Continued casual Nintendo Treehouse discussion.
Holy shit, these threads move quickly.
Dungeons mother fuckers! DUNGEONS. You can access them in different orders.
Previous thread >>341298029
>Oppai slut shows up
>Viewer count goes up by thousands
Kek
WHICH TIMELINE IS IT
>>341301340
AAAAAYYYYYYYYY LMAAAAAAAAO CONFIRMED FOR SETTING UP TRIALS
CASUAL REMINDER THAT NINTENDO BROUGHT TITS TO E3
NINTENDO WON
>want to tweet Audrey about how fine her tits are after treehouse but not sure how to do it without making myself look creepy
I'm jacking off right now
she's definitely done porn lets find it
TIG OL BITTIES
>>341301459
>slut
Audrey is pure
LITERALLY
WHERE ARE THE WAIFUS
IF I CAN'T PLAY AS A QT FEMALE LINK AT LEAST LET ME GO ON DATE WITH ZELDA
WHAT'S THE POINT OF OPEN WORLD IF I CAN'T RIDE AROUND ON MY HORSE WITH A CUTE GIRL WITH ME
DEFEND THIS /v/!!!
CUM TO ME
TIME TO STOP GANON
>>341301340
IT"D BE GREAT IF WE SAW SOME GAMES BUT NINTENDO DECIDED TO ONLY BRING ZELDA AND POKEMON
Anyone else worried about them having fully-fledged dungeons if they've had to dilute themselves with these small shrines?
>Link is right handed
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341301527
Maybe Wind Waker?
There was a Korok earlier
LOOK AT THOSE
Why are they SO CUTE
>Ganon confirmed villain
this game isnt a zelda game wtf
Ganon confirmed and giant tits. Could this get any better?
Muh
>>341301563
were they always that big?
i don't remember them being that big
>>341301340
>OMAN AU
>AONUMA
WHAT.
New amiibo for your shelves
THE LAST OF US PUZZLES CONFIRMED.
i can't focus with that flirty talk and those too giant TITS
I'd forgotten about Audrey's adorable giggle.
>>341301459
>tfw reading twitch chat
>all those messagers that get deleted 1-2 seconds after being posted that are like "DAMN FINE TITS" etc.
Intense mayhem is the new exactly
>>341301581
Holy shit, it's uncanny
>>341301581
>same hair clip
wait what the fuck
Fuck Marry Kill
>>341301581
M8
Nitenbabby want milk
What an annoying group of people
>"THE" GODESS
>"THE" GODESS
>"THE" GODDESS
WHAT, WHAT ABOUT THE THREE?
>>341301581
HOLY FUCK MY DICK
BUILT
>'IT'S NOT EVERYDAY YOU GET AN ORB ABSORBED INTO YOU" - AUDREY LON LON MILK DRAKE
Who is this new chick in the blue shirt with the honkers? The on whose playing now?
>>341301647
THey'll probably have a few major dungeons, but maybe less than usual.
WW had a bunch of tiny little challenges too
>>341301718
Fucking hell, Aonuma.
>>341301558
There is no way to do that not creepily.
>>341301691
>Could this get any better?
I wish the game was good.
>>341301581
>she even has the hair clip in the exact right spot
deviants
>>341301662
i hope we can change that in options or something
What is making everyone cheer?
>Banjo Kazooie: Car Game item where you can lift shit.
>Tips & Tricks screen
>>341301598
YOU CAN MOVE YOUR BODY A FUHREEUREE
Audrey a perfect.
>>341301594
>WAIFU
>Yuri
Enjoy being a cuck
AUDREY IS CUTE
>>341301563
Right girl is much cuter.
>>341301563
Who is this semen demon
>>341301720
More content that could have just been in the game in the start
>>341301527
Wind Waker's
> Link can use magic again
YES, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.
>>341301581
DELET
Why are they women?
>>341301581
Meme magic strikes again
>>341301759
Cosplay?
NINTENDO WON
>>341301807
You don't look well Yoda
Anon you are not treasure, get out of my face
THIS GAME LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD
AND SO FUCKINGFUN
>>341301886
read the thread faggot
>>341301340
Give your honest opinion, what do you think of this game. Will you wait for NX or play it on Wii U with 2 fps?
