Comfy Microshill E3 "conference"designated shitpostingthread.
Sticky too fast? Tired of people replying with one line of all-caps just repeating what's happening on screen as if you can't see it?
Then this might be the thread for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUnjagpHHSY
Optimism and a generally pleasant attitude preferredbut not required.
Who will win, /v/?
Vote for your sides!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10449665/
>someone finally got audio level mixing and mic placement right so that we don't have to listen to the fucktard presenting swallowing their spit and breathing heavily
Microsoft confirmed for technical excellence award for best presentation.
I can already tell these captions are going to be a fucking goldmine.
They just made the xbox useless
when were you when xbox won in 5 minutes?
>>341054817
>girl pulls the alien over
>doesn't kill him
WOMEN NOT EVEN ONCE
Wow looks exciting.
Laura Bailey is still cute.
>>341053992
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
Can we just end games?
This is the corniest Gears I've ever seen
WHO STILL BUYS GEARS OF WAR?!
Where were you when TAKE THAT
NOW PRESENTING THE NEW XBOX ONE SLIM, ALSO AVAILABLE FOR PC!
>XB1 and W10 exclusive
okay i wasn't paying much attention is the xbox s thing more powerful or does it just have new features
>>341054257
>posting those tryhard circlejerk videos
>>341055124
it won by making itself redundant by saying everything will be also on PC?
>>341053992
299 US DOLLARS
not that bad actually and apparently is really small
great voice acting guys, wow
Why get an Xbox one ass when you get all the """"""""""""exclusives""""""""""" on pc?
Also all this brown looks amazing!
>ALWAYS THE SAME SHIT
People stopped caring about this games a lot ago
At least I wish that was true
>>341055350
PS4 is still smaller
>microsoft is this desperate to sell Windows 10
Lmao
>Hey you look like you need a pick-me-up.
>BUY THE PC VERSION OF GOW4 AND GET THE XBONE VERSION FREE
>CROSSPLAY STRAIGHT FROM LAUNCH
IF THEY CONTINUE THIS UP THEY FUCKING WIN
PC GAMING IS SAVED
>you will never cum in laura while she's doing one of her memorable character voices
>orlando shooting
>showing violent games at their conference
This is poetry.
Why so many video game with gun?
Is Troy Baker in this?
>>341055312
It's smaller.
That's literally it.
Apparently some people are really concerned about their TV cabinet space usage.
Laura is bad at voicing dudebro shit.
gears of wars < cringe < black people < cringe female < one liners
this game looks so bad lmao
If a game is on the 3DS and Wii U is considered an exclusive then why wouldn't a game that is on Windows 10 and the Xbox One?
>>341055390
It really looks like it brings nothing new to the formula at all.
God, fuck Gears.
>>341055314
>circlejerk
Literally how though
>>341055436
>win10 requires
>windows store required
kill yourself, shill
>retard hits himself with the sawblade launcher
>>341055513
This.
She sounds like a butch lesbian.
>>341055350
Why play on an inferior console when you can play it on a PC?
*Windows 10 exclusive
Oh right
>actually showing gameplay
>still obviously scripted
Meh, better than EA's event.
So why don't competitors schedule their conferences at the same time as other companies?
>>341055312
More powerful for features, not gameplay.
4k video playback for the normies, just like the PS4k is going to be like.
PUNS PUNS PUNS PUNS PUNS PUNSOk I'm a sucker for buzzsaw gunsPUNS PUNS PUNS PUNS PUNS PUNS
>IR BLASTER is a designated Sonygger blaster gun
>>341055436
Gonna buy it on Xbone & play on PC
Might as well get the retail version, trade in some shitty PS4 games for it
>looks like boring shit
If you like this game you literally need to take your own life
This is the epitome of generic garbage shooter for dudebros
Gear looks identical to the first one.
>>341055124
"microsoft" won
xbox was buried 10 feet under
This game is the definition of generic.
>>341055586
>muh windows 10 boogyman
Are you afraid they'll find your cp?
Literally no reason not to.
Why are you all fucking retarded?
You realize you NEED Windows 10 to play these games?
How is xbox "finished" when you're literally supporting microsoft on a different platform?
>>341055483
Because people keep buying games with guns.
