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E3 has not been mind blowing this year but has been better then expected.
>>341131926
Template pls
>>341131926
Where's the Kadokawa OP
my card:3
>>341132171
Yeah it's been steady. I liked Microsoft because they had one game after another, everything is coming to PC and they showed gameplay for most stuff. Hopefully Sony is the same.
How the fuck has MS had the best conference so far?
>>341132421
Didn't watch it, when was the stream?
>>341132520
It had games and gameplay and little to no cringe.
Nice template guys
>>341132909
>>341132909
just feel bad about the poor loosers who bought an xbone with hope for the future
PC Gaming Show is leading at the moment.
What a twist.
>>341132686
It was late last night, and focused mostly on Dark Souls and cute. Best conference for the cute
I posted an outdated version, fuck me.
By the way, did anything good come out of PC Gaming Show? Did Gungeon get any news?
>>341132520
maybe you just hate video games
>>341133152
This is the only one I like. Everyone else seems to be obviously biased to something or another. This man just hates everything.
>>341132421
It was objectively 10/10, not worth listing since nobody would argue against
>>341133152
you're trying to hard
>>341133998
I'm sure Angry Asian Man would argue against it
>>341134170
It legit was an entertaining show, gameplay talk with the devs, cringy humor, everything I want from a presentation.
>>341133152
Wow, you're a miserable fuck. How impressive.
>>341133413
I dont think I saw gungeon, was working, with the stream in the background
good stuff shown, M&B Bannerlord, Deus Ex, DOW 3 and a bunch of indie games
What a shitfest. Can't wait for Sony to save the convention.
>>341134170
>>341134808
I am almost 30 years old and I have followed/watched every E3 in the last 16 years, it's literally impossible to hype me.
>>341131926
everything has been meh
>>341132520
>shilling this hard for PC gaming show
Ayy lmao
>>341132520
pc show was trash
I'm surprised at how not shitty Ubisoft was this year. They should keep it up.
>>341131926
good card OP, sums up my thoughts
hope Sony has a good conference
>>341136147
Only decent card here
>>341137254
Boco, I hate you more and more every time you post
Your opinions are retarded as fuck
>>341137461
Sorry...
>>341132520
games and gameplay, you know, what this conference is about. Instead of fucking CG trailers
This E3 was so bad, I didn't watch more than a few snippets.
Not sure if I changed or if games are just getting that bad
Ubisoft was an F+ for me, that acknowledgement of the Pulse massacre after the fucking dancing routine set to Queen was fucking awful, jesus christ
Who watches E3 for news of a fucking movie
South park was fine, Steep ain't my thing
Today's been better than yesterday at least
How did Ubisoft go? Just as cringe?
>>341137254
filtered
>>341138280
Yeah it was pretty shit
New South Park though if you're into that
>>341138280
it was cringe but showcased better stuff than last year.
>>341138280
You have to watch it man, you have to understand how awful the first *5* minutes are
>people thinking Vampyr looked like anything other than hot ass
>>341138280
outside of southpark, yes
>>341131926
Here's mine, i still need to update Ubisoft though. I give it a 7/10 afterwards and B.
>>341138573
Yeah that looked fucking awful
Why were so many of the games shown today so terrible looking
>>341131926
Kinda shitty when Ubi's leading the pack right now.
Rate me /v/
How is any conference getting more than an F-?
Are people actually looking at these products and thinking they will be good purchases?
Even scalebound, the one game I was hoping to be good, looks like shit now.
F- to everything. Fuck big publishers.
>>341138901
>shiggy dies
kek
>>341139004
You really need to find a different hobby.
>>341139004
You clearly didn't watch the Kadokawa conference
>>341138702
>looking forward to Skyrim HD
>Giving Bethesda anything higher than C
>June 12
But... I didn't know it started yesterday, nor today... I thought it started tomorrow. Where can I see all the streams?
>>341136147
How is Also on windows 10 bad?
r8 it
>>341140171
>Using numerals
>>341140203
Are you really excited for an overwatch clone wearing the flayed skin of Quake?
>>341140596yes
>>341140057
I consider it bad on the console front. They gave me absolutely no reason to buy a xbone. For a PC standpoint its a plus. I watched this to see if they'd give me a reason to invest in a xbone and they did not.
