Kowashitai Edition
http://e3.nintendo.com/
I want to marry Sam!
How come the white haired girl covered her chest?
Seeing an awful lot of skin in this game.
The inconsistent censorship infuriates me but I find this stream interesting because they are trying their best to push a game no one wants.
>you get banned for an hour in the twitch stream for saying censored
This game looks trash. Hope it flops.
Good lord, this game is so cheesy.
>Make a fanservice game
>Censor the fanservice
EVERY
TIME
>>341496243
Didn't one of those censorship faggots go to E3 and start harassing devs?
They really don't like that, faggot.
>Localization of SMT 4 Final and Persona 5 got delayed for this
>>341496453
>actually legit good jpop
lol did she just make fun of a whole genre of music?
>all these people getting banned for saying censored
>americans will unironically buy this garbage
Jesus fucking christ. What the fuck am I even looking at
>i love the outfits
because they're censored?
>>341496413
I love it. I can't wait to have it my hands.
>>341496607
>Get censored discussing censoredhip
>tfw I'm going to pirate EVERY GAME ON THIS STREAM
FUCK YEEEEAH!!!!
When are they going to show Color Splash?
That's the real shitstorm. Nobody cares about Gimped Idol RPG.
Kiria is hot
>>341495556
what animu is this
>say "Censored"
Get banned
Who demo here
>>341496864
tokyo mirage censorship
Can't wait to play this uncensored. Thank you loadline gods
>>341496713
I can't wait to have my hands onmy dick when their rule 34 appears
>"please just give it to me"
>hint of sideboob
>performas have massive cleavage
>battle uniforms do too
and yet
>wedding outfit censored
>vagina bones removed
what the actual hell is going on?
>>341496826
Most of them aren't even worth pirating
>>341496864
Bait and Switch Megami Emblem
>>341496297
You don't have to bother hoping. This shit didn't do all that well in Japan.
>>341497023
This games been out in Japan for a while dude, any porn it was gonna get will already be out thereThere is none
>>341496928
You've been able to play the game for months.
>>341496587I dunno, I like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_qIMueF8LA
hot
>>341496959
I can. Star Fox Zero's loading times sucked from an SD and made the game stutter.
Not to mention that buying an over 16gb sd card is more expensive than buying the game and selling it
>>341496453
>Image made up of individual LEDs instead of a display behind a mesh
0.7/10
Since it's a idol thread, is this game any good? Does it deliver what #FE trying to do?
How much have they tried to say "there's something for EVERYONE in this game!"? She said it twice in a couple minutes just tuning in randomly.
>>341497342
WHERE ARE HER VAGINA BONES
IT'S UNNATURAL
I'm only watching this stream for 2 reasons.
1. Nintendo's Mega Milk and foot goddess Audrey is there.
2. The awkwardness of having to shill for a game no one likes, whom have effectively slashed their sales from weebs due to unnecessary censorship in a game about fan service.
Who here /comfy/ with me
>>341497342
Kiria a best.
>>341497450
Nope, plays like Neptunia 1, not good.
>>341497342
TRIGGERED
>>341495901
Are they just fuckin' around now? The selective censorship is bizarre.
>>341497495
I'm just waiting for paper trainwreck
>>341497368
You could fix the loading time/stuttering problem by altering the streaming directory and repacking it into the .pak files
And you should already have an SD card for one reason or another
I mean, I fully agree that loadiine is a piece of shit generally speaking, but your reasons are stupid. Hopefully IOSU will be out by the time Zelda comes out
>>341497196
Fuck my life then, what a wasted potential
>>341497342
>this is a japanese dark mage
>>341497450
>Does it deliver what #FE trying to do?
They're not trying to do the same thing.
But if you're a fan of the RPG aspects of Compile Heart RPGs it can be an interesting RPG. But I wouldn't recommend it otherwise.
>>341497450
It's okay, but don't expect anything groundbreaking, especially from CH.
>>341497561
>Nep 1
>Not Trinity Universe
Get out.
>>341497568
I wonder if the changes were more of a stylistic choice than anything else.
>>341497368
My 64gb cost me $10 my dude, and I use it for other games. The stuttering thing was only for one game.
>>341497773
fuck off its a gay cowboy todd
>>341497773
Fuck you Todd, make some decent textures for once.
>>341496297
What's so trash about it?
>>341497773
Who is that handsome devil?
>>341497561
>>341497830
>>341497865
It's for 5 US Dollars on PSN right now, might as well get it
>>341497368
>buying an over 16gb sd card is more expensive than buying the game and selling it
You can get a 64gb for 10-20 dollars
>>341497568
The censorship doesn't make any sense in this game.
>>341497685
I do have SD cards, just not an SD card over 16gb. Also, I played the altered version of SF0 that had the loading "fixed". It was at least playable, but having more loading times in a Jrpg is baaaaad.
