HEY LET ME IN I'M AN INNOCENT FAIRY THAT'S JUST WANTS TO GRANT YOUR WISHES
HOL UP
>>341575768
What is it that you wish for?
>>341576639
I wished for love and at last I have it. Thank you MM.
To your health.
MASTER MIRROR MASTER MIRROR MASTER MIRROR MASTER MIRROR MASTER MIRROR MASTER MIRROR MASTER MIRROR
>>341575682
But do you play Gwent?
>>341575682
look like one of a kid from my high school
couldn't take him serious as all
also the other fag look like one of those indie dev and just make me cringe with how edgy he is
gay expansion
>>341575682
PLAY ME IN GWENT, GAUNTER O'DIMM
I'M SENDING YOU TO THE FUCKING SHADOW REALM
>>341577095
>the other fag
Olgierd was based you fucking retard.
>>341577095
>hating Brolgierd
>>341577121
YO'VE ACTIVATED MY CIRI CARD
>>341576639
i wish for a copy of permit a38
>>341577141
>>341577195
sick
where do i sign up to be fags like you ?
>>341575682
I still wonder who the fuck this guy is.
I get it he's the reflection in the mirror, but I wouldn't mind having a bit more explanation
>>341577276
I'm afraid any wishes regarding permit a38 are unable to be granted.
>>341577565
>where do i sign up to be fags like you?
Ask your dad since he seems to be an expert at raising faggots
>>341577684
He is Gaunter O' Dimm humble merchant of mirrors and other reflective objects. I think he shows up in the BaW expansion as well.
>>341577684
Elf satan.
>>341577949
>I think he shows up in the BaW expansion as well.
He's the one that cursed that old woman that become your cook, don't think there's any other reference.
>>341576868
Whats that armour and where do i get it?
>>341577684
Basically Satan
Know how Witcher monsters are all based around old folklore and then grittied up and molded to fit in that particular universe? O'Dimm is the stories of the Devil granting people their worldly desires in exchange for their souls. That's why you have to meet him at a crossroads, why he can torment a dead man, and why he talks about taking you back to "his world"
Also I think he's named for Leland Gaunt from Needful Things who's the same archetype, and Walter O'Dim from Dark Tower
>>341576639
Humanity is corrupt, I want the world to disappear.
>>341578076
From Witcher 1.It's the Grandmaster Manticore set in Blood and Wine
>>341578232
Thanks senpai
>>341578202
The word "world" is now removed all dictionaries as well as from everyone's knowledge. Why you think this will help humanity's corruption is beyond me.
>>341578630
It's set bonus is for alchemy and bombs by the way,and it's medium armor.Prepare lots of gold to craft it though.Like it actually matters with this shit combat
>>341578661
Pleb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD1OmXzDxK8
>>341578748
>Implying all this swag doesn't matter
>>341578956
>>341575682
What is his name again ?
>>341579164
Humble Merchant
>>341577095
Holy shit what school did you go to? you cant make a proper sentence you fucking mong.
>>341577216
>This card is Sigismund Dikjstra
>Ge-ri just just pulled his Sigi card!
>It lets me draw two cards from my deck, at the cost of giving you 4 more gwent points this round.
Gaunter O'Dimm
GOD
>>341578956
I didn't realise Geralt was actually a School of the Bantz Witcher.
Was there any other way to get the venomous silver sword? Other thanbeating o'dimm at his meme game
>>341579164
Gaunter "If you make a deal, your soul will squeal" O'dimm
Gaunter "Three wishes and you'll polish my dishes" O'dimm
Gaunter "A man of glass, will own your ass" O'dimm
>>341575682
>master of "mirrors"
>answer to his otherworldy puzzle is areflection
so much for the devil of Witcher universe
>>341579678
Gaunter "I use glade as lube for my anal raids" O'dimm
>>341578956
fuurk
>>341579164
Gaunter "Always read the EULA before accepting" O'Dimm
>>341579678
Gaunter the Flaunter O'Dimm
Gaunter "sign on the line and that booty is mine" O'Dimm
Gaunter "Fly in the souper, spoon in the pooper," O'Dimm
The Man of Ass
>>341579657
Nope.
