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What's with all the fucking dads
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What's with all the fucking dads
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The kids of the retro gaming age are adults now.
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>>341364307
Husbandos are the big thing right now
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https://youtu.be/19B4wloShy0
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Game Devs are growing up. Literally not figuratively.

Last of Us came out in 2013 and dev cycles line up around now.
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>>341364307
>No corvo
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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/video-games/columns/extra-punctuation/15173-AAA-Video-Game-Dadbods
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>>341364307
...why does kratos look like he's been living in the woods for the past 6 years?
Also isn't that that guy from the walking dead?
And I don't know who the top guy is but he looks mad so there's that yeah
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post dads
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Father's Day is coming up
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>>341364307

dilfs make games 100000x better
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it keeps happening
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>>341364307
propaganda to make you make more children
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>>341364637
specifically DILFs
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>>341364307
My dad is dead you insensitive prick.
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>yfw mommy son relationships will be the new trend
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>>341364907
>implying anyone woman is ever going to want to fuck me
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>>341364307
It was always like that.

MC is a man in his 30s in most AAA games

Who wants to play a frail edgy teen?
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>>341364307

>not wanting to melt in the strong hands of a husbando

How much of a faggot can you be, OP?
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>>341364907
>We lived to see the Videogame Age of Dads

That's the last thing I was expecting about this hobby.
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>>341364307
I'm a dad. These all look dumb.
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>>341365032
season 2 never ever
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Don't forget Joel from Last of Us and Nathan Drake, the original Joel 2.0
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>Dad misses you
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>>341364808
I think the guy up top is the main character from the first three Gears of War. He sounded like John Dimaggio
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>>341364307
>all white
HAH
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>Have really bad dad issues
>All these games come out
I'm buying all of them.
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Target demographic is getting older.
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>>341364307

Is the first one fucking Marcus Fenix?
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>>341364307
something to do with all the women on e3 this year.
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>>341365506
No, the developers themselves took "Write what you know" too literally
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Neckbeard "culture"
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These kids need somekind of father figure so it might as well be in a videogame
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>>341364907
>propaganda to make you make more children
>in the "civilized" west
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What's the first one? Santa?
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>>341365561
Yeah. And he looks hilarious in comparison to all the other younger characters with normal faces to randomly see him with a shitty beard and full gray hair, still chunky like a fully grown Lego dude
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>>341364307
The amount of black players has been rising so they seem to be in demand lately
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Been like that for a few years now.

Excluding Cisquisition, both Game of the Year games in 2013 and 2015 (The Last of Us, Witcher 3) had a main "father" character with a second primary playable character as that man's "daughter."

Apparently it is a formula that works with critics and consumers, might as well milk it til it's dry.
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>>341364907
fuck off we're full

besides shouldn't Japan be the country to try this kind of propaganda?
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>>341364307
2 dads and a mom*
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Hey /v/, I thought white protags were becoming extinct :^)
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>>341365905
Japanese and Whites need it.
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>>341365463
>Greek
>white
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>>341365898
Didn't expect it to reach peak dad so quickly

>>341366001
B-but muh WW1 was white people
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>>341364307
People are finally realizing that father figures are important.
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I'd like to be a dad.
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>>341366001
Who on /v/ thinks this?
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>>341366001
Niggers in games they don't fit is the issue.
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>>341365898
>The old model of princess-rescuing doesn't carry the uncomplicated charm it used to, now it comes with all the usual arguing about objectification and personal agency. That is happily skirted around if you frame the relationship as father/daughter and not based around tempestuous love interest. It also gives the hero the finer motive of familial loyalty rather than a need to get their rocks off and assert their highly masculine success with the ladies. But when you think about it, the lead female is still reliant on the lead male, and their entire identity centres around the relationship with the bloke. The only real difference is that we can (hopefully) be certain that the lead male and lead female aren't going to pork. So perhaps there's also a prudish element to all this. After all, dads tend to be desexualised figures. They've already done the sexing part and now they have too many responsibilities to fritter about in the skivvy with harlots.
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>>341364307

Kratos looks like he has one tooth
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#4thedads
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>>341366123
>B-but muh WW1 was white people
it was a white people war waged by white people

or are you implying white people aren't white people
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>>341366210
you should send that to hiro. he'll make it the new homepage header
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To put on a /pol/ tinfoil, it's because all the numale cuckold developers are idolizing the manly, masculine father ideal they'll never be and it's subconsciously showing in their games
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Why should I buy a ps4 if I already have a netflix account ?
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>>341364307
gaming populace is getting older
younger people arent coming in

pandering to their audience
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>>341364307

Don't like it? Don't play it.

