How do you like 'em asaris /v/?
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
Just cuckold me, family.
>>341061264
I don't see what the deal is.
The females never look as they do in the trailer as the do in-game. They always look better. You're just being autistic.
>>341061742
>I don't see what the deal is.
>I don't see what the deal is.
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>I don't see what the deal is.
>>341061742
Every single asari has been a pretty blue woman, and now that being ugly is progressive they made a shrek faced asari
>>341061742
Sera goes to space.
>>341061264
It's one asari, it's not like previous ME games had hot asari. The only attractive asari have been: Liar, Samara, Shaira
The rest have looked like blue niggers
>>341061264
SHE'S A MAN BABY
>>341062567
Well, I've never cared for Asari, so it's just another alien to me.
>341069382
I know this is bait so I'm going to deny you your (You).
The point of Asari is that they are attractive to every species in the galaxy, in ME2 you can hear some guys talking about how they're all attracted to them and wondering why the others are.
No conclusion, but the biggest theory is that they manipulate their appearance to be attractive to the other species passively, with the only possible exception being Asari that reach the matriarch stage of life.
To keep it short.
There are no ugly Asari.
This uggo goes against lore.
>>341061264
SOME
>>341072334
BODY ONCE TOLD ME
>>341069382
Here's your (You)
>>341061264
>>341061264
Slutty
Not like that trans shit
>>341062346
kek, perfect
Ok, /v/, time to make predictions as to how badly they can fuck this one up.
I'll start
>Some passive aggressive comments against the ending backlash
>>341072728
>>341062346
Looks more like the Michael Bay Ninja Turtles.
>>341061264
All I see is Michael J. Pollard
>>341062270
That's true, tho. Trailer Morrigan and Leliana looked like shit. DAO Morrigan and Leliana looked 10x better.
>>341072728
Flirting is a crime now?
>>341074867
Get out of here with that shit, trailer Leliana was GOAT
>>341075702
Don't reply to him scumbag. He didn't give you consent. Do you really think you can just go around raping people with your words?
Fugly
MEfags on suicide watch!
https://youtu.be/oV4Nvgb5Pq8
Her face goes from fake to retarded fast
>>341077914
Most Bioware fans at this point are gays who unironically love ugly women, or fat women who rub one out to the thought of emotionally unavailable alien males seeing their inner beauty (underneath the fat rolls) and pounding them with their scaly 8-inch alien dick.
I don't think it matters.
>>341061264
Can't wait to have hot, steamy ayylien sex with this fine specimen.
>>341077914
Do you seriously think there are any sane ME fans left after ME3?
They're all either Tumblr incarnate or battered housewife fans
>>341061264
Is that a trap asari? Are they evolving?
>>341079281
Traps are prettier than that.
>>341072774
THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME
>>341061264
give me that hamburglar mask senpai
here's my fix
r8
>>341080621
fools errand/10
>>341079281
>trap
To be a trap, one has got to look indistinguishable from a female
>>341077914
>implying anyone that actually likes mass effect cares if there's a chick in it who doesn't look like a model
>>341061264
I see that Patton Oswalt guy
>>341061742
This. There's nothing wrong with their new design
>>341080621
much better
good job anon
If I recall in mass effect two there is a a bar at which a bunch of guys from different species are watching an asari dancing on their table and talking. One of the bits of their conversation has them taking about her and they come to realize that they all have a very different impression of what she looks like and tentatively come to the unsettling conclusion that asari psychically manipulation peoples perception of them so they seem attractive to everyone. An ugly Asari is actually lore breaking.
>>341080218
I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
>>341080621
Not bad. Not bad at all.
itt draw your Asari waifu
>>341083856
Only autists give a shit
>>341061742
the issue is that it isn't a kawaii neko uguu moeblob grey alien, which means that it isn't up to the esteemed standards of memespouting neckbeards
Aren't they supposed to have scaly skin
>Literally some ugly blue human with tentacle hair
it's amazing how uninspired mass effect "aliens" are
>>341083350
Holy shit, I was just about to say Patton Oswalt.
Maybe they used his daughter for the motion cap?
