Who the fuck are these two people?
If they're not Japanese they don't matter.
Nice try.
Iron Monger and xvideos chick
you make my penis fall off and run out the door
>>341533958
Some random cokefiend and morgan manjaw
>>341534083
>xvideos chick
i know it's morgan webb... but if there are any similarities..
you know what to do..
one of them does shemale porn
>>341533958
epic shirt changing meme man
>>341533958
Long before we relied on people like TotalBiscuit for objective views on games we watch the thing called television where they we're on the show about video games. They are some of the most influential and intelligent critics from yesteryear
Look at the depression on their faces, people who have lost everything.
>>341534315
Youre retarded
>>341533958
>tfw Adam and Morgan are now slaves of Todd forced to forever shill Bethesda games every year at E3
>>341533958
Two irrelevant washed up has-beens with shit opinions about video games.
>>341533958
Lex-Play Luthor and Ms. Skeltal
Man, if 15 year old me knew what a fag Sessler would turn into
>>341534315
maybe for Sessler, but Mrs. Webb found herself a sugar daddy.
JUSTcokeman
>>341533958
>i grew up poor and didnt have Premium Cable TV and missed out on the golden years of G4TV
im sorry you had a shitty childhood
>>341534290
>They are some of the most influential and intelligent critics from yesteryear
Not even close
>>341533958
The Cochead and Old Hag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkI6mSqStio
>>341534717
Tommy Tallarico > that other host
>>341534717
I heard tommy is a douche irl
>tfw if a video game network was made today it would be full of shows about let's players
At least I wouldn't have to look at shitty streams for E3
>>341535130
He's a douche in all the videos he was part of too, that's literally his shtick.
>>341533958
Previous hosts from X-Play formerly known as Extended Play.
Morgon Webb and Adam Sessler.
Gaming died when X-Play died.
>>341533958
reminder
25 Invisible Benefits of Gaming While Male
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E47-FMmMLy0
>>341533958
It's weird the things you remember.
https://youtu.be/inXT-CPWoHk?t=186
>>341536596
What are the benefits of being a Native American?
>>341533958
A washed up hack and a meth addict.
>>341533958
I know you're shitposting, but how can you not know who they are unless you're like 14 years old or something. Are you admitting you're underage, OP? Do you wanna be banned?
>>341534717
>muh footsteps
>muh online play
>>341533958
One of them is a dude who does porn with trannies and the other is an attractive woman.
>>341533958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARgP2_ZTVC4
>We'll let you know when news of Shenmue 3 comes around
Well, did they?
>>341537001
Free college
>>341537939
I wish.
I never been granted anything yet.
I suppose I'm supposed to sign up with my tribe but it's a lot of bullshit.
Speaking of Hosts
Who was the redhead / long hair sitting on the far left of the screen during Twitch's pre/post show of Sony's E3?
>>341533958
Webb's boobs look much smaller, did she get a breast reduction? smhfams
A drug addict and a slut who used to do a television video game review show on tech TV and G4.
The only thing I remember them for was that they were infamous for shitting on Japanese games back when they were mainstream and would constantly read hate mail from angry weeaboos on the show.
>>341534717
Literally all I remember about their show is them bitching about the footstep sounds from every fucking game.
>>341533958
Damn I miss them.
Fuck the big titted woman of Nintendo.
Morgan Webb and Jade Raymond best hotties of the E3
>>341538191
look into it more comprehensively, there are a lot of grants floating around for you
>>341534717
In retrospect, Judgement Day was a great premise. They wouldn't just review the games separately and attach meaningless scores to them, they would debate over their opinions on the game and defend their viewpoints pretty strongly. It was nice seeing conflicting viewpoints in a format like that.
Electric Playground was fucking trash though.
I literally used to masturbate to Morgan Webb
So was Sessler for real on coke? I know that's the meme and all, but it really doesn't seem like there could be any other explanation. He was speaking and moving like a fucking lunatic during this interview.
>>341538587
I agree.
A no name with big tits is anything I can find on a free porn site.
Webb and Raymond are true hotties.
I honestly miss Webb as I grew up, same with Raymond.
It sucks growing up and see them when you're younger cuz they're getting older too.
Morgan Webb and Adam Sendler
>>341538930
Official statement is sleep deprivation.
If you don't believe it that's on you.
I believe he was probly coked up since nearly every single person in the industry of video games hates their jobs.
>>341538191
you idiot you can get like $5000 a month from the government. Do the fucking paperwork
>>341539239
>Official statement
They actually made an official statement in response to people accusing him of being on coke? What the fuck?
>>341539757
Adam did at least and he said he didn't get much sleep during the convention.