I don't really know what to think about this game.
>>341301581
OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>341301701
LOL, are they wearing LGTB symbols?
>>341301879
my nigga
>>341301581
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
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So it looks like they completely removed puzzles in lieu of these shitty items.
This game sucks.
Etika living the fucking life man, Pretty jealous of that dude
>>341301786
Goddess Hylia nigger
>tfw Audrey looks like my sister
I just can't find her attractive, that would weird me out
>3 hours
>2 games
nintendofags will defend this
>>341302014
what game
>>341301786
AONUMA NO FUCK
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GET KOIZUMI TO WRITE THE STORY
>>341301762
I know that big titty broad, but who are the other two?
>>341301762
Fuck right
Kill Sam
Marry Audrey
>>341301786
Referring to Hylia.
>>341302014
Nintendo fanboys are hyping it up. It's mediocre otherwise.
she was built for breeding
>>341301762
marry fuck kill
>>341301786
Hylia has been cucking the three creator Goddesses since Skyward Sword.
>>341301762
In that order.
>>341301762
fuck middle, marry right, kill left
>>341302039
sis pics plz
But where's zelda guys ?
Why won't the mods sticky this shit? The audrey- uh the interesting gameplay deserves it.
>>341301927
no, just insane busty concidence
>>341301762
kill fuck marry
>ubi/sony/ms over produced trash with a ton of shit games
>ninty bringing the comfy with a dank new zelda stream with a cast of top quality breeding material
and people say they lost e3 baka
http://pastebin.com/QRaZmR5i
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>>341301946
>inb4 SJW's rage
>>341302039
post pics of sister
>>341302038
but its after windwaker, there IS NO godess Hylia
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>Shrine Oman Au
Aonuma are you being fucking serious
>>341301870
the middle girl looks like she has some sort of disease
>>341301762
Fuck, fuck, fuck
>>341301786
Hylia was already introduced in Skyward Sword, she's a lot weaker than the big three, more like a demigod. Every Zelda is her descendant.
>>341301581
Why is she so perfect?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRysnFfh0Gk
this streamer says he's in contact with guys leaking the demo
Do you think Audrey knows that there might be one or two viewers out there in the world who have taken notice of the size of her breasts?
What do you guys think?
>>341301786
>he didn't play skyward sword
>>341301984
I've stopped watching the stream at this point holy fuck
>>341301581
>>341301762
How is no one discussing those wonderful tits?
I bet that bitch dreams about giving titjobs to Link every night.
>>341301598
Amiibo are the one thing I wished that would stay out of the game.
>>341301581
WE DID IT AGAIN.
WE MADE IT REAL
>>341301581
BREH
THIS IS MAG-FUCKIN-NEATO
savage
>>341302127
Not only her tits. But her voice is sexy as hell. She's totally got slut-voice.
>>341301870
>Alison Rapp
DELETE THIS
>>341302072
Nigger look at the thread you are in. you fucking retardooooooooooo
>all the 2D weebs fags getting exited for 3D
lmao.
Is this the worst commentating on a video game ever?
>three strong womyn
>terrible banter
>nothing but praise for a game made by their employer
>Kingdom
Where?
Nintendo wins
>>341302246
She's attractive and genuinely likes vidya.
All these Ninty waifus are bloodthirsty killers
Bouldy is a cuck
stop liking tits you cishet shitlords
you could use some more non-sexual citizen kanes of gaming like dad of war and the last guardian
>>341301870
Audrey confirmed for escort?
These women are so fucking corny. Do chicks seriously play like this?
>>341302014
Might pick it up if the NX gets other good stuff.
I'm not impressed. It looks less like previous Zeldas, which I like, but it looks like some weird Zelda/Far Cry combo. Not impressed by the open world at all, it looks pretty barren. Inventory system and combat doesn't seem that good either.
>>341302014
It's going to be shit like every Zelda game after Zelda 2. I'm just here for dem tits.
>>341301718
HAHAHAHAH
The madman is part of the lore now. Or that name is only for the demo?
WHEN DID SARAH SILVERMAN GET BIG TITS?
