Continued casual Nintendo Treehouse discussion.
This is the final one I'm making today. Someone else take the torch.
Previous thread >>341316197
How many dungeons do you want in this?
>yfw some speedrunner is gonna perfectly time it so a boulder he shoots kills an important mob or boss from 20 miles away
can't wait for the strats
Also someone make a .webm or gif of the boulder launch please
Anyone?
my body is ready
First for ZA WARUDO
Need a webm of the boulder launch pls
feels nice to be pleasantly surprised. wish they'd show more games, but i guess they are busy with the NX
>Breath of the Wild ending
>you and zelda finally beat ganon
>getting ready to leave her
>camera focuses on zelda
>you hear a "thank you" or "goodbye" off-screen
>link wakes up
>resumes search for Navi in forest
man I really want a release date
>>341321715
First for Kraftwerk you memeing fucks
>>341321734
THIS
Is there a release date for the new Zelda?
Did Nintendo say anything about the NX?
>>341321686
8 basic dungeons, and a final dungeon at the minimum.
>>341321725
>Audrey will never be your onee-san
>She will never /ss/ with you
>You lost your chance to /ss/ with anyone decades ago
Why even live
>>341321725
right girl >>>>>>>>> audrey
Physics has a very important role in this game, it's amazing.
Did you see that boulder flying away like a bird? It's physics. Fucking technology.
WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE STASIS RUNE??
I NEED IT
I never thought that Nintendo could possibly win E3 with only one game, but everything else is mildly interesting at best. This game is getting me hype.
ZA WARUDO confirmed
>>341321701
>routing this
Good luck, speedautists.
TOKE WO TOMARE
What if later in the game you build up energy in those boulders and then hookshot them before they launch and that's your fast-travel with the sail cloth like Just Cause.
how did nintendo win e3 with ONE game
???
>>341321778
Stupid
>>341321990
It's Kraftwerk, idiot.
>>341321893
Enjoy ur 5 including gannons catsle
;)
>>341321868
>>341321734
on the way
>>341321725
Do you think Audrey will ever buy a bra that actually fits?
is this the most tech-heavy game Nintendo's ever made?
>>341321928
Audrey=other girl
>>341321881
>Is there a release date for the new Zelda?
Yes. March 2017.
>Did Nintendo say anything about the NX?
No. No NX talk at E3.
>>341321996
Can you freeze a boss or enemy while doing that?
>>341322079
What do you mean? Is it gonna run shit on U than on NX?
>>341321996
THERE'S EJACULATE IN MY JEANS
>>341321881
Only that it'll be on NX.
We can assume it'll probably be a launch title. They're both (hopefully) coming out next year and at some point they'll just be holding back the Wii U version's release to coincide with the NX version's.
>>341321701
>yfw key items and runes are spread across the world instead of in dungeons
>mfw this has potential for bosses to be more complex than just "use the dungeon's item on it", using the various runes you've found thus far in creative ways to kill it
apologise
>>341322074
t. jelous woman
>>341321701
>Also someone make a .webm or gif of the boulder launch please
seconding this
webmfriends, please
please
>>341322074
Hopefully not.
>Objects can store kinetic energy
UNIRONICALLY BRAVO AONUMA
>>341321725
She looks better when she's not playing, because she sits her chest higher with better posture. Also, if you look closely, you can see her tits getting squeezed by her bra. They're coming out of the top of the bra slightly. She's probably wearing a half-size too small.
Did they mention how much more work needs to be done? because the game looks like its pretty much finished already.
>>341321725
Damn its like those porn foursomes where you got the two girls with giant boobs and that one super cute one who always goes for the rimjob at the BJ scene.
>>341322173
I think they're talking about all the mechanics in the game
>>341322214
not until we see NX footage
>>341321979
Nintendo has gotten good at winning E3s.
>>341322214
sorry for calling you a hack
>>341322023
gameplay
>>341322074
Hopefully not
Where are the fucking enemies?