>>341055535
because you can't build your own 3DS or Wii U for less than the other one.
why is literally everyone in this thread like 3 minutes behind the stream
get on twitch or refresh or something you faggots
They should rename this 50 Shades of Brown
Holy fuck what a boring game
It's just shitty cover shooter #35112341823
who cares
>>341055631
Isn't that a perfect fit for a chickbro?
>>341055727
HAHAH SO MAD
>>341055124
>Saying that while Sony hasn't even shown up yet.
THANK GOD ALL THESE WAIST-HIGH BARRIERS ARE HERE, ELSE WE'D BE FUCKED
Apparently it's Xbone and Windows 10 exclusive
>>341055535
Because the idea of "Microsoft exclusive" doesn't count anymore.
unless you're Helldivers or Street Fighter 5 in which case you're "Sony Console Exclusive"
>>341055480
>orlando shooting
The guy killed 49 faggots. He's a hero.
>Xbox Oneand Windows 10exclusive
BROADCAST THIS
>>341055807
For some reason, twitch fucks up myAMD Drivers.
It like freezes and crashes it and shit.
Youtube hasn't, so far
>>341055807
Around these parts, we watch on Youtube with the pope.
The crowd is deadly silent and will only applaud when the Official Microsoft(TM) Seat Tasers activate
So Gears is exactly the same as it was a decade ago I'm assuming?
*sighs*
I'm so sick of this glorification of gun culture.
It's 2016.
Luckly those lightnings doesn't go over covers
>>341055778
>dude just tear down your backyard fence
>what are you, afraid they are gonna find some shit there?!?!
>CUTTING OUT CURSING
ooooooh, scary
jesus christ this is awful
WE'RE BURNING YOUR WHAT?
non-gaymer here.
So this isn't the Xbox 1.5?
Is there going to be ANOTHER upgraded Xbox with better specs coming next year
>>341055815
Some people like cover shooters
the hate for them is a reddit teir meme pleb
>>341055803
>you can build a PC that can run high end new games for less than $299
>>341055124
Yeah, winning by fucking over their console fan base who invested in their machine. Totally winning. Yes, I own one, I'm sorry I do now.
>299 dollars
>4k
>crossplay
Doesn't matter what Nintendo or Sony is going to show Microsoft WON E3 2016
Seriously, what are these new enemies? Didn't Gears 3 wrap everything up?
WOOOOOO YEAH *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
>>341055727
Go back to your weebshit, faggot.
TOO HOT FOR E3
>CAN'T SAY BAD WORDS ON STREAM
K E K
>but muh mummy
>CENSORED
REEEEEEEEE
was that censored?
It looks pretty okay apart from >muh diversity
>censoring
Fuck you
who is this semen demon
>dat janky ass censor.
[CENSORED]
oh god those week applause
DID THEY JUST CENSOR THE CHARACTER CUSSING?
Did they just censor that..?
wow that was fucking awful haha
>Censored their own game
>>341056019
Bait better next time
>>341055862
No, it's generic as fuck.
>>341055727
>>341055776
It's not generic at all though. It has a unique setting and pretty cool guns. They also invented the overtly cover based gampelay so it can't be generic.
>censored
what the fuck is gears of war even about anymore? I though it was about the locus taking over the world.
>muh strong female
Oi
>THEN WE'RE BURNING YOUR
what did she mean by this?
>>341055954
can't wait to see all those PS4/XB1/PC exclusives
>>341053992
>censored
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
>Great idea, Jenkins. Thanks to those crazy weather effects normies won't notice how tedious this game is.
>we cant't swear! We will offend somebody!
>>341055815
>Holy fuck what a boring game
>It's just shitty cover shooter #35112341823
This comment brought to you by Uncharted fanboy.
lol cut out because of orlando gay shooting
Gear Of Wars - how to get mother back
>THEN WE'RE [CENSORED]
I DIDN;T KNOW WE WERE WATCHING NINTENDO
THEN WE'RE BURNING YOUR
*CENSORED TOO HOT FOR E3*
>Those weak claps.
Lol.
>>341056064
This
Consumers rights > video games
hello where are the real games?
CENSORSHIP CONFIRMED
MICROSHIT IS FINISHED
This voice acting does not sound like a battlefield at all. Sounds like casual talking.
