This is a Japanese game studio.
Notice anything?
>>341385112
looks pretty normal
I dont know
>>341385112
I notice japanese people
>>341385112
they are working?
they dont have a brainstorm room?
they dont have a fucking ridiculous color scheme?
they are adults?
horrendous lighting
LOSS?
no stupid trinkets or posters plastered everywhere
>Coats hang on chairs master race
I knew I was superior to my office mates. To think they laughed at me for spurning the nearby coat-rack. Who's laughing now?
no massive statues and game logos everywhere?
This is a Western game studio.
Notice anything?
People are working?
>>341385112
it looks the same as other japanese studio
>>341385503
this
no toys or foosball tables or colors of any kind
>>341385112
They don't have those retarded "stand up" desks
>>341385112
> a women
Not surprising, lots of women work in the gaming industry in japan, many even make lewd games
>>341385581
>sausagefest
Not surprised, women dont play games
>>341385581
i noticed you've cherrypicked the most stark japanese dev you could find and compared it to bungie, sure
that could be the koei office for all i know. who gives a shit about koei.
>>341385112
disgusting white light
>>341385581
this light is much better
no, I don't notice anything
>>341385581
I could be wrong, but I think I notice that the camera was at a wonky angle when the photo was took. Just a hunch.
I notice
>No paid leave
>Criminal work hours
>Low pay
>Superiors-are-always-right work culture
>>341385581
Japanese treat office space differently since it's fucking Japan with property premiums
>>341385112
It's full of Japanese people
>>341385581
It's full of white people
I don't understand these questions
>>341385976
You forgot horrendous consumer base and no job satisfaction
>>341385112
>>341385581
Japs have an open office design, and the few I can see are dressed professionally
Americans have cubicles and are wearing t-shirts
>>341385112
they're doing actual work. unfortunately their culture only allows them to make teenager levels of emotional stories and cute/sexy as fuck games/anime etc. can't have the best of both worlds unless you're a manchild clinging to Zelda
>>341385112
Clean. Tidy. Organized. Efficient. Will no doubt bring us a quality product.
>>341385581
Messy. pink plaid shirts. probably smells like nu male sweat in there. Mediocre garbage will no doubt be excremented.
>>341385112
Big ass coats. It's summer in Japan. The fuck is wrong with these people?
>>341386627
Asian people don't sweat
>>341386627
old pic probably
This is another Japanese games studio.
Notice anything?
>>341385976
How many hours a week would your average japanese man work anyway?
>>341385112
Looks more professional and strict. I would most likely get more work done in this environment. But I fucking hate the lighting.
>>341385581
Good lighting. Doesn't look very organized. I like the bigger desk size, but that's just because I like to take all of my shit out of pockets and put it on the desk while I work. More comfy but also looks very distracting.
>>341385112
>>341385581
All I could notice all the unroasted nips
two nukes was not nearly enough
>>341386818
12 hours a day 5 days (minimum) per week
>>341385112
They are making video games.
>>341385581
They are making Destiny 2 DLC #5
>>341386752
>it's empty
Is it Nintendo?
>>341385112
i bet that girl is cute
>>341385581
>>341385112
Yeah, I notice something.
I notice that /v/ is formed by a bunch of misanthropes who much like fat americans accusing MCDonalds of making them fat, accuse videogames for making them socially repulsive, and mentally retarded.
They can dismiss the work of over hundreds of developers and artists in one swift go, by calling any game shit before knowing anything about it, and then they will nitpick said games to justify their piracy habit.
In the mind of the /v/edditor:
>Sure the game is shit, therefore I should not pay for it, so it is okay if I pirate it and play it for hundreds of hours
>I am not having fun anyways
>when will this fucking industry crash?
It is like a drug addict hoping for the crackhouse he is in to catch fire, and collapse.
The most common response in /v/ is kill yourself, and it is not a coincidence, that is what most /v/edditors want, they want to die. They are not having fun, they merely want to die, they had enjoyed the pleasure of videogames, but refused to let it go, and much like the kid who ate nothing but candy, he blames diabettes on the delicious candy he enjoyed, not on himself, not on his lack of self control.