The map is fucking barren. There's nothing there. Why can't they throw enemies about
>"We didn't add any music so you can experience the nature"
T-thanks nintendo
>>341321996
On another note, it seems like there are three classes of weapons between swords, heavy weapons like axes and hammers, and ranged melee weapons like spears and pitchforks.
Hope we see more variety.
audrey webms please.
>>341321725
Please, no
I just fapped earlier
I want to suck on Audrey's fat tits so much please no
my dick can't handle it it'll go sore
>>341322214
NO! Not yet...
>>341321778
Clever
>>341321881
Zelda will release in March on the Wii U.
And Zelda will also release on the NX, either at March or later. Depends on when we get the NX really.
We'll probably get it on the Wii U first to be honest.
Who is this Titty Tranny?
>>341321996
Vectoring was removed from Sm4sh to be transplanted in Zelda.
NINTENDO
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU JUST BREED SEMON DEMONS OR SOMETHING?
>Woolie sees the freeze power
>That's almost like a stand
>But there's nothing that I can think of that compares to that
What a fucking casual
So many treehouse qts
>Kindra
eh
>>341322326
>not until we see NX footage
are you implying this doesn't look good?
Why did you guys doubt them?
>>341322074
maybenot
They really said this ?
>>341322392
Posting again to vent my frustration:
How do I deal with the crushing reality that I cant play this game for like 10 months?
KENDRA SIGHTING
are they wearing fag ribbons?
>>341321725
theresa>2d
finally
>>341322382
That's the starting area/tutorial zone. Hopefully there will be a lot more enemies in other places.
>time to look at hunting and gathering
>bring on the black guy
>>341322214
Not yet
>>341322430firearms
Have they shown anything other than Zelda and Pokemon?
>>341321725
>See that bird meat? You can eat it.
Competent people playing the game finally?
>>341322527
Woolie's read JoJo probably earlier than you did, now fuck off.
No one fucking cares.
Whos this new silver haired succubus on the stream?
>>341321996
>not Kraftwerk
>ooooh
>>341322591
yeah it's for the Orlando shooting
Remember to laugh at these faggots when they reply
>>341322357
>>341322142
>>341322583
Shitpost on /b/
We hunting now bois
>>341322430
Hope we get fists.
PETAAAA
>Magic killed the Butchery industry
Game looks pretty good, I'm cautiously optimistic.
Feel like playing some Zelda now. LttP or MM3D?
>>341322691
https://twitter.com/KindraNikole
2k is 2048, not 1080.
>all of the shitposting in other threads
I don't think I'm ready for this
NEW grill
-repost from old thread-
So what if this really is post-apocalyptic or something that involves timetravel and there are different heroes? Notice how they always mantion "a hero" and "those who want to defeat Ganon"? How could Wolf-Link and maybe the old King be in that world otherwise? They could also get in Linkle easily that way.
Also theres a Bridge that looks like the on in TP, the cathedral from OoT, the slimes from WW.. It's a bit like a Mashup.
>>341322663
They're showing other games tomorrow, only Zelda and Pokemon today
>>341321534
Good job posting link faggot
I had to go to work halfway through the stream with Shiggy. Will they upload the sections when it's all done?
>>341322659
Probably not going to happen but there are also bows, so maybe we'll see slingshots and crossbows too?Maybe a laser raygun?
>>341321534
>cow runs away
>cow knocks down grass as it runs through it
>following critters ON THE GAME TRAIL
>>341322826
2k is 2048 width, 1080p is 1920 width
are you retarded
>>341322456
>>341322837
Looks like a man
nintendo wonnered the e3 waifu game to be honest
>>341322718
Sorry, I played WW 12 years ago. You probably weren't born yet.
>>341322837
Looks like Brianna Wu
>>341322704
It's totally Kraftwork. Stops all kinetic energy and then can add in kinetic energy and finally release it all at once. Fucking sick shit.
>>341322837
who?and that fucking nose
STEALTH KILLS.
>>341322752
>Hope we get fists.
My nigga, I love punching fools to death in vidya
>>341322780
Link's Awakening
>>341322791
do we know theresa's twiter?
Sneak attacks!
