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>play mercy >never heal anyone >use the blaster to spam
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>play mercy
>never heal anyone
>use the blaster to spam at everything, stealing every elimination from the back of the map without dying
>everyone in my team call me a cunt
>end with the biggest killstreak, damage, etc despite being fucking useless
>final score
>salt mine, everyone ragequit in my team

overwatch gold system is fucking retarded, fight me.
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You'd have an argument if you had won.
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>>341040602
still, playing like a retard technically reward you.
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>>341040339
I would to.
You wasted your potential to get kill while you could have been saving lives and winning the game.
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Sounds like a great way to play those games you know you will lose cause 50% win ratio
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>>341040339
Pls tell me you used the Devil skin doing this
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>>341040798
who care about winning when you can turn everyone mad enough to insult you in the chat, and then make them double mad by simply posting " reported :3 "?
This game is incredibly boring after 40 hours, I simply try to found new way to play.

>>341040913
I do.
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>>341040339
People like you really need to get shot in the head, then get spitroasted in hell for eternity.
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>Bullymeplz

Thanks for letting us know your shitty username. I have reported you to Blizzard and will fuck you over multiple times if I ever see you in the game.
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if you earned three gold medals as combat mercy than the rest of your team was irredeemably bad and healing wouldn't have changed the outcome anyway
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Man am I glad I don't have to deal with this PC autism on console.
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>>341041259
Lol epic story bro XD
You really trolled them
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>>341041307
>>341041501


go make a post on some blizzjew forum plz

This community is retarded and deserve to be fucked in the ass

>3 genji to counter the symmetra exploit in dorado


lmao
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>>341041702
This.
Why are PC players so toxic, bros?
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>>341041846
Cuz they have le better aiming
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>>341041702
no one on consoles is smart enough to come up with a good troll
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>>341041702
>>341041846
>playing an FPS on a console
literally the videogame equivalent of a high schooler bullying kindergardeners
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>>341041783
>symmetra exploit in dorado
Explain?
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>>341041783
>This community is retarded and deserve to be fucked in the ass

And yet you paid money for Overwatch. Who's the bigger retard?
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>>341040339
>blizzard fps
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>>341041783
>>341041259
>He types like a BR
>Plays like a BR

Your subhuman kind isn't welcome here. Or anywhere. Kindly end yourself.
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>>341042062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC9c52D_zvM

1 single rocket can destroy all the sentry but still, people are too retarded to switch for a proper counter.

3 fucking genji.
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whats up with this games matchmaking
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>>341040339
>Acts like a dick
>Costs his team the game for being an insipid cunt
>Brags about it
>"argue with me about it so I can jerk myself off"

School is out for summer.
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>>341042984
>source
>redditfront
please leave
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>>341042727
they might have been in a party together
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>>341042984

and I'll keep playing like that

I'm not breaking any rules
:3
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>>341043538
>He actually reports people

You realize reporting 5 people per game is going to draw attention to yourself, get you investigated and permabanned? And I don't think mommy will buy you another copy.
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>>341043538

Your mom really should have swallowed.
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>>341043538
is submitting false reports okay now?
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>>341043173
>Believing I would actually go to fagland: the website for content and didn't just steal it from somewhere else
>>341043538
(You)
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>>341043773
>permabanned for reporting people insulting you

kys my man
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>>341040339
That game is nothing but a meme. your fault for falling for it. When was the last time Blizzard made a good game with good gameplay?
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>>341040339

>stealing eliminations

Theres a reason they arent called kills in this game anon
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>>341043856
I'll see you in a few weeks spamming threads about how blizzard took your game away :^)
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>>341043856
>player constantly has people upset at him for the way he plays
>said player submits large amounts of reports against players that generally don't have any problems
>easily infer that player submitting reports is the actual issue and remove

that is how this works anon
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...there are retards still playing this crap?
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>>341044060
You're one of those faggot threatening to ban me because I'm not playing the way you like?
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>>341040743
>LOOK AT ME I'M LITERALLY CANCER AND I'M PROUD OF IT!
Nice thread bro
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haha thanks for supporting the forced 50% win ratio goyim, everyone deserves equality!
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>>341044003
You play it? It's certainly not an intense ARTSFPS with Dota elements with multiple hours within each individual game, but it's not a steaming pile of shit. You just think it is because you see it all the time.
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>>341044404
Nope, just a bystander :^)
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>>341044213
Still a quick request would remove the ban if there's no solid reason to punish the account. Playing like garbage isn't one.
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>>341044826
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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>>341044826
lol

blizz won't care you faggot, if anything they'll block you for linking to 4chan
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>>341044826
see
>>341044960
and keep crying ;
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>>341040339

Why wouldn't you literally play anyone else to do what you did but better instead of playing gimped and complaining about it?
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>>341045065
>Still a quick request would remove the ban if there's no solid reason to punish the account. Playing like garbage isn't one.

>Linked to a thread where you admit to playing like a retard to piss people off

Okay :^)
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>Play on PS4
>Don't have to deal with jizzrags lole OP
If I do ever run into Mercy like him, I'll switch to Lucio and steal your Upvotes
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>>341044826
>tfw he got really banned and he's just bluffing right now
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>>341045392
how the fuck do you play with a controller tho
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>>341042727
How are people already level fucking onebillion in under a months time...
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>>341045236
>reddit force trying so hard

nothing will happen and you know it you fucking faglord
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>>341045657
You smell afraid.
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>>341045657
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>>341045621
you get an exp bonus when playing with friends
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>>341045501
I play with a controller on PC. This game was made for a controller.
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>Play with pubs
>Not expecting hijinks.