Also I ain't pirating Zelda. No reason to do so
>>341496297
Fuck off fur shitter
>>341497568
Is it possible that they didn't have enough time to censor everything?
How long is the game, supposedly? It doesn't seem like 40-50 hours like other JRPGs.
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>>341498124
Must be nice being american
>>341498380
You could order one from Amazon for 10-20 dollars.
>>341497652
same, I wonder if they'll get bill to do it again like with sticker star
Does FE Stand for Fire Emblem ?
Or is it a different game we're talking about
>>341498165
the real question is, why even touch it anyways?just translate it and you're done
Post more Tsubasa faggots.
>>341498356
30 for a playthrough, around 60 for 100%.
>>341498356
30ish for story I think, maybe around 50 for 100%. I know a few JP streamers beat it in a day or two after launch, there was a lot of hubbub with people complaining about it being short. In fact, super saiyan marth was uploaded the day the game came out iirc.
>>341498489
That's as expensive as selling the game afterwards IF I dislike it.
>awkward forced kiss scene
>shown on demo stream
>skipped everything possible
Jesus, what else happens in this game that would justify using that sequence in the demo.
>>341498809
You're conveniently leaving out buying it first.
>>341498634
I don't get why change this into a wedding onesie
>>341497450
Its like five bucks on the PSN right now so if you are interested, go for it.
Finally, it's over.
>sticker star 2
oh boy
>>341499059
It's time to see the spin
Time for Sticker Star 2.
>>341497428
how would you see?
About time that shit ended. Now for heartbreak.
>Paper Mario: We Have Completely Forgotten Why People Enjoyed This Series
Live murder of Paper Mario coming up in 10 minutes.
who here /wish they were dead/
Oh boy, time for more disappointment.
>>341499059
It's only going to get worse from here
What if they listened to the feedback and Color Splash will have partners, a large variety of npcs and a great battle system?Who am I kidding.
what do you thin we'll see for Paper mario?
It's probably going to be Sticker star 2.0 but at least we'll get a good soundtrack out of it and I guess the visuals are pretty nice
>>341499368
>>341499368
I just don't understand the toad fetish.
Why are they everywhere?
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>jumping from idolshit into Sticker Star 2
WHY
>>341499225
When your job is being a walking meme, you don't need to see.
>>341499471
If they listened to feedback there wouldn't even be a sticker star 2
>>341495556
That's quite the run on sentence.
Looking forward to #FE though, day one probably
Here we go...
>>341499546
It's nothing more than huge, offensive lazyness.
>>341499475
"It can only get better, not worse from here on out"
shut up miyamoto. Go into retirement already.
>>341499653
It's because of you we can't have nice things.
Time for the game of the show to be revealed.
Can't wait!
>>341499471
The battle system will probably be improved, since it was all but literally broken in the original Sticker Star. I don't expect anything else to be changed.
A-at least we'll get another sweet jazzy soundtrack, right guys?
it's time for sadness
>>341499546
Miyamoto wants Mario to remain an incorruptible posterboy for Nintendo so all the OC characters are out
I thought I could deal with all the Jpop idol shit and just get the sweet gameplay from #FE but I'm now a lot less sure.
>>341497450
The game isn't bad, but it's nothing inspired either. At least all of the maps are unique... and HUGE.
all this filler content padding the gaping hole between now and NX sure looks amazing
>>341496243
I kept spamming it in the fucking slowmode. But I never got banned.
HERE WE GO
>>341497495post her feet
>no bill trinen
it begins
prepare for suicide
>>341497769
There is some stuff in Panheal, not very good I must say.
>>341499865
the trailer had a gypsy jazz sort of feel
>unsettled
They know what's coming.
>>341500138
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
who is narrating this?
Wait a minute that stamp!
NO PARAKARRY
THE PLOT INVOLVES TOADS
MARIO'S HOUSE IS DIFFERENT
The cutscene looks too good for this game
Tell me that's not the game narrating and it's just one of the guys at treehouse.
I'd fold a Toad if you know what I mean
That voice over isn't in the game is it?
That's terrible.
>>341500332
If this is actually going into the game, that's....wow.
I thought it was someone on the E3 floor narrating this.
>>341500381
The latter you baka.
>MUH TOADS
Kill this series already
>>341496243
I was banned for a hour for saying "sexism"
The narration seems VERY unneeded.
HOLY FUCK THESE GRAPHICS ARE GORGEOUSGameplay will probably still be shit though
That narration might even be worse than the game itself.
is the black guy playing narrating at the same time?
what the fuck lol
>>341500405
No, it's just the black guy trying way too hard to be funny.
>the graphics
Who's reay for Yo-kai watch 2?
