>let the girlboner wash over you
>i peed myself
>gratuitous cursing in a press conference
why is she so fucking gross
The worst part was where the flopped to the ground, spread her legs wide open and farted directly into the microphone.
>>341243842
>why is she so fucking gross
because she'sblack
I didn't get to see it, was it really that bad?
>>341243942
i want her to step on me
>>341243842
She is alpha and doesn't give a fuck what all the beta manlets think. Also black + woman + impro-theater/comedian.
>>341243842
Never went to the zoo? Monkeys are constantly throwing feces at eachother.
>>341243967
It was fine. She made reference to girlwood and called out the smelly NEETs who smelled like piss but other than that is was dull. Her forced swearing was kind of cringe worthy but it wasn't as bad as last year.
she was pretty good desu
DUDE MY VAGINA LMAO
>>341243842
because it gets you talking about itshill
>>341244245
>girlwood again
Does Ubisoft actually find this to be amusing or do they keep letting her do it to annoy people?
>>341244476
anything that generates buzz
She honestly wasn't as bad as she usually is. Am I the only one that thinks that she seemed kind of sad or at least less enthusiastic this year?
>that moment when she put herself down and called herself masculine
>>341243842
Sounds a lot like /v/ tbqh
>>341243842
Triggered that she called you out on your drinking game and bingo?
>>341243942
/thread
>>341244720
She even acknowledges how cringey she was the other presentations. Watching is becoming sad now
>>341244720
She's realizing that what she reads online after the presentations is correct.
>>341243842
>this whole thing
>this e3 in general
somebody fucking shoot me
>>341244720
She doesn't do it because she loves games, she does it because it's a gig. Bitch gotta eat, and her most recognizable role is voice acting.
Watch it again and notice her shift in demeanor when that guy directing AssCreed came out. She went into full "Haha please put me in your next movie I'll be your best friend" mode.
>girlwood
Can girls even get an erection? Fem anons help me out.
>>341245605
>he doesn't know
>>341245605
I won't have sex with a girl unless she is able to get a boner
>>341245605
I am a pre op trans and beautiful girl and I get erections and cum semen all the time
>>341243842
Just looking at this picture makes me cringe.
What the fuck were they thinking?
>>341245789
good for you!
>>341243842
She was unprofessional as fuck. I'd still death by snu snu.
>>341245919
>>341245605
No but their pussies get wet when they get turned on. It's the hottest shit in the world bruh trust me you should see it.
>>341243842
nigress thinks she's sexy. fucking disgusting. ubishit worst company
Her script is always terrible but she's still the most entertaining host. Sony did pretty good with the beaver host though since they kept it short and focused on showing games.
>>341245919
every tall girl that I dated, fucked horrible
But I don't care, they look so good
>>341246225
cool?
>>341243842
Because she's the cringe goddess
>>341244720
She just got divorced or is still in the process.
>>341243842
i hate her so god damn much. she's one of those people, who can say anything they want related to games and I always go like "I don't buy it. i don't buy your act"
>>341246357
Back the fuck off?
>>341243942
This.
Fucking uncouth niggers.
>>341246717
No?
>>341243842
My god she is so hot, I've fapped to her way too many times
This entire E3 has been a series of cringe inducing events presented by a cast of liberal hipsters showcasing rehashed garbage. Nothing new or fresh has come out of E3 this year, just more of the same old trash.
Her IMDB is the saddest thing I've read this week, and this week I read about 50 people dying in a hate crime.
>>341245789
>I am a pre op trans
Kill yourself, 5150
>>341247090
It's funny because they found out the shooter was actually gay
>>341246225
tall girls have loose vaginas. They don't feel nearly as good as shorter girls. Also, skinner girls tend to have looser vaginas for some reason. Fit and curvy short girls are god tier.
>>341243842
Her face was a poem after Trey and Matt left the stage.
>>341245919
Ugly feet, wouldn't lick.
>>341247642
I would suck her feet till they turned white. Maybe you are just a casual feet aficionado.
>she and her white husband of over 20 years split
>it was his decision
>she's still in love with him
ohh poor aisha ;_____;
>>341247960
Guess his coal burning phase came to an end. It happens to us all.
>>341247960
BLEACHED
>>341248152
white males don't coalburn, we conquer and civilize
only bitches and sluts can coalburn
>>341243842
Literally nigress dudebro bob saget.
>>341245605
Well, the clit gets erect and they get a lot more wet.
>>341248152
It's called oil drilling when a man does it you dipshit. Unless you're suggesting she has a dick.
