did you rike it?
IM CUMMING AND PISSING AND SHITTTING ALL AT THE SAME TIME CUM IN MY MOUTH KOJIMA SAMA
>>341177010
>Sparse applause.
No surprises there.
The walking dead looks pretty different
ILL KEEP CUMMING
>>341177010
MAD GENIUS
MGS HOMOS IN DENIAL BTFO
is this going to be a massive mindfuck
What the fuck even just happened
Kojima out of fucking nowhere with the mpreg Norman Reedass
>>341177010
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE
Looking forward to the PC Port.
What did he mean by that?
HE CONTINUES TO CuCK ALL OF YOU
>>341177010
wtf did I just watch
>>341177010
>games pushing agendas on gamers
nope.
MADMAN
Why do people still praise this overrated hack?
>cinematic trailer
nope
KOJIMA'S END OF EVANGELION CONFIRMED
What the fuck was that
>they got an engine and made a demo in <6 months
>Stranded on a beach
>Norman Reedus is a male
>Norman Reedus is pregnant with a child
>4 fucking ghosts floating in the air and then dissapearing
>Dead fuckign animals everywhere
wat
>Stranding
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>341178089
>>341178160
FUCKING MASTERPIECE
EVERYBODY GOT BLOW THE FUCK OUT
>>341177010
I expected Kojima to be batshit crazy and was not disappointed.
10/10 -ign
FIVE PSYCHO MANTIS'S
>>341177010
I don't even know what to think about that.
>IT'S CHAPTER 3 RETARDS BTFO
>>341177010
I cried.
I have never been so happy in my life.
If I died right now I wouldn't care.
DUDE OIL IS EVIL LMAO
the ending was spooky
STRANDING...
I liked that they included a tranny giving birth.
>>341178186
what agenda you retard
w-what just happened?
Was that a film student project, or a Kojima game?
>>341178186
game has a white male MC.
i'm ok with it.
NOT SO CRAZY NOW IS IT
fuck yes i did jokima must of watched the matrix recently
Yes yes yes yes
STRANDING ON THE EDGE
>Kojima is SJW
>>341177010
What the fuck did I just see???
It was basically an in engine music video with lots of subtle shit referring to the shit that went down with Konami
>>341177010
I haven't laughed that hard in a really long time.
>Out Stranding
Image you are the CEO of Konami and kojima brings this shit in after spending 100 millions bucks on tech and b list voice talent.
Think about it
That's one mighty fine ass we've seen
I swear if this whole "celebrity as playable character" becomes a fucking thing I'm going to murder Kojima
KOJIMA WON E3
How can I watch the trailer again
DUDE
OIL
LMAO
>>341178706
What?
>>341178368
>Dead animals with umbilical cords leading to a black sea
FUCK WHAT DID I MISS?
>>341178580
Anti-Oil
That is why he's the best developer ever
>>341178186
This.
Gmaes should stop having white males.
>>341178729
What Silent Hills should have been.
They just changed the Town, no Konami can sue them.
>>341177010
im at work right now, what actually happened?
>>341178891
you know it's going to happen
it's the next step of normie invasion
>>341179035
Kojima is making his favorite movie into a game
>>341177010
the only interesting part is how reedus had his navel removed
inb4 the baby is like in junion with schwarzenegger
probably would be worth a play through on youtube
>Yoji Shinkawa CONFIRMED
>Yoji Shinkawa CONFIRMED
>Yoji Shinkawa CONFIRMED
>Yoji Shinkawa CONFIRMED
>>341178368
It was 5 ghosts, actually.
>>341177010
>Massive cheering when Kojambles strolls out.
>Abortion of a trailer plays chock-full of patented Kojinko hijinks and hamfisted symbolism.
>Nobody giving a single fuck enough to even bother clapping afterwards.
>Random Spiderman game comes in out of nowhere and gets the audience into a frenzy.
Has there ever been a bigger hack?
>>341179035
Kojima, announced Chapter 3 exclusive for PS4 and Ouya.
