UBISOFT E3 CONFERENCE IN 40 MINUTES
WHO'S READY FOR SOME PRIME MEMES
#girlwood
Yeah, this pc gaming show really stinks
NEW RAYMAN PLS
>>341094169
Southpark game please
what would it take for you to buy the next assassin's creed?
>>341094169
will she BTFO the manlets
A HUMAN LIFE-SIZE MEME
COME ON RAYMAN 4
>>341094918
i honestly have no idea. it'd have to be something mindblowing
will they bring back Laser Tag and Mr Cocaine?
>#girlwood
So, is it just a psychology meme or are women REALLY jealous because they don't have a dick?A friend of mine almost cried saying that in a drunk confession once and it made me wonder since then
you mean 9 minutes?
http://www.e3countdown.com/
Please announce beyond good and evil 2
>>341095406
They moved it 30 minutes earlier?
>>341095346
what was his problem?
how will they top the meme man from last year?
>>341094918
if I got to fuck every chinese girl on this planet I would buy it
yes, ALL OF THEM
I want to fuck Aisha.
She's probably the only good presenter at all E3.
#WHOLEFTTHECHRISTMASLIGHTSONINTHEAPOCALYPSE?
>>341095951
This. Ubisoft conferences have bad games but they are the most entertaining presentation-wise.
>>341096203
Laugh at this fag, he likes Mr Caffiene
>>341094918
Nothing. The series is dead shit.Actually if they make a better pirates game I'd consider that.
>>341094918
They reboot the series somehow to bring Desmond back. Ever since he died shit has gone downhill, story is awful, and forced sjw shit in it
>>341094918
make it like 2
cut the modern shit or limit it as much as possible
>>341095951
>Good
If by good you mean "not complete shit" then yes. She's less funny than that one bitch comedian.
twitch tv/ubisoft
I WILL CLING TO THE POSSIBILITY
>PRINCE OF PERSIA
>3D RAYMAN
>BEYOND GOOD & EVIL
Save us Ubisoft.
There's been hardly any cringe or good games, at least give us cringe.
>>341097109
>BEYOND GOOD & EVIL
never ever
>>341095838
Not enough memes
It started maybe
>>341097207
what?
theres been alot of good games so far
hahaha
>>341097558
30 mins
ALL I WANT IS A OPEN FOR HONOR BETA
>>341098081
The ubisoft pre-show started on their twitch stream
>>341097840
There was a HoMM7?
Mr lispy black guy is a fucking awful presenter
Expecting the nigger show
>>341094169
Will the memes be as dank as last year? Will they be as real?
They can,t use the girlwood joke again, can they?
They must realize how stale it is, right?
This pre-stream is really fucking cringy
>>341094169
WHERE IS UBISOFTIQUA???
I-is it true? do you really have it all figured out once you turn 30?
Im going on 21 and i still dont know shit
>tfw 30 and it's nothing like that for me
I just wanted to enjoy E3
Wow, the worst conference.
Sony can't come fast enough.
I'm almost 30 and NEET.
>>341094918
Impossible. Asscreed is a garbage series.
Same goes for Far Cry and Watch Dogs
>>341099036
I'm 26 almost and haven't figured out how to even read analog clocks yet let alone what to do with my life.
>>341099036
No. Life gets progresively worse and confusing as you become older.
>>341095350
I wish I had a dick, anon. I think about it every month. ;_;
>>341099568
Post feet
>>341099046
>tfw 29 and literally muted the stream
oh my god shut the fuck up
>>341097109
>Beyood good and evil
Revealed at NX reveal for launch
>>341099046
>wanting to enjoy E3
What the hell is wrong with you? Why aren't you doing a job and/or fathering children but instead spend your time in man-child hobbies.
>>341094918
10 coupons for blowjobs from #girlwood.
OBIEZOFT
>>341099709
5'2'' :^)
POST THE FUCKING STREAM
>>341097775
Not him but i agree
except the majority of those games are shit from past years, like dishonored and sea of theives which im excited for
As far as actual NEWLY revealed games? Absolutely nothing good
>mfw Vivendi take over Ubisoft's E3 conference halfway through
its fucking you-bee-soft
Anybody who says it different is a faggot. Fact.
>>341095350
It's a meme amongst girls to envy dicks. Makes sense, as vaginas are disgusting holes and women have been conditioned for centuries to suck, coddle, and take poundings wherever a dick pleased
>you'll never be a short person and have a tall amazon like Aisha Tyler step on your face with her big chocolate feet
>>341100124
I think it's "yoo-bee-shit who only make trash games"
I'm not even going to waste my time watching this shit, but I'll wait for Rushnerd's E3 video to see how awful it was.
>Ghost recon
Wait what
>>341094169
>tall
>wears high heels
Way to crush the manlet's ego
IM STUCK AT WORK HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK.
yo we need a fucking sticky
who else is skipping the pc conference?
