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Did you commend you healer today, /v/?
>commending my healer for doing their job
Fuck off.
>>341299485
That's not very nice, anon!
>>341299485
it's more like commending the player for picking healer
Did you service your team today, /v/?
>>341301531
Healers aren't that rare are they?I don't know because I have 50 hours of Mercy and don't play anything else a lot.
>>341298198
i want to lick and suck all of those naked feet!
>>341301531
>needing to commend players for that
Healers don't deserve a commend for just doing what they're supposed to be doing. If someone picks healer and sucks at it, they don't deserve shit.
>>341301973
yes they are, and I miss them a lot when I have none on my team, and I don't enjoy playing them
>me and the bois take turns servicing the team
More like
>Did you shitpost on /v/ today?
You should only commend the support if they do a particularly good job, not just because they're support.
>Lucio going out of his way to speed up everyone getting to the fight
>Mercy reviving the entire team at once
>Zenyatta taking out tanks left and right while saving everyone with his ult
>Symmetra cockblocking the enemy team with beams and putting the teleporter in a clever spot that fucks the enemy over
I always treat my healer really well.
How did Blizzard create literally perfect waifus in Pharah and Mercy.
Also new patch is live?
Is this the anime thread?
>>341304060
yes
What percentage of healing should be commended? 30? 40?
Rub the feet!
Smell the feet!
Kiss the feet!
Lick the feet!
Suck the feet!
Fuck the feet!
>>341304567
i want their soles to step on me
>>341298198
I was the healer, again.;_;
>30 hours of mercy
I can't not be mercy because I feel that if I'm not we will lose
>>341304483
none. Healers are wasting a spot that could be used for more damage. Why would you need healing if you just kill the enemy team before they damage you? Zenyatta is the only viable pick.
>>341298198
best girl on far left
>>341303302
what the fuck is this
>>341305993
I know that feel
>Why are we losing
>Why is no one playing a healer of some sort
>Realize your team is nothing but Tracer and Widowmaker
Fuck this really is tf2
>>341306809
>brown
>best
>>341298198
>token nigger
Why must artists do this
>>341308104
>doesn't like 2d brown
pleb
>>341308435
I think she's Egyptian not nigger anon
>>341306809
tracer has the most sexually arousing soles
>>341307964
But Lucio is fun to play
>>341308602
That's why said healer of any sort
>>341308586
>lel shes not a nig shes egypt delish brown yummy yum yum
>still looks ugly as shit, but because she's brown suddenly it's okay
No homo. I said no homo so you can't call me a faggot.
>>341308435
Pharah is Egyptian.
That's like saying Mercy and Tracer are hicks.
Also
>hating 2D delicious brown girls
What happened to this place
>>341308891
Faggot
>>341308891
Fuck off weeb nigger.
>>341308891
Faggot
>>341311212
/aco/ really has become a much more interesting place with the release of this game.
>>341311212
i'd suck those feet
>>341298198
>>/vg/
>"Generals"—long-term, recurring threads about a specific game—should be posted in /vg/.
the release of the game has come and gone, you can stop cluttering up the catalog with your multiple daily threadspam now. People are trying to talk about E3
thank you for your co-operation
Do I get commended for pushing the entire enemy team back with reinhardt while my team fucks around with genji and tracer
>>341306606
t. brainless DPS
Stop standing in aoe's, faglord.
>>341311212
Cute bow
>>341311212
>>341312004
Why is Mercy so lewd?
>>341311212
See you in 3 days
>you will never tickle D.Va's feet mercilessly
why live
>>341308586
egypt is in africa therefore nigger
>>341312780
>>341313059
>wannabe janny can't even link across boards
>>341299485
>frodo.png
>>341307964
What's the point of being a healer if no one stays by the healer?
>>341312603
Feels bad man
>Always hated playing healer
>Really shit at it and refused to no matter the conditions
>Tried lucio out
>Can cause some decent damage and heal effectively, not to mention wallriding
I volunteer to play as Lucio all the time now, he is so fucking fun to play.