>THIS VOICE OVER
>THOSE TOADS
AAAAAAAH KILL ME KILL NINTENDO KILL EVERYTHING
>>341500349
>saw this coming a mile away
>still gave me a chuckle
What's with the fuckin Thomas the Tank Engine style narrator??
>>341500332
>>341500381
>>341500405
I hope to fucking god this is just the guy on stage. This would be a complete deal breaker.
Oh great, 3d shit.
>drinking toad with a straw
That's brutal
SUCC
That's kind of fucked up
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That shy guy undressing Toad was pretty hot.
>>341500476
Given the quality of the game, you can't blame me for thinking that.
Tabata is qt tho
>>341500332
>>341500381
>>341500405
>>341500584
It's the guy on stage.
So is Dragon Quest 8 3DS gonna be shown at all
>Shy guy just sucking the toad dry
Jesus
Welp, I wanna stab someone.
F
>text message tone
SILENCE YOUR PHONES!
>>341500732
God, I hope so.
WE GOT A MURDERGUY IN HERE
ABSOLUTELY SAVAGE
>Course
Dropped
F
>World map
Game confirmed shit
Everyone knew it was gonna be awful but there was still that last shred of hope
>>341500737
You missed it by like 30 mins or more.
STICKER STAR 2
T
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2
BM/AF
he SUCC
#FE looks fun as fuck, haven't been following it much but now I'm torn between getting this or Star Ocean
How long until they let Milk-chan run around with Link again?
>The dialogue in this game is so good
Meanwhile this retard bucket dumps the most hamfisted tutorial ive ever seen.
Please tell me this is some kind of sick fucking joke
Oh boy is it bingo time?
SELECT YOUR CARDS LADS
IT'S SHIT
IT'S LITERALLY STICKER STAR'S COMBAT EXCEPT SLOWER.
IKUNO
HIS KIDS BROUGHT US THIS
>All gameplay is sticker/consumables
Why did I have any hope
>STICKERS/CARDS ARE STILL THERE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCKING KILL ME
>Literally designed by a child
>SHITTY PAINTING MINIGAMES ARE MANDATORY BEFORE EVERY ATTACK
PLEASE SWEET MERCIFUL DEATH RELEASE ME FROM THIS TORMENT.
BRING BACK MEGA MILK
>the graphics looks good
So fucking disappointing. This game is guaranteed to be shit.
>no experience
FUCK
So cards instead of stickers. Fuck this shit.
>No partners
>only an annoying fairy
>Worthless combat
>Bullshit disposable attack mechanic.
Yep, Sticker Star 2.0, Paper Mario is fucking dead
>Everything having the colour and life drained out of it is a metaphor for the series
Anything else after Mario? When does the Pokken DLC get announced?
>>341501187
>>341501134
I never played sticker star but can you only attack if you have stickers
>>341501293
Yeah, such a damn waste.
>>341501057
This is not a bingo I want to play. I don't want to watch the stream yet I look at this thread.
>>341501006
>tfw never ever
>tfw this game could have been perfect if it had been more like the first two entries
>paper
>paper
>paper
>paper
>everything is made of paper
>paper
>paper
I hate Sticker Star apologists so much.
>>341501365
Yes
Also you can't select who to attack, you go after the first in line and every hammer attack causes splash damage
THERES THE FAN
>>341501365
Yep! You can ONLY attack with 1-use consumable stickers that you have a small inventory for!
Combat is LITERALLY pointless and 100% skippable unless it's a boss, and they give you a "use this to win" item for every boss!
>>341501294
The handle of the hammer filled up after a battle. Not sure if that's exp or a different paint meter.
Remember how one of the new Zelda's selling points was NOT having an obnoxious helper character?
>>341501365
yes. Run out of stickers and you have to run away from battle
>The battle system is an RNG dice roll with a painting mini game for everything
F to pay respects to Paper Mario now lads.
>>341500935
Post more of cute girl please
>>341501495
the only fan this game will ever have
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF LIMITING BASIC ATTACKS
>>341496508
They deserve it.
>>341501578
It's a good thing the partners in 1&2 weren't helpers but partners and the majority weren't obnoxious.
Please tell me none of you fuckers are buying this. This is a violent, remorseless raping of what was once a respectable series. Please for the love of god do not give this shitbucket dev team a cent for this abortion. With any luck, they'll be fired for attempting to sell this.
they really didn't learn a fucking thing from sticker star?
>Literally no reason to get into battles
>again
Someone just end this shit already
>>341501714
Adds a puzzle element :^)
>all this time wasting on enemies
jesus christ
it's a nightmare to watch
>>341501538
I think that may upgrade how much paint you can hold.
Pure speculation.
>>341501797
I ignored Stick Star and will be ignoring this.
