Ubisoft conference soon edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
Streams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c
Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
no anime
PC lowbudget clusterfuck as always
>have an essay due tomorrow
God this E3 is shit
http://cytudotbe/r/v4c
THIS SHIT IS FUCKING DULL
who else is ready for #girlwood
no spam
>using meme arrows in the title of your name
fucking memer
>>341096434
sup anons im jumping in whats the highlights so far
what kind of haircut is that?
>EASTERN EUROPEAN SETTING
KURWA
FIRAXIS WHERE
oh its gonna be a walking sim
RDR2 confirmed for sony conference, my dad is a rockstar
Just got back from having my tea, just started watching the PC show
Have I missed much or nothing?
i have a 200 word essay due tomorrow and i'm watching this shitshow
what the fuck do i do
>>341096434
Please include twitch in the OP. Everybody is complaining about JewTube and I'm tired of telling them to think.
>Paradox/Obsidian game wasn't a new VtM game
It's all I ever wanted
man what if they remade System Shock 2 like this people would lose their minds
makes me think this won't be a bad game.
SEXY WALKING SIMULATOR
I CANT SEE SHIT
Is that supposed to be a human?
>>341096861
You know it.
they said it was from the makers of F.E.A.R.?
why is there no shootan
>>341096995
your fucked
>>341096995
be NEET
Half life 3 when?
WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
was it rape
>>341096940
you missed some shitty VR garbage
As walking sims go that looks interesting
WOW MORE NOTHING
this is literally rape
Rate the PC gamer conference.
>>341097081
M8 they got the rights like 6 months ago. They probably haven't even started.
Did I miss dawn of war
>Observer
>>341096995
I have calculus finals and I haven't studied shit anon.
>>341097190
>>341097210
She was actually a robot all along :D
>>341097157
Shinkansen simulator when? I'm sure that would be comfy.
>>341097102
i want to dagashi her kashi
>It's just Layers of Fear with a techno element.
ok
No day9 was actually not bad
>Serious Sam VR
>>341096434
i gotta say, superhot VR looked fucking great
>>341097249
noribbon/10
RAPE
>>341097264
They could have teased it at least
>>341096903
>we want the 4chan audience
When will they learn?
>vampyr might actually be a fun game and we could get a new masquerade
cited
>>341097268
was on first
>>341097249
bad
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE POWER OVER WOMEN
cant wait to see anita cry about this one
http://www.e3countdown.com/
When is Ubisoft, the website says now.
>>341097268
yes, was the first thing shown I recall
>>341097268
Yes you didfor your own good
This guy's beard looks like an extension of his chin
>>341097268
you didnt miss much except their 4 fps game footage
>>341097249
more like VR gamer conference, 1/10
![[HorribleSubs] Anne Happy - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_07.19_[2016.04.07_23.21.01].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eMhshYV.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Anne Happy - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_07.19_[2016.04.07_23.21.01].jpg")
>>341097249
Boring/10
>pc gaming conference now has shitty mobile games
How sad
>Command & Conquer 4 again
fuck
>yall like RTS games?
>well here's a moba!
fuck!
>MOBA
One more for the failure pile.
>MOBA
Ugh, groan zone
>>341097338
>:D
>>341097193
So not much
Any new interesting games?
IS THERE ANY INFORMATION ON CUPHEAD?
THAT'S ONE OF THE FEW GAMES I'M INTERESTED IN
>Make a MOBA
>Call it an RTS
>another MOBA
How late to the party can you get?
Why do all these PC games look like shovelware crap?
ALL DREAMS NO HOPE TIER
>Splinter Cell
>PoP
>Blood Dragon
NEW RTS.. GETS HYPES
is gaben coming around or will he meme out ?
>>341097369
>Standing still in Serious Sam while waggling controllers
WELL AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T MAKE A CARD GAME OUT OF IT
DROPPED
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS RTS?
>>341097249
shit/10
>>341097471
The pre-show is now. The actually show is in 30 minutes I guess
>3 units
>""""""""""""""""""""""""RTS"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
fuck me senpaitachi
>expansion packs are fine when russia does it
Why is he standing so awkwardly
Why are people still trying to cash in on ASSFAGGOTS?
Everyone is already playing LoL, Dota2, HOTS, or Smite.
>>341096904
Fat black woman demoing backpack VR. It's a fucking PC you wear on your back while wearing VR. Best thing yet.
I'm fucking off to bed. Goodnight anons and let's hope that gabe hijacks another game preview and announces hl3
This guy's facial hair looks like a chin tumor
>>341097667
hows your hype level now
15 MINUTES OF RTS FURY!
>it's a MOBA
>>341097664
I was hoping for some Wolfenstein from Beth
Give it to me straight, how we're the PC and Microsoft conferences? Anything worthwhile?
now this is the gayest shit I have seen in a while
>there are never enough RTSs
FUCK you buddy
>>341097249
>horror games for lets players
Unsurprised.