Link to the stream?
>The Division
http://githyp.com/the-divisions-player-count-has-dropped-93-percent-since-launch/
>>341100654
Me, it's pure shit
Any chance they announce a new Splinter Cell ?
>IGN seriously wants a Beyond Good and Evil 2 by modern Ubisoft
Let it be a fond memory.
>>341100481
It was announced last year.
>>341100654
Yeah, it's always a glorified chat show with mainly scraps from the other conferences. It's not like Half Life 3 will ever be revealed there.
Who is that black guy with the ultra lisp?
I hope for some rayman action
Any news on if Serious Sam VR was the only Serious Sam game they'll show or if they will show Serious Sam 4?
I need to shit but I don't want to miss anything, what should I do?
>>341100654
Here but in their thread, I enjoy watching them sperg out and spam anti-console memes and Gabe Newell porn.
>>341094169
I wonder who they'll get to sing and dance this time.
Origins and Legends are good, but I would fucking nut in my pants for a Rayman 3D platformer like Rayman 2.
That nigger presentator has a annoying lisp.
>literally showing a twitch whore
ALL THIS SHIT BETTER BE IN THE CRINGE MONTAGE
>more aisha
>more maymays
>more empty open world games
>random preshow youtube videos
>mfw
>>341094169
> I love blacklist
I need to get off IGN's wild ride. What stream are you watching?
>>341099798
you are still too young to understand. don't worry, it will hit you too and then you will remember us.
>>341094918
Full-length game taking place in India and let me wear a turban
>>341094918
True open world like Mount & Blade, with assassinations and sabotage instead of open battles. Deep character customization in the vain of Unity, with more depths and detail. Designed with minimum UI in mind
they're gonna spend half the conference on wildlands, the division, and watch dogs 2
just give me one cool announcement
please
>>341094169
JESUS CHRIST KILL THIS FUCKING ANNOUNCER
HIS VOICE IS KILLING ME
THIS IS ASS AND ITS SHITTING ALL OVER ME
>that guy freaking out over shooting things in the division.
Fucking MGS2 did that 15 years ago.
>>341101931
and designated shitting streets mechanics
>>341094918
>>341101931
LET ME POO IN LOO
Where can I watch
Chad looks like a fag
LTIERALLY CHAD
"Ubisoft you have fucked up so many games"
That's the best they can find?
>>341094169
GOD, SHE IS SOOO FUCKING HOT TO ME!
>>341102205
did your parents ever have a child who lived?
>>341102072
It's Ubisoft
They literally couldn't make a good game if their life depended on it
>>341102103
I'd buy it
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>>341102314
Rayman
>>341102205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyvHLbvVnog
is that a fucking tranny
>>341102314
They were a really good studio back in the 90's. Where the fuck did it all go wrong?
chad alert
Is Ubisoft the most out of touch dev ever?
not a single minute in and already cringing hard
NIGGA JUST DROPPED AN F BOMB
Please don't let Rayman be dead.
Although last year would've been ideal for another one since it was the 20 year anniversary.
NO MORE HEROES 3
PULL THE TRIGGER
PRINCE OF PERSIA REBOOT CONFIRMED
>>341102462
Inshallah brother
Looking forward to this lads
>Kut-Ku=/v/
>Quropeco=Ubisoft>Devil Jho=Beyond Good and Evil 2
>>341102420
>>341102576
They still manage to get good sales figures because they make good TV ads that have nothing to do with the game
see far cry, ass creed, watch dogs
all it takes to sell games to normie retards
100 bucks says next ASS-creed will have dindu protagonist
IT'S TIME
POST AISHA
PLEASE START ON TIME
>>341102524
WUZ
>>341102524
WUZ
One question, why is ijustine still something that exists? Why does anyone care about her opinion? Her claim to fame was recording herself getting a big ass bill from AT&T when the iPhone first came out, and now she's rubbing shoulders with video game developers. How did this happen?
Why is everyone involved with this such a fucking faggot
Like could they sound anymore cringey and retarded?
I hate this, who are they trying to appeal to?
The faggots like that guy who was freaking out because they actually made things shootable?
You know, like tons of other games did years ago?
I dont even know why I'm watching this.
They dont make anything I like.but then again I am sort of interested in For Honor
>>341102891
gross
>>341094918
Ninjas and/or samurai
>>341102891
I'd tongue dart her fart box
Where's da stickty
Bingo card where?
>>341102576
No, it's the gamers who are wrong
EBIN MAYMAY
>>341102891
She was in Friends, right?