For the disgusting /v/edditor, he is judge jury and executioner of gaming, he is never wrong, and it is never his own fault.
There is no console, hardware, nor game the /v/edditor can enjoy. The biggest gift for him would be an actual life away from gaming, but they are much to cowardly to pursue it.
>>341386891
>12 hours a day
>>341385112
Is that a mirror across the room?
>>341385361
this
>>341385112
Everyone's ragging on the lighting but I like it. It looks nice.
>>341385581
This looks like a hideous dingy mess of a place that's never the right temperature and smells bad.
>>341386993DMC5 Team
>>341385361
>I have never been to the nintendo headquarters
>>341386818
My coworkers usually work 7:30-8am to 8-9pm Monday through Friday. And they work a shorter period of time Saturday, but I don't know cause I don't work Saturdays.
>>341387040
I haven't been on /v/ in a while. Is this a dank new meme?
Also kill yourself.
>>341385112
Suicidal virgins
>>341385581
Insufferable hipsters
>>341386993
It's LEVEL5
>>341387381
Are all the people on levels 1-4?
>>341386818
Actual work, or just hours at the office? Because there's a HUGE difference. They might be putting in 12 hours at the office, but it's unlikely they're even putting in 4 good hours of work a day.
Yes, even meetings count as work.
>>341386752
>>341386993
Iwata's house?
>>341387290
For what purpose?
>>341385581
That's honestly professional looking compared to most Western studios. I've seen some that could be easily mistaken for a high school drama class. Yet, it's still the fucking Western devs with their unprofessional lax work environment that will blame their consumers for flops, whereas the Japs treat customers like a real business would.
You constantly hear the bullshit about them wanting video games to "grow up". How much do you wanna bet that "growing up" doesn't include respecting their consumers, not being agenda pushing retards on social media, acting and dressing professionally at work, and not blaming the fucking world for your failures?
>>341387494
The western studio design has been proven to increase working efficiency
There is a reason Google employs similar spacing and most successful start ups are the same. Say what you want about the developers and "professionalism" but one works and the other doesn't. Honestly, if the Japanese just embraced western work culture, they would probably produce many more high quality games on top of the quality games they produce now.
>>341387608
Lots of places force foreigners to go home after 8hr or whatever normal hours are for inscrutable japanese reasons. Sometimes they say it's so they don't get sued, sometimes they just don't even bother halfassing an excuse and say it's a cultural thing.
>>341386870
get off the computer grandpa
Eastern working conditions are notoriously bad. I honestly don't get why people are praising it just because it looks more professional.
>>341385112
No games?
I don't understand this thread
>>341387608
Before school meeting and prep. 8:20 school and homeroom starts. 3:30 classes end and homeroom. 4:00 to I don't know 6:30 or 7:00 maybe I think is after school activities and clubs and sports practice. Then I have no idea what they do to keep them to 9:00. Probably more work.
>>341386891
Welp looks like i'm never working in japan.
>>341387040
hello butthurt western dev
>>341388071
Because muh Japan master game creators
>>341388174
Platinum Games has been shitting out games left and right though.
>>341385361
/thread
>>341388230
Change Japan to pretty much all of Asia
I heard in America you're not entitled to paid leave either, wtf?
>>341387864
What exactly is "western work culture" here? I'm pretty sure what you mean is the American "I'm an individual" bullshit. A workplace is perfectly fine without cliques, and ego stroking trash like "brainstorm rooms" to make nobodies feel worthwhile. All Japan needs to do is just give the drones some recreation time, and ease up on the corporate seniority/loyalty shit.
>>341388425
depends on the company and state
I don't understand what OP is trying to point out.
They both look like normal workplaces to me.
>>341386891
Lies and bullshit Japan is actually the same as America in terms of hours worked per year among OECD countries.
>>341388468
>All Japan needs to do is just give the drones some recreation time, and ease up on the corporate seniority/loyalty shit.