>>341579862
> people haven't read the books and realized that Witchers exist because of a deal with O'Dimm
>>341579657
No, you literally have to go to hell to get it.
However the expansion ends right after that and you can find better swords almost immediately in Toussaint
>>341578039
No he's not.
>>341579280
look like fag reply
reply your own mother pig
>>341580262
Are you really this stupid?
>>341578956
I meant only the swag mattered
>>341580374
Explain to me how that curse was Gaunter's doing, you can't.
>>341578956
Not even signs are able to cause a burn that bad
>>341580340
Are you eastern European or just inbred?
Okay I finished every single quest in white Orchard, destroyed all the nests greyed out all the white icons on the map, no question mark left, all bandits killed, found all the places of power, though I'm still level 4. Should I go to Velen now?
HEY
>>341580510
Latino fo sho
>>341579408
>tfw finishing the first round of Gwent with a hand of 18 cards after a bout of hot potato with spy cards
>>341580627
cheeky cunt
>>341580462
> mirrors
> spoon
> O'Dimm's rhyme plays in the background of the 2spooky music
> Hearts of Stone literally plays when you're talking to BB about the curse
CDPR lacked any subtly with that quest and you're an idiot if you missed out on them beating your head in with the obvious.
>>341580526
Well, yes.
>>341580193
'splain.
>>341577141
>>341577195
>Nigger scams you in a contract to get you killed while playing rape with his merry band of demi-turks
And now he is burning in whatever hell MM made for him, no regrets.
Can I wish for some competent gameplay?
>>341580716
>playing theNilfgaardian spywoman during the tournament at Passiflora
>we both start round 3 with something like 15 cards
>still have a medic card I can resurrect a spy with one more time
>>341580757
What did you guys invest your points in? So far I invested 5 in fast attack, 3 in quen upgrade, and one for hp/stamina regen
>>341576639
For you to kill that dick ass cocky Elder vampire.
>>341580781
You do realize he did that shit in an attempt to get the happy merchant of his back. He helped Geralt stick it in Shani as well and that alone is deserving of calling him a bro because only bros would help a bro get some prime pussy.
>>341580903
Mostly sword and sign build. You can also become really OP by putting points into the alchemy branch.
As long as you're not retarded and waste all your point on shit like the crossbow, you're going to be fine.
>>341580768
The first group of monster hunters that became witchers made a deal with a traveling merchant who could only be found wandering roads near water at night. Whenever they would meet with him they couldn't see his reflection until the moon passed overhead. He said he had a means to do away with the beasts that haunt the night and attack their homes but in order to teach them they have to give to him that which they had but did not know yet and learn to live with hearts of stone.
>>341578956
Guybrush got rekt
>>341580739
ok you got me
>>341581085
>they have to give to him that which they had but did not know yet
What did they give him?
>>341580976
>Hey Geralt kill this Monster for me
>Oh sorry I didn' tell you I cursed him, also that he was a moorish prince and that you have pissed them now, le trollface
The face he made when he found he was trapped was reward enough, I asked nothing from MM.
>>341581196
their ass virginity
>>341580916
If you're talking about Regis then I'm afraid that is no deal because he is a friend of mine you see. But Detlaff he can be killed because he's just too autistic for me to bother giving a rat's arse about him.
>>341581196
The souls of all the children that died trying to become witchers, and their emotions.
>>341581250
No, I'm talking about the Elder, the one that looks like a Nosferatu.
>>341578956
bant master geralt
>>341581196
Children you dipshit. Do you not know how witches are made?
>>341580739
>one of the characters literally says it was a hobo selling mirrors that cursed her
the only concievable way you couldn't pick up that it's O'Dimm is if you didn't play the first dlc
>>341581250
>mfw Geralt first meets Regis in tw3 and gives him a big hug
>>341576639
Dice Poker
>>341581519
I shall give you a dice shaped fire poker. Why you want something as stupid as that is beyond me.
