Who the fuck are these people Edition
keep your shitposting to your best highquality
>tfw currently at a meeting for work
>have to watch E3 stealthily with no audio
I really hope I don't miss on a happening.
>>341083991
If it's anything like last year, the PC Gaming show will be pretty meh
I hope we'll see some Rising Storm II
>tfw hl3 on wednesday
Excitement.
man, day9's getting old.
>>341085010
People watch her for her boobs but honestly she's pretty as fuck. There are better pair of boobs in porn but not many have a prettier face
BANNERLORD WHEN?
>>341085010
>>341085248
thank you anon
BLUD REVHENS
>>341085334
lol
>>341083186
>>341083186
PC SHOW
NO CARMACK
who are this niggas? fuck
>>341085334
didn't she use to be fatter? he looks great now
You mean that chat show that deals out the scraps from the real conferences?
>>341085545
>>341085334
he's right you know
she's REAL cute
>>341085334
watched*
Was Bannerlord announced to be shown or why are there so many posts about it?
>>341085573
He's too busy with minecraft
Oh my lordy lord this looks like shit
>>341085795
Bannerlords was said to be present by the devs themselves.
COming soon.
>>341085795
It was announced on the Bannerlord blog
>this frame rate
why is this show THAT ghetto?
Hello fellow PC Gamers.
What are you fine gentlemen drinking and what relaxed position are you in whilst watching this conference involving games created only for the computerized devices?
>>341085938
>>341085989
well alright, that's a reason to stick around then.
man that dude in the suit seems a bit shaky. Hope he doesn't collapse or anything.
>>341085010
>>341085248
M-more?
>>341086259
>ghetto
You mean comfy?
No screaming banshees, no dudebro humor, only nerds present.
It's a Comference
>>341086428
Shes married with a child now.
Good luck.
Are Valve presenting anything here?
>>341085248
>>341085010
Where are the nudes?
>dawn of war 3 gameplay
>>341086420
>Day9
>not a hardened veteran of crowds
Come on nigga.
>>341086580
Any pics as a milf?
>>341086471
the illumination looks amateurish as fuck
also there is a giant robot behind
the scenary look like a razer keyboard
the edge on display
CRINGE
>>341086638
They don't care about E3.
>>341086580
>somebody married that
Well, good for her, I guess.
>>341086580
>Shes married with a child now.
>>341086673
meant that dude in the Space Marine suit, sorry
that oxygen game looks good
>>341086638
>Valve
>caring about video games anymore
Good joke
>>341086341
Lying on my couch with a great comfy blanket. Drinking some chilled tea and eating homemade stovetop popcorn. Life is good.
>>341086580
didn't she have one of those really terrible incurable sexual diseases?
>>341086962
>like 5 seconds shown
>looks cool
I like don't starve but we didn't really see anything about the game
>gaben didn't even setup an E3 Specials section to steam
he literally does not give a fuck
>>341086580
oh...
>>341087325
Yes, she's a woman.
>horrible trailer
>indie game announcement
>cringeworthy interview with indie dev for an almost dead flavor of the month minecraft with dinosaurs game
please get better soon
Maybe it's cause I'm primarily a console person, but I'm kinda bored. I do hope you guys get Gaben and Half Life 3 though
>>341087368
>he literally does not give a fuck
he's grown up and is focusing on more important things like the coming race war. you should too anon
>had to wagecuck during M$ conference
Any new memes or shitty gameplay?
>woman literally muted
>man has to mansplain everything
misogynistic shitlords, reeeee
>>341087617
HIGHEST QUALITY PIXELS
>>341087446
>>341087617
new scorpio uncompressed pixels
it is impossible to make this shit up
>>341087617
high quality pixels!
>>341087617
Plenty of memes. Some ugly chick that /v/ keeps calling "thicc" even though she wasn't at all. HAI EBRYWAN.
She was cute as fuck. Hope someone got some caps
>>341088129
good 4 her
>>341088129
>That figure
>Those tits
Goddamn. Lucky motherfucker.
What is this horrific, painfully unfunny shit?
>this kills the nerd 2
>everything shown so far looks like a mobile game
I thought we were supposed to be /Master Race/?