Go play Final Faggotry 14 if you're looking for retarded underage protagonists.
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>>341364813
Why is he so cute?
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>>341364307
Fathers day is this coming Sunday
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>>341364558
Yep. In the 90s we were targeted as extreme kids. Now they ant to keep is as adults.
Expecting my first child in 7 months and currently teaching
> my wife's daughter
To play vidya.
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Video game players are getting older, need to prey on our paternal instincts.
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>>341364307

Is dadcore becoming a vidya genre?
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>>341364307

The bearded old guy thing doesnt work for Kratos.

He looks fucking stupid
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>>341366335
In Witcher 3 it was kind of the other way around. In that the strong woman was the most powerful character and ends up solving the big calamity on her own, whether or not you protect her. A person with the same exact powers in the first game (who is male) fails. So this is actually a case of female empowerment.
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dads > edgy, whiny, beta teens
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Dad on arrival
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Fuck off sony . You lost. Take your movies to blockbuster
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>>341366689
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>>341366392
He might be implying it's a silly complaint to zero in on in the face of all the other historical inaccuracy in the game
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>>341366757
He looks like a bear

Not even in the gay sense, his design seems to evoke a literal bear
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>>341365905
Japan is full too

but thankfully they are depopulating naturally instead of using immigrants because of "muh gdp":
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>>341366906
I'm going to cry now, you're so mean anon.
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>>341364307
Part of it is because a lot of gamers are adults now.

Another part of it is that the industry loves making sequels, so the characters naturally age as in game time passes.
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Sony is really great. Greatness awaits™. Daddy's gonna love it when you gift him a play station VR™. Coming this fall. Greatness awaits ™
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>>341364558
Wouldn't that mean couch co op would be on the rise?
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>>341366689
>teach girl to play vidya
dont.
do something more artsy fartsy with them instead. vidya gayme make shitty women.
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>>341365634
No, writing the words "what you know" on a sheet of paper would be taking it too literally. What the developers are doing is using that phrase in its proper context.
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>>341364307
Luden (norman reedus) might not be a da da. That could be a weird metaphor. It is koji we are talking about here.
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>>341366807
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>>341366906
Do you realize that
>My wife's son / daughter
Doesn't necessarily mean cuckolding?
Maybe the woman is a widow
Maybe the woman's first marriage didn't work (people have the right to commit mistakes after all)
Maybe the woman wanted to raise her child by herself, but she couldn't help fall in love with that generous, good-hearted guy he met recently?
Also
>My husband's son
is quite common too.
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Dad characters usually
>A. Are level-headed and therefore usually more tolerable
>B. Are not pansy types
>C. Please my dick
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>>341367153
No, he said they're adults now. Couch co op is literally for children living at home with their siblings.
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>>341364907
SAVE THE WHITE RACE FROM THE JEWS
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My girlfriend of 3 years left me and has found another guy within a month. I want to kill myself. Please help
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>>341364307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYph7_70xl4
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>>341367347
Human here.
>My husband's son
I have never heard anyone ever say that.
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>>341364558
Fuck, you're right.
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>>341366689
>don't talk to me or my wife's daughter ever again
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>>341367347
OP of that. Yep, first marriage didn't work. They essentially co parent different seasons, but when she's at home with me and her mother I help raise her too. She's 5, and i don't want to make video games her primary hobby. I do however want to educate why I enjoy them. But yeah, cuck etc etc.
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>>341367754
It would either be her name, stepdaughter, or daughter. It's Trigger Bait for /v/.
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>>341367589
Apparently you have never visited /ck/
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>>341364307
Dads are hot
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>>341367589
>people don't get divorced and marry different people who have custody of their kids from previous marriages
wut
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>>341364307
daily reminder that sony's press conference was literally a celebration of cuckery
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>>341367564
>has found another guy within a month
Friendly reminder that probably she has been seeing that guy behind your back for a while.

