These are your heroes for tonight.
>>341568630
No Yes No Yes
BACKSTREET'S BACK ALRIGHT!
>>341568689
i was gonna call you gay but I opened the image and I have to say I agree
>>341568689
>>341568775
>>341568890
guess I'm buying a VR headset afterall
>>341568890
oh my fuck
>>341568890
I found this way more funny than I thought possible.
>>341568890
Implying any of you wouldn't be doing the same
>>341569280
i would go deeper
>>341569280
who is
In the old times it was cool and all but now i just cant stop thinking that they look like bunch of emo fags
>>341568890
I want to get in SOOOOO fucking badly
>>341568630
Damn they look good
>>341569671
I know right?
>Squeenix makes official VR porn
>Cindy, Tifa, Garnet, Yuffie, Aerith, Lightning, etc
>Especially Cindy
>Comes with Fleshlight peripheral
I wish
/v/ will be so fun when this game bombs.
>>341570740
>AAA vr porn
The future is here
>>341570760
too bad it won't because it's already selling like hotcakes
>>341571054
An unrelesed game can't sell like hotcakes and games that sell can bomb anyway.
It's going to bomb. And it will be hilarious.
>>341571328
>actually wanting ambitious games to bomb
you are cancer
>>341571409
Agreed.
Fuck that edgelord.
>>341571409
What is an ambitious game? How is this game ambitious?
It's shit and it will be hilarious when the masses realize that.
>>341571409
>unrelesed
underaged hormone addled hard on struggling baby detected
Fuck off back to 1up
>>341568689
Agreed
>>341568890
shiet
>>341571502
Ann FF that's taking a risk and not completely pandering to nostalgiafags.
What did you think of Episode 2?
Imagine all the semen Prompto consumed to lose weight.
>>341571409
Dude this entire board is jaded as fuck and pure cancer. Good thing devs are moving on from them.
>>341571502
>oh man I'm so gonna get my dick sucked if a game bombs
Maybe if you stopped using your money on 4chan passes you could actually get your dick sucked
>haha ff fags are easy bait
I bet you're one of those faggots that engage in hardon male orgies with the writer of the Rise and Fall of Final Fantasy, who isn't already a big enough faggot of a faggot already
>>341571638
But that's every FF
>>341571682
>turns into otthermode from just running a little
bullshit
>>341568689
>>341568630
More like No No Yes Yes
>>341571638
It's pandering to the wider audience since the JRPG genre is a sinking shit. That isn't ambitious. And many previous FF games have done that and they weren't ambitious, they were just FF's.
>>341571830
>It's pandering to the wider audience
In what way?
>>341568630
I really dislike how Noctis' hair covers his eyes. Even just one eye covered would be fine but this is borderline blindfolding himself and triggering my autism.
>>341571916
Open world.
Boy band.
Action game.
The all male cast Is a big turn off and the excuse they gave for it is even worse
It's going to be trash
>>341571830
>played Skyrim
>a lot of gray
>a lot of snow
>a lot of similar designed dungeons not even made by rng
>gary stu/mary sue bullshit storylines and side quests
>"You're a Dovahkin Harry"
>all of the same shit I could find out of a D&D playbook
>"this is the history of video games right here stupid faggot who doesn't have taste unlike me"
>whoeveriswritingthisiscancerfueledbyaids.jpeg
>>341572043
How on earth does a boy band qualify as pandering towards a wider audience? If anything it makes it more niche.
>>341571757
He also stopped stuffing his face and eating junk food. Simply losing weight can make you look pretty good, anon.
>>341572152
Don't bother, tonight's shitposter seems to be some kind of subhuman nigger monkey who doesn't understand the meaning of English words.
>>341572109
Why is all male cast a turn off?
Give reasons.
>>341572043
final fantasy games have always been open world, even if only after a certain point
>>341572043
>"Because I have absolutely no clue of what women/the female gender likes, I'm just going to base my assumption on the dudebros that call me a faggot and make fun of me while they have their chicks around"
Astute observation there.
E3 titan fight looked like absolute garbage.
>>341572150
Not reading this post.
>>341572152
Because more people like boy bands than RPGs. There are people like this who willl buy this game because of the characters.
>>341572282
What are you talking about? I'm explaining how it isn't ambitious to someone who doesn't know what the word means.
>>341572315
Overworld is not an open world.
>>341572260
no you have to do at least a little lifting to get a "toned" body he had
simply eating less and running would just make u skinny fat from the size he was
don't fuck with me I work for /fit/
>>341572357
>Because more people like boy bands than RPGs
Yeah I'm going to need a sauce for this.
>>341572357
Retards think Dark Souls is open world these days. There's no arguing with them. Language itself is corrupted.
