What were you doing when Nintendo dropped the Game of the Decade?
Allison Rapp could charge over $300 for her titties. What price do you think OP could charge?
>>341445297
Nintendo didn't make Bloodborne though
Dem tits.
And to think Nintendo were a laughing stock a few weeks ago.
Mega Milk Tan will is my new Waifu
>>341445297
Masturbating furiously
Her colossal fucking tits should be a scalable mountain range in the game.
>>341445530
/thread
>>341445530
/thread
>>341445530
>thread about tits
>muh fanboyism
>>341445297
Masturbating to the hottest Nintendo girl.
I was wiping the precum from my dick watching this sexy bitch.
Is this the girl who made Link run around naked at every opportunity?
Girls want to fuck Link almost as much as the guys do.
>>341446675
>thread about tits
>on a video game board
Wasn't enough that you guys got an employee fired over nothing, and relentlessly harassed treehouse for months over doing things that have been commonplace in localization for 20 years?
For 3 years in a row? No, Nintendo is dead.
You Nin10drones are so fucking stupid.
>>341447095
That guy was a smug arrogant asshole who thought he was some kind of uber celeb because he was on a fucking web broadcast,
There might have been a lot of unspoken truths about what he was saying. But his attitude was "Fuck you sad fucking nerds, get a life."
Nintendo couldn't have shitcanned the moron fast enough.
How old is this slut and what's her name? In that order.
>>341447095
>commonplace in localization for 20 years?
Yeah, it is time for change now. The faggot deserved to be fired.
>>341447095
Me? I didn't do shit, I never knew about her until she got fired, she was a qt though.
>>341447675
His "attitude" is just another unspoken truth.
>>341446931
>Girls want to fuck Link almost as much as the guys do.
with a mousepad like this, Audrey is one of us anyway
>>341447886
The guy was still an asshole. You can't have an employee basically insulting fans.
I want an amibo of this girl.
Yep, Nintendo fans are still angry little misogynist manlets and terrible people in general. Gross.
Nintendo had the two biggest hits of E3.
>>341445530
>Sonyggers still obsessed with Bloodborne.
They weren't joking with the "PS4 has one game" thing.
>>341449270
You seem outta place boy.
Get well soon.
>>341450813
How many games are coming out on Wii U this year?
>>341445530
>Bloodborne
it's not even a good souls game
>>341445297
who dis b?
Mucho titas
Nintenfags on suicide watch a few weeks ago.
Now owned the whole of E3 with one game. Top kek.
>>341445530
Bloodborne isn't even the best game FROM made in the last five years.
>>341447095
>fired over nothing
If you get fired, you did something. It's pointless and costly to fire someone for "no reason."
in my bedroom in my parents house sitting at my computer in my underwear at noon on a weekday eating ramen with two packets of seasoning in it
I was being hyped
http://www.strawpoll.me/10485243/
>>341455564
is she even trying to act like she was fired for no reason? its seems like the general story shes giving is sexist gamers got her fired, but in reality asshole gamers pointed it out to nintendo why she should be fired
nintendos hand was guided but they still had a reason
>>341445297
Nintendo are a company that makes games for kids. why the FUCK are they letting a girl with huge titties host this, it's so not their style. It's like elementary school teachers giving the students crack, children are not ready to see such fat tits.
>>341445530
game is garbage. It couldn't win a single award and it was up against Ori for art direction. Not to say that winning an award is the only defining characteristic of a game but you sonyponies don't seem to understand anything less. how could a game that couldn't win an award in it's own year be the best game of it's decade? how sad.
>>341445530
every souls game is better than bloodborne. except dark souls 2, which sucked
>>341455937
The same reason Disney hire hot little teen cum sluts for their live action tv shows.
>>341445297
I need video sauce on this
>>341445297
>>341445297
Not gonna lie. Those are some nice breasts.
Think she's wearing padded or push-up?
>>341445297
skyrim lite
>>341450962
https://www.nintendo.co.uk/Games/Upcoming-Games/Upcoming-Games-753286.html
>she sees your dick
>>341445297
>Literally just kiddie Skyrim
>with more shit graphics
Nope.
>Skyrim: The First and Only RPG
>>341445297
Great tits. Shame they're on the same body as that face
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/zelda-breath-of-the-wild-on-wii-u-and-nx-will-be-t/1100-6440876/
No use in buying an NX now.