>>341097732
Don't mind if I do.
czech republic has great whores
fuck its not gabe
Can anyone post the schedule? I don't have it on my mobile.
MULTI STREAM TIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TCblAe-kvo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B38_mAJJc0c
>>341097828
Microsoft was the PC conference
KOJIMA ON YOUTUBE E3 RIGHT NOW
KOJIMAAAA
>There are never too many RTS's
>competitive rts
>moba
Take a shot every time Aisha has a potty mouth.
>>341097369
didn't know rick and morty was owned by ubisoft
Kojima in Youtube Ubisoft stream
DARK SOULS CHAMPIONS
KOJIMA ON THE POPE STREAM
>>341097828
>how we are the PC
>combination of x, x and x
that never turns out well
KOJIMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
GET IN HERE FOR KOJIMA
>>341097803
If i dont get a new decent RTS im going to kill myself
>>341097828
>>341097828
Microsoft is what it usually is. At least they showed games.
PC one was dull and boring. I am a PC gamer too.
>>341098012
>>341098023
Tghe fuck is this nip? Geoff can speak nip now?
>>341097828
>we're
>>341097943
Sounds like a story worth sharing.
FUCKING KOJIMA IS ON GET IN HERE FAGGOTS
>>341097249
Day 9/10
Seriously what happened to him?
>>341097814
That was going to happen anyway.
The New Colossus, I think it's the name.
Did Microsoft show anything good?
I was at work.
so ubi isnt getting a sticky?
PC was kinda boring
>>341098083
fuck I just realized how retarded this post is, ignore it please I meant x, y, and z
The host is such a giant dork holy shit
>>341098207
Sir, this is the comfy thread. Calm down :)
>FFXII HD
>custom Xbox controllers
but koji can english stop trying to pull one here
WHO /quittingthisshithobby/ here?
>>341098280
I like it
It's representative
>>341098243
he got old
>>341098040
jesus CHRIST
>>341097828
>>341098096
>Kojima not speaking english when he speaks english
based
>>341098280
I like this guy. He's awkward but he is not that bad.
Any PCfag answer this, based on what it was said about Scorpio, how "strong" is the console ? No sugar coating
>>341098247
Awesome, I missed the very start of the Beth conference
>>341098248
They unveiled the next gen console, Xbox Scorpio. 4k 6teraflops
>>341098248
The scorpio can process 500 teraflops of pixelated data
>>341098040
Terrible.
Wait, is this meant to be ARMA?
What the fuck?
>that ubisoft nigger
>>341098065
>>341098178
What's you're point?
>>341096434
Are people ACTUALLY watching the PC show? Literally what do they even show?
>>341098373
I haven't actually played a game since January, and this E3 is making me think I should keep it that way
>>341098494
it will deliver the highest quality pixels
>>341098248
Nope, they teased next gen, with "better looking pixels"
>>341098589
>REAL
>TALK
>DOE
>>341098494
If the numbers they gave are correct, it should be able to run current gen games maxed out (by pc standards) at 1080p 60fps, 20-30fps @ 4k.
>>341098638
You could watch it and find out
>>341098638
Games.
>>341098494
Very strong; you're getting the highest quality pixels.
Is he with us?
arma will never be this smooth
>>341098638
Arma 3
>>341098280
>doesn't know who day9 is
Fuck this lame ass place. The Pope has Kojima visiting
>>341098638
indie
How good friends are Kojima and Keighly really when Kojima can't even speak english?
HOW MANY MICROWAVES?
>>341098494
by the time is comes out it will be like a mid range pc ($600)
>how many microwave ovens they have
Holy shit Kojima is anal as fuck isn't he?
>>341098494
At the momment its stronger than the majority of "gaming" Pc's out there, but when it comes to the release date it'll probably more level with the majority of gaming pc's
>>341098638
Arma 3 expansion pack right now.
>>341098638
Fucking nothing, Based Kojima just saved me from that trash.
>>341098248
HIGHEST
QUALITYPIXELS
THE NEW 60FPS
>>341098638
VR. Microsoft was the PC conference.
DO I WATCH THE PC SHOW OR UBISHIT
![day[9].gif](https://i.imgur.com/GtkLFMC.gif "day[9].gif")
>>341098280
Yeah, that's Day[9]
>>341098040
>>341098248
No. Recore looks terrible. Scalebound looks terrible. Gears 4 is just more Gears but with shit graphics and really bad voice acting. Sea of Thieves is just multiplayer Fable with pirates. Halo Wars 2 looks decent. Everything, and I mean everything, is coming to PC as well. Crackdown 3 might be cancelled, they didn't even mention it. Oh, and 2 new versions of the Xbone, a slim and a loaf of smoke and mirrors called Project Scorpio claiming HIGH QUALITY PIXELS and MILLIONS OF TERRAFLOPS
is this routine or is that game dead?
>>341098280
Go away /jp/ !
