Sony about to BTFO Xbots more than M$ did with:
>Windows 10
FIRST!!!!!
>Infamous 3
>God of War 4
>The Last of Us 2
I can dream, can't I?
About to lose his job Tortilla is here
Whose the semen demon on DoritoDew stream?
first for succ
>>341157847
Geoff Keighley
>>341157847
Barbara Dunklemen(?)
Nobody told me if they grabbed the code or not, so fuck everyone.
Here's a code to Psychonauts on Steam. It may or may not work. If it DOES work and you get, let me know, please!
M0YEH-Q4T2Q-W4CG_
Last character: E
Hello?
>>341158131
Wow oops it ain't even Barbera.
>>341158131
Not the buttery one
Reminder that Sony will only have cinematic shit experiences as well as FFXV which is hyper trash and FF should just die already
I'm seriously zero hyped for anything Sony, they haven't done anything good since Bloodborne
what stream we watching?
what link do you listen to this?
ABAP
SONY ALWAYS WINS, YOU CANT BEAT SONY
>>341158532
https://gaming.youtube.com/channel/UCrNBxHA_SavRrD-PrEek2AQ?v=Jjoq7snv24I
>>341158250
yep, I just got it
surprised no one else jumped on it since I had to wait for steam to open and everything
thanks senpai
What do you want to see and what do you not want to see?
Want:
Kojimbo's Magic Ruze Cruze
Do not want:
RDR 3
holy shit that's a nice stage
excited af tebh lads
>>341157432
getting ready for the vr shit show
what
>>341158520
dorito pope
PREPARE YOUR ANUS FOR SONYDOMINATION
or huge disappointment. Probably that.
>>341157432
Can someone explain the whole *Also on Pc being fine for Microsoft to do but if Sony does it they're cucks.
>>341157432
>fuck up loading the trailer twice
IT'S OVER SONY WON GUYS!
Did we just get a bump at e3?
lol what
>>341158454
Even then it would be better than the rest of this E3.
>>341158721
Congrats, then!
They're actually running on time.
Look at the stage, FF6 remake confirmed.
Is that a fucking orchestra?
>>341158520
Dewritos.
WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?
IT'S HAPPENING
You don't present from a stage like that unless you already know just how hugely you've crushed your competition. SONY DOMINATION 2016 HAPPENING
WIMP LO CONFIRMED FOR MORTAL KOMBAT
That's a big hall
Direct links to Playstation streams??
>>341158454
>>341158454
You are a sad person
>>341157432
a fucking orchestra? goddam it sony, you don't have to be such try hards, nintendo isn't even showing up this year. get on with it
Kickstarter to buy the rights to Crash Bandicoot
IT'S BLOODBORNE 2
>this fucking intro
ALRAEDY BLOWING XBONE OUT
How the fuck did Sony win already? How do they do it.
THE SONG OF THE APOCALYPSE
IT'S HAPPENING
Sony already the classiest of the bunch.
damn, sony is not fucking around
>>341159175
got you covered senpai.
google.com
>>341159124
or unless you have the money to present on a stage like that
WHAT IS THIS
VIDEO GAMES!
is Sony taking over the world? What the fuck is this?
Dat stage
>>341158520
jewtube
Lot of not video games so far.
>>341159159
4 us
>God of War shit
>live orchestra
IT'S OVER XBOX IS FINISHED
Destiny?
FFS DROPPED
>Sony summons Satan for their E3 conference
>>341159175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
>This music
I can't find my fedora, can someone lend me theirs?
God of war
are they summoning satan?
>>341159224
Evil as fuck
This is one hell of a 180 in comparison to the Ubisoft intro.
Sony fucking going all out
I can feel the edge
>>341159449
Kind of sounds like it
Sony has less games and more media shit, they're already wasting time with music performances lmfao
Its nice but where's the video games
GIANT
ENEMY
CRAB
Skyrim 2?
SONY ARE THE BAD GUYS.
THIS IS CLEARLY BAD GUY MUSIC
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Nice opening.
bloodborne 2
>>341159428
It is the sony conference.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
this is Nintendo level shit right here!
Why the fuck is Sony trying to summon Satan
RED DEAD REDEMPTION PLS
Is Sony summoning a big guy?
where da vidya at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwofRzkROo4
>viking GoW
IT'S HABBENING
>those guys with the count on the tablet
How do I kept basic rhythm?
>>341159428
>>341159537
I dunno anons, I'm really enjoying it so far. It's obvious that a lot of people are having a lot of fun, and I certainly am.
Try to just enjoy it, yeah?
>Sony marching into battle
>With a full orchestra backing them
RIP everyone else
>sony wins
IT'S NOT FAIR
someone post the picture of the conductor dude at teh start
GOW?
who /4am/ here?
>that choir that sounds like 3 guys trying to sing below their range
>this shitty generic music
GRUNTING
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
Wh-whats going on!!
SONY ABOUT TO SUMMON THE DEMON
This is stupid
What the fuck
>No vidya games
Its Sony alright
This shit is offensive as a Christian
>>341157432
The fuck is happening
I don't get it, where are the gay dancing animals?
[VISCERAL BREATHING INTO MIC]
What's your dream announcement? Mine's Bloodborne 2.
HOLY SHIT IM LAUGHING SO HARD
LMAO
what the fuck
CUTE NOISE EFFECT GRILL
>sex noises
What the shit is going on what's this ooga booga music
LMAO THIS WOMANS VOICE
AHAHAHA what the fuck
lewd
I hope we get more news on Tekken 7.
>this bitch making weird noises
I'm aroused
What is this gay shit
>Sony drones will defend this
I wanted to see games and I got white people beat boxing
what is this bitch doing
>>341159780
more like wasting everyones fucking time unless they're announcing some sort of patapon game
So... where the video games at
Alright this is pretty hype, but what the fuck is it?