>>341321701
God speed to those autistic fucks
>>341322837
Kindra isn't new..
>>341322904
Saw like 5 section via Gonintendo already.
assassination confirmed
>all these Jojo posts
>just got a package with my Jojo mangos now
neat
>bore hunting
describes this game perfectly. you hunt and you're bored.
SNEAK ATTACKS CONFIRMED WTF
>WELCOME TO ZELDA SOULS
poor thing
>>341322752
It probably won't happen, but I want the Ball and Chain back.
>>341322837
fuck that drug skank, give me audrey the cow back
>Panting Link
muh dick
With black hair, Audrey looks really similar to a friend of mine, only with bigger tits. Problem is, this friend is legitimately batshit insane.
I saw you can ride on your shield (or something).
Can you bomp jump like from the old cartoon?
>>341322943
you're right. someone in the last thread was trying to say that 1920x1080 is 2k.
>>341323078
which one is Theresa?
https://twitter.com/Miskomoon
this one?
>>341323209
Thank you for sharing that with the class.
>that tired, panting link
Has Nintendo finally done it. Have they perfected the art of the husbando?
>>341323180
>its a tree house
subtle
>>341321778
More like wake up in that chamber in the beginning of the game and go on to ng+
>Dog Companion
>You have to hunt for food
>Stealth tactics and kills.
Metal Gear Zelda confirmed.
>>341323063
I don't like LA that much tbqh famalam. Besides, I played it not too long ago.
>>341323263
YES
>>341323038
Needs updating to add Chiko and the qt on the right
>>341322752
>Fists
OH GOD YES! Give me Blano in 3d. It's time guys, time to return to the ring and become the king. Are you man enough to go no shirt fists only for the new Zelda?
>>341323180
nice
Fucking nintendo making me hungry as hell
NOW YOU ARE COKING WITH POWER!
>>341323343
>Zelda confirmed for naked mute girl
Is there ANY chance I could get Audrey to let me fuck her bazoombas?
How much would I have to pay?
Fuck.
>>341322583
Porn games anon. Play Euphoria, Starless, Discipline, Bunny Black, Words Worth, Taimanin, Armored Warrior Iris, and Words Worth.
And of course Rance if you haven't already.
>>341323038
it's Kindra
>>341323180
Time to update the cover art
>>341322079
Melee, but that was an accident.
>>341323237
Probably
>>341323343
PUNISHED LINK
>>341323292
Anytime
>>341323343
Ganon's final form
>>341321715
I never realized /v/ jojofags were so cancerous.
Also it's a kraftwerk thing but you wouldn't know anything about that.
>>341322839
Calling it now, plot twist is that Link is a robot. Some kind of advanced Android like Fi or Ghirahim. Or a clone. Basically, he isn't human, but something synthetic and artificial to follow up with the nature vs. tech theme.
Why else would he wake the fuck up in a random ancient temple while all of these other guardian robots are simultaneously waking up at around the same time they sense evil? No other Link has had such a mysterious and weird intro before.
>>341323119
BTW, I was reading stone ocean on Batato and now it's blocked there. Any good spot for color scans? Backup spots I've found are low quality and monochrome.
>>341322718
>But the hero did not appear. Faced by an onslaught of evil, the people could do nothing but appeal to the Gods. In their last hour, as doom drew nigh, they left their future in the hands of fate.
>What became of that kingdom? None remain who know.
??
>>341323292
lel
>>341323451
$60 + DLC
>>341323180
Good one.
Is Nintendo showing anything else tomorrow?
WE MONHUN NOW
>>341323542
just stop fucking posting jojo in /v/ unless its a jojo game thread
its tiring as fuck
FISHING PLEASE
>FISHING PLEASE
FISHING PLEASE
>FISHING PLEASE
>>341323597
Tomorrow is for previously announced 3DS and Wii U games.
>Item get sound effect and pop-up every first time you pick something
Make it the other way around Nintendo, no popup until you press a button to get details about an item
>>341323553
make an account, batoto is sitll the best place to read jojo
We /ck/ now
>>341323550
So basically it literally IS MSGV: Zelda edition?