>>341098494
6 TFlops is nowhere near enough for 4k VR, the RX480 has 6 and it's a midrange card.
>>341098851
You'd think as big of a westaboo as he is he'd be fluent as fuck. Yet again most of the users here who try to learn moon can barely memorise kata characters.
>>341098940
ubi
pc will just show unfinished game- oh shit nevermind
>>341098494
they said 6k teraflops at the end of 2017 so like a r9390x
So they have no fucking clue what they want to do. Got it.
>>341098638
Just games that are PC exclusive, so a lot of them are duds but there are a few cool ones. Also showed the new ultra-poorfag AMD cards.
This is the absolutely most boring E3 conference I have EVER watched. Jesus fucking christ. Was last years better than this years?
>First Person Puzzler
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
>>341098940
You watch Kojima.
>>341098940
ubishit = asscreed 15 and that big black bitch
>>341098940
Ubishit, at least you'll get a good laugh
ubi isnt until 4:00
Ubisoft telling us if you're 30 or older and haven't sorted your life out you're a fuckup, Kinda harsh.
>inside the helmet is a school
Uh.
Will sony be good tonight?
>>341099159
I'm glad that genre's still going strong. Talos Principle was GOAT
I blinked. What is this?
PORTAL 3???
UBI STREAM WHERE?
>>341099340
Yes
>>341098494
A bunch of number wank "MUH 6 TFLOPS" until benchmarks are shown on how the system can render graphics in realtime. TFLOPS is irrelevant for graphical performance. And yet consolebabbies will eat those hot lies everytime.
>>341097249
What have I missed? I only saw the start.
You'll never get a personal gift from Kojima
>>341099301
they are announcing RDR2 so yes
Hanny can touch my Duong any day ;)
>>341099306
Current PC couldn't run it, waiting for my GTX 1080 to arrive in the mail before I play it some more.
>Kojima will never give you a present
>>341099340
Nope
>Kojima will never give you a present
>If you put cold stuff in there, it gets cold
What did Kojima mean by this?
>Kojima buying reviewers live
Fucking unbelievable
>>341099443
isn't it RDR3?
>>341099196
>turn to his stream
>guy unpacking a cup
>"if you put cold stuff in there it stays cold"
okay but when are the video games
You call this a gift Kojima? A fucking cup
oh god all the buzzwords in this girl's speech
>>341099368
yt/e3
qt
>procedurally generated
dropped
EDGY
This heather girl looks like a dorky 14 year old
>>341098248
Literally nothing
Scalebound MC has headphones
>>341099301
It's what I'm looking forward to most. I'm wishful that FROM will have some sort of presence.
That awkwardness
Fucking adorable
gabe will show up at the sony event
>This asian bitch talking about KING dogs 2
>procedurally generated
waifu worthy?
>artist
Oh no wonder.
Holy shit, the chick on the pcgaming one was cute as fuck
procedural generation
>>341096434
It's Kojangles! Kinda missed the beginning. Is he making a new game? If so, is it a spiritual successor of MG franchise? When is it coming out?
Watching Kojima makes me feel real comfy right now
booby soft
>Indie games
Yaaaaaawwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnn
>>341099537
No. Incidentally, I can't wait for Skyrim 2.
What is the point of this conference.
"Who cares?"
>the turing test
>the [name of past figure] [noun]
how many games do this, i can only think of the talos principle but im sure there's tons more
>>341099653
NOT THICCCCCCCCCCC
>>341099301
Yes. There's literally and virtually no way they can look bad compared to everyone else so far. This is a fucking terrible E3 and there's next to nothing even coming out this year. Not sure what's going on, but it gives me the feeling that next gen is coming and lots of shit is being held back.
>>341099537
No you dumb shit
Revolver and Redemption are two separate franchises
>>341099653
She's cuteCUTE
>>341099612
H-hi again Lala friend.
>>341099653
Not T H I C C enough for my tastes.
>>341099653
That part where she was awkward was cute as fuck
Game looks TRASH
So is this the new indie meme art style?
Keeps popping up.
>>341099653
Christ you're desperate
>>341098940
Ubi now, PC later
Ubi is gonna be a meme-sy train wreck, watch it with us!
>>341099681
>Is he making a new game?
Have you been living under a rock?
Someone needs to give these people water so they stop smacking their lips.
why do we have separate streams :( why isn't everyone at the same stage :(
>>341099653
velma-core in full force
WHERES KOJIMA
>>341099789
Turing test is already a thing anon
Has anything noteworthy been announced at the pc show? I haven't been paying attention.
>>341099653
>3D waifu
What are you doing, phoneposter?
What stream is KOJIMA on?
Look it's Not!No Man's Sky
>>341099537
No, it's technically red dead 3 but it's keeping the redemption title apparently so it's RDR2.
>>341099653
sound like a pre teen
What the fuck is this garbage, holy shit
>procedurally generated indie graphics
yeah no thanks
>>341099897
>new
Not at all
