Welcome to /v/, how tough are ya?
How tough am I, HOW TOUGH AM I?
Yesterday I played Sonic '06.
I shitposted about Bloodborne.
By stating facts.
>>341482942
Yeah, so?
>>341483292
Without a walkthrough.
>>341483052
you can go in
i enjoy video games
im a nintendrone and only get mildly triggered whenever someone mentions their disdain for Zelda
>>341482217
I solo'd Ornstein and Smough
>>341483526
>minecraft joke book-tier response
>>341483526
>needing a walkthrough for Sonic '06
It's a linear platformer...
>>341482942
I play Cod.
Hardcore
I killed cruel king of the sea in MH3solo without any buffs
The solder in my keyboard melted a few months ago, so the machine thinks that Im constantly holding down the W and D keys. In that time I've beat Dark Souls 3 and the Bitcher: Wild Cunt on death march.
I'm still not buying a Wii U, even though I want to play Zelda.I'll get it for my cousin, she has minor motion sickness so she'll probably have me play most of it
>>341484529
>with a shitty overworld between levels where you need to do menial tasks in order to collect rings to buy upgrades required to reach the next level
>>341482217
HOW TOUGH AM I??? I played through MGS1-4 all in a 3 day weekend!
>>341482217
I once played a game for 3 hours STRAIGHT
I played Lisa the painfulWithout any tears
>>341485110
Yes, and so did my mother, but she's still camping over at the Weenie Hut.
I cut a hole in the bottom of my laptop so that my leg is the heatsink.
>>341485110
HAYAI
>>341484686
This fucking quest....
My friends and I were failing it for hours.
>>341485110
That's a one day jobwithout cutscenesyou pleb.
I've beaten every Halo on legendarywith all of the skulls on
Im the best in Naruto clash of ninja to Wii
>>341482217
I played MorrowindWithout reading the journal even once
>>341482217
I'll have you know that I remembered that DMC5 wont come out and I only cried for 20 minutes.
this fuckin' game
>Weakass Megaman in the beginning
>Forced to be reliant on RNG for Battlechips
>Viruses are built like brickwall bamf powerhouses
>Bosses, don't even get me started
This is the fucking Megaman Kaizo/Hard Mode right here.
If you can resource the fuck out of your playthrough, shape up your skills and know what to do, you prove that you are a Megaman expert with this game.Don't even tell me you pussyfoots Z-Cannon'd your way through the game
That shit's fucking baby moding it
I beat it when I was 16
I played a video gameand hadfun
I bought an Ouya just to play Angry Birds
I bought Golden Sun: Dark Dawn, and didn't end it all after playing it for 2 hours.
>>341482217
I beat the Neutral path in SMT Strange Journey.as my first playthrough.
>>341487550
oh yeah?
I beat ouroboroson my first try
Top 500 on the Korean Starcraft 2 server. Playing with roughly 330-350 apm.
How tough am I? Yesterday I beat Sephiroth in Kingdom Hearts 2 on Critical.
>>341489724
Yeah, so?
>>341489724
>Sephiroth
>Not lvl 1 Terra
Weenie Hut Jr. is just down the street kid,
>>341482217
I play Command: Naval Air Operations and The Opertational Art of Warat the same time
>>341490118With the Sweet Memories keyblade.
>>341489724
you´ve still beaten zero pussy faggot
>>341482217
I beat zelda 2 without using my left hand
>>341482217
I saw an australian shitposter,
And I ignored him.
I beat flamelurker without the stair cheese
>>341485328
Yeah, so?
I beat Ganondorf in Ocarina of Time blind. As in, my eyes were closed and i wasn't looking at the screen.
>>341482217
I beat MGR on Revengeance difficulty
I play my 3DS in public.
>>341490686
Do you have a left hand?
>>341491073
>inb4 Dante fags
>>341491304
Yes, I just did it to see if i could do it. I was really bored.
>>341491274
Yeah, so?
>>341490813
Same. It took me like 45 minutes. I used crossbow and I kept shooting him when I wasn't risking death. I died several times too, so I wasted a bunch of time.
