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Can you just imagine Norman Reedus's reaction on his face as he sat there in the office with Kojima and Kojima explained to him what the trailer of the game would be.
>>341455071
He was probably very happy to have a job now that Walking Dead is flopping harder and harder and Silent Hills got cancelled.
>>341455071
He didnt, they just scanned his body and sent him home.
>>341455194
Stopped watching it with soap opera season 2. How bad is it now.
>>341455071
if he's willing to put his face on it he must like the idea behind it despite how weird it seems
>>341455284
Did they mocap his dick?
>>341455194
he lost his job at twd because he got killed at the finale obviohsly
>>341455194
>walking dead flopping
not a fan or anything but normies are eating that shit up, literally everyone at my office talks about how they cant wait till the next season, I think they have 7 more seasons signed.
>also Norman FETUS
>>341455432
S3 and S4 were pretty good
KOJIMA - "Ching chong"
Reedus - "zombies"
>>341455432
not him youre replying to but ratings are slowly dropping but its still considered the #1 show on TV.
not even a walking dead fan, not really big on zombies but that anon is just exaggerating. the show is still going pretty strong and theres no signs of itdyingany time soon
>>341455432
Thank you! the second season and beyond (im sure) where way too....real. drama and human problems. less and less of the whole lone wolf survival, random encounter and open road settings. "oh we found others who want to start civilization over again, lets just focus on what humans would actually do in real life instead of making it an interesting fantasy story." bah, telltale is the only one I can stand. i tell everyone I go where the cold wind blows
>>341455597
/thread
>>341455071
I fucking hate that hipster-tier shit music that plays in the trailer. The guy sounds like he had his fucking balls snipped off. It's so irritating.
>>341455597
I don't think anyone thinks he got killed. Another character's rubber head got leaked a while back. He also has that biker show he's going to be in.
But Air. Did you see that shit? holy fuck.
>>341456295
dumb frogposter
>>341456295
haha yeah rock on bro \m/
>>341455071
He's an actor in TWD.He has seen worse.
>>341456295
yeah the same with resident evil, game looks insane but they had to ruin with worthless piece of shit normie excrement
>>341456568
>>341456656
It was a pretty bad Radiohead knock off. I love Radiohead but they spawned some really gay numale bands that try really hard to imitate their sound.
OKAY SO REEDUS-SAN JUST GRABU DAT BABY DORRU AND HUGGU IT VERI HARDO
YES GOOD
NOW CRAYU REEDUS-SAN
CRAYU HARDER!
>>341455071
He's an actor, I bet he ate this shit up. Probably thinks it will get him smarter Oscar worthy roles in the future.
>>341455883
> #1 show on TV
isnt that GoT?
>>341457326
>>341457145
>gay numale bands
yeah man metal rules, can't spell crap with rap etc.
>>341455071
>And for a while you were also pushing forward to do your own movie [I Was a White Sex Slave in Harlem]?
>Reedus: Yeah. A film about Margo Howard-Howard, who’s a drag queen—a very inspirational New York story. But I just got wrapped up in this and never quite finished that—I kind of dropped the ball on the movie when this show started. And it was going to be very hard to find an actor that would want to do that. You’d have to have somebody very brave to pull this off.
>>341455071
>'Can you at least give me a buff body?'
>>341457632
Nobody mentioned metal but you, faggot.
>>341457815
Is this okay?
>Sup, Konami? So, eh, I'm just gonna have Norman Reedus pose naked as he grabs a dead fetus
>What?
>It's this whole thing about stranding, you wouldn't understand it
>Get the fuck out of my office
>Hand marks over his body
>Get the fuck out of my company
>Five levitating man standing looming in the distance
>Fuck you
>Shitty indie music playing on the background
>Hello? Yes, this is Hideki Hayakawa, funnel all of our budget to Pachinko machines and never look back.
>"Death Stranding" will be the name, has a nice ring to you it, don't you think?
>NEVER LOOK BACK
>>341455597
Glenn dies
>>341458772
It'll be someone else
>Kojima: Yo, Sony, what kinda game you want?
>Sony: You do you Kojima
>Kojima: You got it senpai
FAINTLY
>>341455071
Reedus's seems like the type of guy to do it for the bantz desu
I doubt he cared
He doesn't give a shit about the Walking Dead anymore and just wants to race motorcycles for the rest of his life
I heard he's super into the weird quirky arty shit.