Based Nintendo.
>>341445297
I want her to give me a handjob wearing those evening gloves.
>>341456959
So fuck all then?
>>341446049
they still are, to old and sensible gamers anyways.
they have steeped to the lowest level;
having hot sexually objectified girls present their game, getting on the open world shtick, downgrading the graphics, having run of the mill gameplay, pandering to their braindead nostalgia audience
fuck them, and I actually doubt anyone will buy their fucking backwards console for just one title, but when dealing with nintedroids, everything is possible.
>>341457309
I still think you can expect an higher res and frame rate. Content-wise it will be the same game.
>>341457309
NX will probably have some incentives live higher frame rate, 4K and perhaps some other stuff.
Sure
>>341445297
What size are those puppies? D? DD?
What do you think her nipples are like? I think flat pancakes that are deep red.
Her pussy is cleanly shaved...maybe a very small, thin strip along the axis of her slit.
Normal sized clit and a deep brown asshole.
Also, she clearly loves rape-play in bed.
>>341458431
innie or wizardsleeve pussy lips?
>>341458830
oooh...good question
I think she has meaty, beef curtains
not as bad as a roast-beef sandwich, but there's definite meat there
>>341458431
>>341458830
>>341459173
i think i know who's getting the pulitzer prize this year
LOL
>>341445297
Ignoring them, like literally everyone interested in video games who isn't a Nintenyearold.
>12 million in four years
>>341445297
what's her name /v/?
>>341445297
I don't know about this board and all the delusions in it, but this looks like the game of the decade. I was sitting at my computer watching seven hours of footage straight wishing I could fucking do nothing but play it for weeks. It's exactly what I wanted, all the best parts of modern gaming combined with the best parts of classic gaming. Nintendo is officially back
>>341459804
that really is some shit gameplay, but hey,
YOU CAN SLIDE YOUR SHIELD DOWN THE HILL MAN! GAME OF THE FUCKING DECADE, NINTENDO DOES IT AGAIN YOOO!
>>341445297
>2017-1
>not pounding boypuss
Lol fag
>>341459804
A game not for faggot wrist pussy bitchs
>>341445297
Breasts of the Wild.
>>341458431
>implying she isn't a disgusting roastie
>>341445297
I feel like Nintendo whored out a woman and everyones opinion on Zelda changed or they released marketers on /v/.
>>341457336
Imagine how the fabric must feel, as it rubs sensually up and down your frenulum....
>>341457667
>objectified.
That is a just a girl with big boobs wearing a fucking tshirt. That is what she looks like.
>>341445530
My sides
>>341446049
While Zelda looks awesome they still came to E3 with 2 fucking games.
Still pretty embarrassing.
>>341458431
This fucking guy.
>>341460806
yeah, and on what ground did she get that gig? her game expertise? her charming character? her hosting skills?
just fuck off retard
Zelda looks way better than literally everything else I saw at E3.
It's the real sequel to the original game.
>>341459804
This reminds me of Dragons Dogma
I find that "In the Wild" fits better.
>>341461018
>better than literally everything else I saw at E3.
that's not saying much
>>341461464
Fair enough.
>>341459804
man not even Monster hunter the
>SHITTEST GAME EVER AMIRITE NINTENDOGS
paused the fucking game to allow you to swap your shit to kill enemies that die in 1 hit no matter what your attack stat is
I thought she lacked arms from the thumbnail.
I want to know whom owns these amazing breasts?
>>341445297
>>341456861
>>341457025
Anyone got an instagram or something? Need to check for feet pics.
>>341460552
They're just nice titties
>>341445297
What if she just added stuff or breast padding?
>Nintendo announces that they're coming to E3 with pretty much just Zelda
>everyone (understandably) loses their fucking minds over it, nonstop "Nintendoomed" threads everywhere
>they somehow come out of this E3 looking much better than they did coming out of E3 2015 despite having many more games to show
I thought they were out of their minds when they announced they were pretty much only bringing Zelda, but they somehow pulled it off. Having pretty much nothing but gameplay went a long way. It also helps that almost literally everything else at E3 this year looked like complete fucking ass too I suppose.
>>341461593
You act like something similar hasn't been in the series since always
I missed the stream yesterday. Some anon was saying all the female treehouse staff were wetting themselves over a shirtless Link. Is any of this true?