Pleasantly surprised by Microsoft this year. Hopes are high for Sony tonight.
>>341140171
>that filename
>>>/out/
Watch_Dogs 2 looks super bad, but god I laughed my ass off at how edgy and cringey and "WAKE UP SHEEPLE DON'T LET THE MAAAAAAN TELL YOU WHAT TO DO" it is, so it was kind of a positive too entertainment-wise.
>>341140941
I skipped WD2, what did I miss from it?
>>341138901
end ys
>>341138007
I miss skinny-fat Mike and ugly Jay :(
Everything has been shit. I think I got a little hype for dishonored 2, but that's probably something I will just be willing to torrent. The rest of this looks so underwhelmingly awful that I won't even bother to give it a grading. Fuck this new generation of gaming.
>>341141161
Please do not bully the ys
>>341131926
>been at work all day
>hear everyone saying Microsoft had a great showing
Well color me surprised. Got to go check it out.
>>341133152
>We aren't as dead as Iwata
>>341141161
But Ys is a great series
>>341140941
I like seeing your card in these threads. Looking forward to riding this malignant tumortrain with you.
>People giving Bethesda a grade higher than F
Their conference this year was just last year's conference with a Quake sticker slapped on it, come on people
>>341135468
>scalebound
>exclusive
>>341131926
am i the only one that thought star trek vr looked interesting?
>>341141120
Main character is a black teenager with giant nerd glasses, and his best friend is another teen trying to act edgy by dressing in black, skull mask and electric glasses THAT SHOW EMOTICONS. Their plan is to fuck with some rich dude by hacking their tv and showing cringey art of two middle fingers because TAKE THAT SOCIETY.
It was fucking awful but in the most hilarious way.
>>341138280
south park guys were pretty anti PC which was good
>>341141602
It was awful, don't bother. They're getting their cock sucked because all of their games are gonna be on PC. They announced TWO Xbones and zero exclusives for any of them, and every game they showed looked mediocre at best. Scalebound was especially disappointing, but everyone seems to be looking past the obvious flaws because CONFIRMED FOR PC!
>>341142202
It was kind of interesting conceptually. Too bad it looked like a fucking Dreamcast game.
>>341131926
the fuck? Square Enix had a presentation?
>>341134808
If you're honestly hyped by anything shown in E3 pressers so far then you are a genuine shit eater
Does anyone have the template for the Report card?
>>341142202
It's a brilliant idea, I liked it too. The bird game also looks like simple fun.
>>341142660
here you go
>>341141602
It wasn't that good
>>341143000
He asked for the template not just to cover everything in white with MSPaint you dummy, anyone can do that
>>341131926
>people giving Microsoft anything but a D+
They spent an hour telling me about 2 new versions of their console that I will never have reasons to buy because I can play all their games on PC. It may have been better than EA's conference which was a solid F, but it's by far the most cuck conference. Console manufacturers should be trying to sell you their consoles and Microsoft did the exact opposite.
>>341142782
>ape escape
Be careful what you wish for. You're going to get a kart racer, moba or something.
>>341143125
It's Microsoft, not Xbox. They're selling both Windows 10 and Xbox One, just like Sony was (trying to) sell PS4 and Vita or PS TV.
>>341143125
>hey man we made this game for our OS on PC, and Xbox.
>lmao cuck now I won't get the xbox! That'll show you!
you show em, anon.
>>341143000
Thanks Anon!
>>341143353
maybe, but it's still a huge detractor when they manufacture a console and then not have any exclusives for it to sell you that console. Now compound that by announcing 2 new versions of their console to boot. Those consoles won't sell for shit, because they're not needed for any of the games if you already have an Xbox One, and if you don't have an Xbox one, you can do better with a Windows PC.
>>341139547
What the fuck is with the grading scale in proportion the 0-10 score?
Do you work at IGN?
Just kill me
If you didn't like Grow Home you're a faggot.
>>341143735
But that's false. Use logic anon. Consoles are meant for people who are retards, who can't build their own PC or buy a decent prebuilt one. They are made for people who just buy Xbox One to play Fifa or Destiny with their friends or whatever the fuck it's popular or hyped right now.