>>341083856
>lore breaking.
Top kek.
Mass Effects lore is threadbare at best.
Basically space magic that gets explained by "lol eezo"
>>341084708
Now you realize that ME started as retro-inspired sci-fi before they threw that out the window
>>341083856
If that's the straw that broke the camel's back for you, then sure.
But for most of us, the lore has been ass-ffucked into frothy oblivion. Nothing makes sense and the points don't matter.
>>341080621
The face needs to be made more narrow. The Asari have never had faces that broad before- she looks more like a Krogan than the actual Krogan half-breed we've met in the games.
>>341061264
>>341071849
>>341083856
>>341084228
>implying unattractive asari is an unheard of concept
>>341082804
Why the FUCK is there a Gulpin there?
I was gonna buy this on day 1 but now they can go fuck themselves. I'm literally that upset over this picture.
>>341084708
Asari were deliberately designed to look like Star Trek aliens, though. I will give Mass Effect credit on one thing- even though most of the aliens are bipedal humanoids, they do tend to have more creativity put into their designs than the vast majority of baseline sci-fi.
>>341085430
Exactly. Only autists care she is unattractive
>>341085430
There were a couple who weren't attractive. The spectre in one of the DLCs and the butch matriarch bartender to name a few.
>>341083856
No, they meant an Asari has a part they each like, not she literally looks different to them.
>>341085430
>Unattractive matron
Wow, what a shocker. It's like she's OLD or something as opposed to looking like a man
>>341085151
No, what gets me is the very idea of making a new mass effect because it means there will either be a canon story line to the original trilogy which invalidates everything the players did or they will have to totally avoid touching the subject at all.
>>341085430
Call me a faggot but I think Morinth is sexy.
>>341086792
then why do people want a me movie?
>>341061264
Where is this from? Can i see any new video?
>>341086792
The method of traveling to Andromeda will be a last-ditch attempt to escape the Reaper onslaught.
The "ark" will leave the Milky Way galaxy before the final confrontation in ME3.
That way, there is no way for anyone in Andromeda to know how the end played out. That way they don't have to ever address it. Which is the entire reason the game is going to Andromeda in the first place.
Isn't the species suppose to give the effect that they're attractive to other species's males because they have no males of their own?
>>341085051
The problem is that ME1 made great pains to explain everything that happened as you played, even if it was with "eezo did it".
ME2 onwards just did whatever the fuck and never gave any explanation unless you dug through the codex
>>341087425
knowing Bioware, the Asari psychically projects unattractive characteristics because she doesn't want to engage in physical sex, and will be available as the game's first openly "asexual" relationship.
>>341085372
like this?
>>341087913
That's because the guy who wrote all that codex stuff left halfway through ME2 (Chris L'Etoile).
And the series writing was slowly taken over by Casey's writer pet Mac "Cerberus Space Wizards Did It" Walters.
im just happy we have krogan
>please dont fuck them like you fucked the Qunari, bioware
>>341078234
Thats mean but true
That video tells it all
>>341086451
>old
except she isn't
that's morinth, not samara retard
>>341085430
I like her better than the archaeologist.
>>341087958
>"asexual" relationship
How the fuck does this work
>>341088754
Fuck if I know. I can only explain what the Bioware tumblrinas say. I can't make it make sense. I don't have that kind of power.
>>341088465
It's almost always these ugly fucks pushing that shit. Like with the cuckhold fetish. They truly must think it is the only way they'll ever get laid. I cannot imagine having so little self-respect.
>>341088754
The man gets to give the woman money, emotional support and resources while getting nothing back outside the privilige of saying he's in a relationship.
>>341088754
>How the fuck does this work
Are you a teenager?
>>341061264
wait does she have literal eyebrows? liara`s werent made of actual hair, hers are as far as i can see
>>341088754
>I dislike all kinds of sex
>I still want a boyfriend/girlfriend though, romance and everything
I guess it's something like that, you don't find many "asexuals" willing to explain it that aren't nutjobs or attention whores.
>>341089446
I'm a biologically functional adult with urges
>>341087976
Actually looks like an Asari now.