Magnesis ability is so fucking smooth
I love how fast it is, reminiscent of Psychokinesis in Destroy All Humans
>Hello, guys...
>Nintendo actually brought Mega Milk and a good game to E3
>>341302371
Right is superior to left.
>those tits
>>341302284
nah, having them fucked rough by Ganon
>>341301563
>you will never fuck left while right is insecure about her tits
>you will never comfort her after cumming deep inside left
>she will never clean your cock from her juices
>>341302248
yeah he knows some hackers, he just hit 300,000 and getting shit ton of donations, cant say he doesn't deserve it.
>>341302127
I want to insert my orb in her if you catch my drill
>>341301720
is archer link farting?
God, I hate women.
>>341302364
Shouldn't you be watching the trailers from the Sony conference?
>>341302241
You don't know the half of it.
Feel like nintendo is dying and this E3 is honestly sad for me.
That being said I want to compliment them on the people they choose to show their games. I've been watching this entire time and not once did I think about the fact that there are 3 women talking about the game, the fact they are girl gamers, I didn't get reminded of feminism or any other of that social cancer. It's just been normal people talking and enjoying a game.
So good for nintendo, they at the very least employ actual humans instead of cancerous parasites like everybody else.
this game is such a snorefest
>>341302014
>Give your honest opinion, what do you think of this game.
Cautiously optimistic. I like the climbing around shit and all the weapons/armor.
>Will you wait for NX or play it on Wii U with 2 fps?
Depends on what the NX is, what the controller is like and if it has backwards compatibility because I'm starting to lack in space.
>I don't really know what to think about this game.
Some of the changes are weirding me out a bit.
The voice acting, all the technology stuff, the Skyrim-ass style gameplay. Maybe it'll all come together and be good but I don't know.
>>341302364
Zelda is hugely popular with women. And yes, you can't expect employees of the company to say critical things on camera.
>baldy
Oh boy I can't wait for more
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>>341302351
It was a more innocent time.
yeah this is cool but where's eric?
>>341302514
#mobgoblinslivesmatter
>>341302371
MUH
>Audrey's boobs won E3
I'm okay with this.
Holy shit she's annoying as fuck please make her shut up
>>341302014
Will buy it for NX day 1
even a legendary uber collector's edition
game looks GOTY
BUT STOP TALKING ABOUT ZELDA DISCUSS AUDREY'S HUGE MILK BAGS
They've seriously been upping their continuity since Skyward Sword
>>341302542
I don't want to catch your drill, that's gay
![Nintendo-horseshoe-controller-pcgh[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jE86Akf.jpg "Nintendo-horseshoe-controller-pcgh[1].jpg")
CONFIRMED
NX CONTROLLER CONFIRMED
I am changing my rating for this "conference" from 3/10 to 7/10
Nintendo wins with tits
>>341301581
Someone shoop it
right
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>341302246
probably silicone from the looks of it. not natural looking cleavage
Holy fuck this bitch is ugly.
>>341302652
BLASPHEMY
LINK GET DOWN
THE ENEMY SNIPER
>>341302581
>they at the very least employ actual humans instead of cancerous parasites
Alison Rapp was the very definition of a cancerous parasite.
That damage.
Jesus fuck THAT DAMAGE
>that damage
Jesus
6 1/2 HEARTS OF DAMAGE
>SIX AND A HALF HEARTS
>6.5 hearts of damage
HOLY SHIT!
>6 and 1/2 hearts of damage
Damn
r/abrathatfits jesus
Is Nintendo going to show anything else? It's been like 3 hours of Zelda.
That fucking damage.
![stdin_snapshot_02.43.26_[2016.06.14_13.25.45].png](https://i.imgur.com/hriz1r4.jpg "stdin_snapshot_02.43.26_[2016.06.14_13.25.45].png")
wew
>>341302514
>good game
Where?
>>341302652
I know everyone else is memeing and all but be honest
Anyone else literally watching with their dicks in their hand?
Or just me. No joke.
Those mammaries
>inb4 someone says ripping off Minecraft
>Gotta live life on the edge
I like this girl
>>341302764
>>341302795
>slow as fuck attack that is telegraphed eons before it comes out
>does a ton of damage
HURR DURR
absolutely btfo
Holy fuck, I take it back about being too lenient with damage
Holy shit, that damage.
