another hobby, buddy. not even knocking poor faggots, just saying that if $6 is a big deal...yeah you need another hobby.
>working to installing a fantranslation
is coding knowledge which you will be able to transfer to other facets of life.
>learning a new language
again, you'll use this in other facets of life.
Face it, you just don't want to do anything. you want people to hand you shit because you have greenbacks. That's not how the world works. You could present the US Military with ten billion 1975 US Dollars and command them to eliminate the US Citizenry...and they would never bend to that.
>>341627678
>the new ppg show is literal shit filled with fucking twerking despite being a kid's show
>movie remakes are literal shit
I agree with you everywhere except for Korra. Korra was engaging as fuck. Sure it wasn't AtLA tier, but it's hard for a sequel to beat out the original.
>>341623698
Why would he kill the mood of mothers day by mentioning a game where the MCs mom dies almost immidiately.
>>341627792
Except that this is an entertainment industry. This is not work, by definition it's play.
I am not a coder. I have no interest in coding. Nor do I have an interest in learning Japanese.
I do earn money though, and I have a choice between countless other games and companies out there that are actively seeking my attention to give them cash, so yes, I do believe I should be catered to. If I'm not catered to when I spend money to enjoy myself, then maybe I should get another hobby.
Or maybe I should just not play Nintendo games.
>>341627301
>You tried to pull the argument like Nintendo doesn't care if I don't buy their products.
And that's entirely true. A single person won't make or break Nintendo.
>and demand a higher standard from the company.
Sounds good. How're you gonna do that?
>>341626457
>nothing to importing
Nintendo is the ONLY FUCKING CONSOLE COMPANY that puts up a region lock so you specicially CANNOT import and play their games.
They literally make it harder on you to import on fucking purpose.
>>341627969
Paper mario: the thousand year door.
>>341628171
>this is an entertainment industry
life is not an entertainment industry despite what your america media tells you, kiddo. you have to work for things you want. I know, it's tedious, but that's really how life works.
>>341628350
import a JPN console. or get hb on your console.
>>341628279
>And that's entirely true. A single person won't make or break Nintendo.
But continued bad business practices will, and I don't really have to do much to see them continuing down that path.
On a macro level, they lost the casual audience they garnered with the Wii, on a micro level, they're hurting their core audience with the level absurd censorship happening in their games.
>>341628569
TTYD is shit, 64 > SPM > SS > TTYD >>>> CS (tentative).:^)
>>341616790
What kind of a human goes online to shitpost about a company just because that company is in competition with his favorite company?
>>341628586
Ok now lets compare to Nintendo's competitors:
>buy persona 5 on the ps4
>play immediately.
Why the fuck is nintendo so fucking difficult to work with? Their games are not even that good anymore, so that extra effort isnt ever warranted anymore. They're anti consumer and a fucking joke.
>>341628586
My friend, I do work for the things I want in life. Video games though are not work, though. They are play. If you aren't having fun with a video game, that's the video game's fault. It's not doing its job.
If I have to work to enjoy Nintendo's products, maybe I should quit that job.
>>341628845
Why do people think that someone can't dislike nintendo without loving sony or microsoft or something?
Sony is garbage too and microsoft goes without saying.
>>341622889
He had kids. Having kids kills creativity.
>>341629115
lol, the no side meme
>>341628601
But how are you gonna demand higher quality localizations from them, anon?
I'm really curious.
>>341629456
By not giving them my money when they do badly, and paying for products when they do an acceptable job.
It's not rocket science.
>>341629943
Not him but better apply that to all companies like to Atlus with P5.
>>341630178
I do.
I don't buy censored products if I'm made aware of them.