Cooking Zelda.
>yfw none of this is even important in the game like the playable demo for twilight princess that was a small area in a dungeon.
COOKING RECIPE!
>>341323597
DQ and #FE I think
Anybody know if you can roll in this game. I haven't seen them do it and it would be weird for it to be missing from a 3d zelda
>>341322214
It looks really cool.
>>341323550
So he is one of the evil ones with a lost memory, going around fighting his creators?
>>341323597
Dragon Quest, FE and Monster Hunter
>>341321686
8 seems like the standard
>>341323180
But they're showing #FE tomorrow
>>341323597
Monster Hunter, #FE, Dragon Quest VII
>tfw you will ride epona into the snowy mountains, then as the sun sets you start a little bonfire and grill some steak and cook a soup up
who / c o m f y / here
>>341323664
I would love for that to return. We have cooking, let me fish too. I don't want to just hunt boars for my meat.
>>341323684
savage
>>341323651
jojofags are just bronies but actually gay
at least ponyfags want to fuck females
are you going to have to undress in hot areas?
Anyone else worried they are watching too much gameplay? I want this shit to be fresh for me.
>>341323568
>playing with her big cow tits
>her nipples are covered up
>try to peel off a sticker
>she slaps my hand and tells me to buy the nip amiibo to unlock it
>>341323493
I hope they won't smear over cover with gold when it actually reaches us.
>Vegan route
They though of everything
>>341323558
what do you see?
>>341323792
Superb soup?
>>341323651
Tell that to the guy spamming dead memes.I'll stop just for you senpai <3
>>341323550
Nintendo's never going to do anything like that.
>>341323597
According to the Gamespot schedule, they are showing a new game tomorrow, first thing at 10 am PDT.
>>341323553
>not knowing about the secret club
>>341323704
It's only the first time you pick an item, anon. They are resetting the game.
I wonder how many more times this will be said.
Oh that flint thing was cool.
>>341323536
Right before the final battle Ganon gives a 40 minute monologue about all his motivations, philsophy, plans and of course also reveals some big twist.
>>341323684
I'm going to play this like MGSV
>>341323597
Pokemon Go, #FE, Dragon Quest 7, and I think more Zelda?
Alright you fucks
I gotta go to work
It was nice seeing Zelda in full with you guys in these comfy threads, I originally had a meh impression but the more I saw it, the more I liked it
Don't know if the stream will still be up by the time I'm done around 10, but if not, I'll see you fucks tommorrow
BUILD A FIRE
>>341321996
HOLY FUCKING HELL
How did they do this? How did they make it so fucking good after Skyward Sword?
>>341323550
Maybe they are going to elaborate on the whole cyclical Link resurrection thing
>>341323851
I'm just getting hyped from it
we keep getting shown cute link and shit like BOULDER GOLF
Nintendo has earned my wallet
again
>>341323437
Top kek!
>>341323741
>>341323761
Wait is DQ being shown speculation or was it actually said by nintendo?
>>341323684
what a thrill...
>>341323884
Really? I can't believe they would go that far.
>>341323887
I see Ganondorf weilding two scimitars looking at the ground! XDDDD
>stone+wood+metal blade=fire
WE MINECRAFT, NOW!
>>341323597
>>341323682
>>341323741
>>341323761
>>341323789
>>341323946
>>341324009
New Mario Party 3DS andColor Splashwere also added to tomorrow's schedule a few hours ago.
New Mario Party supposedly has no car and allows for all players to move simultaneously. Releases Nov 4th.
Color Splash releases Oct 7th.
>>341323951
>It's only the first time you pick an item
I know and wrote that, read better next time
Fishing Confirmed
DYNAMITE FISHING
DYNAMITE FISHING PETAAAA
>>341323995
It's only 40 minutes because there's an awkward 30 minute pause in the middle while the game's licensed score plays in full
YOU CAN BOMB THE FISH
>no actual fishing just bombs and spears
man what a let down
>>341323837
They are gentlemen with refined tasteI'm talking about the jojofags from /a/
>bomb fishing
das it mane
>>341324045
They probably hired someone to stand by and slap Aonuma whenever he did something stupid, thoughout the entirety of development
>no fishing rod
YOU FUCKED UP NINTENDO
>>341322214
I'm genuinely sorry.