>>341367589
One of my coworkers has the custody of his biological son from his first marriage. His actual wife became that kid's new mom.
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>>341367564
with that attitude? just kys.
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>>341364703
That was the press conference? Just Zelda and Pokemon? Good thing I didn't watch it.
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>>341364907
This ain't japan fampai.
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>>341366210
Me too anon, I just want to raise a good daughter
It's a feeling I'll probably never experience
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>>341364307

A lot of devs and the people playing their games are middle aged men. I'm 28, and many men in my age group are getting married and popping out crotchfruit they can't afford. Imagine how common it is for the 30-40 year old men.
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>>341364307
Kratos looks like he got hit with one of those super rapid aging spells and he's about to disintegrate into dust one or two seconds from now
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>>341366386
>All Devs seem to want to be looked on as rock stars now.
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>>341366373
please wear glasses you cuck fuck
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>>341368335
yous got a white daughta ?
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>>341364307

The people who were kids/teens playing video games in the 80s/90s are adults with children now, so the target audience of a lot of AAA games has gone up to match.

What >>341364748 says also has something to do with it, of course- The Last of Us and (to a lesser extent) Bioshock Infinite were about dads/older protags and were big hits, so now we're starting to see games follow their example.
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>>341368303
People are marrying and having children less and less everywhere, sempai. Japan is just the first of many.

I live in a third world country, where people have neither culture, education or self-control, and the government is starting to get worried because the workforce is ageing way too fast.
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>>341368126
I know what a cunt
>>341368215
Might
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>>341368671
>biocock infinite
>big hit

>biocoke infinite
>break even
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>>341364558
it's kinda ironic though cause any actual dads don't have time to fucking game
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>>341368264
yes. nintendo lame at the e3 as allways.
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>>341364307
Feels are now 'in' and being a dad is one of the few feels gruff mcangryprotag is allowed to have.
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I play video games to experience things I don't get in real life, so I for one am excited to have a dad.
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>>341368715

This is oddly reassuring, I thought it was primarily a first world phenomenon. Of course we're probably just opening the floodgates for the religious crazies to take over, but I'll be dead by then anyway.
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>>341369006
but anon
YOU ARE THE DAD.
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how come there are no mommy games where you have to protect your daughter
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>>341365905
They're trying, but they're so bad at it that it's not having any effect, and they know the real problems anyway and aren't willing to fix those.
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>>341369006
>realize I'll never be a dad for obviouos 4chan reasons
>closest thing I'll get is playing as a drunk irishman who just lost his aborted baby
let the pain wash over me.
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>>341369596

The Park is a mother looking for her son.
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>>341364558
>>341366689
This. Grew up with digimon which felt pretty great.
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>>341368849

It sold 11 million copies in its first two years on the market and did well critically when it released, I'd call that a success. It just went through such development hell it had no hope of breaking even, and was overshadowed by TLoU once that game came out.
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>>341369748
Play S1 of Telltale's The Walking Dead.
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>>341364307
Appealing to the fatherly senses is an easy way to get people to sympahtise with your otherwise bland characters.

See: TLoU
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>>341364307
Technically you can't be a dad if the kid you're raising is your wife's son.
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>>341365002
I've had sex and it's pretty great.

you know what else is pretty great?

Paper Mario!
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>>341364307
manly men scare off the sjw
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>>341369993
I feel retarded for not finishing the game.
I made it to the store and stopped playing cause it ran like ass on my toaster.
I'll pick it up again. Also need to get TLoU.
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>Calm and collected old man Kratos
>Something happens to his wife's son
>O.G RAGE OF THE GODS KRATOS COMES OUT
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>going to be a dad soon

feels good, I just fucking hope it's a boy.
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>>341369609
So,what's the problem? raising a society of hedonists while at the same time turning the workplace into the only reason for living?
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>>341370596
She's gonna be a girl and she's gonna be a huge slut

Make sure to hone those parenting skills anon
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>>341366104
>Literally white
>not "white"
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>>341366335

There is literally nothing wrong with princess-rescuing.
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>>341366335

Reads like it was written by a sexless tumblr whale.
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>>341364307
HIS. WIFE'S. SON.
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>>341367443
>Not playing games like conflict:desert storm with your dad

shit was great, anon.
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>>341365072
>what is the passage of time

You are a retard.
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>>341370795
Brown =/= white
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>>341366807
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>>341370642
I'm not sure about the former - Japanese don't strike me as overly hedonist, but definitely the latter. My opinion is that they had their masculinity crisis early due to the combined factors of the extreme cultural pressure against individualism and their defeat and subsequent destruction of the classic model of Japanese masculinity in WWII.
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>>341364307
they're all fantasy games after all
oh ho ho
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>>341370596
Why you want your child to have a harder life and a bigger chance of becoming criminal and killing himself?
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Is there any point in having sex with a condom? I unironically prefer to stay at home masturbating and even rejected a girl because it is so much work and no pleasure at all. I have a gf now mostly because of this shit.
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What are some games with great fathers?
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Brother Nier > Dad Nier
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>>341371470
What a fag. I wouldn't mind if my warrior daughter uses pretty dresses on her free time as long as she keeps killing the enemies of the kingdom.
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>>341370596
Why? All a daughter has to do is find someone with money and fuck them. Easy life, if he's rich she gets to travel the world.