I want her to pin me down and have her way with me
black women don't have to pretend to be dainty or reserved because they know they have white men wrapped around their fingers.
White guys can't resist the BBA, they're drawn to it like a bug to a light bulb
They know they probably shouldn't cause daddy'll get mad, but they literally cannot help themselves.
>>341248187
HOW CAN BLAKBOIS EVEN COMPETE?
*hugs Geordi Laforge before he leaves the stage*
>"and with that I say, make it so, number one!"
AISHIA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>>341247960
I guess the guy was finally tired of all the wild monkey sex and opened his eyes. I mean yes, having sloppy blowjobs, hardcore anal and being able to cum, piss and shit anywhere on her body is nice and all. But at the end of the day, nigresses are fucking horrible people and you want something more in life than sex.
I want to sniff her urine soaked panties and come inside her because she can't have kids.
#barrenwomb
>>341245605
Yeah, the clit gets very erect like a penis.
i am a cat with a bowtie and what the fuck is this
>>341248893
clits are just tiny penises you retard
>>341248371
But Aisha Tyler didn't RAPE AND KILL A GIRL IN 1990!
>>341245919
God she's fucking disgusting
>>341248983
Everyone starts out female anon, penises are just gigantic clits
>>341244720
Because she can't have babbys and got divorced recently
imagine if it was a dude talking about getting hard and jizzing himself
imagine the outrage from the dyed hair, fish mouthed dykes and their nu male servants
>>341249301
no, everyone starts out between the two.
your balls and shaft fused together to form the seam where your outer labia would otherwise be.
>>341243842
>She became a character on Criminal Minds
>Everytime I watch her act I can't help but remember what an annoying shit she is in these conventions
>>341249432
So a vulva is the same skin as ball skin? That's kinda nasty tbqh
>This whole thread
/v/ is especially crazy today. Then again, that's what happens when the board related event of the year fails to excite anyone.
Maybe publishers will start making more announcements at PAX.
>>341243842
because women have the right to be vulgar too!!
i don't know what wave of feminism it is but it's surely the worse
>>341243842
>why is she so fucking gross
>>341249976
It's a kids' competition to have the most coarse comment.
>>341243842
At this point UBIsoft is keeping her, cuz' it's far better than to admit that she is mistake.
Or they are afraid of backslash if they remove stronk black women.
>>341246919
don't get memes?
Why does Ubisoft keep bringing her back
Who actually likes her
>>341248938
>>341249976
I am a car made of dough and this is the decline of humanity.
>>341243842
Why must we pretend like people don't curse? Especially when the video games themselves curse a lot now.
I didn't watch Ubisoft. But II watched Sony's conference. No one notes how strange it is that they have a live orchestra playing classical music, all while the game characters are going "shit fuck fuck shit piss fuck shit".
>>341248529
Is there a name for when a white dude goes after a black dude?
Coal mining?
>>341243842
she repeatedly said she was masculine
>>341243842
>girlboner
did she (or somebody else at E3) really say that?
girlboner?
>>341244720
>that moment when she put herself down and called herself masculine
That's part of her regular shtick outside of E3. She can be pretty self deprecating at times. I don't think self deprecating humor works well with the younger audiences today. They don't seem to get it. Like, it simply flies over them.
>manlets bashing Aisha because they're not tall enough to kiss her
top fucking kek
>>341253219
At least she abandoned the whole "awkward pre-laugh pauses" thing when she noticed that her jokes weren't getting through
>>341243842
>>i peed myself
I can drink it if you want
>>341243842
They should get based Joel McHale to host.
>>341252921
There's natural cursing, and then there's just gratuitous because "lol", which she clearly said was the cause.
Did she suck the movie guy's dick afterwards?
DO THAT SHIT !
>>341243842
link?
>scot slags
Is there anything worse?
>>341243842
She's literally a 'gurl gamer'.
Shes' trying hard to be one of the guys.
>>341253932
She's Scottish?
There really are black Scotts?
>>341245541
She's on a daytime talk show every fucking day. Stop being a shut in and only watching Archer.
>>341243942
This, imagine if Mr. Caffeine tried to do that stuff. He'd be crucified.
she tries to hard to be funny but is just a dumb nigger
>>341243842
i wish my gf would pee on me
>>341243931
Did she really do that?
>>341254197
I meant to reply to >>341253364
Bit sloshed, sorry
>>341243842
>pissing herself on stage
that's pretty hot
>>341251413
*I lick her neck*
>>341249217
It's not like she's 20. She's 45 and looks damn good for a 45 year old
>>341254464
>gf
>>341255009
Especially a 45 year old black woman.
