>>341429273
With every passing year, more and more developers abandon Bioware and are replaced by janitors and random autists of tumblr.
Andromeda is the culmination of this.
FAT OGRE SHITS
Everytime I see this I can't help my cough out a laugh.
DELETE THIS
>they were 100% pleased with this
>inb4 someone posts that fucking Shrek image
It takes actual effort to make a humanoid character this ugly.
>>341429915
I thought that was the Shrek one
I want weebs to gas themselves.
>>341429273
What's this?
>>341429401
I still wonder how EA didn't off them.
>>341429273
cute
>>341430105
...the weird part is that this is an improvement.
>>341429273
What a handsome guy.
It is a guy right? Or is it some kind o fbinary ginger fluid thing? I have no idea any more.
It looks like they made a normal Asari and then put the picture in the In20years website.
For what purpose? Is this more identity agenda pushing?
Has anyone tried to fix that face? Don't have PS installed at work and paintnet has an awful smudge tool.
>>341429273
Is that Patton Oswalt?
>I can't fap to this: The thread
>>341429273
This is a fat woman's face they put on a skinny person's body.
>>341430351
Hey big boy
>>341430550
>bioware only knowing how to model fat female faces
Pottery.
>>341429273
what is it?
>>341430670
An abomination.
>>341430850
pls explain who it is though I have no idea what it is
gib link
That honestly looks like a guy I know. Give him a neckbeard and make his skin a little greasy and some ugly clothes and boom.
>>341430402
I could If i tried hard enough.
>>341430994
KEK
>>341430376
It's his wife.
>>341430402
Don't underestimate me.
>>341430645
I see it
SOMEBODY
>>341430352
Yes. Because Asari are all female and can reproduce amongst themselves. SJW fags decides to make them look more "real."
We need to make America great again.
>>341431691
>SJW fags
It's fujoshi, not your boogeyman. Bioware is basically fujoshit pandering company now. Of course they'd make all women ugly and all men pretty boys.
>>341431691
Bioware are canadian though
>>341431152
looks like christine chan
>>341431847
Not after Trumps in charge
>>341431953
MADE
FOR
HUMAN
COCK
>>341431953
Nice effort, but it still looks like shit.
>>341431953
looks worse
>>341430645
is that Funny Valentine
>>341430994
>>341430376
Looks more like Tim Robbins
>>341430949
Google it retard
>>341432821
Fuck I thought he was wearing glasses from the thumbnail.
>>341432831
Shit I knew I know the face.
>>341429273
Looks like an aging guy wearing lipstick lol.
>>341430105
SomeBODY
>>341432821
>what_happens_when_you_eat_ass.jpg
>>341429273
>Realistic skin with actual texture to it
>Realistic shading bordering on uncanny valley
>Looks fucking ugly because video games shouldn't look realistic
>>341431953
>Unrealistic skin with no texture
>Unrealistic shading that looks like a traditional video game
>Looks fucking amazing because it's what we've always seen in past video games and it doesn't try to be "LE REALISTIC AM I RITE?!"
Why does every AAA game nowadays have to be super-ultra-hyper-mega realistic? I don't need to see a fucking pimple on their faces. I don't need to see the fucking texture of their skin. I don't need to fucking see every imperfection a character has. Do you want to know why? Because it looks fucking ugly.
Also it doesn't help that nobody except DICE knows how to use Frostbite. Seriously, every single game except for Battlefield looks like shit. Frostbite must be a bitch to work with.
>>341433215
>a photoshop by amateurs doesn't look professional
You are a genius. And retard but a genius nonetheless.
>>341429273
>there are people who still don't understand this is an advertisement move to make people talk about the game
Are you really that oblivious?
>>341433410
That's what they said about Dragon Age: Inquisition.
And it sold like shit.
>>341430105
GET OFFA DA NORMARDEE, DONKEH
>>341430105
Why the fuck do I find this so funny? My ribs hurt now.
>>341433215
>every single game except for Battlefield looks like shit
>Mirror's Edge Catalyst
>Battlefront
>Dragon Age: Inquisition
kek
Why do people like to make saweeping generalizations based on one character that they literally showed as being work in progress?
>>341429273
JUST
>>341434084
>Dragon Age: Inquisition
>anything but God awful
That's a funny ass joke
>>341434084
Dragon age inquistion looked like fucking garbage
everyone was greasy as fuck
>battlefront
that's just battlefield tho
>>341430105
SOMEBODY
>>341430994
Kept you waiting huh?
This is a western elf
>>341433215
>Realistic shading bordering on uncanny valley
Maybe that's why people are finding very ugly, it looks too realistic it's like something is off about it.
>>341435501
I am really curious as to why are her small-ass tits so low
>>341429401
Don't insult janitors, at least they do a job that's useful for others.
>>341430105
Send it to Bioware
>>341429273
OGERS ARE LIKE ONYONS
>>341435501
>hair still utter shit
One job.
>>341436108
Agreed, at least janitors are useful and productive in society.
>>341429273
Does this mean that Donkeh is available as a team mate?
And for romance?
>>341429273
>>341429273
>>341431798
Fujos don't go for ugly retard. They go for effeminate otter build bois for gay shit.
There's no way they would support this.
>>341438117
Who else is gonna fly the Normies Dee?
>>341439276
>Dreamworks invented cocking your eyebrows
I will never, ever understand this meme
>>341440053
they invented not knowing when the fuck to stop
>>341430105
Reminds me of that Asari commando you meet on Feros who later on gets green skin if you spare her.
>>341440053
You didn't invent cocks, Anon, but that doesn't change the fact you put lots of them in all of your movies.
>>341441048
lol?