>>341462140
still paper mario shitter star and new rpg for 3ds to be announced
>>341445530
/thread
>>341461007
she can read japanese
>>341445297
I wonder what she thinks of this. Is she flattered?
>>341462301
fuckin go to Nintendo's page on JewTube and watch the clips
Wow...that new Zelda game looks great!
>>341462080
With the 5 lbs of makeup on her face, it wouldn't surprise me.
>>341445297
>that bra line
I'm pretty gay, but those tits are amazing.
>>341445297
That's not Death Stranding
>>341447095
>Be spokesman for children's toy company
>Moonlight as a prostitute
>Get shitcanned
>Blame the internet
You can't make this stuff up.
>>341446049
They still are.
I desperately want a neogaf thread about how much /v/ loves her tits.
The pearl clutching would be glorious.
>>341462301
Naked Links gets bitches dripping.
>>341463071
Why do women get upset when men do this over women?
>>341461007
She's no better or worse than the other tree house hosts so fuck off.
>>341463071
>That last one
I'm scared.
>game of the decade
>barely any information
Stop droning
>>341461007
*tips fedora*
>>341445297
>implying no mans sky wont be the game of the decade
Audrey Drake used to be with ign
>>341463642
>6 hours of gameplay
>no information
>>341445297
Is this Sam, or Audrey? Either way, I remember both girls looking great. Their appearances have actually improved since the older treehouses.
>>341463071
You should tweet Linkle topless to see all their reactions.
>>341464116
"Information" means "live gameplay" cinematic trailers.
Fucking drones. That is how real companies do it.
*collects 3 free months of PSN*
>>341445297
Breasts of the Wild indeed top kek
Where is she? I tuned in today just to see her.
>>341463174
Because women are shit and not rational. They are like children.
From the official site
>Be prepared and properly equipped - With an entire world waiting to be explored, you'll need a variety of outfits and gear to reach every corner. You may need to bundle up with warmer clothes or change into something better suited to the desert heat. Some clothing even has special effects that, for example, can make you faster and stealthier.
CAMO INDEX FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>341445297
Do we have no name for Milk-Tan?
>>341458003
>4k
>Nintendo
>>341445530
/thread
Why is the Master Sword smeared with shit?
>>341459804
wow holy shit
>>341465090
It's rust. Implying it's been a long gap of time since the previous adventure.
>>341445530
Bloodborne was worse than all the Dark Souls games.
>>341462140
>This is what nintencucks believe
>>341465293
t. Pcfat
speaking of alison rapp. It looks like she found a new way to prostitute herself
>>341465242
They must have some incompetent artists/graphic designers then, because brown is a terrible color to convey rust and a terrible color to apply like that (spotty stains) in general.
>>341465548
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
This dumb cunt just doesnt get it.
>>341447886
PR Guys are supposed to lie and damage control everything you fucking nigger
PERFECTION
>>341445530
Dark souls one can't be beaten
Even three beats bb
>>341465548
>Playboy logo on shirt
Heh
>>341456861
>sheseesyourdick
>tfw you already lost and beg for mercy to this titty cow goddess
>>341465917
My waifu on the right, glad she's underrated so she's mine alonesad she's never introduced herself
>>341445530
/thread
>>341466134
>mega milk is now a banned word phrase in chat
>>341461007
>Literally m'lady tier post
Gee, ye sure showed 'em!
>>341466134
the girl on the left is a slut mctitties, so of course all the plebs will flock to her.
true patrician taste, anon
>>341464219
Audrey
>>341465293
>saying that when Dark Souls 2 exists
>>341466134
You can tell the girl on the left is proud of her knockers. The way she pridefully shows them off with no extra clothing on top and a tight fitting shirt. Poor girl on the right has to settle for scraps.
>>341466134
The Lord would not approve of the things I would do to thesehomely but still attractivewomen-folk
>>341445297
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>>341459804
We need more death WebMs.
>>341455157
Was Demon's Souls really in the last 5 years? It seems older than that.
>>341466748
>You can tell the girl on the left is proud of her knockers.
Yeah that's what makes her so hot
She knows she can give 99% of men a boner without even trying
>The Legend of Skyrim: Nintendo Edition
I learned that open world games are shot years ago. I guess Nintenyearolds are just hyped for this garbage because they haven't played non Nintendo stuff for the last 6 years. I Apologize in advance for all the buyers remorse threads that are doomed to pop up.