>>341255147
Blacks tend to look less aged than whites.
>>341254464
Ask her nicely
>>341248679
....did you just reverse the gender nouns and change BBC to BBA?
That was actually pretty clever. Except change daddy to mommy. I feel like our moms would care about us dating a black chick more than our dads.
>>341249594
>not hot
get out
>>341255351
They can also end up super prone to exploding and relying on wigs.
It's a crapshoot.
>>341243842
>she
>>341255351
God no.
Blacks take more sun because their skin can take it. And sun ages you like fuck. Whites and Blacks are all the same regarding aging, it's pure luck. Chinks are fucked though.
>>341255814
>And sun ages you like fuck
Shit, i'm gonna look beautiful when i'm 40
>>341255814
Black tend to look less aged, because their darker skin makes them better at taking the sun. You rarely hear of a black person sunburning. Even a light skin one won't sun burn easily. The sun doesn't affect black people the same.
>>341243842
>/v/ hates the one female that lends herself to their reverse cuck fantasy
>>341256543
I covered that. Yeah, it doesn't affect them the same, which is why blacks tend to expose themsevels more to the sun and use less suncream. And this is a terrible combination.
>>341257079
she's also funny hosting who's line is it anyway
>>341257176
Melanin is natural sunscreen.
>>341253190
>being this new
Female "nerds" are defined primarily by their jealousy of men.
Throughout their childhoods, they see boys being "gross" whilst they are told they must be polite and feminine.
But once they become adults men mature, whereas female "nerds" use their new-found freedom to act like 12 year old boys.
>comolaining about "cursing"
Take your puritan bullshit and shove up your skinny white lilly asshole choke on it shitdick i bet you are a homophobic
>>341257423
Yeah, so? You understand my point right?
>>341243842
Someone post pictures of her from every year she has done E3. Because I swear every single year her nose shrinks even more.
In a few years time she's not even going to have a nose.
>>341257647
Nnnnope. I might be misunderstanding, but it sounds like you're making the case that blacks and white age about the same, because white people get less sun, and black people get more sun. And that differences in skin, supposedly evens out the effect the sun has on the skin.
That doesn't make sense to me. Because I'm not convinced those factors are true.
>>341247642
You haven't even seen her toes or know what they smell like, I'm pretty sure you're just a casual.
I like Aisha but I feel like Ubisoft forces their presenters to do this stupid shit, everyone was cursing and doing the same cringeworthy crap.
That whole Blood Dragon bit was fucking terrible.
But it feels as if Aisha is trying her best to make the terrible content written for her go over well.
>>341257749
Better yet, show her from every E3 where they insist on putting the tiniest hobbit frog ubi could find next to her.
>>341258180
The whole Ubisoft presentation was just terrible.
Or did you forget about that 5 minutes song and dance bit at the beginning (man, I wish I could forget it).
>>341258180
What the fuck? When the hell did /v/ become a bunch of fucking PC fuckers? There is nothing wrong with saying fuck and shit
>>341258015
I'm from brazil anon. I know about them black habits and sun exposition protocols.
Point is, blacks are indeed less susceptible with the sun. BUT, because they think melanin makes them the Superman, they tend to stay more time up the beach, or pretend they don't need sunscream (which is bullshit, blacks get cancer and sunburns as well). In the long run, it takes it's toll and you have blacks aging like shit as well.
>>341257565
Hi, Aisha.
>>341258180
>That whole Blood Dragon bit was fucking terrible
wat, that was pure mememaster material
>>341258412
If you're too childish to understand why a professional presentation shouldn't have swearing every 5 minutes then you should get off /v/ and get a job.
Did you guys like the president of Finland?
>>341258372
>I wish I could forget it
Batteries on my alarm ran out, if only we could switch places
>>341258412
There's a difference between swearing because it feels like your natural vocab to do so and then your forced swearing like what Aisha Tyler or a 12 year old Family Guy lover does.
>>341258412
There is nothing wrong with swearing, but swearing just to try and seem cool and edgy is a different thing entirely.
>>341258412
apperantly if your at a professional showcase you cant dew this shit
>>341258651
I have a fucking job faggot but swearing shouldnt even be a thing humans shouldnt be afraid of words like this there is absolutely no fucking basis for why any of the so called "swear" words are considered worse than their alternatives that are not considered offensive even though they mean the same fucking thing
>>341254470
Yeah, it was fucked up, man. Especially when people started cheering.
