Watchdogs 2
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That looks fun, you can even stump the trump.
It looks kind of like Thief with modern Gadgets.
Anybody hyped?
>>341244853
No you can't stump the Trump
>>341244853
No. You're prt of the problem if you even consider getting hype for this game.
Ubisoft can not be trusted.
>remember watch dogs 1
>remember every shitty assassinscreed game
>>341244853
it looks like fucking shit and all they've shown was pure cringe that'll make me avoid this game forever
>>341244853
I hope every one of those characters gets lit up by 50 cop bullets.
>>341244853
>you can even stump the trump
Pretty sure that can't be done. Sad!
>>341244853
fuck this art style, Watch Dogs 1 art direction was shite and this seems even worst
WUZ
>>341244853
It's like an AI with the keyword 'tech' ran through every cringe thread and then designed and wrote the game.
>>341245326
PARCOURS N HACKERS
>>341245643
>>341245643
or they just copy & pasted the /tv/ show, that work with the topic like a bit Mr. Robot, a bit Person of Interest, a bit of Daftpunkt and American politics.
>>341244853
>trump
Too many niggers in my vidyas nowadays. Do not want.
Why would you want to stump the only Anti-War nominee?
>>341244853
Noooo, no no no no no no no. No.
I feel for Watch_Dogs 1.
I'm not falling again.
No way in fucking hell.
Nig nogs doing nigger things
Even watch dogs 1 didnt look this shit
serious question: why did they make a sequel
their first game was a complete disaster, what made them think a sequel was deserved
>>341246114
>canadian
every time
Jesus Christ, the character's personalities are as shitty and unlikable as their appearance.
the whole drone gadgets thing is actually a good gimmick for a hacking game, but not when I have to deal with these utter faggot characters where all their dialogue makes me want to cringe.
>>341246114
>anti violence activist
>gets shot
comedy gold
>the fucking studded mask guy LITERALLY has emoticons for facial expressions
They couldn't make me hate this game more if they tried. Is this game literally targeted at children?
>>341246114
>scat fetishist
WAIT THIS IS IN THE GAME
WHAT THE FUCK UBISOFT
>>341244853
This game makes me feel old as fuck. Just the character design alone screams "you're not our target audience anymore". Though now that I think about it, I guess I felt this way about a lot of the things that were shown during this E3.
Oh well, at least I'll always have my old man games and good memories.
>>341244853
>It looks kind of like Thief with modern Gadgets.
you're not paid enough for this
>>341246114
This is the best thing to come out of that game
>>341247119
I can't see kids thinking this shit is cool either though. The characters all seem like cringeworthy faggots who aren't likable or well written.
>>341244853
At least attempt to not make it look like a shill thread
>supposed to be fighting the establishment that is brainwashing the people
>trump is the bad guy and not hilary
why are the french so retarded
>>341244853
>It looks kind of like Thief with modern Gadgets
you're making me want to puke
>>341247119
You are not alone over there, bud.
I feel like old games bore me because I've played them too much and new games disgust me.
>that fucking dialogue
>that fucking emoticon mask
>those fucking clothes
>that fucking middle finger TV screen shit
What are they even trying to do?
>>341244853
Hopefully this starts the proper decline of meme culture.
Eventually the middle aged will start using the term "dank meme".
Memes have always been cancer, they used to be termed catchphrases.
>Don't have a cow, man.
>>341247638
A meme is not a catchphrase. It's just another word for an inside joke.
>>341247783
A joke has to be funny, or at least an attempt at humor.
A meme is just a piece of forced social programming.
Worst game of the Ubi conference, and that's saying a lot
>>341247930
Second worst. Fucking free world base jump skiing is the worst.
>>341244853
>It looks kind of like Thief
unironically kill yourself retard
AYY YOOOOO
HOL UP HOL UP
SO YOU BE SAYIN WE WUZ HAKAZ N SHIET?
*turns on rap music while committing the biggest hack in all of the history*
>>341248013
that game was one of the surprises of the show. It'll be great when it's 20 dollars, smash into shit with your friends while your guy screams.
looks like dumb fun.
I really have no fucking clue what the tone of WatchDogs 2 is supposed to be. Is it supposed to be serious? Are the characters supposed to be actually cool? Is it supposed to be silly and the characters are purposefully terrible tryhard faggots?
I don't get it.
>>341248013
That game looked fun as fuck.
Ghost Recon : Wildland was the worst one yet, literally The Division in the desert.
>>341248013
I'm not interested in that because I don't give a shit about sport games, but at least it has the potential to be an interesting game for its target audience. WD2 looks like utter trash from every perspective
The only thing I could imagine in the game was setting off a line of explosives and getting in gunfights while listening to A Tribe Called Quest, and I gotta tell you, that ain't half bad.
I always wanted a ridiculous Hackers game.
I hope Halcyon and Voodoo People will be in the soundtrack.
They managed to take a franchise I didn't give a single fuck for, and some how make me outright detest it.