This is called western work culture
>>341388524
one gives us good video games the other shits out garbage
>>341388468
Western work culture is not pretending to be busy and working for the sake of filling hours. It's working while productive and not caring about keeping up appearances.
Eastern workplaces are notoriously inefficient while working by far the longest hours. They just don't fucking get it.
Also this >>341388606
>>341385581
Fat nerds
>>341388634
>platinum
>bungie
who is who
>>341387608
From my experience, Japanese tend to think it's better to spend a lot of time working on something vs Americans who tend to think it is better to do work quickly and timely.
>>341385112
Its an office space with people working?
They're working.
Looks nice and quiet.
>>341385581
Westerners have ballin corner desks which allow for twice the workspace while not taking up much more space.
>>341387275
?
>>341388698
>Lagiacrus waiting for MHG to be released.jpg
>>341385112
>>341385581
The japanese studio has a lower ceiling creating a greater sense of comfiness
>>341388698
poor lagiacrus
>ITT: people who have never worked a day in their life
Western studio looks way better. I don't work in the game industry since I work in the finance sector but the difference in working at place like Linkedin (more like western) compared to Ernst and Young (slightly more like eastern) is massive. I feel like I could get a lot more done in an open space where you don't feel like your boss is looking down your back every other hour and people aren't just segregated from each other.
>>341386752
Looks more like a yakuza hangout tbqhf
>weebs are so asshurt over nippons irrelevance that they're attacking western developers personally.
>>341388560
Yeah but in America you're not expected to hang out with your boss at a bar hours after you've left work for advancement
>>341389245
that's the problem. Western devs have gotten too complacent with all the comfy shit they are handed. no wonder all their games are shit
>>341389773
compared to Nintendo's blazing fast and high quality development speed?
>>341385361
ding ding ding
>>341385890
>cherrypicked
I've seen much worse western game studios
>>341386086
I dont understand either
>>341385112
I would assume they actually get work done since the layout isn't arranged to maximize quirktivity.
>>341385112
No black people?
>>341389849
Why the hell do you keep bringing nintendo on this? I don't even remember they posting pics of their japanese offices
>>341389039
We all know that scandis are part asian.
This is the new headquarter of Bandai Namco
Notice anything?
>>341385112
Who gave that man a giant novelty D6?
>>341390884
It says Bandai Namco in English. Why?
>>341390884
They also sell toys though, that's why the can afford it.
>>341390884
No parking space.
>>341385112
The essence of war is deception... When you are ready to attack, you must create the impression that you will not attack... Keep plans as dark and impenetrable as night...The highest form of victory is to conquer by strategy...
Japan has adopted these concepts in their economic warfare with the United States. Japan appeared to be "no threat" and pretended to be a docile pig, in the 60's, 70's, 80's, and especially the 90's, they have been feasting on the American government and taxpayers.
Japan, along with Asia's four newly risen dragons; Taiwan, Hong Kong, Korea, and Singapore, all utilize these basic strategies. The concept of "deception" is the essential element when the small need to compete with the large and strong. As Sun Tzu said, "If one is able and strong, then one should disguise oneself in order to appear inept and weak." After attempting military supremacy in World War II and failing, Japan has now chosen to conquer the world economically -- If she had made this intention clear, her victory would never have been possible. The secret of Asian economic success is worthy of America's respect and fear. Most of all, we should learn to adopt their winning strategies to enhance our own victory.
We must learn from their choice of ceiling lighting.
We can examine Japan's economic success. Japan, is riding on the tail of America's industrial research and development efforts and is beating America at the finish line of economic competition. Without detection, the Japanese have been reaping the benefits of America's ingenuity. In the past several decades, Japan has accumulated trillions of dollars of trade surplus from the American consumers. Along the way, Japan has totally wiped out the American consumer electronics and computer memory chip industries and is had threatened to wipe out another; the automobile industry. What no one could see coming was the Midas Touch of Nintendo.
Also, America's debt to China only grows with each passing day.
>>341390884
Why they build building inside a building?