>>341501293
>imagine this look with TTYD gameplay
fuck man. what has this series become? I can't believe I hoped it would go back to that style after SPM
>>341501816
remember tabata said this is the new direction for the series
I'd almost be fine if they took all enemies and combat out from paper mario and kind of left it as a puzzle/exploration series. But these turn based battles are nothing but a waste of time now, and the personality/humor is just a shell of its former self
>>341501797
Yeah, but Tabata is really cute.
>>341501441
>trying to hide your grief
You don't need to lie to us, anon.
>>341501451
well it is PAPER Mario. It's kind of its thing
>>341501816
No, because Sticker Star sold well in Japan.
TANAAAAAAAAAAAAABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>its Sticker Star : Better Graphics
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Jap devs celebrated Shitter Star's completion
We should've used more than two nukes
>>341501964
Wouldn't it just be great if you could look at your successful and liked games instead of being pigheaded and sticking to shit people don't like? If only there was literally anyone in all of Nintendo who could think this way.
>>341501797
This, please!
I'm surprised all the sticker star 2 comments aren't getting <message deleted>
>>341501843
That's not even the BEST part.
Battles take longer now thanks to the dumb "paint your s̶t̶i̶c̶k̶e̶r̶s̶ cards" mechanic.
Where's the trailer upload so I can dislike it?
At least we know they weren't lying with the interview.Why couldn't they have been lying?;-;
>All this anger and outrage because you never learned how to play the first game
I'm impressed already. The combat seems a little improved, the visuals are stunning, and it's kind of nice to be going back to having unique settings.
Wait, what was that horizontal gold paint bar at the end of the battle? Can that be an experience alternative?
>>341501972
tabata needs to get beaten to death.
You guys wanted partners right? Well there you go! You can summon them as cards.
They forced a reason to fight enemies now
Paper Mario is SAVED boys
>>341502364
>it's all toads
[Nervous Laughter]
the fighting method kinda reminds me of megaman Battle network
>>341502310
>beach, and hillside toad houses are unique settings
TTYD fucking went to the moon, what is wrong with you?
>The first thing you'll notice is that it's ALL TOADS
>>341502310
You have shit taste but nice bait you got me.
>one toad has different colored spots
shiggy is gonna be pissed
>>341501491
>Also you can't select who to attack, you go after the first in line
would've been kind of cool if they took advantage of that by having moves to change enemy positioning and enemies also able to do the same for your party members.or are there no more party members as well?
>>341496928
Is this available in NA now? How do you get it?
>>341502310
I can't imagine how hard you've been squirming since your Bowser post got ignored.
>"We thought what should we do next on the new hardware after Sticker Star"
FUCKIN WHO LIKES THE OLD PAPER MARIO GAMES AM I RIGHT
WHAT SHOULD WE DO NEXT, WHAT DO FANS WANT THE MOST? PARTNERS? ORIGINAL ENEMIES? BATTLES WORTH FIGHTING?
NAH NONE OF THAT
>It's all toads
They're mocking us
>No partners but you can have enemies as summons that fight with you
I guess that's sort of interesting, though getting different partners would just be better.
Wouldn't mind a shy guy partner.
>>341502310
Nigga this had better be bait.
>>341502347
Isn't it amazing how little they understood the criticism?
>>341501964
>Mfw I replayed TTYD over and over after clearing it because it was so darn fun to get through
>Mfw the thought of doing so in SPM was daunting
>>341502310
>visuals are stunning
the characters are so dark and dim and the environments have a really shitty ambient occlusion look that doesn't fit the light hearted aesthetic. I appreciate making things look like paper and some visual elements but ultimate its a weird step back compared to Wooly World. WHY THE FUCK IS MARIO SO DARK, HES IN THE DIRECT SUNLIGHT AND HES PAPER.
>someone worked hard to make these gorgeous graphics for this game
I feel so bad for them.
>>341501525
>Combat is LITERALLY pointless and 100% skippable
so you don't level up at all? do you just rely on stickers to get stronger?
>huey will hold your hand throughout this zero challenge game
>>341496568
atlus is translating those games while nintendo is translating #fe, you are fucking retarded
>>341502517
You can summon generic enemies as a one time use to sort of act like partners
>>341502517
No party members, just your nagging fairy, Kersti
Kersti gets upset if you don't do bosses the easy way
Level select instead of an overworld
Toads make up 99% of the NPCs
Your rivals were Kamek and Bowser Jr.
Bowser had zero dialogue
>>341502115
because it was on the 3DS
The amount of games sold relative to the system was the lowest in the series
>>341502703
If you do fights you use up your stickers.
>>341495556
how the fuck can a gamecube game have more NPC variety and a connected world than a wii u game? i understand if they did that because of 3ds limitations last time, but this THIS is just lazy
>>341501964
What if SS had SPM's gameplay?