>>341313378
I don't want to be a janitor I just want you to not spam your threads here during e3 time
you have a general on /vg/, there's no reason to be cluttering up /v/, obviously people must not know /owg/ exists so I'm directing them there
don't crossboard link often, rarely need to
>>341314105
Forgot to mention being able to push people off the goddamn map.
He is so fun, /v/.
>>341314049
Mercy can jump across the map
Lucio is AOE
Zenny can snipe heals to you
No one need to stay near the healer
Only reason I play Overwatch is for the dirty whore healsluts.
Mercy was designed for it.
inb4 closet healsluts get mad cus they play mercy, it's your role and you know it
DID SOMEONE SAY OVERWATCH?
*Shitty video incoming*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0uI6fXgG7o
>>341314487
Trying to play as Lucio but I can only barely heal one person who sprints away into an area I can't follow.
>>341314752
There is nowhere you can't go as lucio. Use that wallride to your advantage.
alo press e
>>341314105
>Get to carry a team by merely existing AND push people off cliffs while riding walls and going fast
I always first pick him on a KOTH map, even when playing outside premades.
>>341314903
What is right-click supposed to do? First day playing still haven't really figured it out. Also wallriding is tricky.
>>341313656
/aco/ exists for a reason
Mercy is best girl, prove me wrong.
>>341315183
She is only good if your opponent team is stupid.
>>341314487
You need to stay near the healer to peel for them and help keep them alive. Overwatch isn't "We have a healer, let's just run forward and shoot things."
>>341301973
>>341302442
The most popular hero in the game is Mercy and the third one is lucio.
>>341305376
>I was the healer, again.
who?
The eternal question: Lucio or Mercy?Zenyatta is trash and doesn't count
>>341315183
>ryuu ga waga teki wo kurai
it's kurau lmao
>no healer in KOTH
>first round we get smoked
>go Lucio
>easily win next two rounds
Guess I gotta stick with Lucio now...
>>341315115
right-click pushes people away It's probably Lucio's best feature. It's great for bumping enemies off points, off the map, into a teammates ult.
Wallride takes some time and patience to get good at.
Make Sure to speed boost your team to important points, then switch to healing. Use speed boost again when you hear big ults like NERF THIS or [TIRE NOISES] or moon speak, so your team can escape.
>>341315387
You can't count these as most used because you literally HAVE to use at least 1 heal.
>had a mercy that followed me around giving me damage and heals going to other people when needed
>Went 30 something with 1 death
>Got a pretty cool potg and got commended
>I was the only one to commend the Mercy
No because I play Soldier 76
>>341311908
>holding the sword ba the blade
wow, great way to lose some fingers LOL, what are they thinking???!
>>341298198
Stop using the black guy anon!
>>341315957
what the fucks wrong with her toes
>>341316253
>all huge tits
Why do they always do it?
>>341315845
How big is the area of effect?
>>341316228
weak b8
>>341304567
>>341304758
>>341315957
Why doesn't she have bones in her toes? Do footfags actually like this?
>tfw you win without a healer
>>341316573
decently sized. I dont have exact dimensions, but it is larger than the capture point in KOTH mode. There is a number in the middle of the screen that tells you how many teammates iit is affecting.
>>341315183
Mccree, Mercy, and Tracer
>>341316729
>>341298198
When no one picks healer I pick bastion or soldier 76
>>341316729
Most SFM "artists" have never seen a girl naked, let alone their bare feet. ColonelYobo is one of the worst.
>>341298198
>join match
>koth
>someone goes healer
>they suck shit at it
>starts talking trash all round to team
>lose round
>go lucio without saying anything
>they realize I'm on to their bullshit
>they start babbling excuses for shit heals
>try to race me for heals
>fail
>gold healing by end of round 1, took half the time the first round dide with enemy at 0%
>he's not talking anymore, switches to match me if he's not already Lucio
>win round by a lanslide
>still gold healing
>take my 5 commends and go
>set shitter to block, avoid, report for harassment
>this has happened verbatim 5 fucking times now
Why are healer mains so fucking worthless?
Get over yourselves, you deluded retards.
>>341316847
Is it any stronger the closer you are?
How many cute boys are in this thread?