>>341390884
It took a crane to get the good games out?
>>341386492
wow bro japan is superior in all ways I love japan go japan I love sushi yeayayayayayay
>>341390884
Too many windows.
There's gonna be way too much sunlight in there.
>>341391647
>>341391647
Shut the fuck up tom clancy "Debt of Honor" will never fucking happen.
Japan is in a recession, the American automotive industry is strong, and nontendo is damn near dead.
Now bow down and kiss our feat your ricebrain fuck before we nuke you again.
>>341387494
>>341391647
>We must learn from their choice of ceiling lighting.
>>341392062
>>341388698
Fuck i thought it was that fag with his desk filled with dragon dildos.
>>341391647
>America's debt to China
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYKAbRK_wKA
>>341387494
>>341387494
>>341388216
>He doesn't know about the secret orgies
You need to watch more hentai.
>>341392368
>comunist china will be safe from this somehow
>
3
>>341385112
This is a Japanese boy (male)
Notice anything?
>>341387608
>For what purpose?
Saturday is probably when they plan stuff, like birthday parties.
>>341392027
>>341393026
no vagina bones?
>>341387494
>>341390884
they have not installed the anti-suicide nets yet
>>341393026
I want to marry that boy and make him a mother.
>>341387494
>>341388634
I agree, Platinum is shit.
>>341391647
>>341392368
is this what anglo asians tell themselves at night? nintendo has been on decline with their consoles outside of the wii. nobody actually gives a shit about debt as long as you are sufficient at paying it back. which the us is actually capable of. in fact countries would want you to borrow more if you sufficiently pay it back. where as china is actually having trouble paying its own debt and its net worth and assets still won't exceed the us.
>>341388916
This is probably one of the most critical observations. Only one guy can clearly be seen to have a dual monitor setup in the first image. In the second image everyone has a tri monitor setup.
>>341385112
>>341385581
i see some people working in an office environment
now what
>>341385112
No wonder they're prone to killing themselves.
>>341386752
Doesn't look like any games are made there. Is this a PS3 studio?
>>341385112
Those chairs are stylish
>>341388560
They don't report many of their hours, which skews statistics. Nip culture expects you to give extra without pay out of loyalty.
>>341393026
>Notice anything?
He's dressed like he's working as a hostess for a gay gaudy hostess bar, if there is such a thing. And if there is, then he would be ravaged by jaded sararīmen each night, but he might also be making anywhere between $59,340.53 to $73,392.94 a year in tips.
>>341393785
>Nintendo
It was the "Nintendo prints money" meme, hence the phrase, "Midas Touch". Poe's Law is in full effect here.
>>341393785
>is this what anglo asians tell themselves at night?
Who knows what those inscrutably stoic faces are hiding.
>>341388634
Dude bungie used to be great before Halo 3 and platinum makes shovelware garbage
>>341390884
There are pac man pellets on the windows, but they don't seem to correspond to any particular level.
There's no Kojima?
>>341385581
Bungie Studios is nice as fuck they have a indoor rock climbing wall.
>>341387770
Helps it is bungie, even bungie's shittiest games are usually well polished.(Destiny)
>>341385112
that looks like the kind of place i'd just fall asleep in
>everyone typing away on their keyboards silently
>all that white noise
>>341391647
>we must learn from their choice of ceiling lighting.
>>341385361
>brainstorming room
>a bad thing
t. someone who has never had a job that requires problem solving
/v/ is so autistic in its attempts to avoid video game discussion that we have now resorted to analyzing offices and work environments
>>341385112
How damn boring it looks? Some of those folks look like they're going to jump down a flight of stairs.
Look at id Software back in the day, look at how goofy they were, they were having FUN and they managed to make innovative games.
>>341385890
Thats PlatinumGames
>>341387494
You cheeky fuck.
>>341385112
>>341385897
How the fuck do these people have their monitors so god damn bright? Are they blind? That would strain the fuck out of my eyes.
I don't think my monitor goes any lower in terms of brightness, so I installed F.lux. Helps a bit, but holy shit. Living hell on the top one, Id have to wear sunglasses.