>>341243842
ubisoft is somehow convinced that muh gamers are 12 year olds that want to hear fart jokes every 5 minutes
>>341259154
I meant a real job, not your minimum wage place at McDonalds.
You know, somewhere you need to keep up a semblance of professionalism and act maturely.
>>341254470
Of course, anon. Why would anyone on an anonymous internet board lie to you?
>>341244720
Maybe she's sad she can't have a kid. Or that she still has to do Archer
>>341259381
>>341259456
Why would she do that? There had to be a joke or point she was trying to make but I don't see it.
>>341258687
Dude is the very definition of cancer.
>>341253364
>if a guy did this to a woman, he'd be publicly denounced, death threats would be sent to him, and people would say he's worse than Hitler
>That live execution of Kanye
That was so fucking brutal holy fuck
>>341259425
>act maturely
>words scare him
>he somhow acts maturely
I get paid 15 dollars an hour to clean a small building 6 hours about 4 nights a week and then 12 on saturday nights why leave that for a "real" job
>>341259754
not really
I used to always bully short girls in high school and nothing happened. Short jokes are hilarious and always will be.
>>341255559
dear god my peniz
>>341260127
World's changed since whenever that was, my friend.
>>341244245
she made a joke about all the hate she gets and said some stuff that wasn't so bad, certainly more bearable than the other years
>>341260016
>I get paid 15 dollars an hour to clean a small building 6 hours about 4 nights a week and then 12 on saturday nights
lmao
Continue being socially retarded and enjoying your stagnant existence mate.
Maybe pick up an Ubisoft game while you're at it, they seem to appeal to you.
>>341259635
she didnt you idiot
>>341251761
AmericanCar.jpg
>>341243842
I thought she was fine. The rest of the Ubisoft conf on the other hand was a complete shit show.
The worst part about Ubi's conference is that it was more boring than anything else. I was expecting the insanity of the beginning to carry on through the entire conference, but then Aisha went "haha we get it, we're so le zany XD" and then everything became boring and lame due to self awareness.
>>341243842
Black women can get very "real", and get away with it anon.
They see the world from being last in line, so they can give little fucks about how they rub off on others.
>>341245605
Clitori can get so large and erect that some lesbians use it as a penis during sex
>>341243842
Is it ubiniggers?
>>341260465
What about any of that makes me socially retarded? Because i know a good deal when i have it i mean i get paid 15 an hour to vacuum sweep and mop and get plenty of time off my bills are paid and i still have plenty of money left over why would i give this up for a job where i make less to work more often?
Ubisoft always has awful hosts. Remember Mr.Caffeine?
DOODLY DOODLY DOO
>>341260778
He's just jealous of you, shit, so am I.
>>341260778
Seems you're also just plain stupid.
You're socially retarded because you don't understand why constantly swearing during a professional presentation is seen as unsightly and immature.
>>341260387
kek
>>341253364
>spice girl high heels
she's not tall
>>341243842
What if that was a man and he was saying:
>#boywood
>#peedmyself
>#fuuuuuuck!!!
>I wanna see Fastbender naked! :->
>>341251761
>american "muscle" car
>>341261008
No i dont understand why bwcause literally no one ever has justified why "shit" is considered more offencive than "feces" or why "cunt" is considered more offensive than "vagina" infact the only responces i have ever seen is " hurr just because"
>>341261508
Social convention. It's literally just the way language works. The explanation for it would be based on usage over time and their usual context, both inside the texts it appears in and outside - meaning the speaker and their social, economic and educational circumstances.
>>341254197
its fine stop trying this hard
>>341262071
So in other words people being afraid of words
I think we are done here
>>341261508
>>341262263
Have you ever had a friend?
>>341244720
She's just slowly realizing gaming is about as dead as her uterus tbqh
>>341262345
I have planty of freinds and they all agree with me on this point
>>341262771
>I have autism friends
>>341262956
>thinking for yourself instead of blindly following society is autistic now
I have no idea who that is, but I expected more cute pictures of her ITT
>>341263110
>knowing how to behave appropriately in social situations is autistic now
don't think ubisoft knows what their male audience is really like. I guess male gamers are only perceived as dude bro toilet humor epic meme man so she tries to act like that to appeal.
>>341262923
>>>/mlp/
>>341243842
LANAAAAAA
>>341244305
every woman comedian ever
>>341263285
>implying people dont "swear" all the time in social situations
I mean unless you hang out with hipsters or overly sensative cunts
Oh and i never once implied any behavior is autistic
>>341263723
Go swear in front of your boss/gf's parents/friend's kids, it's just a word bro
>>341243842
Never forget the maiden of piss
>>341247235
Seriously? Source?
