Reminder to order a pizza to eat tonight during the Sony conference, science suggests that this WILL increase the odds of DMC5 being a thing. QUICK, ANYONE KNOW DANTE`S CANON TOPPINGS?
>>341143078
Pepperoni.
Are these fucking olives?
*unzips pizza*
Can't wait
I literally actually just ordered a pizza and then saw this thread
>>341147708
Keep an eye out for sand demons.
They like to step on that shit.
>>341148014
sand demons have to go back
build a seal 2016
>>341143078
>Dante walked into his office and he licked his lips.
>He saw the Pineapple, Black Olive, Broccoli and Anchovy pizza sitting on his desk
>He picked up a slice after fidgeting his fingers, the smell was delicious
>Suddenly a giant net lifted him up in the air, and Dante was trapped.
>Dante heard a slow clap as he tried to escape the impossibly inescapable rope net.
>"Didn't think it was that easy"
>It was Dr Robotnik!
>"With you out of the way, I can finally collect the remaining Power Stars!"
>"You won't get away with this Egghead!" Dante cried as he used his signature Tongue Dart attack
>"Oh but I already have!" Robotnik pushed a buton and the floor opened, revealing thousands of Metroids.
>"Farewell Demon Plumber!" Robotnik waved him off as the Metroids began swarming the net
>"It's a pizza time!" Said Dante as he pulled out Excalibur and his Ink Gun
>>341148453
A BIG BEAUTIFUL SEAL
AND VERGIL WILL PAY FOR IT
>>341148638
Vergil should recuse himself because he can't try Mundus fairly
>>341143078
Pepperoni, bell peppers, and olives because he has bad luck.
>>341148834
DONTE IS A MESS
DONTE IS A WASTE
>>341143078
>>341149189
cute CUTE
>>341143078
I BELIEVE
It would be hilarious if it turned out to be a Donte game
>>341149998
>>341149189
How did this friendship become a thing?
>>341143078
>play it 1st on PS4
if you think DmC will be back to exclusive, you are delusional
I ordered one earlier from a local pizza place for the Microsoft conference.
>>341150306
MvC.
Sorry, but I'm gonna have manwiches with macaroni, mashed potatoes, and coleslaw. That's pretty crazy, right?
>>341143078
He likes everything on it, but he hates olives. He still orders them on the pizza though.
>>341143547
>Pineapple Pizza
I refuse to believe that Dante has such shit taste in pizza toppings
REFUSE!
>>341150306
They were always the best of friends.
>>341151880
>pineapple
>not a god tier topping
plebs go home
>>341153187
>>341153267
>Putting fruit on your pizza
Fucking Americans.
>>341154002
Australians actually.
>>341154002
Pineapples go on fucking everything. Fuck you, you pineapple hating communist
>>341154076
>during the conference
fuck
I went out for some pizza with my imouto and just got back. I guess that's a wasted pizza
>>341154002
So I guess you don't like tomato sauce on your pizza then, shitstain?
>>341154002
Pears go fucking amazingly on pizza, you fat sack of Eurotrash.
>>341154002
American here: no one with taste has pineapples on pizza, they're a russian spy
>>341154252
Your sister. You went out for some pizza with your sister.
>>341154252
It's never a waste with family.
>>341143078
All the toppings, althought he doesn't particulary likes olives
>>341154437
What if his sister is also a weeb
>>341154002
>not having tomatoes on your pizza
>>341154437
anon kun don't be rude
what if is bayonetta 2 all over again guys?
hopefully not
but WHAT IF?
>>341154756
What if DMC x Bayonetta?If Vergil fucks Jeanne could that be considered an incest thing?
>>341154002
>no pineapple
>no tomato sauce
UK here, you make me sick.
>>341154756
What? locked to a console like PS4? I deal and play it on my PS4.
>>341155079
Now this here is the shit bomb. I would rather have DmC 2 than Bayo infecting the DMC universe.
Which gun is you guys' favourite? Mine's the shotgun from the first game, because of how satisfying it is.
>>341154002
>no tomato
>on pizza
>>341155102
UK also here. Pineapple is only okay on pizza, but I prefer it a lot more when it's cold. When my roommates order pizza I always nab the leftover the morning after. Tastes so good. Best pizza is sausage, herbs and olives by the way.
>>341155252
E&I. Sure you get better guns but I always find myself falling back on the trusty old handguns.
>>341155247
Okay well that's not true.
I'd rather DMC5 to xBayonetta but it would still be fun and crazy as fuck.
my fav pizza combo is bbq chicken, spicy beef, jalapenos and garlic butter
best thing ever
but it makes me bleed
>>341155252
Is E&I a boring answer? then Nightmare-Beta. That thing is fun.
I'M MOTIVATED
So this is the comfy thread?
WHAT IS GOING ON
>>341159604
SONY NOT BEING MOTIVATED ENOUGH YET
>>341160465
DONT WORRY LEAKS SAY ITS AT THE END
>>341163723
THAT'S NOT MOTIVATED SOON ENOUGH
>>341143078
The new DMC is already announced guys.
Wait, you guys didn't watch Scalebound trailer?
It's literally Nero (with the headphones, demon arm and everything) combined with the appearance from young Dante.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR4c3wsFsMM
>>341165283
It's Noro.
>>341165961
And his dragon, Noko.
>it didn't happen
>tfw Devil May Cry V.R