>>341178580
did you not see the oil and dead fish you fuckling dipshit
>>341179227
Legendary god miracles from the best
>>341179227
The evangelion of video games
QUICKLY POST YFW KOJIMAS NEW TRAILER
>>341178368
It's fucking Kojima
>>341179227
crazy kojima shit with 5 psycho mantis dudes and that guy that looks like a weird keifer sutherland
>>341179562
Is it still going to be a horror game like PT?
>>341179562
Is there a link to it?
![[Visible confusion].png](https://i.imgur.com/oMV6QxD.png "[Visible confusion].png")
>>341179562
is that spic not in it?
I don't have a clue about what is going on.
Norman Reedus is Kos or some say Kosm?
I SAW NORMAN REEDUS HOLDING A NORMAN FETUS
10/10
>>341179298
>>341179368
>Junior Schwarzenegger mind
>>341179579
hahaha what? like he showed a trailer with that shit happening?
>>341179562
>>341179562
>>341179562
Song was cool but I still know shit about the game
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!! OIL!!!!!!! HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>341179562
>>341179562
>>341179562
>>341179562
>>341178751
The guy represents Kojima, the baby is MGS, the ghosts are the games he developed for them. The dead fish and animals and shit are the aftermath of his LOSS.jpg
>>341179562
>>341179784
https://youtu.be/VbjHw3MSkms
>>341179035
evangelion
>>341179562
>>341178368
Don't forget his cross shaped c-section scar.
>>341179562
So is Kojima's game like reverse Xenogears or something?
Why does Kojima suck Sonys cock so much? Fucking hell Im not buying a ps4 just for his autistic "lulsodeep" bullshit.
>>341178186
I'd rather have that kind of agenda than "Nigger hacker kills Not Trump" like in Western shit games.
Hahahahaha what the fuck?
>>341179910
it was dead crabs on a beach and a nakad guy with a weird baby thing that he picks up and cradles then it disapears and then the babys handprints appear on him in oil and then you see lots of dead sealife on beach and he stands up and there are 5 psycho mantis floating in the sky and then the title is revealed Death Stranding
THE.
ABSOLUTE.
MAD.
MAN.
HOLY FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK
>>341179562
>>341179562
>>341179562
>>341179562
>All these fake Kojima fans
The game is an adaption and extension of Project Itoh. Look it up, Kojima is a huge fan of it.
>>341180302
sony literally invested in Kojima's company after he got fired
>>341178437
BRO IT'S STILL A RUSE TRUST ME
>>341177010
naw hes still as overrated as always
>>341179562
>>341180185
You have my attention
>>341179562
>naked norman
oh shit it's PT
>naked norman with umbilican with a baby
o...k?
>baby becomes oil ghost
....
>black oil everywhere, dead sealife everywhere
wait is this still about a father who murdered his family?
>5 humanoids on the sky and reedus buttwhat did he mean by this?
>>341179562
>>341179562
How many times did Kojima's name appear in that trailer? I counted 4.
Now he's finally free and doesn't have Konami suits holding him back, Kojima has gone completely mad.
You thought MGS2 was bad, prepare for the most post modern, homerotic game ever.
>>341180273
[kojipro]End.Of.Evangelion.2.E3.trailer.ruse[1080p][60fps][PS4Exclusive].mkv
literally it
>>341179562
>>341179562
>dude the enviroment lmao
Is this guy mentally 12?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cetacean_stranding
Its directly connected to this.
LITERALLY CHANTING "SONY WON"
>>341180545
>t is this still about a father who murdered his family?
You didn't even play PT or you're a retard.
>naked man
hasnt lost his touch
>>341177010
No, fuck you, you nip. I will never forgive you for MGS V.
link? i missed it
>>341180867
I thought they were saying Kojima.
>tfw watched the trailer 5 times already
>>341179562
Pure fucking nonsense
He walks faster than the floor beneath him, MADMAN
>>341179107
>>341179482
Did the nuclear non-proliferation message in MGS piss you off too?
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING RETARDED
THE BABY SYMBOLIZES THE SHITCANNED SILENT HILL FORCIBLY TAKEN FROM REEDUS AND KOJIMBO
THE PILE OF FISH SHOWS THAT NUTRITION STILL EXIST, WE MUST CONTINUE FORWARD
THOUGH THE BABY SEEMS LOST IT ACTUALLY TAKES US TO WHAT WE NEED TO BE SEEING
DID
YOU
R I K E I T
I
K
E
I
T
It's really impressive that that orchestra was able to play that Indie song.