>>341572353
It did, but it was probably the worst fucking thing one could show in a conference. Most giant boss battles in games look pretty bad but can be tense in terms of gameplay. Didn't help that the guy playing was awful at it for some reason.
Really they should've just showcased one of the areas like they did before, and fight off masses rather than "attack its weak spot for massive damage"
>>341572448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjmp8CoZBIo
194,355,482 views
>>341572357
>"not reading this post durrhurr i iz bettar than this fag"
Haha, I even bet you fag up forums by being known as that one unlikable douche that gets into 40 page long debates by saying "prove it"
>>341572540
yes because the jrpg fanbase is tween girls
>>341572357
Since when the fuck did the boy band aspect of the game change it from being an RPG?
>>341571682
weirdly grounded
i like it though, its good to take a step back from the overarching narrative occasionally and just use something mundane for characterization.also prompto is cute
>>341572636
>>341572675
So you're done? It's not ambitious, thanks for the weak attempt at convincing me or something.
A game that's playing it safe by changing everything about its ancestry to 'ensure' sales is not amibitious.
>>341568890
>Dad walks in
>>341571682
Cue Western SJWs whining that losing weight is impossible because muh genetics.
>>341568630
Man thus may hust be me but frim what u have seeb i would have liked it more if it was more about the three dudes un the back without the main pc nerd involved at all.
Since i feel it would make for a more interesting story since you could write it to be that they all start with super rigid and cliche personalitys at first but later on they grow and and expand their charcters as the y adventure and shit to. Become super duper bestie bros.
But with the main charcter dude fag gut its obvious that he is going to get most inf not alll chacter development since nip writers are fucking trash at writing.
Oh and the 4 main party member could also be like a pet anything thats loyal to the crew and shit to help add another about that shit in the easiest way possible.
>>341568890
>meanwhile on pc
But seriously that's really weak. I bet a modder will remake it and add in sex scenes.
>>341573393
>TFW the news does a sob story about women who can't lose weight because of genetics.
Eat less and move more. That's all you need to do.
>>341572929
Be a man and admit you were wrong.
>>341574292
nah I won't
this game is taking a lot of risks which is exactly why you're mad
deal with it nerd
>>341574339
It's sad to see a child proven wrong pretend he's right. You can't even back up your claims. Consider killing yourself, you're pathetic.
>>341573612
>sob story
It's basic biology. The female body is built to gather and store fat since it's needed for pregnancy and childbirth. The body goes apeshit when it realizes it's losing precious fat and does everything it can to regain it.
The male body, on the other hand, is built to get fast and strong, making fitness natural and rewarding.
>>341573612
WHAT'S HIS NAME AGAIN?
>>341574954
Dan Schneider
>>341569331
And take back everything you've lost ?
>>341574728
Drop the fatlogic, mate. Women's bodies can't bend the basic laws of physics either. If you burn more calories than you consume, you lose weight; if you consume more than you burn, you gain weight. Fundamentally, it's that simple.
>>341576258
I can feel my dick
it won't stop hurting
>>341568890
Oh fuck
>>341571919
>yfw he slicks it back later and puts on his Versus suit
>>341579030
>yfw Stella appears
>>341571638
So just like FF XIII?
>>341574339
PCock?
>>341571682
It was full of nice details and movement looked very "realistic" for anime standard. I mean is rare to find anime showing weight of character in their movement or respecting laws of physic (Noctis shifting his posture to pull Prompto up).
>>341568890
Get in
They look awfully generic, whatever happened to memorable and recognizable character designs from 7-10?
I mean anyone knows who Cloud or Tifa is, but if you would show a pic of those generic fashion models no one would know.
>>341586761
Not to mention they're literally walking tropes
>>341568630
No Yes No No
>>341568890
...does she...does she show it?
>>341587908
>tfw Jeff loved the XV demo
>>341587716
same could be said of every FF character.
>>341588572
Yes but it's even worse in this one
>The emotional serious protagonist with the gay emo haircut
>The genki one with weird hair
>The serious no fun allowed one with glasses and slicked back hair
>The rugged handsome Auron clone
Fucking yawn
>>341588972
>The emotional serious protagonist
He's generally pretty stoic/laid-back and likes humor. Being serious is literally part of his duty and role.
>The genki one
Not really genki. Dude's insecure and anxious as fuck.
>The serious no fun allowed one with glasses
Because he codependent and neurotic.
>The rugged handsome Auron clone
Literally raised to be a bodyguard for life. Would you expect him to be a fragile florist or something?
these haircuts tho
faggot fantasy returns
>>341589445
how does explaining why they're walking tropes not make them walking tropes?
>>341568630
finally not a SJW cuck game