You and me, of course, won't buy Xbox One. I have a high end PC with Windows 10, which is exactly what they want as well. Either way they are profiting from it and not restricting games - which is great for us.
>>341131926
>people rating the also windows 10 show
fucking lol desu senpai
Yesterday was pretty crap, today was a bit better but not really one for the history books (unless you count the concept of consoles being flipped turned upside down).
>>341143904
Expecting anything NX related is just setting yourself up for hurt.
>>341143528
>last year
>Only on Xbox One!
>this year
>Only on Xbox One and Windows 10!
I mean scalebound was supposed to sell consoles. Forza is supposed to sell consoles, Gears is supposed to sell consoles, now none of them will sell consoles.
Nintendo would be completely fucked if they had their games on PC. They rely on their first party franchises to sell their hardware to make a profit.
That's what Smash Bros is, it's a console seller. That's what Mario Kart is, a console seller, that's what Zelda will be, a console seller. Maybe this time they're not doing too hot, but they'd have almost no console sales after investing tens of millions into making the console if they weren't exclusive.
>>341132432
>Autistic anime weeb
Why would you think anyone cares about your opinion
>>341142397
>have to install windows 10
no m8
>>341141632
>>341141520
fuck off
>>341144219
>autistic post
Why would you think anyone cares about your opinion, reddit?
>>341132520
Microsoft had a shit ton of new aaa games that I can play on pc.
this shit wins for me.
also the xbone ass is the cheapest 4k player around, I could even consider buying one if it didn´t became obsolete literally next year by another xbox with a fuckton of titflops
>>341144219
You need to be 18 or older to post here
>>341141602
It was a wake that ended in their cuckening by their own God.
>>341138901
>no dumbshit
>that cringe worthy minecraft segment
Shit E3 for the most part
>>341144219
>not liking based rikka
get out, nigger
>>341132520
>How the fuck has MS had the best conference so far?
Because you're a tasteless idiot.
Microsoft had nothing but AAA trash.
>>341146756
>*reaction is also aviable on Windows 10
>Kadokawa still best conference of E3
>>341147007
>I am MENS rejecting anons
>Pekolulu being cute
How can sony and microsoft even hope to compete?
>Nintendo
Expectations: Awesome open world Zelda, Pokemon, KOWASHITAI, some great surprise reveals
Hype Before: 8/10
>Sony
Expectations: Multiplats, forced paid exclusivity, holding more games that should've been on PC hostage, cringe weeb shit, PS4 Neo jewery
Hype Before: 1/10
>Bethesda
Expectations: Skyrim 2/TES6, Skyrim HD, Fallout 4 DLC, Dishonored 2, hopefully a Skyrim equivalent of Fallout Shelter
Hype Before: 7/10
Results: Skyrim HD, Fallout 4 DLC, a new Quake that looks great and is PC exclusive, Dishonored 2, FALLOUT SHELTER 3D OH MY GOD
Hype After: 8/10
Grade: A
>Microsoft
Expectations: ReCore, Battletoads, Banjo Threeie, Halo 5 DLC, Halo ODST 2, Gears of War 4, Killer Instinct DLC, Microsoft partnering up with pro Melee players to make their own competitive Smash-like
Hype Before: 8/10
Results: ReCore looks great, Microsoft is dropping big hints towards Banjo Threeie developed by Inafking with the preorder bonus, Haah Waaw 2 looks amazing, Gears 4 looks great, RAAM in KI is hype as shit, State of Decay 2, Tekken 7 on Xbone which means SONYGGERS BTFO, Xbox Slim and Project Scorpio are hype
Hype After: 9/10
Grade: A+
>Ubisoft
Expectations: Watch Dogs 2, innovative new IPs, Just Dance, South Park
Hype Before: 7/10
Results: Watch Dogs 2 looks great, only one new IP though, the usual Ubisoft staples look like a ton of fun
Hype After: 7/10
Grade: B+
>>341147897
Holy shit, I'm not the only one looking forward to kowashitai?
I didn't even bother keeping one this year
>>341147897
this fucker is excited about a mobile game coming to PC
>people that rate anything so far above a 6/10
>>341146838
As opposed to everyone else's AAA trash?