>>341581379
Well since you didn't specify it I assumed the trial of the grasses could have come around later.
>>341580781
Did you forget that he had his heart taken away from him you fucking mongoloid.
>>341581605
Trust me whoreson, i'm gonna need it for my ploughing business
>>341581153
The character's name is Mancomb
When the reference clicked it was many quests and a full real-life day later
>>341581648
O'dimm is the one that told them how to do it. He took the souls of the children that died during the trials and fashioned them into mirrors.
He's also where they get the law of surprises from.
>>341581738
Same for me. I realized it when i passed by him and took a better look at his outfit and hair.
>>341581738I don't get it
>>341581695
What fucking excuse is that. It was literal witcher entrapment made to get some of my partners killed. He got his heart removed not his brains.
>>341581848
guy brush
man comb
>>341581860
Olgierd is a guy that thinks with his heart. He just wanted his waifu back.
>>341577095
Are you baiting? Or are you so stupid you think hipsters invented that haircut?
>le cringe
>>341581085
That's kinda cool, are the books worth reading? I just finished up blood and wine and dunno what to do now
>>341581983
Can you blame him? Iris is one of the best looking girls in the game
>>341581848
guy - man
brush - comb
>>341581860
If you played the fucking game you'd have known he wears his heart on his sleeve.
Having it taken away changed his personalty completely.
>>341578956
Those glasses make it 10x better.
>>341581992
BEST SWORD'S NOT WORTH SHITE IF A WEAK ARM'S SWINGIN IT EH
>>341581423
I felt so bad at the end of blood and wine, I wish I let detlaf go just to save regis the trouble.
>>341582019
No. The books range between okay to really fucking awful with some neat stuff strewn about.
G.O.D. and unseen elder who win ?
>>341581983
He just had to put an ad that says: "witcher required to remove curse from a very powerful source, coin will be paid"
He should have played Mercenaries 2.
>>341582120
YOU'LL CHOKE TO DEATH ON THREE POUNDS OF STEEL
>>341582165
That's a shame. I really like the idea of stories about a travelling monster hunter (assuming that's what they're even about?)
>>341575682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TklqSdZCeM
>>341577276
Ah, you have permit a38. This month's new protocols just came in, so you'll need to take it to window 8 and get permission b41.
>>341581153
>>341581738
I feel pretty silly for not catching that. Although
>Geralt
>Being able to outbanter Guybrush
>>341581085
Where it was in the books? I don't remember it, sir. I mean, I remember something along that, but don't remember where it was.
>>341582280
>"Come on baby, I'm in a hurry, but if you play your cards right you get tosuck on my veiny mutant dick all night long"
Makes you wonder if it goes all weird colored like Geralts face when he takes an assload of potions.
>>341578956
It looks like a rap battle out of context.
>>341582191
O'Dimm easily. He's an other worldly demon able to control the fourth dimension and take your soul, and we don't even know the full extent of his powers. The Elder might be insanely powerful, but he's still essentially just a vampire, and doesn't have any supernatural powers.
>>341575682
Astonish me!
fuck this quest
so can we all agree that this is the best hairstyle (except maybe default) for geralt?
>>341582443
It is, in a way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toCzdfyeOIA
>>341581085
Except having read the books just recently, I can say that you're full of shit.
Why do you do this? You gain nothing by lying.
>>341577276
>That Asterix reference
Good times.
I helped olgried the first time then my second play through I helped Gauntet O'Dimm and he made me rich. I think helping O'Dimm is better because Olgried was a cunt.
I lost my save and I'm now trying to replay witcher3 so that I can play both DLC but... it's really boring. I mean there are no more suprises for me since I 100% the game last time I played it. Should I just say fuck it and play the premade save for both DLC?
>>341582443
It turns into an insulting-couplet duel, depending on your dialogue choices.