>>341248085
There's already that Ski or Ski resort or whatever it's called on Steam, and it's 10 times better than this Ubishit clone.
>>341248706
But that didn't have wingsuit diving and insane physics and screaming and crunching sounds when you crash into shit.
![rap-battle-parody-o[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/ES6bcAa.gif "rap-battle-parody-o[1].gif")
it looks like this gif: the game
>>341248706
it a niu GENRE
>>341248486
With the handles Acid Burn and Crash Override.
So 90s.
I sort of liked how fucking stupid that dude with the emoticon helmet was. I'll definitely look if it's not shit after release.
>>341244853
We went from cringy overcoat to cringy hipster. This guys look like are about to talk about their blogs. And one is posting on his.
>>341244853
WELCOME TO CRINGE CITY
WHERE HACKERS ARE REBEL TEENAGERS AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL: NOT WHITE
IF THIS GAME SELLS BAD YOU ARE ALL FUCKING RACISTS AND NEED TO DIE
You get your own nigger statue if you order the collectors.
>>341244853I
>Mr.Robot for 14 year olds.
>Filled with nonsensical edgy shit
>Made by Ubishit
>Gameplay probably going to be extremely shallow
Who the fuck can be hyped about this game?
did you see all those white people in the gameplay? this game is so racist and unprogressive! there should be nothing but niggers.
>Skinny jeans hoody wearing white teenager #1
>Button wearing not-from-the-hood black guy
>Hijab hispter womyn
>Skinny jeans hoody wearing white teenager #2
>>341244853
It looks like a pile of hugely cringy shit.
>that fucking dialogue
I owe an apology to Life Is Strange, this is even worse and even more cringy.
>>341246114
>Blonde woman
>'Fen Chang'
>Muslim
>>341249582
She's a transmuslim, you cis scum!
You known, some of the missions of Watch_Dogs were actually fun. They were just hidden behind piles and piles of shitty missions that involved driving or getting away from the police. It had nice ideas like the deadmau5 guy and the serial killer, wich had sittier wndings than Ito's stories, where you would just kill a random npc and that was the end of it.
If they can make more of what what made Watch_Dogs fun and caitalize from it, like that missions where you gotta tell the fat guy where to move to escape a bunch of guards, improve the flow of the game sonthat everything doesn't feel so robotic and static, and write a dexent story, I might buy itpreowned for $15 at gamestop two months after release.
>>341244853
>cars dangling from cranes
Is there some epic reference I'm missing here? I thought they just were just hackers.
>>341250564
I think it's just to show that you can hack cranes now.
>>341244853
>nignog accused of crime he didn't commit
>steal, beat, kill peoples to prove he dindun
ubisoft pls
>>341244853
I took issue with the MC being incredibly friendly and likable but then gunning down lots of innocent civilians at the players choice.
Just doesn't really sit right with me.
>>341244853
>watchdogs 2
why
who did this
who thought this was a good idea
w h y
>>341250564
they hacked the crane firewall with a wifi bypasser found in the deep web
>>341246638
thats actually the only cool character
go fuck yourself
>>341251112
woah....
>>341244853
>Anybody hyped?
No, the characters are all unbearable.
>>341244853
>can't stump the Trump IRL
>resort to fiction
Reminds me of that CoD game where you actually kill Castro.
Spaz if you want to, aint no shame or judgement here spaz out
Should have gone full cyberpunk. Oh well, still going to play this. Let's hope they get the setting right in the third one, the hacking/driving seems to already be much better at least.
>>341244853
Holy hell its going to be Saints row all over again, isnt it?
>the antagonist (or one of) is literally Trump
Could they at least have been subtle about it?
>>341244853
>It looks kind of like Thief with modern Gadgets
>like Thief with modern Gadgets
that was insultingly stupid. why post on a video game board if you know nothing about games?
it doesnt even look like the thief REBOOT. and it sure as hell doesnt have anything in common with the original games.
>>341252425
gotta attract them "trump is racisss" normies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idA9BEA4Hxs
>>341247328
>>341247119
>>341247508
>>341246545
>>341245643
>Dude! What if we and those guys from those blogsites that we like were, like, totally parkouring and hacking to stop the government! Were cool, so kids will think were cool! I could totally do parkour if i wanted to, i just don't want to, so its not even that far from reality dude!
>>341245024
assassins creed isnt shitty, its mediocre. A shitty game is fallout4. Ubisoft makes games that you do one play through and your done. Try making your own opinions instead of copying what you see on /v/
>>341249582
your an idiot. Muslim is a religion and can be adopted by anyone... go blow your self up on top of a tree, faraway from people.
>>341254006
t. Mohammed Smith
>>341253790
Fallout 4 is on the exact same tier of shittiness as asscreed games. Both are mediocre games that are fun for a little while but feel way too much like their predecessors.
>>341251052
1st one made a bunch of money, people can't play GTAV forever and Saints Row 5 is nowhere to be seen seems like now is perfect time for Watch Dogs 2