I rag on him all the fucking time, but so far Zelda U is knocking it out of the park.
>Bomb fishing
We redneck now
>>341324149
With BOMBS
>you can throw a claymore at a fish
>Allahu Akbar Fishing
Seems great
>BOMB FISH
>BOULDER GOLF
>CUHRAYZEE
What the fuck is happening, lads? I'm not sure if I shoukd be angry or overjoyed.
>>341323887
Oh right. I don't know why but I thought Ganon had been already been sealed by the Master Sword before and somehow freed himself.
Sorry, my memory of the game is really hazy.
Still, nobody knows what happened during those years before Hyrule got flooded. Maybe the history we know is fake.
>>341321996
Fucking brilliant. Hope we use this in a boss fight.
>>341323851
They're showing alot of exploration, shrines, and combat, but no story elements or dungeons. So once we get the game, I think it'll still be really fresh, not to mention we haven't seen the NX version yet, which could be significantly different.
>>341323760
Yeah. Or someone reprogrammed him to fight for good. Something like that.
But that intro is fucking eyebrow-raising. Especially when it's already been mentioned that he's been "asleep" for at least a hundred years.
I can already imagine the amount of fat gamer girls that start writing fanfic and drawing ecchi images of shirtless twink link
The amount of art about him being gay and shit will blot out the sun
>>341324225
>>341324210
>fishing rod when you have TECHNOLOGY
>>341323664
>>341323817
>BOMB FISHING
Any link cooking webm ?
>>341324136
>just Mario Party 3DS
Meh
Are they going to show Federation Force? Not even trolling. I thnk it looks like shit but I'd think they'd at least show confidence for it
>>341323684
[METAL GEAR SOLID ENCOUNTER THEME IN THE DISTANCE]
>>341324184
Link and Ganon on a wagon just staring each other down as they go to the last temple.
EXTREME FISHING
SWORD THROWING.
>>341323851
I'm probably never going to buy it. I'd really like to, but consoles are a drag and I have less patience and free time for this shit than ever.
>>341323550
Link turns out to be Casshern and his adventure was a mediocre anime the whole time
>>341324075
DQ being shown was mentioned by the official schedule posted by Nintendo themselves on their E3 page before it all started.
Pretty hype. I hope we'll get a release date.
CAN YOU THROW THE BOW
WE COULD REMAKE THAT ONE GIF WITH THE TURKEY
>>341323704
People won't read, unless you put the text in their face. That's the problem. This is a big problem with Dark Souls. Important info is in item descriptions. Which no one reads. And then they come to /v/ to complain that the game doesn't tell them anything. A 1-time prompt won't kill you.
I'm liking this and all but I'm sad this is going to end like another MGSV for me as it seems.
Good gameplay but unfulfilling story.
I really like story in 3D Zelda games.
so is this supposed to be a post-apocalyptic Zelda?
>>341324005
Did the enemies in MGSV also stand around, always looking in one direction while doing absolutely nothing in the middle of an open field with nobody else around so you could just walk up to them and press a single buttom to get rid of them? If so, then that's a really shitty stealth game.
>>341322214
....not yet....
>>341324426
fuggin' cute as shit
>PETA cheering for the animal getting away
Link and wolf link hanging out is CUTE! Bestamiibo[/spoiler parther
Looks cool as fuck. I've played all the past games and liked oracles best, loved mm's aesthetic and "risks", and also enjoyed some of the light hearted tones of ww. I did not like wolf aspects of TP, and I absolutely hated how clunky and disjointed SS felt despite how good it seemed it could have been.
We haven't seen all of the items/weapons, none of the villages, and no dungeons, and I'm already excited. I like the aesthetic of this game a lot so far, but I hope we are able to get a couple of weapons that last without breaking.
I'm sure we'll reforge that old rusted mastersword.
>>341324495
It's Zelda Souls