>>341181019
https://youtu.be/VbjHw3MSkms
It's literally undeniable. Sony won.
Fucking Kojima
>>341177010
no actually
http://www.strawpoll.me/10479793/
>YFW KOJIMA WILL BE THE FIRST MAN TO CREATE KINO IN VIDEO GAMES
where the fuck is my parappa
>>341179562
literally what did he mean by this: the trailer
GREAT GAMEPLAY KOJIMA KUN
>>341179107
>>341179482
Its an agenda to not want animals to die from oil?
but he told geoff he hasn't even picked a game engine yet?
Kojima made this game just to see Norman Reedus naked didn't he?
>>341178368
>5 ghosts
>silent hills was going to be the fifth silent hill game
>>341179562
>Hideo "Hasnt made a good game in a decade" Kojima
>Hideo "Blew 80 million dollars blowing his load on some dutch horseface" Kojima
>Literally said that his game will be like Uncharted
>>341177010
Animations in trailer were really stiff and seemed to be missing frames. The gameplay was also missing.
Developer catering to his own ego never works out. Kojima hasn't made a good game in more than a decade and it's doubtful how much of MGS 1-3 was his idea.
The only thing I like is that it's a new IP.
BASED
A
S
E
D
THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME EVER
chapter...threee....
>>341177010
WHAT THE FUCK
>>341181340
what's kino?
>>341179562
>>341178186
>themes are agendas
Fucking retard
What is this game's genre going to be?
What was in the sky in the end?
Kojima just love his floating men
>>341178649
Maybe it's a deep sea suit. Norman Reedus cleaning up an oil spil. Is Kojima gonna give us the deep sea game we always wanted?
>>341180389
>>341180185
damn, thats one crazy asian nigga
>>341179562
I have no reaction image to convey what I have watched
I don't get it...
Kojima was interviewed by the dorito pope earlier today and he said that his company had not even decided on a game engine yet.
Yet for this presentation, he specifically said that the video we saw was being rendered in real time.
So clearly Kojimbo has been lying to us
I rike it
>>341178186
>complaining about Kojima games being political
Where the fuck have you been?
The Game
>>341179562
This and The Last Guardian are the only two interesting titles shown at any of the press conferences.
>>341181496
It hasn't been even a year since he left Konami. The game won't even be release until 2018 and that is the earliest estimate. They just wanted to show it.
KOJIMA JUST KEEPS COMING
>>341181772
KOJIMA
>>341179029
Fuck off weeb with your shit robots
>>341179562
>>341181340
but when will he make a yuri waifu sex videokino like his buddy Refn just did?
>>341179562
>>341179562
>>341181820
>Kojima just love his men
Fixd
>oil is the new nukes
http://www.polygon.com/2015/12/16/10288004/kojima-productions-ps4-timed-exclusive-pc-release
>>341177010
If you mean did I enjoy watching a naked middle-aged man fumble around on the Gulf Coast during the BP Oil Spill, then NO.
No I did not rike it.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
>>341177010
I fucking riked it kojimbo
You rused us all
You played me like a damn fiddle
Literally nothing.
>>341179562
>trusting Kojima after MGSV
Gullible fucking sheep.
>>341177010
>tfw no DMC5
>no gameplay
>yet another Kojima movie
Who fucking cares? MGSV was the first time the hack ever put gameplay over narrative. Why do you let him get away with cutscene after cutscene? Why do you hate gameplay?
>>341181737
>>341181942
>>341178580
>its ok when kojima does it
kill yourselfs
>>341179029
This trailer was better than The Holy Mountain
that was some evangelion tier shit
I love it
So, did anyone notice how there were two writers listed in the credits? Kojima and Nojima
>>341178368
Its all an alegory for how konami took metal gear from kojima.
>guy is with a baby
>hugging baby and crying aka metal gear
>suddenly it disapears
>hes shocked that its gone
>stares up at higher power aka konami
>they leave, leaving him alone stranded, and without his child he birthed. AKA METAL GEAR
>>341178186
>>341178580
the raping invisible babies agenda
SOMEONE POST THE YOUTUBE LINK SO YOU CAN GET LOTS OF FREE (YOU)'s
>>341178382
>over rated actor from over rated tv show
>cp
>no gameplay
.........
