Clementine is fucking a chad? Why do normies ruin everything that is good and pure?
Whats a chad?
No one has given a shit about Telltale's TWD since the first season.
I can't believe I'm going to pirate this filth.
>>341018312
/r9k/ pls go
Is she 18 yet?
>>341018452
This
I am legit excited.
Loved Season 1, was disapointed by season 2.
Still love the series and i will buy it when all episodes are relased in 2019.
>>341018452
Yeah that's why we had 3+ 500 post threads when this was revealed
>>341019046
Same here. I gotta see it through to the end, no matter how bullshit it gets.
>>341018862
>post apocalyptic world
>age limits
:^)
>Post apocalypse
>hurrr durrr le status quo le normie chad that makes me feel insecure REEEEEEEE!
Go back to /r9karantine/
>>341018312
It's disgusting. In the last games Clem was a pure little girl and now she's apparently taking Chad dick on the regular? WTF? How is this acceptable?
>>341018452
>play TWD 1st season
>have quite a lot of fun
>play TWD 2nd season
>play as Clem
>okay, I don't like the sound of that but let's see
>a fucking small girl starts sewing her own wound on her arm with a huge ass needle
I know this is a world of zombie apocalypse but that moment ruined my sense of anything realistic and I couldn't bring myself to finishing it since.
>>341019052
Spoiler alert: /v/ has shit taste.
>>341021953
The problem is that everyone in the game treats her like an adult and wants her to do shit for them.
All adults are incompetent.
>>341023971
Well she's definitely going to get treated like an adult in this game.
![stC2t[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Dvhcuiv.jpg "stC2t[1].jpg")
>>341018312
This new clem is doing things to my dick and I don't like it
>>341019179
>end
>we want the cuck audience
>>341018312
sorry to say but beta males like you all died in the apocalypse.
>>341018312
Wait, is she missing a finger on her left hand?
> Someone we know nothing about does all the talking
> Clem says nothing in the trailer
Already fucking up.
>>341025112
>white chad and black-ish girl
>cuck audience
>>341021953
It was ruined for me at the very start.
>two adults let a little girl into an unknown possibly occupied building while they go fool around
>little girl who has learned that the world will kill her if she isn't careful all the time just leaves her gun on a sink while she goes to the bathroom
>Omid
Just fuck him. I know he was a coward but just fuck him, he deserved that bullet.
It would have been slightly better if they just cut right to just Clem and the chick being angry at her without fully explaining what happened. Not great but better than that fucking start.
Seriously I didn't care to finish the other episodes because of that shit start
Is there footage of seaso n3?
>>341018312
obviously to spite you.
>>341025943
>white chad
>white
>>341025779
oh shit you're right
she's missing half a finger
>>341018312
Telltale better let me have her be gay.
>>341026346
Just a teaser with a zombie faffing about before Clem shoots it and we see the scene in OP's image where they reload and talk for two seconds.
>>341027694
They also mention a mark, one shared by the faffing zombie and the chad, and that it means "they're getting close" and the dude tells someone to hold on. So presumably their tracking down some odd group that's marking people and took someone Clementine and him are after.
>clem is no longer a virgin
I have a daughter IRL and this is my worst nightmare
>>341023971
I wish we just played as Kenny in Season 2 instead. At least it would be more believable to be the only reasonable adult in a group of retards and not a fucking kid.
>>341027851
PEOPLE have SEX?
>>341021953
Having Clem as the protag was a mistake.
>normies
For fuck's sake reddit, go away already
>>341027851
congratulations you've learned most people have a penis and biological urges influence them to put it in other things
That guys shape is fucking ridiculous, how does somebody get that kind of body in a world where food is obviously incredibly sparse?
>>341027851
Well congratulations on helping your father-in-law realise his worst nightmare.
>one billion years after TWD S1
>TTG still hasn't moved past that art style which has far outstayed its welcome
>>341028495
TTG went into overdrive after TWD1's success. Releasing 3 games per year instead of properly polishing one good game at the time. It's doubly insulting how you realize they actually only have one halfway decent writing team.
>>341028495
They're lazy as fuck, they want the engine to be accessible for every platform in the world in order to get as much shekels as possible
>>341018452
This a million times
At this point, all new games with Clem are for rule 34
I like how they have a "new engine" but the game still looks like a PS2 game from the golden age of cel-shading.
>>341028279
10/10 anon
>>341019308
the apocolipse still has standards
>>341028787
That's supposed to be a new engine? What did they even do differently?
>>341021953
>wanting children to not take care of theirselves in a dead world
>>341027851
If I ever have a daughter, I hope she's gay.Is that weird?
>>341018426
You know that sporty normie dude who fucked that girl that you had a massive crush on in high school?
That's Chad.
>>341029335
Now that you mention it, I would too.
>>341028130
Maybe all he eats is protein mix
>>341029358
This never happened you fucking loser
>>341029124
It runs "smoother" supposedly.
>>341029419
Yeah it did.I was Chad.
>>341018605Denuvo
>>341029358
>tfw I beat the shit out of a Chad back in grade school
The suspension was worth it.