>>341455071
I'm sure he knew what he was getting into when he signed up. If not, his agent would have shown him Kojima's previous works and given him an idea
>>341458996
and when it flops as a half finished mess with a five million dollar soundtrack Sony will take the blame and Kojima will move to MS for a start up
but the ruse up until the game releases will be worth it
>>341459389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQd8D8oqsZs
>>341455071
I'm sure he's very open minded artistically, but his public image kind of seems not to reflect that because of the characters he gets cast as.
>>341458996
>Reedus: hey so Kojima I was thinking maybe we could do something kind of grounded and understandable for our first trailer? I mean this is going to kick-start our careers together and all.
>Kojima: 何?
>Reedus: uh..
FAINTLY
I'm so excited. We haven't had any really out there games since PS2 era.
Anyone else lose their shit thinking the RE7 footage was the new PT at first?
>konami exec walks in to kojima's office
>konami: kojima-san, it's getting close to release date, can we see your progress on part 3
>kojima, visibly stoned: oh we brew that money on this coor new game i rant to make. dont worry these fans wirr eat shit off a table if its my name on it mgs wirr be fine
>konami: again, kojima? alright, can you show me the trailer for this game?
>kojima: sure thing
>presses play
FAINTLY
>konami: you're fired
>>341456295
hell yeah dude where's the death grips
I STAY NOIDED
>Sony: do you have the slightest idea what this game will be like?
>Kojima: faintly
FAINTLY
Yes, it looked something like:
>>341460443
ITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOES
FAINTLY
>>341457479
GoT is on a subscription cable channel.
TWD is on a channel that is basic cable in about half the country.
>e3 2017
>sony conference
>kojima comes up on stage and says he has some new footage from death stranding
>live camera feed of a black guy fucking joosten while she moans
"we wuz kings n shit nigga i swear to god"
STRANDING
OOON THE COAST
>>341460443
>get on Skype with two of my "friends" I still keep just to watch E3 with and otherwise call once a month at most when I'm bored
>they're pretty normie but not entirely, whatever
>turns out they both unironically listen to Death Grips now
I should talk to them even less often.
>>341461117
He dumped Joosten.
Now he's lusting over Reedus.
>>341461869
Reedus>Joost
>>341461203
OF THE OCEAN
LIKE THE FIVE GUYS ONCE SAID
>>341462243
AND THE INK
IS ALL COLD NOW
Kojima: Gurabbu de baibeee
Reedus: W-what?
Kojima: GURABBU DE BAIBEEEEE!
Reedus: W-WHY?
Kojima: *cracks whip* MEMES
Reedus: Aiiiiieeeeeeeeeee
>>341457145
>punk = numale
Holy fuck /v/ is worse at music than /mu/
>>341462458
I'M NEW TRAILER
I'M GAAAAAAAAAAAY
I'M PRETENTIOUS
INSIIIIDEEEE
>>341455194
>He was probably very happy to have a job now that Walking Dead is flopping harder and harder
>Walking Dead
>Flopping
nigger I hate the show but you're delusional. Walking Dead is the biggest show on TV in terms of live viewership, it PRINTS money and could lose literally half its viewership and still remain hugely profitable
Kief > Norman 2bh
Did Kojima go too far in a few places?
>>341462887
But Chief Kief abandoned Kojima.
>>341455284
He did hold the baby
>>341461746
What's so bad about unironically listening to Death Grips?
It's GOAT lifting music.
>>341455071
I doubt he was told even that, he probably knows as muh as we do.
So what the fuck is this gonna be about?
>>341463092
>implying he wouldn't do another game if asked
>>341463838
there is no game.
>>341462568
modern punk is tbqh
>>341463092
>Abandoned
dude he showed up to the VGAs to accept Kojima's award (since Konami wouldn't let him go) and referred to him as "My Big Boss"
he seems to have a really high opinion of the guy, Kojima's apparently a really cool dude irl.
>>341464085
>no game
>just years of gametrailerkino
>>341463838
A pachinko game. The trailer shows him losing all his money and woke up naked after some heavy drinking
>>341464356
>"My Big Boss"
lewd
>>341459837
People don't want grounded and understandable trailers from Kojima. Some people probably had more fun analyzing trailers for MGS5 than they did playing the game.
>>341463417
I could very easily picture Norman "Fetus Deletus" Reedus being asked what the game's about in an interview.
>"Fuck if I know man, I saw the same trailer."
>>341455661
>>341462761
It still mystifies me this show became such a big thing. I remember being hyped for it when it came out watched the first season thought it sucked and opinions online were mostly the same with people saying it was a disappointment, just stopped watching expecting it to be cancelled, hear nothing more about the show for a few years and then suddenly its the biggest show on tv with everyone and their dog watching, I guess people really-really like shitty drama with zombie fights sprinkled throughout.