>>341088129
She's such a slut, why would anyone like her beyond her looks
>>341087532
I assume the first half hour is undercard devs.
Is twitch fucked?
Oh man mountain blade looks pretty good
>>341088129
>blazer
>vest
>button up
>blue jeans
>old converses
lol
ok this one kill me
Is Bannerlord actually getting released this year? I feel like this shit has been in development for like 5 years.
>>341088737
Her eyeliner is fucking terrible. After all these years she still hasn't figured it out.
>>341088730
why are you on /v/ /fa/?
a containment thread for shitposting. thanks.
>done with life confirmed
Why do all PC exclusives look shit
>>341086341
Working on my econ hw in a library while watching the stream on my phone. Drinking coffee and hunched over in standard student fashion.
>>341088129
>>341088513
They look cute together
>>341088129
>chicken legs
Do not want.
this is boring
where are the games
>>341088692
>destructible environments for M&B sieges
Muh dick. Although I assume it's not complete destruction.
>>341088737
>tfw I'll never get to fuck a woman as hot as either of them
>tfw I'll never get to touch those boobs
>tfw going to die a virgin
>>341089182
why don't you get out there and try bro? be yourself
noooo, give me more Bannerlord
SCI FI SOULS
>>341088925
Is that Hannah Minx?
>>341089182
you'll be fine
the hubby is loaded, afaik
get money, then get hoes mate
it works
>>341089341
ikr
>>341089429
I can't believe Lords of the Fallen devs are still around. That game had a John Carter tier advertising campaign.
>>341089182
You can start by talking to a girl.
>>341089509
That's not reassuring, I'm unemployed right now and will probably never make much money. ;_;
>>341089638
Yeah LOTF bombed so hard they split the studio in two and are now working on two games.
It made money.
>>341089878
Color me surprised.
>>341089638
And it was fucking terrible. Shovelware dev cranking out more shovelware, and the world goes on.
Lawbreakers looks like it has a bit too much chaos.
Also Cliff is involved so it's probably shit.
BLEZINSKI
>>341089839
go /fit/
it's gon be gud
>cliffyb in the house
>Comfy thread.
yeah so comfy it fucking died. holy shit post something
>Their website still isnt working
>>341090253
uguu~
>>341090253
Fuck off.
>>341089771
helpful advice only please
I like the swinging but fuck the zero G kills all the momentum. This shit needs to be was faster.
Funny that this is a Cliffy B game when the new UT plays better.
>Poop throwing online
>indieshit
>Mountain Blade 1.5
>Dark Souls clone #37
>Overwatch clone
I'm really glad I bought a new graphics card.
>>341090253
The PC gaming show is a fucking joke, there's nothing to talk about.
>>341089182
Just be yourself
cliffy cuck game, who cares?
Cliff makes a decent game usually, but personally I have no interest in multiplayer shooters these days.
it is mimicking the show we are watching
in a way it's boring
but at the same time they are not throwing niggers or lies at my face, so it feels nice
>in a hour, niggress is back
>hurr OW is too animay-like, this is a game for manly men
Jeez, Cliff. Your game looks decent, just say its closer to its roots or something.
i don't like this couch gimmick
>>341090831
Same, these overwatch type games are'nt very interesting.
>>341090836
>for the lulz
Did I just go on ED?
This game will flop, anyone can see that I suppose.
Where the Fuck is Gabe
>>341090542
hey, at least you'll get to play all those microsoft games.
>>341090836
>Cinematic reveal trailer from Downgradesoft
No thanks.
>yahoo esports
what
>>341083186
>buy a PC rig for 950 dollars last year
>my rig is obsolete 6 months later
PC GAMING IS A MEME
I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT A PS4
STUPID SPREADSHEET MOBA MACHINES
>>341090836
>all the cringy shit
>redhead boner confirmed
ESPORTS GET OUT
GET THE FUCK OUT
>Yahoo! e-sports
did cliffyb give birth to an epic new meme that will tell overwatch posters to fuck off weeb?
ITS A DISAHSTAH
Anything interesting ?
>>341091316
Fuck off back to /r9k/, nigger frog
i thought yahoo was dead
>>341091132
I wonder how they're going to translate that in the english dub. It's going to sound weird as hell unless they change it, I suppose
>>341086341
Thinking about pullin out some whiskey.