Where were you when Nintendofans reached puberty?
>>341445530
wtf, I'm a #cruzmissile now
>>341459804
>>341467012
>Dying
>In a Zelda game
I-is this finally the Zelda game that will fix the lack of challenge in the series since Master Quest?
Why isn't Titty Lady on the current stream?
>>341467387
Just because Todd, Ubishit and indie game devs can't make good open world games doesn't mean Nintendo EPD can't.
>>341456843
I think she got implants? her breasts werent this large a few years ago
>>341467970
It still looks easy, but I guess you could always challenge yourself by sticking to starter gear and going shirtless.
>>341468025
>Just because Nintendo is copying all these shitty games doesn't mean it'll turn out like those games!
Literally everything it's doing is taken from like 2 games
>>341466134
>Zelda: Motor Boat Edition
>>341468310
Such as?
>>341445297
BIG OL' TITTIES
>>341457667
>having run of the mill gameplay, pandering to their braindead nostalgia audience
This basically proves you didn't even watch
>>341467585
is that from the polygon video? how'd you make this webm?
>>341466886
Are you done?
>>341468452
Skyrim and a little bit of Dragons Dogma. That's all this game is. Shrines are just various dungeons from Skyrim complete with sometimes getting a "dragonshout" ability that you will mess around with twice and never again. Crafting, cooking, aimless wandering with no sense of progression. All skyrim. Dragons Dogma is really only there in the climb ability and stamina system.
>>341445530
I don't even like BB. Hell I even think its the worst in the souls series, but even then its still better than everything shown at e3 by a large margin.
>>341469602
Completely ignoring the fact that Nintendo have created an open world which looks an absolute joy to play around in and explore.
You don’t even need to play the 'game', you could lose hours and hours just fucking around.
That's why people are so hyped.
Zelda Came in with a great looking game and an amazing amount of gameplay footage that you generally dont get to see.
Nintendo is not known for nerfing gameplay so i can only assume the big problems will be fixed.
For what it is a PS3ish hardware it looks absolutely amazing. The whole question is what we saw going to be what we get. Puzzles in the shines looked good, especially outside the plateau where it was lots of stuff mixed together. assuming that you should get all those powers first as your basic set (to get the glider to get off the plateau) it will be interesting to see how the rest of the game develops and how big it is. The big mystery is dungeons and how they affect gameplay.
![LIfq5NV[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/lSmxPI4.png "LIfq5NV[1].png")
>>341463071
>Anyway who wants to draw naked feral link hunched over in the forest shoving leaves into his mouth and hissing like a cat for me
My god damn sides are in orbit
>>341470250
Wow just like in Skyrim! We all loved losing ourselves in that game, right?
watching that titty monster was far more entertaining than watching that boring fucking skyrim for gamecube zelda game.
>>341470578
lmao the only people who thought that were peeps whose first TES would be skyrim.
bethesda added fast travel anywhere cuz they were tired of actually making content for their world
>>341467585
Did they say anything about being able to increase the stamina bar? Like how you can increase the heart count in zelda games
>>341470860
There's food that increases it but I didn't hear them say about anything permanent
>>341470578
>Implying that the entire industry hasn't ripped off Nintendo's ideas for the past 30 years.
Breasts of the Waifu is shaping up to be the standard by which all future adventure games are measured.
>>341470860
I don't know about permanent increases, but you can chug stamina potions mid-climb
I imagine you'll get some equipment like the power bracelets, or craftable gloves that increase it as long as they're equipped
>>341470860
you can eat food that makes it go down slower. i would be surprised if there wasnt a way to increase the stamina bar because there isnt much point in only being able to run for 3 seconds in a game. might as well just not have a run button.
SHE'S BACK
SHE'S BACK
>>341469602
>>341470860
I bet Great Fairies will be back in a style similar to Wind Waker, and you could get a stamina bar increase much like the mana increase in that game
>>341471235
HER SHIRT'S NOT AS TIGHT. FUCK.
>Last Metal Gear Solid before konami went under and the series died forever was a shitty open world toybox that played nothing like a MGS game
>Nintendo is going under fast and this is likely our last Zelda game
>Its a shitty toybox that plays nothing like a real Zelda game
RIP in piece
>>341471702
>i want another oot clone
no wonder the zelda series was shit for so long, retards like you kept buying them
>>341469485
I dunno, will you tell me who she is?