>>341131926
Objective rankings so far
Beth: 5/10 barely passable for Dishonored
MS: 7/10 well presented with some cool stuff but not really hype
Ubisoft: 1/10, Ubisoft
EA: 0/10, genuinely nothing of value as we got nothing on MEA
Unless Sony announces Dino Crisis 4 I think they'll max out at 7/10
PC: Didn't watch (this is also an objective ranking)
Fuck the templateActually, I just missed it
>>341147897
spotted the xfag
>>341147986
Of course not, it's one of the most anticipated games on /v/ right now.
>>341148358
>mobile games are inherently bad
>a fleshed out PC exclusive 3D remake of Fallout Shelter is going to be exactly the same as the mobile version
Here's your (you)
>>341148736
>Dishonored 2
>fresh ideas
You fucking wot m8?
It looked exactly like the first game.
>>341148736
that's hardly a template
stop using Paint, m8
>>341131926
Only Sony can stop this general mediocrity now.
>>341131926
why are you such a tryhard
Bethesda is the only one I really closely watched and they did pretty okay to be honest. At least as far as content goes.
Their presenter was TERRIBLE.
>Everyone hates Just Dance
Why, /v/irgins? Why can't you ignore something that's aimed for casuals?
>>341145123
>Nintendo Expectations:
>Shitty features nobody asked for
>Mario, Mario. Mario
>Possibly some NX stuff
how are there STILL so many uninformed fagets here?
>>341149882
Because the narrative that it's just "Mario Mario Mario" and Zelda is parroted over and over again.
Every time I see the words "weeb shit" in one of these I die a little inside
>>341135468
>Square Enix
>Persona
>>341150289
>scalebound ported to PC
you had me going there for a second. Win10 isn't what I'd call a PC port.
>>341149849
Becauseit's not fun
>>341147897
>implying memetendo isnt shit
>>341131926
>>341132228
is there something wrong with me that as an xbot i hated microsoft's E3 show this year but loved EA's?
DORITOS POPE SAID THE SONY CONFERENCE IS GOING TO BE AMAZING
GET HYPED
>>341150512
I'd call it a PC port. I will be able to buy Scalebound on PC and then play it on PC. I have Windows 10 so I have nothing to worry about.
Does suck for non-Windows 10 users though. Being stuck on Windows Store isn't all that great either. But it is on PC. And that alone makes me happy.
>>341149849
Because Just Dance attracts the most shithead cocksucking flocks of fatheaded know nothing masses.
Bemani gets me a lot of disappoint for have fucked up fighting the competition but they have better music and if they knew what they were doing they'd kill the opposition completely.
>>341133152
>we aren't as dead as Iwata
Most years E3 is just a bunch of losers and one company that BTFO's the rest.
This year feels like the performance is a bit more dispersed.
>>341149021
>>341150668
Spot the samefagging Pony
>>341131926
>>341131926
>Microsoft
>B
>After "Exclusively on XBOX ONE and Windows 10" before every announcement
Ubisoft has had the best conference so far. Everyone else's has been completely underwhelming or annoying.
>>341151059
i already preordered xbone s tho
>>341151059
>using pony outside of cancerous social media
Hang yourself.
everyone shitposting about EA sports clearly sucks at life, if you guys where at least average in sports you all would love that shit
Git fit and git gud
>>341151614
>fellow senran kagura bro that also enjoys sports
Good taste, friend.
Ratings may change at any time depending on new conferences.
>>341144218
>I mean scalebound was supposed to sell consoles. Forza is supposed to sell consoles, Gears is supposed to sell consoles, now none of them will sell consoles.
Yes, all those casuals that just want to play the latest Halo will all start buildings PCs... Not really. They'll just buy a new Xbox instead of tinkering with any of that shit.
Halo 5 sold like 5 million and the sequel will only sell better now that the PC crowd can buy it.
PC and Console are two different markets that don't cross each other.
>>341137254
Ubisoft
>>341146772
Mori Cummer > Rikka
>>341131926
errrgugghhhehruehg
I have no idea when the Square Enix conference is, or if I already missed it. The schedules give me conflicting dates.
Missed ubisoft
>>341151614
You say that like NBA Street and NFL Blitz weren't amazing.