Meanwhile your son will try his hardest to earn a living with his shit job, marry some trailer park whore who already has 2 black sons and end up killing himself after some 17 year old girl accuses him of being creepy, from then on being known as a pedo.
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>>341371346
just get a vasectomy
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>>341371778
don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again
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>>341371778
You should try to interact with actual human beings once in a while, /r9k/.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0w7z5n3ins
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>>341371346
>he doesn't stick it in her smelly pooper

butt babies can simply be flushed
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>>341364307
What's with all the fucking wife's sons
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>>341371470
>dat rabbit
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>>341372198
propaganda to increase white birth rates
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>>341371778
That's not how the entire world is lad
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How does it feel for another person who isn't blood related to love you romantically /v/?
I'm unironically a 25 year old kissless handholdless virgin.
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>>341372079
Are you denying that women have easier lives? Opening up a fashion magazine and seeing a model hotter than them seems to be about as tough as it gets for the average woman.

Spending a cumulative total of ~3 hours a day taking care of kids or cleaning is a lot easier than a real job. Men typically don't have the ability to look for a wealthy person, present genitals, and live happily ever after.

I'm not bitter and am well aware of women that try and do something with their lives, but they always have the fallback option of having a vagina which men lack.
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>>341372445
It's alright, but really it's just an excuse for you to have sex with them
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>>341371923
>>341372092
I'm more worried about DSTs. I'd pull out if that was the case.
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>>341372445
The most amazing thing and a validation of you as a human being - at first. But it fades, and it's not as real as you desperately want to believe it is. You can be shocked at how... utilitarian women actually are. Romantic love is a relatively new thing in human history, and a fake one.
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Dads are cool.
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>>341372724
Daylight Saving Times?
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>>341372609
As a man who grew with his mother, has two sisters and lots of aunts, yeah, I'm denying it. Meme as much as you want, but they don't have it easier.
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>>341372902
lol
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>>341372445
I've experienced it once, she was pretty conservative so it didn't go beyond hand holding. Then 3 years of relationship was ruined by my jellyness
It was fun while it lasted
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>>341371470
Dark Messiah
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>>341371470
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>>341368303
birth rates are declining for whites
you wouldn't think so because they're using immigrants as a replacement
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>>341364307
People can empathise with dads.
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>>341372609
Bruh you should be glad your a man. No periods not having to buy makeup hair products etc lower chance of being raped you can pee standing wherever blah blah. It confuses me that people willingly choose to have sex changes and become a woman being a dude is too good
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>>341364307
developers are dads now
they're just writing what's familiar to them now
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what's it like to have a pop
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>>341364307

The demographics of the 90's and 80's are becoming dads
So now they can relate

Soon we gonna have grandpa games
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artificial feels
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>>341364808
>why does kratos look like he's been living in the woods the past 6 years?

the game takes place in norse scandinavia. your description is pretty much on par, except change 6 years to a few decades, maybe a century
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>>341372751
But it makes sense evolutionarily speaking that you love and protect your woman. It also makes sense for them to love us so we keep loving and protecting them.
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>Bringing children into the current world

Assholes.
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I have glasses. Kratos looks like he has one tooth
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>>341366906
Would he be more or less of a cuck if he fucked his step-daughter?
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>>341367347
you're still burning alot of time and resources raising another man's child.

never being your wife's one and only true love

thats why you're a cuck.
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>>341364307

A lot of game developers are dads. As artists, they write what is meaningful to them and what they can connect with. There is really nothing wrong with this. It's just natural that someone will write about their feelings, just like an author would write about theirs, or a musician would.

A lot of developers are middle aged men trying to relate to their kids. The world is changing, they feel like the world is leaving them behind, and they're trying to cope with it. Most middle aged people have some feelings of regret for the past and a message to their kids: "do not as I do". This is something people can heavily relate to.

It's not just dads: the archtype of a middle aged, regretful character, with a sad, heavy look in their eyes, is something almost all of us can relate to.
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>tfw Dad was an irredeemable prick
>didn't even feel bad when they died
>worried I'll turn into the same fucker to my kids
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>>341364307
>>341364307


If you were young enough to grasp & play NES MGS, or Playstation MGS, you're old enough to be either an accomplished bachelor or a father of a couple kids.


