>you wake up to find yourself in Majula
What's the first thing you do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9hoAyx3-0I
fuck the shit out of the firekeeper
Stay way from grunting noises
>>341265720
this 2bh
PET THE CAT
Guys, it's still my favorite soulsborne game, the one I sunk the most hours into, the one whose PVP got me most hooked, whose sheer scope still puzzles me to this day.
What a fucking masterpiece.
fuck the cat
>>341265720
d-do you think we could overpower her?
Grab the estus flask and then go hang out with suldan.
Then get naked and proceed to jump of the cliff and other increasingly painful suicides. If I'm gonna be immortal I'm gonna enjoy it. If death is my goal, then I'll never lose my purpose and never hollow.
Oh, and break into the mansion and read all the books.
Wonder why I couldn't be in one of the cool worlds.
Beginning looking around to see if I can spot the random floating lava castle.
Hang out with the Herald because there's literally no reason to fight for the throne.
3 way with the mineral slut and one of the bitches I kidnap from the volcano "totally not sen's forterss" tower
I'd probably give up and sit with my head in my hands somewhere.
>>341266391
Desert Sorceresses iirc
Knock the rock into the well and get that sweet Estus Shard
fuck the cat
>>341266391
imblying you could get that far
>>341266175
Confirmed for absolute abysmal taste. DaS2 is objectively the worst souls game
Go find Chloanne
>>341265457
>>341266761
Confirmed for worthless hivemind follower. DS2 had the objectively best pvp. (orb whiners should git gud or ng+)
>>341266309
she doesn't resist if you try to kill her
>>341267127
then she turns into nothingness and drops you a feather
>>341266246
Came here to say this. And the crow with the fine ass.
>>341267041
PVP has always been an afterthought in souls games, it's stale and bland in all of them. DaS2 had the worst actual game content
>>341266761
DaS2 has the best gameplay and PvP in a series where gameplay is the strongest point.
Kill everyone, eat their souls.
red iron twinblade
why did you not follow me to lothric?
>>341265457
Wish I was playing a different souls game.
Majula is the worst hub they made the characters are all stilted and you exhaust everything they have to say when you first meet them.
>>341267361
>DaS2 has the best gameplay
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Get the fuck out shitposter
>>341265720
The emerald herald is not a firekeeper. You just fucked old ladies.
Ask everyone if they can hear that depressing music too. Then go kill something.
>>341268230
>depressing
nigga, that shit is calm and soothing. it's the only place where you can feel safe and at peace.
>>341265720
I'm annoyed that my answer was "find a rock and sit on it" and not rape.
>>341268373
Still soaked with melancholy. It's my favorite hub music though. Just makes me feel odd and sort of sad. I imagine is what you would hear in purgatory.
Go to sleep and try to wake up in a better game
>>341268598
Silly anon, this is what you would hear in a purgatory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3CTxI_zbeU
Get raped to death by zombie piglets.
>>341267041
True, but covenants ruined the invasion experience. There is literally no motivation to invade other than having fun killing others
>>341268101
This. Did you even play the game, person who this responded to? Emerald herald is the one you want to fuck
>>341265457
Backtrack to get the stone ring, then get the great lance, I've already won the game by that point.
>>341267127
but dont you know? rape is far worse than murder.
>>341265457
Swim
>>341265457
Rape the shit out of the oracle.