And how many of you play Mercy?
Be honest
>>341304567
shit fetish
>>341317141
I don't believe so, but pressing E will temporarily up the healing rate.
>>341317150
I'm fat and play Soldier 76
>>341317362
If someone corners me should I just get the fuck out? Doesn't seem like his attack is all that high.
>>341315183
Mercy
Reinhardt
Zarya
>>341315183
Mercy
Rheinhardt
Tracer
>>341316435
>Why do they always do it?
Have we found out why cyborgs dream of electric sheep or not?
No?
Then we don't know.
Or artists are perverts. I don't fucking know, ask Jesus, or God.
OrYHVH
>>341317497
bump and run. He has decent damage but he is squishy.
Ideality don't get cornered. always be moving he has high mobility for a reason.
How do I play mercy without losing my masculinity?
>>341317081
>playing premades with a "Mercy main"
>guy is fucking awful
>complains constantly
>only pocket healing the Reinhardt as if he thinks it's some Medic+Heavy TF2 shit
>I'm playing Pharah
>wearing out my X key
>starts whining about Genji
>tell him to either switch to Lucio or just fucking look up at me and press shift
>he refuses to do either
>>341317753
>ask Jesus, or God.
are you an arian christian or something? I thought most schisms believed jesus = god
Someone buy my overwatch. The beta was fun but there's no way in hell I'm gonna drop 40 sheckles on a slightly better TF2
>>341316435
To be fairah, Pharah probably has pretty huge tits
That chestpiece is pretty goddamn big
Mercy just noticeably has a pretty big rack
Tracer's is obscured by all the shit she wears but seems to be decently endowed as well, but definitely not THAT big
>>341318061
Sent ;^)
>>341315957
i wanna succ!
>>341317954
You don't
It's long goneAnd when you've lost it, come talk to me, babe
>>341316228
That's actually a technique used for some reason
There's old texts and illustrations portraying that style
Why. I don't know, but they weren't exactly paragons of intelligence back in those days
>>341298198
me in the middle
>>341318186
I wasn't talking about pharah but mercy and tracer.
They have smallish tits.
>>341298198
>commend
>healer
is Overwatch a fucking MOBA/MMO?
>>341315183
>Zarya
>Will make you take care of body listed as a negative
You can really tell who made this
>>341316329
No bones
>>341315183
D.VA
Mercy
Widow
>>341318486
>Mercy
>smallish tits
Bruh
Probably the biggest visible rack in the game
>>341318053
Jesus is just a Login and God is a Toolkit.YHVHis a Demiurge Hybrid with a mix of man and some fucking disgusting elf.
>>341318189
thks bbz~ ;*
>>341318431
Wow, really? You're cute
>>341318360
A sword's grip is usually as heavy as the rest of the blade or at least near it's weight to balance the weapon.
If you put the biggest weight on top and swing it, it acts like a hammer with a built in slice-n-dice function on impact.
>>341318678
I'm working under the assumption that mercy is flat as a board and her boobs are just part of her outfits.
>>341318678
Called illusion.
Her armor or thicker than her body.
>DON'T WORRY MY FRIENDS, I AM YOUR SHIELD
>Group up with me!
>Group up with me!
>Group up with me!
>Group up with me!
>Reinhardt wants to attack the objective
>Reinhardt wants to attack the objective
>LET THE DRAGO- AUUGH
>>341319071
what is the "attack the objective" button?
Whenever I play Overwatch I just get fucking mad. Usually it's the beyond fucked up hook of Roadhog that works 50% of the time like it should. If it's not that it's McCree that can just waltz next to me when I'm playing reinhardt and melt my hp away with no risk involved. Did Blizzard literally just pick the most incompetent devs and make them all work on Overwatch?
>>341311212
That bow ruins it.
>>341318360
Oh, fuck you.
>>341318678
Might just be the armor. Her boobs in the demon costumes are a bit.... reduced.
>>341315183
Widowmaker, Mercy, Zenyatta.
Guys is it just me or D.va deals exactly 0 (ZERO) damage with her mech cannons?