There are 4channer fathers now.
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>>341367564
Sounds like you need a father figure
>>341367589
>>341368056
Women win the kids in a divorce like 80% of the time, iirc which I probably don't, but far more than men
>>341371778
>>341372609
>>341373973
There's obvious ups and downs to being either a male or a female, depending on what you want in life
Being a capable adult is what's good, unfortunately a lot of adults aren't capable
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>>341364307
because the gaming community are mostly stay at home dads..
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>>341374859
>the archtype of a middle aged, regretful character, with a sad, heavy look in their eyes, is something almost all of us can relate to.
Sure thing grandpa.
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>>341367564
>>341367564


>Left you
>Rebounded for another nigga 4 weeks later


That bitch is a trifflin' trick.

Disregard bitches, acquire currency anon.
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>>341375037
History repeats itself even if you don't realize it, believe it or not.
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>>341375037
>they
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>>341364808
>...why does kratos look like he's been living in the woods for the past 6 years?
After surviving the fall of the Greek pantheon and his own attempt at suicide, he basically did fade into obscurity as the remaining God of War and the last Spartan, finding a new wife and child and attempting to start over again but coming into conflict with the idea that he could accidentally make his new son a God of War too. And now he's lived to the Norse age.

In a sense he did live in the woods, but probably for a lot, lot longer than 6 years.
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>>341375509

its something even most 20 year olds can relate to

there's a reason why people feel a weird sort of connection with characters like john marston or trevor phillips. the world has left them behind, and their past is forever haunting them. we all feel that way sometimes, perhaps even most of the time.
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>>341376501
>john marston or trevor phillips.
Literally who? No one knows who those people are you fucking weeb.
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kratos: feed me, don't ask me questions, it's your hunt
boy tries to shoot
don't fucking shoot until i tell you

what a douchebag, that arrow to the shoulder was no coincidence
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>brake up with ex after realizing how insane she is
>she moved to a different state after we broke up
>find out later that she was lying about being on birth control and was pregnant
>now have a 1 year old daughter somewhere in the North that I'll probably never see

Lucky as fuck. Fuck dealing with kids.
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>>341368417
i think he has a retarded leg
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>>341377417
God you are so stupid.
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>>341364637
it's "Husubando" you pleb. The Japanese are a sophisticated people who enunciate things in a sophisticated manner. Baka gaijin.
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>>341364907
This. Having kids is the worst form of self cucking you can perform.
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>>341377917
>jealous cuck with weak sperm
lmao
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>>341364307
easy way to avoid making your protagonist black
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>>341376648
this is some high level trolling.
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>>341377417
great VIDEOGAME blog my friend upvoted +(you)
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>>341375731
>not having legion for a father

lmaoing @ ur life
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>>341366689
Is she cute? What do you like playing with her?
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>>341377417
>>341377417


Get ready for dem child support payments.

The seizure of your income & garnishment of wages.

Jailtime, or revocation of your drivers license.
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>>341365384
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>>341367589
Because even if a husband wants custody of their own kid, they are most likely not gonna get it.
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>>341374858
this
it actually fits the origin of the work "cuck"
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>tfw my dad has always been an alcoholic criminal piece of shit and didn't get out of prison until I was 16

I idolized that piece of shit and looked forward to having him home all my life. When he finally got out he was nothing like the person he was in all those prison visits. He went right back to alcoholism and screaming at the family every night of the week. I hate that bastard and I'm not even going to go to his funeral when he finally dies. 24 now and I don't see that feeling ever changing. I'll play all these dad games to see what I missed out on.
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>>341366503
so you can watch netflix on your ps4
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>>341379351
>that image
>mirrored
My weebOCD is up the roof.
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>>341374858
>never being your wife's one and only true love
that's actually not true. Evidently the anon you're replying to is the woman's true love since the woman is with him and not her child's father.
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Dad thread? Dad Thread!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D42rBvCVK8A
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>>341367347
If your wife keeps saying
>my husband's son
you know that she is an awful stepmother for him.