>>341091309
This. Bring her back. Esports is a joke, but I can stand to listen to this nonsense when it's being spouted by a pretty redhead.
>>341085010
Shit what is her name
I'm ashamed to even own a PC
I wish I didn't need it for work
>>341091472
Bannerlord has nice sieges
>>341091418
BULBER
>>341091296
>Buy a new pc right before a new generation of GPU hardware
it's your own fault
I thought Yahoo! was dead.
>>341091508
They're rich as fuck, they even bought tumblr a while ago
>>341091296
My computer wasn't that great when I built it 4 years ago and it still plays nearly everything on max.
A 950 dollar computer built last year should last you until 2020 easily.
>>341091486
FUCK OFF BACK TO TWITCH CHAT YOU NIGGER LOVING ESPORTS FAGGOT
>>341091582
mild chub still happening
>>341091512
No dub I suppose.
>>341091614
LODER
LISA SU, HARDWARE WAIFU
>>341091646
They exist by buying companies and using the revenue from those to buy more companies. It's a good model
>>341088414
>>341088405
what'd I miss.
>>341091684
Marissa Meyer's big plays era, they back to where they started though...
>>341091646
>tfw still have a yahoo mail account from years ago that you still can't let go
Is it worth upgrading my 280x to anything yet?
BUTTERY SMOOTH
ITS OVER, AMD WON
A M D
WON
NVIDIAKEKS IN FLAMES
buttery smooth
>>341091634
NO
PC PARTS SHOULD HAVE A MINIMUM LIFESPAN OF MORE THAN A FUCKING YEAR
THIS IS WHY PEOPLE STICK TO CONSOLES, AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOUR MACHINE BEING WORTHLESS THE NEXT MONTH
This doom nigga actually just said "buttery smooth."
this woman excel runs on 10teraflops machines
>>341091750
It's gonna happen and it's going to sound terrible... I suppose
>>341091968
Nah you'll be fine.
>>341091508
Soon most likely. Their retarded CEO (a woman, kek) is killing the company and gives no fucks because she's rich anyway.
>>341091684
I heard their female CEO devastated the company with stupid purchases LIKE Tumblr.
>>341091932
Hanna Minx got married and has a kid apparently
>Esports gpu
What?
Where's the link? It's not on Geoff's stream.
oh now I remember why the "PC gaming conference" was so shit last year. It's just a giant advertisement.
More minxy posting pls I wish she was my gf
>eSports video card
How is that even a thing?
Actually thinking of building a new rig with a Polaris card
>>341092176
Yeah, I figure I'll probably need to do a rebuild with a larger motherboard next year so I guess I'll just up the RAM or maybe get a newer CPU.
who bitch this is
>>341092309
I knew that shit already. I thought some had nudes or something.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
Sassy black VR lady!
This woman sounds like Carrie Fisher
THICC BLACK WOMAN
Ok, you guys have exactly 2 minutes to post a picture of this VR setup. I'm losing my shit.
some random chink woman is trying to sell nvidia knockoff cards during the stream
don't know why nobody enters to take her out
really weird shit
>>341092309
>not even coming up in archive
what a shame
lmao who the fuck is gonna use that shit
vr is such a meme
>>341092049
Jesus what did you buy? I still had an amd 7850 and used it until like 2 months ago. Stop maxing out your graphics settings and then saying it's obsolete if you aren't getting 60
>>341092571
AMD shilling, we all knew it was coming.
>>341092632
Shit she totally does
>that fucking backpack
God, this new Ghostbusters movie looks abysmal.
>fall over in VR
>crush your $2000 VR rig
WHO YOU GONNA CALL?
Haha laughed fucking outloud at this niggers smirking lips holy shit
Smack lips
Mhmm o hunnyyy
>>341092410
i hope you're just ironically shitposting because all the conferences are giant advertisements.
>That fat nig
>That backpack
I just threw up a little.