You can also just call his mom a bitch and make him fistfight you
>>341582443
it is a rap battle
>>341582458
>doesnt have any supernatural powers
nigger what
>>341582503
Rebel elf. Clean shaved.
>>341582503
It's good, but I was never crazy about the shaved sides. I'm still ass mad that they don't have the elven hair and regular pony tail from tw2, when they have all those gay ass joke hair cuts like the Donte hair.
>>341578956
That's some quality banter
WHAT NOW YOU PIECE OF FILTH?!
>>341582589
Okay, he doesn't have any super duper ultranatural powers.
>>341578956
>Not ",but even I'd die if I ploughed her."
But still good.
>>341582643
RUN ROACH
>>341582250
read last wish and sword of destiny
they are basically what you descirbed
the 'saga' tho.. it really differs in quality from book to book. The rule of thumb is: less Ciri, better quality, more Ciri, less quality
So, blood of elves is 7/10, time of contempt and baptism of fire are solid 8, and then it goes down to 6 and 5 out of ten for the tower of swallow and lady of the lake respectively
>>341582550
Yeah fuck it, just do a premade save. I loved this game but I couldn't even think about replaying it
>>341582550
If you play pre made for DLC... you won't have Yennefer to appear at the end of blood and wine... That alone justified another play through for me plus I picked Triss the second rate hoe the first time around God knows why...
>>341582545
I thinkSuper Bunnyhopmade a great point when he asked that is eternal torment by the Evil of the world, without being given the chance to repent. After all, while his crimes were numerous, the punishment is far more horrifying than it should be.
I mean, think about it.
Eternal torment.
Forever.
>>341582605
>Not liking Uncle Dante hair.
It fits like a charm with the golden armor
>>341582752
>tfw they'll never make a monster of the week type TV series about a sarcastic and dry traveling monster hunter
>>341582770
I'm a triss guy anyways.
>>341582756
I think I might do that. Thank you.
>>341582589
>doesnt have any supernatural powers
>nigger what
As in, cannot literally stop time and space to poke a spoon through your head.
G.O.D is literally Satan.
>>341582849
it would get old real quick, like after 3 or 4 episodes
>>341582875
You'll miss out on a few little main story nods but for the most part you won't miss too much, nothing you can't look up online anyway
>>341582770
I tried to go with Triss but I dropped my spaghetti at the boat and ended up with Yen.
>>341577684
He pays a visit to the Old West too.
>>341582849
Grimm is pretty cool, the main character isn't very dry but he is a monster hunter and there's a new monster every week.
>>341582831
My nigger
>>341578956
>>341583071
>donte hairstyle
just DON'Te
>>341582780
Well you shouldn't make a deal with a devil. I am from a Scottish Calvinist background so I have no remorse for arseholes like Olgried. He acted upon greed and ego. He deserves everything he got. Plus O'Dimm is no threat to Geralt.
>>341583153
but that isnt donte hair
>>341582165
That's loads of horseshit and no one yet responded to that.
>>341582019
Read the books, mate. I heard that fan translations are better than official english ones. You'll have fun at least.
>>341583161
it's literally witchers job to remove curses and such from the folk, and t protect them from the supernatural. Also Geralt is and always was a moralfag and ALWAYS choose the hard way, even if it meant getting in the harms way
(striga, Freixtenet, Nivellen and many many more)
>>341582875
>Triss is not canon waifu
I can't pick triss anymore. Plus her accent is disgusting. Yennefers English accent is beautiful and I live in the UK so I prefer British and European accents to dirty bastardised American accent.
>people choosing Triss
>>341583161
I kind of feel bad for him, but he tried to fuck with powers while knowing exactly what can happend and what probably will happend.
He fucked up his brother, his wife, poor prince and probably other people. He still deserve another chance, but he gotta pay for it.
And actually, O'Dim is pretty fair for Geralt, he even warn him to don't ask about him without fucking him up like Professor.