>>341056081
>>341055873
Don't you have to be at some Gamestop asking about preordering the latest CoD?
>SHE SO STRONK WOMYN
>Those fucking spaghetti arms
>those enemies running past the MC but not actually doing shit to him
>that minigun enemy not hitting anything despite the characters standing right in the way
NOT SCRIPTED GUYS
[CENSORED]
>THEN WE'RE BURNING YOUR (INAUDIBLE) DOWN
what did she mean by this?
>"out of the storm, into the swarm"
>"...really?"
At least its self aware
>>341055672
Because even if you get more viewers than they do, you're still getting less than all of them (which you could get if you had your conference by itself).
Focusing on attacking other companies is a great way to lose focus on what you should be doing, which is making a great product that doesn't need scummy marketing.
I knew there was going to be another Gears. We all knew. I'm surprised it's so same-y looking though.
Also Laura Bailey still sounds like a weeb animu character even in dudebro games
God this is awful. Half of the time he is taking cover or walking. All that fucking noise and dialogue is done to give the player the illusion that something is happening. Modern console games are made for drooling retards.
Wow
Video games are fucking dead
>show up
>show Slim
>announce cross buy
>announce cross play
>immediately start with Gameplay
>like 10 minutes of gameplay
I'm not even mad.
>>341056040
I thought it was the stream messing up for a moment.
Is this the first time swear words were censored in E3? I don't like this, guys.
>>341055783
>How is xbox "finished"
>xbox
The XBOX is finished, not Microsoft. There is now zero need to buy an xbone, unless you're a dumb fuck casual who doesn't know how to upgrade a graphics card.
why were people cheering for that random old guy?
>edgy controller
Wew
PREORDER THE CONTROLLER PLEASE
GET THAT ASS BANNED
JUST FUCK MY CONTROLLER UP FAMILY
CRINGE
>>341056416
>which is making a great product that doesn't need scummy marketing.
Nice one
Woo actually some KI stuff!
Didn't expect that.
>>341056450
They never said it was horde mode
>>341053992
>Here's your controller bro
>>341056097
>Eviscerate all the people you want but don't say "fuck"
My fellow Americans disgust me
>>341056064
Yeah, 299 to play games I already played 10 years ago, what a deal!
>>341053992
Looks pretty I guess but this looks like a game which belonged at E3 2 years ago.
I thought M$ was going to pull it back this year.
>We can show people getting cut up by chainsaws, but swearing is a no no
Fucking logic
>Censored.
Video games really are for kids.
AYOOO WE WUZ KILLER IIINSTEEEENCT
>show combat, chainsawing shit
>censor swear word
AMERICA JUST WHY
>>341056470
That's Marcus Phoenix you cuck
Gears of War 4 looked so bad and generic I wouldn't even pay a single dollar for that hot trash
Jesus christ Xbox is so bad it's unreal
the most played fightan game on xbox one
>SMACKS LIPS
The only fighting game on xbox one*
>Xbone1ass 5/10
>Gears of brown 2/10
>battletoads
>barely any applause
>halo
>WOOO YEAH
fuck my life.
>>341056562
USA
S
A
>Killer Instinct
Oh boy the only good exclusive here.
>>341056056
And people are tired of playing cover sshooters over and over again.
Remember when Xbone fans were crying that PC was getting KI
>>341056469
some people like having a permanent media center for their TV.
Who /ki/ Here
RAMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>341056539
>screams of death coming from the controller
>>341053992
>MOST PLAYED FIGHTING GAME
>on xbox one
How do you do, fellow kids?
WE WUZ ALIUMS N SHEEEEIT
Yaaaawn!
Does anything even like that character?
Xbone One and Windows 10 Exclusive
RAAM
>multiplats: the conference
>tfw Forza Horizon 3 will be announced for PC
Time to buy a wheel.
didn't we already know raam was coming?
Oh look, it's the only good character from Gears of War.
>>341056410
No. A snarky self-aware bad pun is no better than a bad pun. Having the characters say literally nothing would be better.
>>341056450
Anon clean out your ears
>>341056523
This nigga leaked months ago
>General Raam
I guess if you are a 16 year old boy that's cool.