>VR ghostbusters backpack
what the everloving fuck
holy
fucking
what
preorder AMD's new walkofabridge packback today! only 399$
VR NIGRESS CONFIRMED
LITERALLY THICK VR
>>341092561
nah no nudes
>>341092710
she looks a lot better. seriously didn't she use to be fat? now she looks slim ut still has those boob and nice curves
>we each have two eyes
I DON'T YOU FUCKING CUNT
Are you serious???
>making a stupid fucking VR backpack thing when wireless HMDs are just around the corner anyway
>>341092758
>not wearing your PC on your back
>not doing VR on the bus
AMD CEO looks like she hates being there. Again.
anyone have a screencap of the vr backpack?
>>341093010
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I can't believe how hard VR is still being pushed this E3 with how much of a complete failure and flop it has been. I mean literally no one bought this shit or cares.
Oh no
>>341093083
Of course she does
It's like a mum who goes along with some cringeworthy shit with their son and hates it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
We all love CPUs!
SERIOUS SAM NIGGAS
PC WON
ANSWER!!!!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10476503
>stationary shooter vr game
gee, so fucking original
___________AH
Serious Sam, a game where the movement of the player is critical, now has a VR entry, where you stand still and shoot.
>AMD announcing more polaris cards
>"Oh thank fuck, something more powerful than a 480"
>470 and 460, sub-poorfag cards
Oh, AMD....
>>341092980
Demoman please.
>Serious Sam VR
>Serious Sam Standing Simulator
WHAT
WHY
CROATIA
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WHY
>mfw idk if my pc can handle vr
>>341093169
They're trying to salvage as much as they can
>>341093112
Who the fuck cares, the famous AAAAAAAAAAAAA meme man came up fr a second
Anyone else wanna fuck Lisa?
>>341091590
Hannah Minx
Why is Doom being shilled so hard?
>>341093347
VR won't be worth it until the porn games get good. This is my opinion.
When will this VR meme die?
Its expensive as fuck. Its uncomfortable as fuck. Development is limited because you can't let players move without killing them with motion sickness.
>>341093379
Me. I have a granny fetish
I bet you faggots don't even wear your goddamn PC on your back.
>Serious Sam
>stainding still in VR
All i wanted out of this was a Sunset Overdrive port, I'm gonna be disappointed arnt i?
>>341093460
>as fuck
you're well educated
>for you
can someone explain what all this for you nonsense is nowadays? who else would it be for? it's like after all these nogames and muh movies they feel the need to remind gamers that they actually exist
>one hour into stream
>let's talk about video games
Wow took him long enough
AMD is 4u!
Its Dork Souls
>Zen shilling
This is going to be FX all over again. Top kek at /g/ getting so hype over this garbage.
>>341093169
No one bought it because it's not affordable for everyone yet, it's obviously going to blow up
>>341093413
I guess because they think it's synonymous with PC gaming. The new one is fun, but far from being the peak of graphics tech right now.And I played it on Xbone anyway
these are the same devs as life is strange?
>Fart music
I'm fucking laughing
BLOODBORNE CONFIRMED FOR PC
>>341093284
More people having better cards means devs spend more on making their games look less shit.
bloodborne 2: the trumpeting shit
Why don't people put any effort into gameplay videos any more?
If you get hit 50 times fucking re-record it
>>341093347
it'll be another 2-3 years before you start seeing vr games that are actually worth playing.
>THIS MUSIC
im dying
>>341093589
He's a big guy
>>341093589
>>341093629
They just caught on to Baneposting, big guy.
is this the walking simulator people trying to make an actual game
>Bloodborne from guys who have no idea
>>341093460
>I never tried VR in my life
out
ANIMEBORNE 2 PC EXCLUSIVE
SONYKEKS BTFO
fucking memeborne: western garbage edition
Nice Twilight game.
>Run doom on CPU alone
Interesting if true.
AT LEAST THIS LOOKS LIKE A REAL GAME
>i personally enjoyed Remember M-y ass
I enjoyed life is strange. Was kinda hyped for their next project but this shit looks whack. Like a lame PS2 game. Was expecting gothic vampire episodic game but we get this trash.
Lmao fucking bloodbourne dark souls knock off
Seriously WHO approved that fucking music
>GORE ENGINE TECHNOLOGY
EARLY ACCESS DONE RIGHT