Hi my name is Symmetra and I like to place portals next to the base room portal as well as portals that will spawn you off the side of a cliff

:]
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>People actually take this shit competitively
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>>341045884
(You)
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Old /v/:
>Griefing shenanigans are loved and lead into a whole thread concerning stories and videos of griefing adventures

Neo /v/:
>REEEE GET OUT OF HERE NORMIE YOU'RE NOT PLAYING THE GAME LIKE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GOD YOUR BAD IM GOING TO REPORT YOU
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>>341045775
>>341045851


>people only get a one day auto-mute from the ig chat for death threat
>you're stupid enough to think this will get me banned
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the potg is usually retarded too
also the voting screen after the match is worthless
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>>341044418
>reading comprehension
He's complaining about the ranking system being fucked up and actually rewarding retards like himself
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>>341045910
I only saw that once and it was when I was grouped with somebody and a pair of faggots were fucking the game up

people need to get it out of their head that it's not tf2 where you can fuck off the whole time cause the other 10+ people will handle it
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>>341040743
It doesn't though.
You got the same "reward" as you would had you just played anyone else and lost. Medals and commends don't mean anything. You get less experience per minute on losing matches than winning ones, as well as every one of those people likely blocked and avoided you. Some probably reported you; do this enough and Blizzard will end up blindly banning you based on number of reports. You also damage your hidden MMR value and get closer to being in the shitter bracket that has no exit.
In what metric have you been rewarded? I don't see it, so I'm assuming this is bait.
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>>341045501
You use the right stick to aim and press R2 or RT to shoot.
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>>341046165
If it helps you sleep.
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>>341046064
You made it obvious that you weren't actually around for "old" /v/.
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>>341046064
>Griefing shenanigans are loved
This never happened. you inbreds are like the faggots that think everyone is gay because you are.
Jump off a bridge kid.
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>>341046397
>Thinking I care about win/lose when salty tears are my primary objective.

Its fine, I'll just switch to your character and and comment that you arent getting kills so you should get off them
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>>341042727
What do those stars under the portraits mean?
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>play whatever character
>losing badly
>switch to bastion for the last minute or two of the game
>get PotG
>everyone salty

Serves them right for winning.
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>salt
>salt
>bully me
yeah ok buddy back off to reddit now
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>>341043856
are those blood splatters from birds?
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>>341046841
small hobo
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>>341045995
(You)
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>>341046441

Actually medals give you more experience, but winning would have been better.
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>>341040339

>"Salt." "Kill Yourself." "My team sucks (or some variation)"

Did I just summarize all of Overwatch?
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>play overwatch
>it's shit but whatever it's new
>get to level 30 and get bored
>go back to tf2
Doing gods work anon, hopefully more people realize this game is ass
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Whenever there's no support I go Zenyatta until someone else switches to Lucio/Mercy.

My record is 7-2 with him. Almost every time someone switches to the better supports it's from Hanzo or something, and then I have the chance to switch to an offense hero to actually kill people for them.
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>>341046837
Pistoletov game when
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>>341047778
>I go Zenyatta
>someone switches to the better supports
Zenyatta is the best support you mong
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>>341047620

But even if you get 3 gold medals, you only get the exp. boost value of one of them, not 3. He could have healed the whole game, and got the healing gold medal and actually have been of value and still earned the same amount of exp.
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>tfw got POTG as Zenyatta

only now can I rest
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>Currently 105
>Only played 2 characters
>Still not bored

Im glad i have found a good game that i can play with friends.
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>>341042156
is that every gun or just mercy?

i feel like mercy and dva out of mech both have like homing bullets. I never miss with either one of them when im jumping around trying not to die and firing in the general direction of the enemy
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>>341047778
Zenyatta is my go to support unless they have a Widowmaker, then I go for Lucio.
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>>341047987
More experience. There's a win bonus and time played past a certain point grows exponentially instead of static.
So a 4 minute match time loss earns you less than 50% of a 8 minute match time win on time played.
Also, if you group, all those bonuses increase even more. Which he never will, since no one will group with him.
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>>341040339
>Defeat

Yeah nah. Ur a cunt mate. Maybe if you actually healed, you would've won.
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>>341048209

it's for most guns.

Most guns have bullet magnetism as the shots will slightly home in towards them, and also characters hurtboxes extend a bit off of their model.
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>join game
>after loading finishes our team instantly loses without even getting to spawn
does this count as a loss?
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Sound pretty fun. It's just a game after all
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>>341048517
I don't think the game counts anything until you leave the heal/character change area.
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>>341048404
If he managed to get gold medals as Mercy relying on his team probably would have been worse
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>>341046064
Greifing shenanigans are fun when they are creative or had some modicum of thought put into them. A good example is that tf2 video where the guy played as a scout, blocked the door of the spawn and would only let people out if they could answer trivia questions. OP is just playing like a faggot and blaming his team for a loss. It's not creative, interesting, or funny. It's just sad.

>>341040339
How old are you by the way? I'm legitimately curious.
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>>341040339

At least you tried
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>>341043538
Another defeat i guess?

Well Played ;)
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Is SEA included in the Americas?

I mean I know about the Asia servers. But all I see there are Chinese and Korean.
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>>341042352
Inevitably going to get patched but will be fun to try at some point before they do. I'm on console so they really would have no idea what to do I imagine.
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>>341042352
That YouTuber gave me cancer. Because you posted that, you cause cancer.

You fag.
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>>341047778
Zen is arguably too strong. If he gets you in your sight he will obliterate you, especially if your health is 250 or below. His orbs have no drop off so he can practically stand on the other side of the map and snipe you.

And even if he can't aim for shit, his discord orb is enough to turn the tide of battle.
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