>>341315183
Mercy
Reinhardt
Soldier 76 orD.Va
>Legendary drops for Pharah
>Decide to play her on a whim and try her out
>10 hours later
>Airshots
>Rescuing Mercy's from pitfalls
>Raining justic from the flanks
She is just so fun
Do Lucio's right and left click heal/speed people up?
>>341298198
I only commend healers/support, tanks and people with high amount of objective time. It should hopefully encourage them to keep doing a good job.
The rest of the pub trash can fuck off. You're literally worthless and not worth a commendation.
Porn artist here
what do I draw
>>341319820
Only flatties can be literal semen demons, we all know this
Her model had to be changed to be appropriate
>>341320351
No, it does damage, you slut.
>>341319347
but thats the button that moves my character
>>341303302
i gagged
>>341320351
who is this pillar pimpee?
>>341320445
Zarya
>>341320568
To the objective.
>>341320351
Lucio has a constant aura that heals or speeds up depending on which you have toggled
His left click is a 4 shot burst of a slow moving shot and right click is a very short range cone push back attack that does low damage
>>341298198
>>341300289
I appreciate that neither of these contain Zarya, because she is not a woman.
>>341320721
but i'm always on the objective.
i want to make my team join me.
>>341320898
Tell them to use W.
>>341318360
a sword/slashing weapon is useless against another knight in full armour, so you now wield the blade and use the hilt as a bashing weapon
>>341320975
but i'm a slow typer
>>341320445
MercyspottingZarya
>>341320765
Worth noting; For the right click, the closer you are to an enemy, the further you'll push them back
post more lickable overwatch soles
>>341320445
Symmetra
>>341308586
>Egyptian
>that brown
Even in Overwatch, Pharah's not that brown. The artist in >>341298198 is just shit
>>341320445
Roadhog
>Want one of my last 250 skins since I like them and fit better for the heroes
>Nice this white one for reaper looks good and make him less 12 years old
>Realize there is blood in his hands
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
I CANT TAKE THIS GUY SERIOUSLY
>>341321548
Thought you could escape the edge?
>>341321548
I don't think you're supposed to take him seriously, I thought he was a parody.
>>341315474
Don't know about that. Have been seeing some really good Zenyattas lately, never a support has ever been so scary to Roadhog as when he throws his purple ball on you.
the only reason i play healer is because everyone else is too fucking braindead to do it right.
>Mercy doesn't have her ulti up 24/7 (after this patch will be harder without the shield abuse so ill let it slide now)
>mercy doesn't rez a hero with ultimate ready because it's a solo res
>mercy won't switch to damage beam when target isn't full on HP
>lucio doesn't speed boost after his ultimate
>lucio randomly spams amp up healing when not needed
>lucio can't wallride
>lucio that doesn't harass the enemy team and stands there like a fucking 76 healing node.
>zenyatta
>playing a fucking omnic
>>341315183
Zarya
Torbjorn
Reinhardt
>>341321332
>disdain for groceries
>>341321740
Hey thereHow girly would you say you look?
>>341321332
Seconded
>>341321740
>tfw you heal really good
>not one commendation but your own
>>341318595
>>341315183
D.VA
Tracer
Mercy
>>341318486
I like how this has the three best girls hugging in front
Healer are uber betas
I'm already a loser in real life so why the fuck would I be someone's lap dog in games
>>341320445
Pharah
>>341322015
Not very...but I am a little submissive bitch
>>341298198
>people who think mercy is a good waifu
Source:superior F2P game thats in pre alpha right now
>>341315183
Zarya
Zenyatta
Tracer
>>341321740
this is just like my sissy hypnos
bimbo Mercy skin when
Why is this allowed ? Im the reinhart.
>yfw salty teammates don't commend you for getting PotG and being the only one on your team up for commend while winning the match just because they couldn't play half as well as a tank with 23 kills
>>341322487
Sometimes the team does not deserve my supporting. So I pick whatever I like and have fun.
When the team is competent I am willing to pick whatever is needed.
>>341300289
>that gif
Why can't we just kill every weeb on the planet? They obviously need to be slaughtered down to the very last.