>>341464356
That shirt haha omg
>>341462887
Is that Anna Gunn in the middle?
>>341455979
> i tell everyone I go where the cold wind blows
that's p embarrassing, anon. Very close to being a fedora-lord
>Norman
>NORMAN
THAT FUCKING NORMIEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341462568
>Radiohead knockoffs are "punk"
what
>>341456295
acclaimed video game director is shit tier film director, that's why he used the first song with lyrics that match the game's narrative
>>341466362
>Norman
>Normal
>Normalfag
>Normal=Normal
pottery
>>341466414
I wish Iggy would just die or retire instead of making himself look like an embarrassment.
>>341466821
salty because your too pussy to embarrass yourself
>>341464356
Kojima's fashion sense is unintentionally brilliant.
>>341457145
>numale
I don't know why it fucking cracks me up every time.
>>341455597
DUDE SPOILER ALERT PLEASE!!Nah just kidding lost interest of the show after the second season. What a shitty show.
>>341458903
Not if they follow the VNs.
>>341455071
>mistah reerus I rant ru to rold a rary naked I give ru ten million yuan
>>341463417
That pic needs an "Revolver Ocelot" edit
>using numale as insult
You're one bunch of pathetic folks.
Just listen how this word sounds...Numale...New male...Numales are the new generation of males, better generation. WE are the next step in the evolution of humanity. We get to fuck girls and what do you do? Hell, it would be miracle if you managed to get out of your parents' basement. When you're commenting posts on 4chan I'm having pleasant conversations with the gentle sex. Telling them how this world is unfair to women, making them feel better about themselves.
>t-this shit doesn't pay off! it's better to just rape them!.
Confirmed for never talking to any women other than your own mother. Usually I end day with few new reblogs of my Tumblr posts. That's right! I have Tumblr, because I have tons of shit to say about myself and about what I stand for - better world, without artificial stuff like gender or sexual preference.
>>341469464
>artificial stuff like gender
when did people start literally losing touch with reality?
>>341464882
>>341459837
The only reason I'm interested is because the trailer is so intriguing. It was not what I was expecting from the soldier render they showed.
>>341469770
If not rigged american education system you would be literally free to chose your own gender...It's proof such a thing actually doesn't exist...it's propaganda.
But hell...what else could I expect from 4chan.
>>341470292
>chose your own gender
No, I'm pretty sure we're all born with the genitals we get.
Don't believe me? Watch a video of a birthing, if it doesn't trigger you that is.
>>341455194
Can we agree the VNs for the Walking Dead is better than the show?
>>341461117
Can i ask you a question
Do you, you know, feel more accomplished now that you shoehorned a meme and your fetish in something that has nothing to do with those things?
It makes less sense than this trailer does.
>>341470846
angry
>>341455071
Reedus probably thinks Kojima is this huge director in Japan that creates fartsy artsy stuff loved world wide. Little does he knows he is working with a hack.
>>341470612
That childish reasoning...
Let's say you are born with black hair...
Later you decide that you don't want to look like rest of clones and dye your hair blue.
Now your hair is blue not black.
Get it?
It doesn't matter what are you born with, what matters is what YOU want.
If you feel like you want pink hair then go for it, if you feel like today you are more into people with masculine characteristics then go for it, next day you can be into people with feminine characteristics and that's perfectly fine.
>>341462568
>punk
No. That balless, whimpy shit isn't punk. I don't even like punk ,but punk at least had some balls and some passion. You numales are just women that can grow facial hair and pee standing up.
>>341471220
>That childish reasoning...
No, it really isn't.
Not if you know the definition of the word artificial.
>>341471220
>Let's say you are born with black hair...
>Later you decide that you don't want to look like rest of clones and dye your hair blue.
>Now your hair is blue not black.
But anon, that'd just make your hair color artificial.
>>341471416
You literally ignored 90% of my post.
I guess, that's what happens when 4channer decides to have sex - they ignore screams for help and just rape.
>>341455071
>Don't talk to me, Norman Reedus and my son, Norman Fetus ever again!
>>341471598
No, I addressed the topic of discussion.
Which is whether or not gender is, as you called it, artificial.
You then made a leap to dying your hair, something that is undeniably artificial, and managed to make no real point in doing so.
I'm sorry your so frustrated at your inability to defend your opinion.
Maybe you're having trouble defending it because of how baseless and wrong it is.
