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2016-06-14 00:36:27 Post No. 341154904
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2016-06-14 00:36:27
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>E3 2016 Sony Press conference
>"And now we would like to show you something that you all have been waiting for."
>Lights begin to dim
>The large screen lights up showing a thick jungle
>The Crash Bandicoot theme (Crash Bash variant) starts playing
>A man in a Crash costume (same one from the old commercials) comes running on stage and begins to twirl around to mimic Crash's iconic spin
>Spins too fast and trips over and falls onto a crate that was set out before hand on the stage
>Peaches (Wumpa Fruit) spill out of the crate and fly into the crowd
>Everyone cheers
>Man in a Doctor Neo Cortex suit wobbles onto the stage
>The two of them engage in an epic battle, flailing their arms back in forth as if they were punching each other
>Cortex gets pushed too hard and falls back onto the Twitch's livestream camera
>The camera causes an electrical explosion, knocking out not only the Twitch stream, but the entire website itself
>Taken back from the explosion, the man in the Crash suit falls backward into the support poles that hold the television screens and lights, causing them to hit the floor creating a shower of sparks and glass that fly out into the crowd
>The Crash suit then catches on fire and the man begins to run around in circles, muffled screams for help can be heard
>He trips and lands right on his face, the flames continue to spread across the suit
>The man in the Cortex suit attempts to help but steps on a peach and slips off stage, falling onto a paid-to-scream girl/journalist, killing her instantly
>Crash still lays on the middle of the show's floor now completely engulfed in flames
>Crowd is orgasmic, violently beating and raping each other
>Text finally appears on the half shattered screen
>"Knack returns in Knack 2!"