>>341322807
>own team full of 50+
>opponents under 20
>opponents win
Everytime, I swear.
>>341322564I can work with that
>>341321945
>Mercy doesn't have her ulti up 24/7 (after this patch will be harder without the shield abuse so ill let it slide now)
What's the best way to have her constantly charged? Just take potshots from across the map?
>>341322231
>Heal shit 20%,30%
>Easy 5 commend
>Heal fucking perfect everywhere 45% or more and resurrections left and right
>0 to 2 commends
>>341315183
Mccree
Mei
Zarya
>Mccree is bro, Mei is sweet
>Zarya will get me fit
>Mccree and Zarya gets me laid
>Might be able to sleep with mei even though she isn't my favorite character aesthetically.
>Like it cold anyways
Basically I picked the oens who's negatives aren't really that negative.
>>341322851
I never commend teammates when we lose because they picked double Hanzo or Widowmaker.
>>341323132
>10%
It still goes up pretty fast. Especially when people keep shooting her tanks down.
>>341315183
How does a robot even get magical powers. It's a goddamn machine. Built by humans without magical powers, no less.
>tfw I always commend myself
>that feel when you see fan art or sfm porn of Tracer taking her chronal accelerator off
>>341323447
Why is that even possible?
>>341323260
I'm talking about winning in an extraordinary sort of manner. When the rest of the team is just awful and you solo the payload all the way to the goal laying waste to the enemy team as Zarya. Salty ingrates.
>>341322734
Whoops anon! It seems you've uploaded the wrong image, don't worry though, let me help you with that desu!
>>341323447
The only time I ever do something that gay is when I'm up to +4 and, commend time is almost up, and I didn't give my commend out yet.
>>341322916
>WE NEED A TANK OMG WE CANT PUSH
>2 snipers, 1 genji, 1 tracer and not precisely the good one
>I decide fuck it and go reaper
>Gold in 5 including heal because who picks support
You fuckers want me to be at the meat grinder while you do nothing but stroke your dicks thinking you will get PoTG for pressing q. Fuck that shit, Im all for help my team but if they want to suck I will enjoy myself before tell all of them to fuck off.
>>341319572
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>341323705
>implying
Sorry anon, not everyone wants their waifu to have chipmunk cheeks
>>341315183
Pharah
Reinhardt
Mercy
Mercy takes care of you, Reinhardt is best man, Pharah would be explorer buddy. Sounds good to me.
>>341315183
>Mei
I like it cold.
>D.Va
I'll game with her and become her boyfriend. Yes.
>Zarya
She'll motivate me to work out and help me with it.
>>341306606
Go to bed already, Reaper.
>>341323086
Oh gosh...
>>341318360
>>341316228
Ok so I know this is bait, haha you got me, but it's a perfectly viable technique depending on the situation. generally against an armored opponent(as in full plate). Holding the sword "backwards" puts a bit more weight towards the end of the weapon, making it hit with more force. Putting just one hand on the blade gives you greater point control to get into the gaps between individual plates. Remember that in real life you CAN NOT cut through plate armor.
>>341324780I mean maybe if you have an email address you could give me we could talk about this some more
>>341323015
levels dont matter
MESSAGE TO MODERATION : Time to make overwatch threads a bannable offense.
its litterally the undertale trash playing a different game.
>>341324327
Skye is top wiafu material tho, good shout. i'm waiting for the day I get her Chrome skin, because it's sweet.
In fairness I tried to play Ying once, had no idea what I was doing and ruined everything. Then went back to playing Evie and dicking people up. Good times
>>341324717
DIE!
>>341315183
Roadhog and Lucio sound like baller roommates
Can't decide past that though, Junkrat seems fun but the smell of singed hair 24/7 would bother me and I don't want him knocking walls down
I'll go with Bastion
>>341325914
sleep tight reap tight
>>341325914
sleep tight, reaper
>>341325725
the only thing that should be banned on /v/ are sony moviegames like uncharted and the new god of war reboot
>>341325914
HAHAH
IS A WEE OWL
>>341325914
>>341303302
>>341325914
Why does he look like one of the collectible dolls in D44M?