>FUCKING MASTERPIECE
no
>Invisible baby
>Naked crying Norman Reedus
>Dead fish everywhere
I don't know what to think. Fucking stupid as fuck name.
No. Kojima is a faggot and I will not be rused by him after what he did with MGS5, with it being an incomplete game with no ending and very few actual bases to infiltrate.
>>341179562
>>341179562
>>341182305
epic
THE PANELS WEREN'T LIGHTING UP FAST ENOUGH. SLOW DOWN KOJIMA SAN YOU'RE COMING IN HOT
what the fug was that kojima
>>341182019
B-but anon...
Kojima is merely a man
>>341179562
>>341181772
It's silent hills
>In a tweet from Guillermo del Toro, he revealed that horror manga artist Junji Ito would also have been involved with the project.
>>341180771
>>341178186
>durrrr games aren't allowed to have social/political messages why can't it be shallow and borringgg
Grow up.
>>341182363
but where's the gameplay?
>>341182094
Sauce?
>>341181980
Kek. Literally nothing about the Last Guardian is interesting except it's made by that one company that made that one good game 15 years ago.
Kojima is just remaking Junior in vidya form, hopefully The Governator and Devito appears as cameos.
>>341182363
this is what I deciphered as well
>>341181924
....
He always lies.
>>341177010
why do people like this hack?
EVERYBODY GOT RUSED
KOJIGOD DOES IT AGAIN
>>341179562
usb dog tags?
>>341179562
Why is Kojimbo so weird?
>>341177010
BASED
He literally made the fairly underwhelming E3
>>341182305
Does what? Games that portray themes? Are you legit retarded?
>>341182305
WHAT
AGENDA
>>341182560
3DEEP5YOU
>>341182610
eww
>>341182431
>No. Kojima is a faggot and I will not be rused by him after what he did with MGS5, with it being an incomplete game with no ending and very few actual bases to infiltrate.
but what if you're still being rused by MGSV?
Notice all of the dead whales? Remember how Ground Zeroes was originally advertised as a game by Moby Dick studios?
What makes you so sure this isn't MGS?
>>341179298
whats his favorite movie?
>>341179562
>>341181428
(1) that doesn't mean they can't be planning/writing the story
(2) a prerendered cutscene wouldn't be in the game's engine anyway
>>341179562
HE'S LITERALLY BEEN RUSING EVERYONE FOR MONTHS
HAVEN'T EVEN PICKED AN ENGINE HE SAID
HAS IT ALREADY BEGUN I'M NOT READY
>>341180185
>>That audible "What the fuck?"
>>341177010
I LOVE YOU, KOJIMA
>>341182615
>Grow up
>posts an anime beloved by literal 14 year olds who think anime is deep
lmao
Another shit movie interactive with little gameplay maybe, unlike heavy rain detroit Good job.
so what will be our new excuse when kojima makes yet another shit game
>>341178837
I'd be feeling pretty proud of myself for getting rid of such a self-important resource guzzling jackass.
This will be the last nail on this gook's coffin
I can't wait
this video game looks really fun, lots of gameplay and things to do
>>341179562
IT ALL COMES
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
KOJIMA THE GOD
KOJIMA THE RUSE GOD
EVERYBODY BOW DOWN
How much lsd do you think those gooks were on to come up with this shit?
>>341179562
>>341182752
>tfw look down and no norman dick
BASED KOJIMA
>>341179562
>>341183091
>lmao
Isn't it past your bedtime?
>mfw Kojammie is just the japanese David Cage
>>341177010
It looks like it's keeping some of the creepy of silent hills, and Norman Reedius means it's probably going to be more character based than an outright action game, but until we actually get gameplay and/or straight comment from Kojima it's impossible to really judge.
>>341179107
>oil spills are good
>>341179227
50 faggots got shot in orlando
>>341179562
So having a quote from William Blake to kick the cinematic off and then having an infant on a cord symbolizes the need of video games to grow up and tear away from shoehorning themes from superior art forms in what should be simple interactive fun? Surely Ko-
oh.