>>341491432
Well that's still p cool. I have a friend who is missing his right hand and he plays heavy metal with his guitar. He just strums with his "nub," as he calls it.
I had to do a stand up comedy and if I wasn't funny enough I would have molten poured into my eye sockets.
Stuck with Elemental Shaman since Wrath.
>>341484686
That gl is worth every moment though
>>341492326
I beat Link to the Past with my left hand only, on an emulator with controls set to
>L1 sword
>L2 A
>L3 item
>Left stick move
I'm not left handed
>>341482217
I have gladiator title on wow
>>341492643
R-right on in, sir.
>>341482217
I dodged 200 lightning bolts in a row for lulus ultimate weapon in ffx
>>341482217
I played Senran Kagura in front of my momWITHOUT ANY SHAME
I got lead god on Enter the Gungeon.
I beat zelda 2, got no gameovers, and took the right way through the Great Palace without a map
>>341493196
I bet her disappointment in you has no limits.
I like video games
worlds io
I finished Sengoku Rance and Monster Quest
I play my Elder Scrolls game vanillawithout any milk.
>>341492372
using this
>>341493568
I think you belong here instead.
>>341493473
She's "glad I'm not gay".
I emulate old retro gameswithout any savestates
I beat zelda 1's second quest and didn't use a walkthrough or have any help
>>341493762
did you respawn to tell the tale?
>>341482217
I killed ancient wyvern on my first try in dark souls 3by only hitting his feet
i know what happened to the minecraft player who told a witch her house was destroyed
I dodged 200 lightning bolts in a rowtwice
>>341494367
took a crane to get out
>>341493762
Do you have to be autistic to find these funny?
>>341482217
I beat liberal crime squadOn the hardest difficultywith only one guy
I solo'd Yhorm first try
I didnt know Stormruler was there until after the fight
I just sat here and thought 20 minutes about a creative and fun answer without coming up with anything.
I beat xcom2 on iron man mode
>>341494184
the audience was destroyed
I'll have you know i beat Dracula in Castlevania III and it only took me 100 tries.
>>341482217
I beat Ecco the Dolphinwithout cheats
>>341496097
Yeah, so?
I played and beat LISA the way it was meant to be played: As painfully as possible.
Pain Mode, Joyless run, only used plot-obtained party members (Terry, Fardy, Percy, and Buffalo), give up both arms, sacrifice 3 party members to save Buddy,ask Buzzo why he's doing this to me
It took me like 4 months to do it, but I fucking did it. The entire experience only made me even more thankful for Terry and his hot dance.
>>341498617
Without using snipers.
>>341482217
HOW TOUGH AM I? A stranger on the internet proved me wrong and I only applied minimal damage control.
>>341498930
Right this way sorry to keep you waiting
I don't even play video games anymore, I just sit here and shitpost while waiting for a good game to spark my interest.
>>341484065
I beat them first try on the solo tip.
>>341486939
bullshit
>>341493762
>>341494515
A bit of HOLLOW humor, eh?I bet that was better than 95% of the jokes in that book.
>>341499446
Yeah,so?
>>341500382
You might need to DIG DEEPER for a better punchline
>>341492438
I stuck with Enhancement from Vanilla til Cata when I quit.
>>341482217
i dont even play video games
I'll have you know that I fought Whispy Woods in Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland the other day, and I only died 4 times.
>>341482217
I finished the last game I played on MEDIUM DIFFICULTYWithout any guides
I still play EVEwithout afking
I recently played some Pajama Sam 2, and I tell you what,I never thought thunder and lightning were so frightening.
>>341492372
>>341493762
I bet your eyesockets were....DESTROYED!!
Bitch please
I played 400 hours in each Elder scrolls game since morrowindon an sdtv and console
Yesterday i caught all those rare pokemon in the original hardware, no hacking bullshit.
>>341482217
Beat Fzero GX Diamond Cup on master.
When I was 12
>>341507867
Me too, it's not even that hard. What's really hard is some of the story missions on hard, it's ridiculous.
>>341482217
Perfect lapped Spilskinanke using a Piranha. Twice.I also SL1'd all-bosses no magic no shields DeS and DaS, but those are meme-tier games now so it can't get me in