>>341471257
>Can't come up with a counter argument, better just call him bait!
Can bait images be a bannable offense?
>>341471863
>"felt like a Devil May Cry game to me! Even better than the count originals I'd say" -current year gamers
>>341471943
Think her name might be Audrey.
>>341472446
what does this have to do with anything? stop going full retard and calm down
>>341471943
It's Audrey Drake
>>341472907
thanks, dude.
I would post yesterday's cum tribute, but I don't want to get banned.
If someone really wants to see it, then create a thread on /b/ and crosslink it here so I can post.
>>341472731
I'm saying you're shitting all over the originals just to justify making it a completely different game. You're the god damn Sticker Star apologists if you want it in terms you nintendrones well understand.
Is she coming back, anons?
We need more bresteses
>>341466134
I want to titfuck her so bad.
>>341473501
imgur it
>>341473501
anyone that wants to see cum tributes or does them is a massive fucking homo
>>341466134
>>341473579
I want to throatfuck the girl on the right
>>341473726
>>341473958
>>>/b/689753207
your wish is granted
>>341473551
Who the fuck is she?
>>341474306
Audrey Drake.
She used to work at IGN as an editor covering Nintendo games because of course she did.
>>341474474
Explains why Google image search returns a shitload of IGN results.
>>341466748
>Regular t-shirt with no cleavage
>Showing off
Dude I know you're thirsty and all, but come the fuck on. She has massive tits. It's hard (and inconvenient) to try and hide them.
She's not trying to show them off, she just has big tits.
>>341474474
Whew. Looks like she got a boob job.
Anyone got her more racey pictures? I'd ask in the cum tribute thread but I ain't gay.
>>341474725
>not changing it to Breast of the Wild
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>341474839
didn't have the image it
Her husband is a cuck
>>341475121
nvm, op pic, forgot.
will post later
>>341465548
Yeah it's called bringing back her escort service
http://www.mariamint.com/
>getting all bothered over a boob job
If she was natural I'd understand
>>341475225
"Anything you say"
Kek
>>341465548
>10 minutes every month
>$50
People are fucking crazy. Many whores are cheaper, but those also let them fuck you.
>>341474739
>Whew. Looks like she got a boob job.
Anything's possible but looking at some older pictures of her she doesn't seem THAT much bigger than she was before.
>Anyone got her more racy pictures?
Sadly these ones >>341474946 and a handful more on her Twitter (search her name, easy to find the profile and she barely posts pics anyway) are the only ones that seem to exist.
>>341465548
>$50 for a 10 minute Google Hangouts chat every 30 days
You could buy some quality vidya for that price and play it for hours every day.
>>341475248
done
>>341463071
>I know you gays saw it!
>>341476029
Good work, Anon.
>>341475225
How so?
>Rapp gets fired for being a slut
>This is Alright
Based nintendo.
>>341476293
actually, last version
made the logo have a border so it's easier to read.
>>341476483
png rip of OPs post
Seriously, stop this bullshit or we will never hear about her again, don't be idiots. All it takes is one Kotaku """"journalist"""" to take notice on one of these threads and then she quits.
>>341476743
Let them come
>>341476483
>preorder now for a free bottle of LonLon Milk!
>>341465070
Upscaled, the same as the other 2 new versions of PS4 and XBOX One that think they can natively render modern games at medium settings on 4K with only 2 and 3 TF GPUs at more than 12 fps.
>>341477004
Kek
>>341475251
It's been kind of hilarious to see her slowly come back around in some aspects on this stuff and then just fully embrace it.
Last week or the week before she was talking about how Sarkeesian and co. were terrible for disapproving and shaming people over sex work and just generally saying how a lot of the shit they preach is garbage.
She also went after Gies at Polygon for his whole Bayonetta 2 review and the "WOMEN SHOULDN'T EVER BE SEXY" argument he made in it, well after the fact mind you but it was still nice to see.
>>341476405
Because anon is attracted to his wife.
I don't know, why do you believe these faggots lol
Treehouse is the cancer of NoA, they need hire competent people. Fire all these sluts, done.
Can't decide if i'm more turned on by the game or Chesty McSpunktits.
>>341445297
Why the fuck is she wearing those stupid ass gloves?
video games are GAY
>>341478824
This is perfect
>>341479072
t-t-t-to be like zelda of course desu !! im cute righrt?