>>341583161
>O'Dimm is no threat to Geralt
>literally says will most likely inquire his services again if you let him win
>made a deal at the start of the game
In addition, if you pick a reward, there's always that fucking fine print somewhere.
>>341583161
>He acted upon greed and ego.
He did it so he could marry and be with Iris.
>>341582959
That was my biggest fear but if it's easy to look up then it's fine I guess.
>>341583357
I don't really care for canon. Triss is a qt. Also since english isn't the original voice I just played it ingerman.
>>341583335
I don't care olgried is too much of a cunt. He ruined the lives of all those around him. Fuck him.
>>341582503
agreed
>>341583418
>In addition, if you pick a reward, there's always that fucking fine print somewhere.
Being?
>>341583507
You are a child with a childish view of morality.
>>341583153
More like Nero.
>>341583495
>German
You a fucking nazi? Go burn some Jews.
>>341583507
>I am from a Scottish Calvinist background
>I don't care olgried is too much of a cunt
what about compassion, mr. Big Christian?
>>341575682
Oh don't mind me, just being the most unsettling monster next to literal Slav Crossroads Devil.I actually have had a couple of nightmares about this monster in real life.
>>341583418
He is no threat he removed the brand and he said it was a pleasure. Stop making me guilty for becoming rich in a video game.
>>341583684
as long as you don't stick to crossroads at midnight in some slavland you're gonna be a okay
>>341583684
Shit, forgot photo.
>>341583573
you sound euphoric
>>341583609https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UE5SvX0_gw
>You will never go on O'Dimm's wild ride
Feels bad.
>>341583573
Cunts deserve to be fucked. If you are a cunt then you will be fucked like one. If you press the xyxyxy you will be sucked.
Also why don't you come lick my hairy arse hole. I couldn't give a flying fuck about what an anon thinks of my morals.
>>341583813
Said the autist.
>>341583953
The story was to complicated for you.
>>341583757
To be quite honest, I really liked how unsettling the DLC was; from the whole backstory of G.O.D., to the kids singing his song, to even him following you around everywhere you go throughout the DLC.Especially at the end when the deal gets finalized because they're standing on the "moon" on the ground, that shit was fucking crazy.
>>341583953
>I couldn't give a flying fuck about what an anon thinks of my morals.
You care enough to announce that you're a Scottish Calvinist on an anonymous imageboard you retarded cunt.
>>341584013
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_Twardowski
read up, you're gonna enjoy this
>>341575682
I can grant you a wish.
All you have to do is make a contract with me.
And you can trust me, i'm white!
>>341583682
Fuck compassion I said that was my background not that I am a practicing Christian plus Scottish Calvinism is all about people paying for their mistakes. Olgried losing his soul is a cautionary tale.
>>341584134
oh I see, so you are just and edgy cunt
>>341584038
>>341584012
You guys have been triggered now come and suck on my hairy balls.
>>341584097
lol an inn called rome, what a devil
>>341584192
TTTRIGGERED
COMBO BREAKER!!!!
>>341583761
Any fear I could've had for that monster was destroyed by "put the baby in the oven"
>>341584097
Oh damn dude, that was a good read Anon; thank you.
>>341583761
That basement was genuinely creepy.
I'm a bit sad they didn't go for more creepy atmospheres more often as both that, the tower of mice quest and everything about O'Dimm was genuinely creepy.
>>341584379
well, did you PUT THE BABY IN THE OVEN GERALT
>>341584458
yo, wanna know how they came up with that quest?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popiel
>>341583071
Why does Geralt have boomboxes on his chestpiece, did they have those in the middle ages? What kind of music does Geralt listen to?
>>341584570
Fug.
>>341584570
I didn't, but I'm not surprised they let themselves be inspired by both history and folklore.
>>341584668
Those are obviously nipple protectors
>>341584668
They're there to deflect blows around the armpits, which are one of the weaker parts of that kind of armor.
>>341584741
well, that's the whole witcher shtick, to take all the slav(and not only slav) fairytales and turn them on their heads. it's been done since the first published stories. Great example of that is the whole fairytale land from b&w
>>341584668
Geralt is into BDSM and those plates direct impacts right into his nipples.