What happened to Morgan Webb's tits - they used to be huge
>>341539854
Hard to sleep when you are high on coke cock.
>>341534717
remember when he made the footstep sounds for Advent Rising and shilled the shit out of it right up to the 1 million dollar prize competition got outed as a total sham and he disappeared off the face of the earth
>>341533958
The Ghost of G4
>NEW SHIRT
ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
>>341533958
Westaboos that would rather crack jokes then do their fucking research.Its not their fault but I'm still salty.
>>341533958
I give this bait a 1/5
>>341540605
a 1................................................out of 5?
>>341540708
Why did Sesspool review it like this? Fucking annoying
THROW IT INTO GOD MODE AND KEEP KICKING BUTT
>>341541025
I dunno, it was just his shtick. I didn't think too much of it when I was 12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B959BLRZ2Uw
Kristin Holt, you were such a babe but you did not play video games. You had nice legs but you did not play video games. Fuck I want to fuck you Kristin Holt but you NEVER played video games.
>>341541730
literally best girl
god damn dem legs son
Is this a G4 Nostalgia thread? If so...
CINEMATECH...UH.
No Christian jokes in this thread, shameful.
Anyone else post on the xplay board? They even had a catchy song that went along with it.
>>341541898
>SHINIMATEKKU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euZ_yg7mBG0
>>341541025
if this annoys you, you should probably seek some help
Was sessler always a raging vagina or was it because they moved to san fagcisco?
>>341538930
>>341542337
That's where X-Play was originally from. They moved to LA when G4 took over.
>>341542325
She aged better and he got worse
Isn't that backwards?
>>341542509
she doesn't do lots of drugs
>>341542321
There was no reason for Sesspool to keep viewers in suspense with his elongated news anchor tone.
>>341533958
Adam Sessler
>Seemed an affable dude who was loved by the internet and considered to be a video game expert or at least passionate. Turned out to be a pretentious prick who was rude to the staff.
Morgan Webb
>Looked like a designated pretty girl, disliked by a section of the internet who thought she didn't play video games. Actually pretty cool and has a job in the industry at Blizzard.
>>341541893
Adam "Fuck me in the ass with your feminine cock" Sessler
>>341533958
Christian and Bailey Jay
>>341541025
It was his thing, I liked it.
Better than what he does today.
>>341541730
I only watched her show to fap to her legs to be honest. Good times, Good faps.
>>341542337
Sessler was always an actor who followed his script where Webb was legitimately being honest with her reviews.
The Sess was finally exposed when he went to Rev3.
It sucks that Webb isn't so relevant these days.
Everyone thought Sessler was the gamer and Webb was the fake.
Here it turns out Webb was the real gamer and Sessler was an actor.
WHO IS THE SILVER HAIR GIRL?
WHAT'S HER NAME?
I went to high school with Adam Sessler. He was always such a dickhead.
>>341544617
Scan your yearbook and upload it or otherwise fuck off
>>341535130
It's his comedy. He's pretty cool.
>>341544617
no you didn't
>>341544617
No you didn't. Maybe one of your parents did, but you are definitely not in your 40's or very late 30's.
>>341533958
underageb&
>>341544617
My dad works at Nintendo and says you're lying.
>>341533958
Some guys that hosted a video game review show 10 years ago
>>341542306
>hey lets have a TV show where we just show cutscenes and gameplay clips from games
>those E3 footage shows they did
Such a simpler time
>>341544617
Sessler didn't go to high school.
>Who the fuck are these two people?
And this one?
https://youtu.be/DSOA14-p0lU
I miss Xplay
>>341544617
Sessler was too cool for school. You're full of shit.
>>341544742
Don't have my yearbook. I left it back home.
>>341544963
Yes I did
>>341545073
How do you know how old I am? You don't know that.
>>341545221
Tell him the newest Paper Mario is shit
>>341545431
Yes he did but he dropped out
>>341545874
Read above reply.
>>341546126
>how to avoid every reply the post
Yeah fuck off.
>>341545581
>>341533958
>>341539239
He looks sick to me. People don't usually look that fucked up on cocainum.
>>341544617
You are 40 years old? What are you doing still browsing 4chan with teenagers?
>>341534260
His gf is qt
>>341533958
Adam Cokehead and the Crimson Chin
Wew Layla Kayleigh still has nice boobs
>>341533958
I think that's the guy that wanted iron man's suit
>>341533958
Long ago, before the reddit and normie hordes desecrated the land, video games journalism thrived and quenched the thirst for knowledge of all gamers.
But then the dark times came and the one who actually cared about the craft have been driven away. Now only vixens and vampires remain as video game journalists.
>>341538930
I honestly thought he was going to snap the table.