>>341394582
>a gay gaudy hostess bar, if there is such a thing
There is
>in tips
Japan doesn't have tipping.
Actually most host clubs in Japan work like this:
Handsome men there at the bar for ugly or lonely women to feel special. Main goal is to get them to spend money at the bar buying drinks.
The ultimate goal is the champagne bottle which costs a lot. After a success job at getting the woman to have a fun and expensive time hit her with the bill. Usually if the host hit his champagne goal it is way too much for her to afford. The owners then put her in their debt and make her work their hostess clubs as a means to pay off her debt where she works flirting with salarymen trying to get them to spend money on drinks. Sometimes this enters an illegal realm of prostitution to pay off debts.
>>341385112
A lot of Asians?
>>341385112
Yeah, it reminds me of that movie about a New York City newspaper's affairs and inner workings when two black kids from Harlem end up framed for a mafia murder.
I really liked that movie and the atmosphere; lots of energy and frantically paced. That 90's charm also got me pretty hype.
Unlike today's offices where shit is cold and without feeling.This studio is pretty calm and professional looking. Even if it looks cold it feels like there's shit getting done and feels human. I've seen and been in worse offices, especially those that want to "modernize".
>>341387494
so le epic so funneh!
#backtoreddit
>>341385581
De su the 343 studio looks really cozy, would work in it.
>>341395326
Ah, now this is a good system. Thank you for sharing this.
>>341392062
hahahahahaha
You even type like a 16 year old. That or you must be mentally handicapped.
>>341395460
Lurk for 2 years before posting here.
>>341385581
They actually get a decent amount of desk space, some privacy and more relaxed lighting. Jap one just seems like your typical corporate office that's miserable to work at.
>>341394761
the old bungie/new 343i studio is so cool, wish i worked in a building like that
This is japan gaming studio.
>>341393026
That's obviously a prince (female).
>>341386870
Oh hey it's that same piece of low income frustrated trailer trash who uses his time on the internet to vent what his daddy preaches to himSee? It's not that difficult to imitate what you're doing
>>341385361
Oh that's why 95%+ of there games suck
>>341385112
Is it true that in Japan, your life basically ends after high school?
>>341387040
I laud this man. If you don't know what that word means use a fucking dictionary
>>341385112
Looks comfy tzbzhz
>>341385112
Yeah, there is no point to this, other than to confuse people with supposed dumb parallels to the west.
This is a swedish game studio. Notice anything?
>>341396259
>259â–¶
>File: IMG_0750.jpg (323 KB, 1600x1200)
He went home and became a family man?
>>341386818
A salaryman? Six hours of sleep, and any time not sleeping is commuting and working; minimum five days a week, usually with "company activities" taking place on weekends.
>>341396259
no it isnt that child is white
>>341396259Thebabyisn'tbrown
This is a Japanese art piece.
Notice anything?
>>341390884
holy shit I actually have been there before, but only passing in a car
>>341391773
There's actually a position in salaryman culture which translates to "by the window", as in the desk you get given because it's further to walk and they don't expect to give you much work because you're old and not in a senior position. If you're old and haven't gotten promotions, they think you're useless (because Japanese culture is strongly about youth).
>>341396259
baby is white
I don't know what you are getting at OP but what I do notice is you can't really notice anything because the fucking picture you chose isn't even high res.
>>341395882
Bless Japan.
>>341391647
I knew it, somehow all these conspiracy and spirituality relate to anime like magic madoka in shit never watched it.
>>341396667
Still better than american performance art.
>>341396667
>>341392062
>the American automotive industry is strong
LOL
Your cars work like your college debt, there all sub prime loans.
>>341395882
I recognize that gaming studio.
>>341396259
You call that swedish? THIS is swedish.
>>341396773
>>341396573
>>341396516
three people say the same thing, how to tell when a joke is old and unfunny
>you will never work in google
Why even live?