>le vr mone
I hope we get an extended Just Dance segment at around the 50 minute mark, need to fix up some food
>>341102961
>
its a woman talking about le geek culture in youtube, so figure that one out
>>341102916
>>341102918
HACKERZ
>>341102891
I think if I was drunk enough I'd be willing to fuck her a bit
Ubisoft being a bunch of fruits as usual
>>341103024
>I hate this, who are they trying to appeal to?
Shareholders.
>>341094169
Look at that manlet
Why is he so tiny
Why
>>341102961
I thought she was famous for being shit at Portal 2 and having /v/ rage at her?
Where's the sticky? The PC gaming show is garbage.
#GIRLWOOD
fucking black people everywhere
STICKY
WHERE
>>341102891
I bet she sucks dick like a gorilla.
what did he mean by this
>>341103245
FUCKING CHAD
Why does Ubisoft hate Rayman?
>celebs
oh fuck nooooooo
>dat lisp
>>341103345
what
WOOOO
CONSPIRACY THEORY
Ubisoft orchestrated the Florida gay bar shootings to bring attention to the Watchdogs 2 gay MC
Discuss.
>CHAD
soon
Is the guy with the hat faping kek
Where's the stream? I only see the PC conference
WHERE IS THE STICKY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE PISS OFF CHADD
>>341094169
God, Aisha Tyler is such a cunt. She's 6'0" so it should be illegal for her to wear six inch heels
>>341102891
I want her to step on me
>chad
heres your first meme lads
holy fuck that guy in the pink with the vest is fucking cringe
Something tells me Chad is a hired actor.
FUCKING MODS STICKY
>LE UNNECESSARY SWEARING XD
FUCK OFF
>>341103228
You don't appeal to shareholders by paying tons of money on retarded presentations full of filler shit
>Chad
Meme this faggot to death
>>341103365
>>341103196
>Not HAKAZ
N SHEIT
These two fuckers are the worst two commentators ive ever seen
>>341103487
Looks like the wii battery fag from 2010
>>341103417
>>341103417
so he is a KANGZ and gay?
that is not going to fly with niggers
please stop this fucking preshow
>>341103345
how do you know how a gorilla sucks dick anon?
I fucking hate niggerbitch and wish she would fucking die.
>>341094918
Kill the dumb niggerbitch live on stage
>>341103448
ok manlet
>>341103136
yeah, she was ross' palaeontologist girlfriend at some point I think
>>341103228
So they treat their shareholders like mindless idiots and memesters?
Please bring him back
Chad get out REEEEEEEEE
this is not funny, hurry the fuck up
>>341103365
WEW LADZ
Fractured But Whole when
That's the only game I care about
>it's not E3 without an awkward fan interaction
THEY KNOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUnjagpHHSY
WHERE'S THE FUCKING STICKY MODS!
oh boy
this will be good
God, its only the pre-show and ubisoft already comes off as an old man trying to be hip
C
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N
G
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The cringe begins!
>fractured but whole
still gets a rise out of me
fucking hilarious
STARTS THE SHOW WITH JUST DANCE
HAHAHAHAHA
>>341103487
He seems so hyped and happy
I will never feel so happy over ubishit in my life
>started off with just dance
holy fuck
HAVING A GOOD TIME
HAVING A GOOD TIME
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HAHAHAHAHA
JESUS FUCK UBISOFT
>>341103556
even while making this face she is hot
WHERE THE STICKY YOU SHIT CUNT COCK SUCKER MOD????????????
RIGHT OFF THE BAT
>Nig and nu-male
Great start
HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH TYPICAL UBISOFT REAT SHOW
MAXIMUM CRINGE
im turning this shit off
LITERALLY ME STANDO
Holy fuck what a way to start
>>341103175
Well shit.
oobiisof
oh jesus christ, this is bad already
What the fuck am I watching
cringe incoming !
what the fuck
Ubisoft already has the best show
>video games
KILLING QUEEN
QUEENFAGS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Just kill me already
LITERALLY ME
What the fuck is going on? Is this real life?
AH YES THIS IS THE CRINGE I WAS WAITING FOR
FAGGOTS
FAGGOTS EVERYWHERE SO PROGRESSIVE
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
Fuck this. They are dancing.
DON'T
waaaaatt is this shit ahahahahah
>White music
Is this overlapping with the PC presentation? Is it after? This boring shit has been on for 90 minutes now, and I can't tell if it's ending.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LMAO
Fuck I love Queen
>immediately starting the show with a performance
This is gonna be a trainwreck isn't it
I'm throwing up
Not even a minute in and it's already horrible, based Ubisoft
ubisoft win lmao jesus christ
If i wanted this shit I'd go watch kpop.
oh no what is this garbage
Love this song though
I wish Mr. Caffeine was here
Yup, it's ubisoft alright. Opening with totally unrelated, cringey bullshit.
what the holy fuck?
what the fuck is happening
I don't think i've ever cringed this hard watching E3.