>>341584859
Shame when the main plot starts getting way too grandiose and generic. Kind of the same thing with the books really, the series was always at its best with the smaller more contained stories.
What mods are you people running ?
Pic related, mine.
>>341585283
And what kind of mod is that?
I am only running TW1 Geralt, I don't like prettyboy Geralt, although it does not much more than give him worse skin (and I think the mod maker missed his chin, as without beard his chin area looks a bit off). But this + long hair + clean shaven + manticore gear = awesome
Give me a Witcher game, that has a character customization. SET in the events b4 witcher 1 in the days where witchers were in demand. (W/ female witchers). And also use weapons other than swords, w/ Bows. and you can bullet time W/ Bow & arrows Max payne style. Also a fucking grappling hook, Assassins creed style FREE RUNNING. GIANT MONSTERS bigger than the current game has. and fucking DRAGONS. Plus We can also get to bang Yennefer and Triss so we can KEK Geralt.
THat's What I wish, in exchange you can have my Credit Card's Password.
>>341585283
>that haircut
nope
>>341585893
>this whole post
what a gigantic fag you are
>>341585893
>W/ female witchers
There's no such thing.
>>341585709
HD Project
Nextgenstonesandmisc
Turbo lightning
Enchanced weather
Enchanced LOD
>>341586074
The TV series had them
>>341585893
wow stop posting anytime
>>341586119
You're saying that like it's a compelling argument.
>>341584105
I wish u'd fuk off QB
>>341585893
kys lad
I recently finished the expansion pack with this fucking guy.
Is there actually an answer as to who he is? Death? God? Fucking evil Jacob from LOST? Who the fuck is he?
>>341585893
Kill yourself.
I'm not joking.
Slit your throat and end your miserable life.
>>341586885
He's the Devil.From the Polish Lore
>>341586885
Evil incarnate aka the Devil himself. he likes to fuck with people and he's also a GOD, initials of Gaunter O'Dimm
>>341585893
>>341585893
>all these negative replies.
It's all in our heads, he just spoke it. Come on /v/. You know deep down you all want this to happen ; )
>>341576639
for 14/88 to become a reality.
I wish I live in the witcher world
>>341575682
Which other game has so much good written lore and story composition combine with effective gameplay, above avarage tier graphics and overall very high budget quality and polish ? None! That's why Witcher 3 and it's expansions is the literal best game of the 2010` EASILY.
Nothing can top it and I don't see anything in the next 5 years that will
>>341587273
>GOD, initials of Gaunter O'Dimm
nah its just a dark tower reference
>>341587273
>GOD
>Gaunter O'Dimm
Didn't catch that at all, damn son.
>>341587543
uncharted games are better
>>341587543
>/v/ will say Bloodborne and/or Dark Souls
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>>341586108
looks good
except for faggy haircut
>>341582479
Your team is fucking useless
>Try not to get in the way, Witcher
>Entire team bites it in the first minute of combat
Yeah, ok.
>>341587779
uncharted look like movie with imdb score of 6ish
>>341582479
fun fact. you dont have to wear the knight sword or armor in the arena. you can go full witcher gear if you want.
>>341583953
>If you press the xyxyxy you will be sucked.
i get it.
>>341581992
hipsters from ye olde times
>>341585893
I know this is a troll post, but your way of writing really makes me mad.
>>341586108
Its amazing that the biggest difference in these screenshots comes from the higher resolution.
This game just benefits immensely from being over 1080p, any other tweaks to the game short of high res display are only drops in a bucket.
>>341586108
PC stats friend?
>>341585893
>>341583161
>calvinists
Aka assholes who believe some people are predestined to be evil or poor and they deserve it even though they had no choice in the matter.
>>341585893
>>341584105
Check this out.
>>341585893
KILLYOURSELF
Y
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>>341582770
2 lewd
POST YOUR FACE WHEN
>magic's gone