>>341385112
They're all Japanese. They need diversity. They need to be culturally enriched. I think some Syrians or some north Africans would help make them more tolerant. You wouldn't want to be racist would you?
Only white countries have forced integration. Google white genocide.
Red ice radio.
>>341394606
That shitty tablet, why they dont use a cintiq?
>>341397190
That's how /pol/ crossposters work, dumbo.
We'll be still seeing WE WUZ in 2018.
>>341387040
>Cue rump roused /v/irgins throwing latest meme insults after a reality check.
>>341385112
Japanese companies usually have open floor layouts where the boss can look over all the employees from his desk.
This is not very common in America. A lot of Americans would have difficulty working in the open to such a degree.
>>341396943
You know nothing,
the world is fine.
Go back to sleep.
>>341395061
I work in a fucking cancer research lab, and we don't have brainstorm rooms. We have labs, and we have meeting rooms where we present and discuss data, but we don't have a brainstorm room with colorful walls and bean bag chairs and cute posters.
What shit middle management business job do you work in where you all gather in a room while sipping lattes to jerk each other of and talk about meaningless buzzwords like synergy and dynamic customer experience?
But please, go ahead and tell me that your job requires problem solving and cancer immunotherapy doesn't, you fucking twat.
>>341387040
kill yourself
It's mirrors to emulate that there are thousands of them working for long hours and low pay like their chink-ass childhood sweatshop lifestyle.
>>341397774
>A lot of Americans would have difficulty working in the open to such a degree.
Gee, I wonder why. Could it be that Americans are lazy and would have a hard time hiding the fact that they spend much of their work hours browsing the internet when they should be *gasp* working?!
>>341397970
Are you getting angry over /v/ posts you fucking sperg?
>>341398201
You bet your ass I am. My job is busy and stressful, and yelling at stupid people on the internet is therapeutic for me.
>>341397970
Whoa, a science job is run differently than an entertainment job, did you require a PHD for that?
>>341387040
*Some* truth. Not that its news to me but plenty of anons need to consider it.
>>341398658
Sounds like your lab could use a brainstorming room
>>341398686
>Muh super serious problem solving job requires a brainstorm room!
>Fuck off smart guy, we're talking about entertainment """professional""" asswipes!
>>341395264
>he dosent know about the chinise bike welders
Welcome.
>>341389849
you're shitposting but yes
>>341385581
someones a sens fan
>>341385361
>>341387148
>>341388362
>>341390034
Samefag
>>341398869
I've been lobbying for a napping couch to be put into one of our computer rooms for a while, but I don't think the PI is budging.
>>341395264
Jesus Christ that's a huge can of coke. How fat are you?
>>341397970
>research lab
Different guy, but you and I both know that we both have: the coffee machine; the small sink; the refrigerator full of milk; the cupboard full of coffee mugs; the draw with the spoons, and the sugar packets. And there is always the faint mark of stubborn coffee stains on the smaller meeting room tables. Also, we have whiteboards. And agreed, fuck that twat.
>>341398965
Couch? No no no. You need hammocks. Cheaper and take less room and can be put away. Did you learn nothing from the Simpsons?
>>341397142
>he is not using an apple
very close.
>>341385112
Looks like a drab, sterile environment that would drive you to suicide.
>>341385112
It's the same as any large japanese company.
>>341397353
because the company doesn't provide it or there is not enough room for it?
>>341399038
>the coffee machine
Nope. Cafe downstairs that people buy coffe at.
> the small sink; the refrigerator full of milk; the cupboard full of coffee mugs; the draw with the spoons, and the sugar packets
Those are all right next to each other, and the only time brainstorming gets done there is if we have a visitor to the lab or want a place to sit to interview people.
>Also, we have whiteboards
Of course we do. Couldn't draw diagrams and illustrations of cells and drugs and whatnot otherwise.
>And agreed, fuck that twat.
Of course. Everyone has thinking space, but to pretend this new wave of libcuck bullshit in the work place like "dedicated brainstorming rooms for synergy!" are necessary is ridiculous. I worked a "business-ish" job when I was younger, and any sort of meeting in those rooms literally got nothing done and just made me want to kill everyone in the room.