>>341325914
Reap tight, edger
>>341325338
M-maybe....[email protected]
>>341324709
Zarya would bully youand your dick.
>nobody supports
>play support to help team win
>get upset when people fuck up
Idk how sissy bois do it
>>341325725
it's literally just the same old flavor of the month shit. It'll pass, it always does. Then it'll be non-stop generals in /vg/.
>be Winston
>preparing for defense
>Bastion on our team sets up behind the pillar on the point, perfect range for incoming opponents
>set up shield infront of him moment before the round starts
>he fucking shifts and moves out of the shield
>>341326748
Oh boy! Zarya a def, then.
>>341302295
>nobody wants to play healer
>everyone bitches every match about needing a healer
>EVERYONE BUT ME SHOULD DO THE """"BITCH"""" WORK THAT IM ABOVE
>Healers don't deserve any respect or thanks
>especially if they work hard to keep me alive
k
>>341326552sent
>>341326926
The first point on Anubis is possibly my favorite map to play Winston on defense. You can jump over that wall to the side route to the raised pavilion and back again, it really fucks with people.
>>341322734
>>341323705
>>341324327
Those all look like shit desu senpaitachi
>>341322734
hello poorfags welcome to the premium thread
>>341315881
Stop using "literally" in the wrong context fuccboi.
You can play and win without a healer you should just never ever expect it.
>>341326851
You just get used to the idea that everyone in your team is retarded.
>>341298198
>I'm going crazy for undead cock!
What in the world did she mean by this?
>>341315183
>picking anything but McCree, D.Va, Zenyatta
I feel that would be pretty chill
Where do I aim my flashbang vs genji
>>341315183
Winston
Zarya
Widowmaker
The holy trinity.
>>341321343
fuck off
she's hot
>not liking delicious brown
disdain for plebs
>>341317150
I'm a cute boy and Iplay Lucio
>>341323780
Your post ironic, given that you pick reaper.
Anyone got that picture of Mercy giving Pharah a breast exam.
>>341327956
At his feet.
>>341303302
Beat me too it.THICC
>>341317150
I'm very cute and I play Mercy.And Reinhardt. Both because they're pure, righteous Aryans.
>>341304567
>>341304758
>tfw footfag
>tfw I'm lumped in with these retards
And that is why one should shamefully hide this fetish.
>>341327956
literally the ground
>>341326552This is exactly how me and myboyfriendmet 2 years ago, now we live together.
Ganbatte, anon.
/blog
I dont like how lucios get 5 votes for just pucking lucio, even if they do a shitty job.
I commend healers who use their ult well, lucios who know WHEN to press e, or people who just pay attention to health bars and constantly top off
lucios who stay on speed boost to fail those sick enviornment kills and die because they are frontlining can fuck right off
Dont just skate on the wall for ten minutes and assume no one can aim.
>>341328998Post email
>>341303302
I want to grope thicc mercy too
>>341321740
>Stealing POTG by pressing Q when you failed your team
>Don't even get any kills or assists, just the action is enough to be an asshole
fuck you and you faggot fucking healers
>"I'm such a heal-slut and I'm a cute boy"
no you're not you fucking vain, fat piece of shit
there's nothing wrong with playing Mercy but stop trying to force your identity crisis and insecurity onto a video game character to the point where it's fucking unbearable to play or have a Mercy on my team
fuck you
>>341329125
healers are needed and most people don't like playing them, i normally give them a vote for that alone and it makes tdm kids salty so thats just a bonus.
As somebody who likes playing healers/supports in all games you should NEVER commend healers in overwatch. Unless they manage to land kills AND keeping everybody alive. It's piss easy.
>OW models have been out for so long
>only one Mercy and Pharah SFM
pls
>>341303302
This would be some good porn if it wasn't so degenerate
>>341327679
Its a team game, i need to have faith in my team to succeed and get more exp.
>>341316253
>>341298198
I wanna fuck Tracer's footpussy and make her soles messy with my cum.
>>341323447
I do that too sometimes but it feels a bit like licking your own balls.
>>341330014
>not getting a mercy main to do that for you
>>341330271
beautiful