>>341249594
skin is skin
>>341264062
My boss swears infront of me all the time my wifes parents would make a sailor blush and all my freinds kids are in highschool and hear worse than i could come up with every day
>>341264062
What people are you hanging out with lel
>>341264437
>all my freinds kids are in highschool
>>341264161
he was a regular at the club he shot up.
>>341264609
>his freindships only last a year or two
Either that or you are pretty young
>>341245605
She can if she has a feminine penis
>>341243842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAwWS-UqGiA
>>341255351
Have you actually seen a black person? They don't age nearly as fast as other races.
>>341243842
why are you so fucking racist?
>>341258581
>Brazil
Oh no wonder then, everyone except the ridiculously hot women age like shit and look like it.
>>341243842
Being black makes it ok.
Why has the spectacle of being one of the "edgy" companies at E3 not worn off yet? For years, the same companies have been dropping the same embarrassing, calculated fuck-words into their conferences. Who's still falling for this bullshit?
>>341245605
The hornier a girl is the more her sexual organs resemble a penis
>>341264808
>them legs
why are dancers so hot
>>341243842
I want to mount her and make her to submit to the power of big white cawk. After that I will breed her.
>>341267987
>breed
>>341266118
that's exactly what i said
>>341244720
>that moment when she put herself down and called herself masculine
as a fan of archer that shtick is old as fuck
>>341259487
Sterling. His first name is Sterling.
>>341269082
good joke, although everyone calls him archer most of the time despite the oldest archer is malory
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>>341266867
What about cows?
![[001603].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T6MteSu.jpg "[001603].jpg")
Daily reminder not to hate Aisha Tyler for taking a gig and reading a script. Hate the writers who make her perform this awful "just one of the guys" shtick year after year.
>>341260747
Hi Miko.
Aisha Tyler is the only thing I look forward to at E3 every year. Sure, she makes me cringe, but I don't watch E3 for announcements anymore.
Ubisoft is my favorite conference, everything else is just a nice garnish
>>341263673
I made a flowchart about this very subject the other day. I had it as 'Vaginas. Am I right, ladies?" which is still pretty much the same sentiment.
>>341260387
Can't handle the bantz.
>>341260517
but she did, you fucking moron
If you dont laugh at every single one of her jokes you are racist and sexist
>>341263673
>>341269918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeCSKygKOQE
Was it just me or did that Steep game seem comfy as fuck?i know it's SPORTS but it still seemed fun...
>>341262521
Anon please...
>>341257442
this makes sense
I don't normally like black girls, but Aisha is hot as fuck. I think she's gorgeous.
>>341271565
She is real hit or miss for me but she dares to do something different so I'll give any one of her specials a watch. Best female comedian hands down.
>>341272659
>>341272912
Stop
>>341273589
>ugly
>because black
Uh huh
>>341257442
>But once they become adults men mature, whereas female "nerds" use their new-found freedom to act like 12 year old boys.
No they don't. Nerdy guys go from obnoxious teen boys to whiny little girls, while nerdy girls go from whiny little girls to obnoxious teen boys.
>>341251761
I'd buy that if I was a rich switzer faggot
>>341243842
>she will never shit on your chest while talking about girlwood
feels bad tbfhf
>>341243842
I want to cuddle up with Aisha Tyler.
>>341274096
Too cool to read the images you judge? The worst kind of faggot
>>341243842
>implying you wouldn't fuck her
>>341254329
>don't be a shut in
>watch daytime tv
>>341243842
Is that the Coon?
>>341276161
You don't have to watch something to know it exists you fucking retard.
>>341260517
>>341271182
I'm conflicted
That joke about viewers most likely not having showered that day really hit me hard
>>341280109
Then shower you fat fuck
she is a slut
>>341243842
>nigger being an obnoxious unlovable cunt
Nothing new here.
>>341254470
Yes, I'll find the link
>>341280109
Bro I'm not even mad. Not everyone is a sweaty pig who needs to shower daily. Us NEETs who sit inside in AC all day have no need to shower regularly. Once every 3 to 4 days is plenty.
>>341282586
I shower every other day unless I do something like go to the gym. It wasn't needed and was just mean.
>>341282870
Gdamn man
>>341282870
Wooah wait there, is this the same woman, my diddly is going all tingly
>>341282870
>is a women
>slut
yeah and ?
>>341243842
>already a giantess
>ALWAYS wears high heels
For what possible reason? Is it getting over childhood traumas by embracing them or something?