>>341301581
MEME MAGIC
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>7 hearts of damage
What's up with the sword animations? It looks really weird.
>Legend of Zelda: Dragon's Dogma
uhhh the food eating isnt in real time??
>>341302014
Looks surprisingly good, probably favourite announcement of E3.
>>341302127
literally perfect
I wonder if she actually likes video games or that she's a good actor.
Girls are usually good actors.
My hype is uncontainable.
WHAT IF THERE ARE NO HEART CONTAINERS
AND YOU NEED COOKED FOOD TO GET EXTRA HEARTS
This looks so fun, am I an idiot for getting a Wii U for this? This and maybe SSB.
>>341302829
this game is gonna be fucking brutal and i love it
Remember
https://docs.google.com/document/d/159hHApvkrtaVVTjHjHLjIxA6V4m4Y_BYccDA6U3rbtQ/edit?usp=sharing&pref=2&pli=1
>>341302860
Just you
>>341302890
Relax man, didn't mean too much when I said that.
>tfw the game looks better than i could have ever hoped
>tfw nintendo show up with 2 games and already do better than last year
the legend truly came back to life
>>341301340
Did they use the gamepad for using items from the inventory like in Windwaker? Didn't notice yet
>>341302760
And she got the boot
>>341302860
>Being str8
>>341302860
go take a cold shower, famicom
Why are the colors so washed out?
>>341302760
which one is she?
でかい
>tight as fuck t-shirt
>big honkers
>elbow gloves
unf
shame about the face though
>>341302720
>probably silicone from the looks of it.
>>341301670
nice boulders right?
>"You have nice tots"
>Banned after 6 seconds
Damn they are fast
>>341302930
Nope, we Skyrim now. As long as you have food you literally never have to worry about dying, just pause and eat until you're healed.
O hey more about Hylia and whatever the hell she is.
>>341302961
Reggie confirmed this is also coming for NX.
>Link wants the thing
>It's not MY thing
Oh.
Dear god these girls are annoying.
What does it mean?
>>341302860
Just you desu
>>341301581
>we're gonna do the thing to get the thing
>as link wants, as you know
BLOW ME AUDREY
>>341302930
>He eats food in real time
>>341302930
What did you expect?
Link wants it
The trailer looked like shit, but the actual game looks cool.
More complex dungeons confirmed
>>341302979
Audrey isn't a miserable bitch like Allison is.
>>341302860
No anon, I'm jacking off right now.
>>341302860
:^)
>"Let me eat this extra food so that I don't die"
>Leaves Link with half a heart
>>341302979
I wish Audrey came to /v/ to see all of us talking about the things we want to do her boobs
I want Audrey to read this thread ON STREAM, LIVE.
I WANT HER TO READ IT OUT
>>341302890
But at least it does that kind of damage at all. That would have been one heart in Twilight Princess.
Who hype for wolf link in the new Zelda?
Nintendo announced a new series of amiibo figures specific to the game that includes Link with a bow (“Archer”), Link on horseback (“Rider”), and a “Guardian” that is the first amiibo with flexible parts. The existing Wolf Link amiibo works with the game as well: When players tap a Wolf Link amiibo to the Wii U GamePad controller, Wolf Link will attack enemies on his own and help players to hunt. He has three hearts, unless players carry over save data from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess HD. Wolf Link disappears when his hearts run out.
>>341303049
Do you need help?
Are they fucking replacing dungeons with this shrine bullshit?
>bomb trial
OH MY GOD JC
>>341302961
Yes your an idiot for getting a Wii U for thisbecause you should get the nx if you don't already have a wii u
>infinite bombs
Casual shit
This girl is not funny.
>>341302856
>it's okay because le tits duude XDD
kill yourself
>>341302860
Not alone brother, i'm not fapping but i'm just playing with it in my hands
>>341302860
I knew I was doing it wrong
my dick is hard as fuck and I should be masturbating right now
>>341302434
It's part of their job to act. They're bad actors so they come off as corny or cringy or whatever.
>>341303041
actually just looks like she got fat and tits came with it
The right girl is so fucking cute
DUDE WOMEN LMAO