No such thing for
>my wife's son
though :^)
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At least now it's father/son and not father/daughterfu
TLOU we had Joel rescuing Ellie from being raped by David and giving her a shoulder to cry on
In GoW we have Kratos teaching his son to hunt. Kratos is patient with his son and wants to comfort him after his first kill, but he can't.
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>>341379730
MRA is changing that tho.
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>>341366906

Sadly
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Who /nodad/ here?
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>mfw my dad was gone for most of my life
>I lived in Indiana with mom while he married a new woman who had like five kids and he got a job in Orlando and moved away
>only saw him every summer, then it was back to Indy with mom.
>he broke up with the crazy bitch he married and moved me down to Miami with him
>come down here and realize he's a huge pussywhipped cuck, but he regrets not being there for me and I still love him.
>but mfw I missed out on the typical father/son bonding many anons experienced
I can only hope to be a good enough father for my boy. I'm moving away from this city after I leave the Marines and I'm going to take my boy hunting and teach him how to be a man.
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>dad wasn't in my life much due to being an illegal and a shitty person
>he served his time and now is reformed
>wants to spend time with me
>Don't know how to feel, don't really feel close

I'm only 20, is it too late to form good memories?
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>>341382280
>due to being an illegal
he has to go back.
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>>341371470
Gwyn in Dark Souls is a pretty good dad. Oceiros too.
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>>341382280
Do it anon, you'll regret not spending time with him once he's gone. Trust me.
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>>341382408
He has, believe he's trying to get legit legal citizenship. He always talks about when it happen we should hang but Idk anon
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>>341364307
Dad of War and Dad Stranding are the only reasons to own a PS4. Gears was so shit they had to resurrect Marcus to try and sell games.

Xbots BTFO forever
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Dad thread?
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>>341373280
this
its the best "saving your dad simulator" I've ever played
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>>341364307
forced emotional attachment
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>>341364558
The kids of 70's gaming didn't have dad characters in the 90's.
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>>341366386
Canebro should have intro'd every single game at E3.
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>>341364558
This and
>>341365713
This.

There's an interesting Cultural Studies essay here about identity and how we've been raised with big titted vidya game characters and are now represented here as older, strong male characters who now parent the younger males suffering from male identity crisis. I can't be fucked to write it though, I'm busy with depression. I'd definitely mention beards in it though. And Gamergate.
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>>341382280
>I'm 20
>is it too late

What the fuck else do you have to do for the next 55~ years?
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Girls like father figures

Girls have daddy issues
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>>341364307
>you play games
>because you want to be a better person
>than the father you never had
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>>341367159
I have a not shitty girlfriend that is into vidya and chinese cartoons. Don't ask me how it happened, I'm still trying to figure it out myself. I mean how she is who she is, not how I got her. I'll probably end up asking her to marry me.
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>>341364307
The Walking Dead is still popular.
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I'm just so fucking tired of playing dad characters. There are other ways of making me emotionally invested, game developers. Hitting this one note over and fucking over again is starting to grate on my nerves. Fuck, I would settle for playing a mom at this point.
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>>341383912
kek holes
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>>341383959
You and I both know why you want to play as a mom
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>>341383823
Just make certain she's not a mirroring sociopath waiting to stick you with a lifetime of hell and regret.

Yup, son. Shit happened to me. Not bitter tho, I got out and I've many years of peaceful gaming left to myself.
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>be gay
>like older men
>DILF everywhere in E3

nice

now we can have pretty good Husbando threads.

no twinks allowed
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>>341383959
4U, big guy
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>>341383959
Cant do much in the kitchen
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>>341367347
Raising someone else's offspring is where the word comes from.

Cuckoos, anyone?
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>>341364996
They will never be, tmblrinas will be mad that they're being forced into traditionalist gender roles.

Which is fine by me, keep the women young, I never understood the appeal of milfs.
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Cause gamers are getting old.

You think all these NuMales enjoy The Walking Dead, Bioshock Infinite, or the Last of Us for their story and gameplay?

Well, that's what they claim to believe. But I think 'daughteru' is a far more likely reason.
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>>341364307
>What's with all the fucking dads
the main demographic is not 20-30 somethings who have a high likelihood of having father issues do to retard high divorce rates, kinda like waifus are for lonely/horny men
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>faggots pretending not to know Marcus Fenix
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>>341367347
Raising another man's kids makes you a cuck
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>>341388728
Does that mean the people in charge of foster care are all cucks?
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>>341364907
Japs need it more than we do.
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>>341378548
>dont ever breed goyim pay your taxes for jamal
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>>341366807
GOD DAMMIT CARLOS.
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gamers are growing up, we are married and have kids now and the protagonists of games having kids makes them more relatable
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>>341388728
sorry u never met ur real dad kid :(
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>>341383285
>70´s
>Gaming
wut
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