>>341471220
No, you're just a self hating faggot that has to keep dying your hair. You have black hair that has been colored pink. Putting on a dress doesn't make you a woman. It makes you a guy pretending to be a woman.
That is reality.
>>341472185
>>341471935
>>341471583
Heil Trump am I right?
I only expressed my humble opinion on subject and you literally attacked me. Thank God I'm not standing close to you because you'd probably punch me, you neanderthals.
>>341472421
>you literally attacked me
I did? Explain to me how I "literally" attacked you.
FYI, the first post you linked isn't mine.
>It's a people keep responding to the incredibly obvious troll episode
>>341472421
You wish someone would care that much. No one cares about you or your stupid cries for help.
>>341455071
>mfw it gets cancelled after 6 years of development
>>341472796
I'm just having fun making him run around in circles.
If he keeps at it he might not be a troll. I mean, a troll would realize there's no point in continuing the conversation when I'm not even getting mad.
>>341472659
So according to you calling out people on their mistakes and making them feel bad for being wrong(I wasn't tho, but I respect your OPINION)doesn't count as attack?
>>341472870
It's not about me, It's about cause I represent.
>>341473079
>calling people out on their mistakes ... doesn't count as an attack?
Elipses because feelings aside, no, it's not an attack. Correcting a mistake is a correction.
On another note, just because you 'feel' attacked doesn't make it an attack.
>>341455432
Pretty good actually, depending on the season and episode. Just hate the fact I literally can't stop watching because I have to know what happens next.
>>341463007
Not far enough.
>>341473079
Oh fuck you got BTFO
>>341456295
>>341457145
>Not liking music from the most BASED country
Dumb Frogposter. Learn to Iceland.
https://youtu.be/VG3LpdD3IAY
Kojima confirmed for god-tier music country of origin taste
>>341473340
Oh right, I forgot 4channers forgot about simple thing called feelings.
Have you ever tried thinking about how other perso n is feeling?
And who are you to correct my mistakes? Who are you to decide what is mistake and what is right? afaik we are individuals and what is right and wrong depends on person so you have literally no right to 'correct' other people
>>341473915
SHIT NIGGER. THERE IS NO RECOVERING THAT ASS POUNDING HE GAVE YOU
>>341463162
>I don't even fucking know this kid
>>341466362
>>341466723
>Norman Reedus
>Normal
>REEEE
This dude has the name of a fucking Phoenix Wright character
>>341463162
Behold, the creation of the purest kino in the vidya industry.
>>341473915
>Who are you to decide what is mistake and what is right?
Then who are you to say that you aren't wrong or that I am?
Oh, that's right. You don't actually care about right and wrong. All you care about is that people share your opinion, because you're selfish.
Let's not pretend that you're not. That's what this whole string of posts is about.
Its all about you and what you want.
>>341455432
It's EXTREMELY hit-or-miss. One episode can be actually well written and acted, and the next can be total dogshit. It's actually impressive the sheer level of extremes you can have week to week on it. Season 4 was the best season, s5 had some good stuff but also shit. s6 had some good stuff but dragged out a mystery for far too long and then totally shit the bed in the worst possible way in the finale with one of the worst season finales I've ever seen. Butchered an iconic comic moment and even normie viewers hated it.
It's still the highest rated show on non-sub television though I think, which is impressive I guess in the same way TBBT getting however many seasons is impressive.
>>341471598
>>341472421
>that obvious b8
>people still responding to it
>>341474632
HE WAS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY THIS GUY>>341474326 WOOOOOOOO
Reedus has what we do not: Context. He understands what's going on because he's read the script.
>>341474326
That's why I never engage in discussion with people on 4chan.
Bunch of mongoloids.
You are literally turning what I said against me.
You are ATTACKING me with my own words.
You are trying to make me feel bad because of my world view.
You're no better than Omar Mateen.
>>341473915
>Have you ever tried thinking about how other perso n is feeling?
I do have empathy, yes.
>And who are you to correct my mistakes?
Someone with an applicable knowledge base.
>Who are you to decide what is mistake and what is right?
Again, someone with an applicable knowledge base.
>afaik we are individuals and what is right and wrong depends on person so you have literally no right to 'correct' other people
If we were talking subjective bullshit, sure. That's all down to personal opinion.
If we go into objective facts, then you're going to have a hard time enforcing your opinion as fact without somehard evidence base to support your position. Even then, that just brings your entire data set under scrutiny and review. Usually ending with peer-reviewed publications and a consensus is reached.