YEA BUT WHAT'S THE GAME
>tfw Sony already won
What is this lady doing?
>>341159771
By this point of the MS conference there was already gameplay.
Not enough asian women playing violins
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
dat beatbox wtf lmao
WHAT IS E V E N GOING ON
Honestly the best part of E3 so far for me.
WHAT A QT PIE
>The bitch on the giant drum
White Bjork just ruined everything.
this is really awful
WHAT IS HAPPENING
fucking sony never fails to be cringe as fuck.
>this blonde lady
i'm not sure if i should be aroused or disgusted
This vocal shit is hella avant garde
now we E3'ing
Cringier than last year PC's opening.
>dat woman making choking sounds
>beatboxing
What the fuck
Ok we get it, start already
After this music, Sony announces no games
What the fuck is going on
As a former orchestra performers this is pretty cool.
Except for that girl and her levels, what the fuck?
My wife's boyfriend is saying God of War is first announcement
>>341159693
>Nintendrone alert
Those niggas better watch out, those demons are about to come out
This Parappa the Rapper opening is very aesthetic
I don't know what I just heard
But I loved it
What the fuck am I watching? Sony's got their heads too far up their own ass.
Prepare to pray to satan
HOLY SHIT THAT BLONDE WOMAN
>Sony literally doing a prayer circle to pray for more games
Doesnt work like that Sonycucks
HOLY SHIT SONY ARE SUMMONING CRASH BACK THROUGH THIS NECROMANCY RITUAL
GLORIOUS
THIS IS HOW SONY WINS
/v/ SHOWING THEIR TRUE PLEB COLORS AS USUAL
BOI
THIS BETTER BE A REVEAL FOR SOMETHING
THANK YOU SATAN
Why E3? Why do you have to be like this every fucking year?
This has to be some kind of God of War Nordic edition hype
This sounded amazing at first
But it's dragging on now
How long is it going to go on?
Get hyped lads this is ebin
>And now we bring you the world premiere trailer of Playstation Allstars 2
>>341160160
Dying
Meanwhile in the Sony employee lounge:
>HERE'S INFINITE WARFARE TRAILER GUYS
>OH FUCK IT'S NOT WORKING LET'S TRY AGAIN
>cuts off in the beginning
>OH FUCK OH FUCK GET THE BAND TO STALL WHILE WE FIX THIS
WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMES
my dick has never been harder
>>341159972
Bloodborne 2 would be shit and ruin Bloodborne 1
From stopped making decent sequels a long time ago
I hope they make a new Bloodborne DLC but it's not very plausible unfortunately
This is not video games.
Is it for Deep Down?
twitchDOTtv/playstation
is ahead of youtube
it's the new kojima game
WHERE ARE THE GAMES THOUGH
ARE SONY EVIL?
RAISE THE CURTAIN
WHAT'S BEHIND THE CURTAIN
IS IT VIDEO GAMES
>>341160295Why not both?
epic, simply epic :)
>5 minutes
>No games
MICROSOFT WINS
>>341159828
THIS IS SO FUCKING WEIRD
Sounds like the Agents of Shield theme
>vidya music
m'lady
>>341159905
I'm more tempted to say they're just badly miked and the overall mix is shit; from what I can hear of the bass he sounds okay.
okay, time to see where they were going with this.
>>341160450
>>341159693
I'm having flashbacks to that Zelda announcement.
That... wasn't even a game. That was just nothing.
new crash bandicoot themetune
>ANONS DONT KNOW WHAT BEATBOXING IS
>we don't have enough material to fill the running time sir, what should we do?
>just hire an orchestra, the gamers don't need to see gameplay
>cool an orchestra
>this awful music that somebody surely things is EPIIIIIIIIICCC
>woman on drum with mic
>takes forever
ROAR
MAH BOY
>SONY SONY SONY SONY SONY SONY
Fuck you neck beard haters
That throat singing was legit
That's why you eat hot pockets
>>341157432
>Ubisoft intro
>literally gay liberals acting gay
>Sony intro
>godlike symphonic performance
SONY ALREADY WON
that was some fucky shit boys
#HYPE
>>341160450
nice
SKYRIM
and............. its nothing.
OH MY FUCKING GOD, ONE OF THE VIOLINISTS WAS WEARING BEATS BY DRE
BEATS
BY
DRE
W-what was that?
Wow, it's fucking NOTHING
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Is that conductor actually conducting? He seems to be flailing his arms around without any meter and I think I saw him watching a screen with a metronome
GOD OF WAR
>>341160472
>OLD KRATOS
>OLD KRATOS
>OLD KRATOS
>OLD KRATOS
Amazing opening
>people like God of War
FUCKING GOD OF WAR HOLY SHIT
>VIKING GOD OF WAR
SHEEEEEEIT
Why is there Facecam.
THAT FUCKING POP FROM THE CROWD
OH GOD
OLD
MAN
KRATOS
Fuck sakes God of War
HAPENIN
MY SONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>not being hyped for son of war
>>341160479
Dude.
>>341160394
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT
>GOD OF WAR
SONY ALREADY WINS
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
GOD OF THE LAST OF US!
Never really cared for GoW.
What is going on with these unnecessary camera angles on the right
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
KRATOS IS GREEK, THIS IS NOT FUCKING GREECE WHAT THE FUCK
KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS
PUNISHED KRATOS
>>341160783
yeah but it's not games
>Everything needs a child companion now
truely a cinematic experience, woah...
IT'S FUCKING OVER GUISE.
>God of Bore
>KNOWLEDGE GAINED
WOWWWWWWW GOOOSEBUMPSSA
>Tfw could tell it was Kratos from the way he said boy
Lel
Why is Kratos a Nord now
boi sony already won