>>341056872
yep
>All these fags on Windows 7 thinking they can play these games
Lel
Xbone One and Windows 10 Exclusive
>>341056846
we totally got exclusive guys
>exclusive
Just spam this shit all conference
Is swearing Windows 10 exclusive?
XBOX ONE
AND
WINDOWS 10
EXXXXXXCLUSIVEEEEE
>>341056846
you do get Microsoft makes pc's right?
>>341056883
That's not Baird and Cole Train
>XBOX ONE AND WINDOWS 10 EXCLUSIVE
So fucking desperate
KANGARROOOOS CONFIRMED SON!!!
IT'S FUCKING OVER HOW CAN MUSTARDS COMPETE
All these weak claps. Didn't they hire any shills?
>australian shitposting sim
>cars
oh for fucks sake
>>341056754
Oh, so a PC, then? Cool.
Tell me again why I should buy a bone?
Hol up
whats dis?
>back to back trailers and no half hour of autists talking
Not going to lie, Microshit have won so far.
>drivan game #36804948
Pass
>See Africa plains & get all excited for a new IP
>Nope, it's just fucking Forza
Oh shit, is this Australia?
>it's a car game
God fucking damnit, I thought we might get something cool.
god dammit o still have forza 6 in its plastic wrap.
>>341056992
EXCLUSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
PPPPppfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff-
i like forza
>rocket bunny kit on a GT-R
Fuck off
LITERALLY DUDEBRO: THE CONFERENCE
GIVE ME REAL GAMES HOLY SHIT
>>341056562
Murrican logic
>>341053992
Xboxne conferences are always the same 3 fucking games
>>341056846
yeah because everyone on /v/ owns windows 10, am i right guys :^)
XBOX ONE AND WINDOWS 10 EXCLUSIVE!
FORZA HORIZON 3
FUCKING BASED.
>write "sticky buttons have never been this badass" in twitch chat
>instantly get 600 second ban
so what buzzword did i say?
>>341056943
>willingly installing windows NASA version
oy gevalt goyim, just install that OS, nothing will happen heheh
>>341057065
if you leave a PC permanently hooked up to your tv you're an idiot.
ok time I guess ill have to give in and install this POS OS
Does "Windows 10 Exclusive" mean it's on Steam, or do they expect you to buy it from Microsoft's store? Are they reviving GFWL or something?
>>341056970
its actually a uncensorship dlc
>>341057006
So why buy an xbox at all
>literally EVERY single new game is also on windows 10
lol
if only windows 10 wasn't so shit I might bother
>Kangaroos
Picked up.
>Racing game
Dropped
>EXCLUSIVE TO XBOX/PLAYSTATION
>*also on PC
It's a fucking joke
CAWS
>>341056943
>all those fags on Windows 10 think their trap porn habit isn't being monitored
>>341057116
Same, thought it could be a cool adventure game or something.
that version of "wicked games" tho
"X-bone One and Windows Ten Exclusive."
>>341057186
Thats no doubt Aus
>>341057153
The best you'll get is Scalebound.
>>341057153
Hey dude we got like three minutes of KI announcing something we already knew.
Lemme just drive my lambo on the fucking beach.
>>341057187
ass
>>341057153
>Forza isn't a real game
>>341057231
It means it requires DX12.
>>341057231
It means it's a W10 Store exclusive, yeah.
It's GFWL 2.0
WELCOME
TO
AUSTRALIA
Why the fuck is everyone using Wicked Game all of a sudden?
>fun, upbeat racing clips
>melodramatic James Bond music
Jesus.
*wo*
WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA CUNT
>>341057231
yes faggot you have to buy it on the windows store for windows 10
>>341053992
>eurobeat
MICROSOFT CONFIRMED FOR WINNING E3
>>341057231
This is what I'm worried about. The Gears guy said you could crossplay through "Xbox Live". If they expect people to pay for XBL on PC they can go fuck themselves.
>>341057256
>no kangaroo racing game
fuck this
STRAYA CUNT
>>341057231
You gotta buy it from Microsoft's store.
No exe. No mods. No SLi/Crossfire support. No dedicated fullscreen.
WELCOM TO ASTRAILIA YA CUNT
WHYD BAUDY KEET
>>341057256
I know, right
Video games are so fucking boring nowadays.
There's nothing new. It's the same shit over and over again.
>Optimism and a generally pleasant attitude preferred