I not only have the right to correct people, I consider my duty to inform and enlighten them on why they're incorrect and point them towards a more correct answer. No, I won't GIVE you the answer, I'll point you in the right direction and send you on your way. People don't take on board what they're told as much as they do for natuarally formed opinions, I providea service that puts you on the latter path.
Give me more bulshit, I'm having fun here.
>>341474765
>>341474156
two shit-flinging niggers was enough. you're just making this more neo /v/ by the second.
>>341474849
He was a Muslim you racist. He didn't do anything :^)
>>341474849
so go back to tumblr and shut the fuck up.
>>341474917
>Two more
I'm the same guy retard. If he wants to fling shit I'm gonna fling shit back
>>341455432
THIS IS NOT A DEMOCRACY LOL XD
>>341474765
>>341474156
>>341475054
The serious replies were funny for a little bit but this is genuinely cringeworthy. Please go back to /b/.
>>341455071
Pure vidyakino
>>341471220
Yeah but you would really be changing your hair color. Most people that claim to be another gender dont actually change genitals, and if they do its horrid looking.
>>341475167
those are not the same people and I can prove it
>>341475167
NU UH YOU RACIST HOMOPHOBIC NIGGERFAGGOT
hahaha sam lake btfo reedus >>> cia
STRANDING
ON THE EDGE
>>341475040
So what that he was Muslim? Why are you bringing his religion to this? Are you insecure about your religion or something?
>>341475326
That was metaphore.
What matters is change - it doesn't matter if its physical or psychological
>>341475054
You don't have to tell me twice.
Have a good day, y'all.
Jason out.
>>341475347
What's your point? I've seen Steam friend threads less shameful than this.
>>341457326
>>341475534
No one will ever accept you, bye
>>341475534
Are you insecure about his Religon. Because you're assuming that a Muslim would kill GAYs. All the facts aren't even out yet...
is numale the new "cuck"?
>>341475573
hype men are important. some consider it a profession.
>>341455071
Kojima probably told him what was going on before that. Besides, Reedus is a cool guy, even if TWD is shit.
>>341475808
You are the new cuck
>>341475820
Hype for what?
>>341461869
Someone ought to do a Joosten version of that "friendship ended with HAYTER" image
>>341475808
Numale is mostly about appearance.
>>341456295
Get fucked you pleb Low Roar are great.
>>341476018
NIGGERFAGGOTS GETTING BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOO #HOYP #HOYP #HOYP #HOYP #HOYP #HOYP #HOYP #HOYP
>>341476150
This is postkino
>>341466582
You're retarded lol
>>341457000
Yeah the music in the RE7 trailer was fucking stupid and really annoying.
>GOOO TELLL AUNT RHOOOODDYYY
Holy shit, that sounds retarded. Please shut the hell up. Why do trailers always have to have remixed songs that are slowed down versions of the original? It's so cringe-worthy.
>>341476106
If that were true wouldn't it be pretty much synonymous with "/v/irgin"?
Politics are the main distinction between the two.
>>341476150
>he fell for tier 1 bait
Summer is real.
>>341465417
The show is actually pretty great. The last couple seasons have been really damn good and they've really been fleshing out their characters. Season at the jailhouse was a low point but after that it's pretty great.
>>341473871
That's some cool shit dude.
>>341457326
Underrated post
>>341476106
>Sweden
>>341477980
HAHA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE NIPS REPLACE L'S WITH R'S XD
>>341457326
>This whole thread getting baited by this one guy dong an over the top tumblr impression
I knew you were gullible, /v/, but this...
>>341455071
Well he already starred in Cigarette Burns, can't get much weirder than that
>>341476106
If an aspie was also a vegan which would he tell you about first?
>>341478217
Yep. Also the phrasing and imagining Kojima do that.
Walk on, Jap.
>>341470292
ok
>>341463417
His name is all over this picture he really is insane and vain isnt he?
>>341479237
>No basis in science
Nigga you're looking at science. Academia is science.
>>341469464
LMAO why is Lobos Jr on this picture he is literally GOAT at Dark Souls Challenge runs
>>341479687
I legitimately don't understand why it's so disliked, it looks like the only mildly interesting COD for once in a fucking decade.
>>341479726
No.
>>341479726
>academia is science
Academia wishes it was science. Science is science.
>>341480053
>Noun
>academia (uncountable)
>1. The scientific and cultural community engaged in higher education and research, taken as a whole.
You can try to poison the well some more by bringing in more unrelated opinions of the coiner, or you can just accept that the term is widespread in every field to which it is relevant.
>>341462887
Reedus looks like a younger version of Kief
Solid and Boss with Eva?
>>341463838
Auguries of Innocence