>>341399104
But muh comfy cushions for naps. Trying to nap at my desk is impossible for me, since I'm a light sleeper.
>>341396259
He keeps himself close to his target audience.
>>341392062
>>341397102
>G E R M A N Y
AUDI
BMW
MERCEDES
>americucks
u-uhh
ford?
j-jeep?
>>341397970
>but we don't have a brainstorm room with colorful walls and bean bag chairs and cute posters.
Nah they most likely do, they just don't tell you because janitors don't need to know where it is.
>>341396667
>>341399201
No it's rather ok. The only annoying thing is if your island is near an island of guys doing customer support with a lot of phones ringing.
Since japanese women usually take their shoes off when they're at their desks, a nice bonus in this kind of open space is that you can have a good look at their cute feet.
>>341395882
wait...................... that pool.............................
>>341399869
>Someone says they do a big boy job
>"Y-You probably just clean the toilets!"
Every time.
You NEETs are really touchy about being abject failures in life.
>>341397970
>>341399038
>thinking number crunching is the same as working in an actually creative field
Holy shit STEM majors are fucking retarded
>>341400621
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>341400621
>thinking number crunching is
>Cancer immunotherapy and BE
>Number crunching
>Doesn't require creativity
Hush, adults are talking. Go get our coffee before you start complaining and pretending your liberal arts degree is worth as much as our actual educations.
>>341391647
Are you still living in the 1980s?
The "Asian miracle" has been over for decades now.
>>341399592
>Nope. Cafe downstairs that people buy coffee at.
People have to buy their coffee; there isn't like tins or packets of the stuff laying around in the tea/lunch room? What kind of Gulag are you inhabiting? (Is it at least decently priced?)
>>341399592
>Mandatory stationary and equipment.
There is never enough whiteboard markers here.
>>341399592
>"dedicated brainstorming rooms for synergy!"
This new wave Seattle nonsense on how to run a workspace is utter bollocks.
>>341399592
>and any sort of meeting in those rooms literally got nothing done and just made me want to kill everyone in the room.
This. I mean, goodness, trying to reduce patient morbidity and mortality with groundbreaking work, but can't work out the quarterly budget or finalise the grant application. Filling out that paper work to speed up with conducting multiple double-blind, placebo-controlled, randomised, multicenter, 24-week Phase 1 clinical studies on that cancer killing, bioactive compound, after its been shown not to kill healthy cells, lab mice, and larger mammals, etc. (And all other prior work.) But fucking people and their egos can't get through a meeting concerning the disease after therapy and communication with the external clinician. FUCK DAT SHIT.
>>341400621
As the other gent had said, BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>>341400965
There is this film about this man who takes great efforts keeping his mother ignorant of the fall of the berlin wall. Perhaps this is a similar case. Oh, no wait, this is Poe's Law at work.
>>341397970
>I work in a fucking cancer research lab, and we don't have brainstorm rooms
No offense but uh, maybe that's why you haven't found a cure for cancer yet?
:^)
>>341397142
That's not even a good photoshop.
>>341398658
How about you kill yourself?
>>341401071
>People have to buy their coffee; there isn't like tins or packets of the stuff laying around in the tea/lunch room? What kind of Gulag are you inhabiting? (Is it at least decently priced?)
Cambridge area. Everyone just goes downstairs or out to a cafe. I don't actually drink coffee, but sometimes I'll go for a walk to stretch my legs. We have coffee makers, but no one uses them.
>There is never enough whiteboard markers here.
Never once ran out. Sometimes erasers go missing, though.
>This new wave Seattle nonsense on how to run a workspace is utter bollocks.
Like I said, it makes my head hurt.
>FUCK DAT SHIT.
You seem mildly upset.
>>341401374
>Cancer is a single disease with one cure, and no progress has been made in the field and no new treatments that work have been produced
Ask me how I know you're retarded.