>>341071849
>No conclusion, but the biggest theory is that they manipulate their appearance to be attractive to the other species passively, with the only possible exception being Asari that reach the matriarch stage of life.
I think it's more of a case of the asari having features that each species find attractive in some way, something that's inherently like them. If they actually changed their appearance to appeal to specific species through pheromones or what have you, the illusion would disappear on photographs. I also don't think BioWares writers thought it through properly.
No EDI no buy
>>341090328
Dead, anon.
>bioware fans still exist
>ass effect fans still exist
Explain
>>341089464
Shit, I didn't notice that. You're right though, Asari are completely hairless, so she shouldn't have eyebrows unless they're penciled in, like Liara's obviously are.
>>341090405
You cant kill true love anon
So will they model quarian faces this time or more public domain photo shenanigans?
>>341078234
Even the spaceship looks retarded.
Oh can I still say retarded?
Even the spaceship looks like an exceptional individual.
>>341088465
If this guy >>341087359 is right and they left before the reaper invasion came to a head then any krogan would still have the genophage, would be unable to create a sustainable population with the numbers available, and would die off entirely in just a couple of generations. Not that Bioware pays that close attention to their own lore, just saying.
>>341090668
Space magic can
>No Geth squadmate or Geth civilians mingling with other races
FUCK BIOWARE
>>341089446
ITP: Taking exceptions to the rule to the absolute extreme.
>>341061264
I love Asaris (male)!
>entirely different galaxy
>same aliens
I dunno what the problem is. People have wildly diffrent tastes. Mass Effect's previously suffered from same-face because of how crap the facial animations have been; if they'd had this level of tech for ME1 and 2, I bet a lot of Asari would have looked way less generic. Atleast she looks vaguely realistic at this point rather than like the stiff, plastic faced character of the Mass Effect series.
>>341091034
Only if they're cute. This one is not.
>>341091237
>N-No you see the exploration ship has all the same races but you'll meet new ones in the new galaxy!
They should have started fresh
>>341090328
>the ship AI becomes a hot bimbo
>the most beautiful alein race canonically now look fugly and mixed
>bioware will never gow down
>EA will never sell the IP to a competent studio
So much potential waisted. Fucking hell, I will never not be butthurt about how the series turned out.
Fuck you EAware, just fuck you
>>341078685
I'm gay. GTFO with your ugly broads in my video games.
>>341078234
The chick at the end, that jew nose, wow.
She looks like Ashley Burch 100%.
>>341061264
JHAHAHAHAHAHAAH LIARAFAGS GETTING BTFO
Good thing i choose best waifu (Pic related).
>>341092294
gay women*
>>341090907
then that would mean the krogan are the same angry fucks that are in me1 and 2.
>>341087113
faggot
>>341091403
But what's wrong with this Asari (male)?
>>341092881
>>341090907
My guess:
>Ark includes Krogan females
>questline to cure the genophage (again)
>no available choice about whether it's moral or wise, only the requirement that you cure it
>>341092928
He's ugly.
>tfw
>>341092530
>tali
>best waifu
pick one and only one
>>341092286
Don't lose hope, anon.
The moment they decide virtue signalling isn't worth the effort, or if they find a new company better at it, they'll drop them in a heartbeat.
>>341080621
It can't be fixed. It needs to be remade entirely.
>>341093510
Except both are true.
>>341093354
>no maelon data
>no mordin
>no padok
literally impossible
also, fuck them.
i want them angry and ready to kill, not puff and pamper so they get lazy
>>341093484
her tight suit always sold me to her
>>341093443
But she still has a vagina (male)
>>341093484
brehs
>>341093795
All I wanted was to build her a house on the homeworld goddammit!!!
>>341078234
All these bitches look unfuckable
>>341061264
She doesn't look like a man to me, just butch as hell.
>>341093484
>>341093795
>>341080621
Not bad, expression is weird as fuck but there's nothing to be done.
>>341061264
why does she(?) look so derpy?
>>341097115
Because even though all asari are female, this one identifies as a male and uses he/him pronouns.
think about the types of people this game is made for.