>>341151614
Fuck EA Sports. They fucking ruined sports video games with exclusivity deal bullshit. Sports vidya used to be fun before EA fucked everything up.
>>341153584
>showing a bunch of games means its good
PC was boring shit
>>341147897
This is the most optimistic person I've seen on /v/ in a while
Where do I go to see this Kadokawa stream?
>>341153584
Thanks Marielx. Your E3 card is the only one that isn't just memes and actually list the shit shown.
>>341150792
>Because Just Dance attracts people I don't like
Do you sperg out when Nintendo churns out casual games too? I genuinely worry for you
>>341150564
>Casual Dancing to normal party music
>not fun
I'll agree that there was a Just Dance that didn't have a good play list, but come on, bro. Lighten up the standards
>>341154306
>Watch Dogs 2 looks great
Its the biggest paid shill I've seen on /v/ in awhile.
>>341147897
Worst card I've seen yet, not even hiding the bias. And giving Ubishit a B+
>Watch Dogs 2 looks great
kill yourself, please.
>>341151614
>you need to be physically active to enjoy a video game
This isn't Wii Fit phoneposter.
>>341154395
Anytime, pal.
>>341138173
Great opinion
>>341153584
actual question
do you jack off to your avatar
>>341153584
kill yourself tripfag
comfytheatre dot co dot uk /e3/
Watch spongebob with us and then the playstation conference
>>341131926
>Vampyr gameplay
There's a gameplay trailer? Anyone got a link?
This is my friend's card
Explain to him how much of a faggot he is
>>341156161
>linking your personal circlejerks
fuck off
>>341154003
Better than not showing anything lmao
>>341156428
You're a faggot for liking Aisha Taylor, zombie rehashes, and pretending this is not your card
>>341156428
dude loves chocobos. sounds like a chill guy
Simpler one.
You people have your standards way too high.
They could literally come out and give you all free money and games and you'd still give them a D- because they made you log in to claim it.
>>341156712
Because it isn't my card.
This one is.
>>341156784
Post the template nigger
>>341155926
actual answer
no
>>341156806
Holy shit, it's actually worse than your friends. Fuck all these ubidrones
>>341156806
that card is even worse desu
>recore looks cool
>fractured but whole was maybe the only non-cringe presentation
>dishonored 2 looks promising
>not my genre but steep looked kinda awesome
>mount and blade 2 looked good, not my genre either but eh
Literally everything else i saw was trash, that RARE game had potential, but the attacks felt like wet paper, can't have that if you want to take out giant monsters
Anything else i missed?
>>341131926
>>341137254
good taste
>>341133152
This is the only one I agree with at all
This year's E3 was a shitshow. Everyone sucked and I hated watching all of it. Disappointing.
Nothing got a response from me bigger than "eh that looks a little interesting". Nothing compelled me to purchase anything though.
>>341156998
Can I jack off to your avatar?
this is my scorecard, will update when sony
so far only shit that has me excited is scalebound, sea of thieves, we happy few, and recore all coming to pc... im cautious about quake, because quake is my childhood and i dont want them to fuck it up like they fucked up doom 2k16
pls pls pls have no mantling and sprint, have it be crouch jumping + bhopping. they only have to take quake3 promode and put it on a new engine to attract more people to play... an official duel mode with skill based ladders, and maybe a ladder based freeze tag mode.
as with the ultimate abilities, eh... make it a storage pickup on the map and a button can pop it off once. that would be ok, i guess... everyone needs to move and jump and shoot exactly the same though, none of that hero garbage from overwatch pls. SPONGE!!! ILL FUCKING BEAT YOUR ASS WITH MY COCK IF YOU RUIN THIS!!!!
Microsoft has the best conference so far IMO. Sea of Thieves, Recore, Halo Wars 2 got me hyped. But they're all on PC as well so I feel like my Bone is now useless except for Halo. Scalebound looks alright, but the person playing it was absolute trash so I feel alot of people based it on the guy playing it bad.
Halo Wars 2 I've been waiting for years for.
Bethesda was okay. Getting Skyrim HD free will get me to redownload and mod the fuck out of it. Dishonored 2 and PREY have me hyped as all fuck. Do not care for Ubi. PC show was shit. Maybe Sony's conference can convince me to buy a normal one when the PS4.5 is released.