Though I guess half the blame is to be put on the powers that be that stop us from pushing shit out faster and destroying their profit margins with new treatments that would almost eliminate the traditional methods they make a killing on selling.
>>341401647
It's ok, you'll understand when you're older.
>>341401201
I don't know if you're agreeing with me or not, but I'm going to post this graph anyways.
Is this the "pretend we're all adults" thread?
I work in between the two. Dress code and company "culture" are trying to be more like a "hip" IT company, but our office looks more like a standard soulless office like the Japanese one.
It's much better on your mental health to work in the western one.
>>341391647
>We must learn from their choice of ceiling lighting.
>>341386818
I know a lot of guys who do 8-10 hours. Today I will be going for 13 hours but I have coworkers who have it worse and will sometimes just spend the night. Thats not including commute time either.
>>341387040
holy fuck /v/ on suicide watch
>>341402498
What field is this and how much of your time is spent actually working?
>>341400621
>>341400880
But on a serious note, I may very well commit murder and cannibalism if it would guarantee the assimilation of another's skills and talents, especially of the artistic persuasion, oh, and language skills!
I'm kidding, but then again, if you can get something without having to work too hard, well, disposing of evidence is technically work, so...
>>341401667
>I don't actually drink coffee
Good. That stuff will only dehydrate you and give you an awful headache if you overdo it. Also, it's a serious diuretic. Mileage will vary, but that's a given.
>>341401667
>Cambridge area.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
>>341401667
>go missing
Well here, everything goes missing. I mean, you did send all your hardened crims here.
>>341385112
Yeah, if it's anything like Kojima Productions...
100s of people do the actual work of developing the game while Kojima does jack shit other than being an pseudo intellectual autistic "ideas guy" that injects his pyschobabble in an otherwise coherent script written by someone else, and when others finish making the game, he shoehorn s his name everywhere in the game, in the intro, cutscenes, outro and steal all the credit
>they don't have an idea room
I guess that's why we get shit like Sticker Star 2
>>341400607
You wouldn't be posting here if you did anything Important in life desu breh.
No trendy faggots with "lol so nerdy" memorabilia plastered all over their workspace
>People sperging about career choices and workplaces
You guys belong in /sci/
>>341397213
why the fuck would you want to work with a bunch of yuppie millenial faggots who are likely nu-male SJWs? the colorful work offices legitimately make me want to throw up
what happened to professionalism? what happened to the days of mad men where people actually needed to dress up for work? now every tech company has their drones attending biycle meetings and doing yoga or osme shit
>>341397970
Find a real job faggot.
>>341402951
>But on a serious note, I may very well commit murder and cannibalism if it would guarantee the assimilation of another's skills and talents, especially of the artistic persuasion, oh, and language skills!
I like to draw and I speak 3 languages. Life would be boring as hell if it were all science and work.
>Good
Dehydration (which sucks for working out) aside, I'm not keen on the idea of upregulating adenosine receptors.
>you did send all your hardened crims here.
Cambridge MA, in America. The one with all the universities and every biotech company ever. I'd visit your place, but I don't want to get mauled by a jellyfish/kangaroo/emu/spiders.
>>341403245
>Important and smart people aren't allowed to have hobbies or unwind
Where did this ridiculous stereotype about what smart and important people are come from?
>>341397970
>research lab
lmao holy shit this is like the bottom rung of jobs for bio undergrads
>>341403521
>what happened to the days of mad men where people actually needed to dress up for work?
You need to be at least 18 to post here.
>>341403773
Are you retarded? You sound like an engineering undergrad who doesn't actually know anything about the real world.
>>341403887
youre the underage faggot who probably has posters of pop culture movies like star wars or some shit
youre the the of person that is ruining America
>>341385112
They *still* lock their game logic to the framerate even after 30 years?
Their office building is as behind the times as their entire country?
All rook same, just like all their games?
That's what I notice.
>>341403979
>still in denial that this is as far as he goes in terms of his career
pure bio right? or even worse, you're probably just a tech acting like you're doing something important
>>341385112
>fluorescent lighting
looks like a recipe for suicide