>Comics are now 8 years post-apocalypse
>Game is now minimum 7 years
Maybe we'll encounter more competent people and walkers won't be as big of an issue as they have been in the past two games, since in the comics at 7 years in there are massive survivor cities and most of the retarded people have already died.
But probably not.
>>341029495
Great, so maybe it'll be a rock solid 25fps!
>>341018312
>Telltale
I've said it before and I'll say it again: if it's not Sam and Max then you can fuck off.
>>341029796
How have the zombies not rotted away into bone heaps at this point
>>341030167
Zombie plot armor
>>341018312
>She's not a dyke
>>341030167
How come zombies ingest despite the fact that their internal organs don't work?
How can zombies eat but not shit?
What even fuels their brains if they don't fucking need oxygen?
>>341027942
>Kenny
>Reasonable
>>341030270
I'm hoping for this to be honest, but either way rule34 will cover it.
>>341030346
>How come zombies ingest despite the fact that their internal organs don't work?
I always thought that whatever they ate just kinda sat their doing nothing in their stomachs (if they even still had stomachs) and if they ate enough or rotted enough it would just fall out after a while. Like eating doesn't fuel them it's just instinct.
>>341030640
Eating doesn't fuel them that's correct but if the food just sat in their stomachs it would be full at some point.
>>341030738
They'd probably just keep eating until their stomachs split and it spilled out. Then they'd keep eating and it would just fall straight out of them.
Do I need my old saves or not?
>>341030738
This happens sometimes. Not all zombies have eaten anything. Sometimes you see ones that cant even walk they're so rotted
>>341031029
Probably, why are you asking something that nobody could possible know for sure yet?
>>341030385
>Kenny
>Not reasonable
Hello, tumblr
>>341031029
I would assume so. I can't imagine any choices from Season 1 mattering at this point though.
>>341027851
Oh shit anon me too. It's bound to happen eventually and my sweet little girl's going to make me want to punch someone.
I'd be more excited if they announced that youdon't play as Clem.
>>341029715
The fact that he lost to you in a fight makes him a sub-chad
>>341028950
Can you hear me?
>>341031185
>Not liking a murdering, insane sack of shit makes me le Tumblr boogyman
>>341031178
I didn't watch when it was announced. Thought they'd at least comment on it.
>>341031185
True. I'd be fine with their default choices anyway I suppose.
Are you ready for your previous decisions to mean JACK AND SHIT
>>341030090
if they ever make a new Sam & Max the cucks at telltale will probably make the two gay for each other
I- I want to repopulate the world with Clem!
>>341031481
Kenny has never killed anyone that didn't deserve it, including your sociopathic glass eating waifu.
Unless you're some retard that thinks Larry was still alive in which case LOL
>>341031543
They've always been sort of gay for each other. Steve Purcell (the creator) said they are whatever is funniest at the moment and whatever makes the joke work.
They're comedysexual.
>>341031685
Too bad, she's busy getting pounded by Chad dick now and won't look at you twice.
>Telltale says Clem is not the MC, but we'll be checking in on her
>Suddenly says she's the MC again, but you'll also get to play as that guy
I hope Clem dies at this point, I'm sick of her
Does she still have the amber eyes?
>>341031893
Me too. I just hate playing as female characters in general. Maybe we'll end up playing as AJ.
>>341018452
2nd season was better
>>341025943
Cuckolding has nothing to do with race you retard.
>>341029358
>yfw you were a Chad in the school and you've fucked every girl in the your classroom
>>341031945
How old is she in this one?
>>341031945
I think they're supposed to be a light brown, not amber.
>>341027851
don't you mean my wife has a daughter?
>>341031718
Only one Kenny trusted was Clementine. If I was anybody else in that group I'd be scared shitless of Kenny because he could snap at any time at anyone who isn't Clementine.
Kenny had a good heart but saying that he wasn't on the edge of lunacy is just ignorant.
The only reason people trust him at all was because you we're playing Clementine. Otherwise they'd treat him just like that psycho girl who hides babies.
she's got some nice tits tho.
>>341025943
Believe me dude, there are plenty of non-alpha black guys who know the pain of seeing their childhood love turn into a slut for Chad and Tyrone's dicks.
>>341018452
This is true unfortunately. The series died with Lee.
>>341032652
Kenny never snapped on anyone that didn't deserve it.
He snapped on Luke because he was fucking jane instead of keeping watch.
He snapped on Arvo because Arvo almost got everyone in their group killed and then tried to run off, then told Kenny to fuck off.
He snapped on the rest of the retards in the group because they wanted to go back to the psycho/zombie-infested howe's hardware instead of the much closer wellington after Kenny BY HIMSELF fixed the truck while everyone else stayed warm by the fire.
Kenny, Clem, and arguably Luke and Alvin were the only sensible people in season 2, so it makes sense for Kenny to have been pissed off at those fucking invalids all the time.
>>341027851
>expecting a site of pedophiles to sympathize with you
>>341027851
the only thing you can do is take her virginity before a chad does
On EP3 from Season 2. Should i finish on randoms?
Unless there is a save editor or something?
Dont got my original save from S1 but remember my choices.
>The Walking Dead
>Good
