HEAR ME!
I COME FROM 3 DAYS IN THE FUTURE AND KNOW ALL THAT WILL BE ANNOUNCED FROM EACH E3 CONFERENCE!
YOU MAY ASK 5 QUESTIONS, BUT YOUR POST MUST END IN A 5 TO BE WORTHY OF ANSWERING!
MAY THE GODS MAKE THOSE 5 QUESTIONS WORTHWHILE, I WISH THEE LUCK!
What does E3 stand for?
Why are you a faggot
>>340983557
Are they any good games?
>>340983557
Tell us all the games shown at E3.
>>340983557
post dick.
>>340983715
3 DAYS IN THE FUTURE CHANGE THE MINDS OF ALL, THANKS TO THE LGBT COMMUNITY'S INFLUENCE ON E3.
IT WAS SO GREAT EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE MAY BE DEEMED WHAT YOU LABEL AS "FAGGOTRY"
THE FIRST QUESTION HAS BEEN ANSWERED!!!
>>340984005
Do it.
WHERE ARE THE GAMES
Mario Sunshine hd?
>>340983557
On the subject of 5, just give me Devil May Cry 5.
>>340983557
Does literally anything happen
can Kek grant mgsv chapter 3
>>340984005
It's a 5, you must oblige.
Is Zelda not boring?
I'd there anything about the Vita?
Or any 3DS announcements?
>>340984005
>>340984183
IN 3 DAYS EVERYONE WHO ATTENDED E3 IS CASTRATED, MEANING I HAVE NO DICK!
THE SECOND QUESTION HAS BEEN ANSWERED!!!
devil may dick post when?
MGSV is there right?
>>340984580
That's not what castration means, now post your dick.
>>340984580
post bloody stub.
Is female link going to be real?
Why do we always get visited by time travelers around E3. why not around when someone is going to die like Iwata, or to prevent us from shitty games like MN9
is e3 an instrument?
>>340984525
>Is Zelda not boring?
UNFORTUNATELY IT IS SKYWARD SWORD 2.0
>I'd there anything about the Vita?
THE WHAT? WHAT PRIMITIVE DEVICE ARE YOU REFERRING TO?
>Or any 3DS announcements?
A NEW 3DS+ ANNOUNCEMENT HAS BEEN MADE THAT SLIGHTLY ENHANCES THE NEW 3DS!
THERE IS A NEW F-ZERO ANNOUNCED EXCLUSIVELY FOR 3DS AND MORE METROID COVERAGE!
POKEMON ALSO GETS COVERED AND THAT'S IT!
THE THIRD QUESTION HAS BEEN ANSWERED!!!
will nx have another dildos controller
Why does Sony insist on showing us more of Killzone 5 when nobody gives a fuck?
Why is there a noticeable graphical downgrade in Ghost Recon: Wildlands?
Why does the PS4.5 still run games at a 30fps cap?
Why does the new Zelda look so different from what we saw before, as well as so lackluster?
How come no press conference has yet made it a point to discuss the Orlando mass shooting?
Are you really from the future?
On a scaled of 5 to 5, how big was the Kojima ruse?
is there a new leisure suit larry game for wii u
>>340983557
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO
>>340985839
Yeah, thousands of years ago I kicked your ass. And imma do it again right now!
what's the biggest epic gay cinematic experience game of e3
wanna see my dick
Is it spared?
How big is Batista's dick?
How does Absolver play?
How is for honor recieved?
>>340983557
Will there be a new Spider-Man game?
>>340986260
Reroll
Will half life 3 be announced ?
please Santa fock my POOSEY?
Muh nigguh. Anything Jojo related for E3?
who won?
>>340986260
This, plox
Which games announced this year will be most suitable for adult babies?
halflife 3?
>>340986260
Plz
>>340986260
Got dammut
Are there any videogames at e3 this year?
Like, at all?
>mfw this e3
>mfw e3 for the past five years
whats a good hobby to try while i wait for this joke of an industry to collapse
>>340986645
THE NEW DARK SOULS 3 EXPANSION
THE FOURTH QUESTION HAS BEEN ANSWERED!!!
isn't there supposed to be some japanese developer having a conference right now or something?
Will there be a new Kingdom Hearts 3 trailer?
Is there anything about the NX?
Does Adam Sessler take tranny dick live on stage?
Half life 3 confirmed?
Are we finally going to get Melee HD?
>>340983557
Who are liberals going to point the finger at?
Does From Soft announce a new Armored Core?
What are the NX specs?
Did Todd Howard kidnap Morgan Webb's boobs?
Half life 3?
will hulk hogan fuck up faggot gawker nerds in the new wwe game trailer
>>340983557
So any announcements about Iwata's death anniversary party? We got a new pokemon based on Iwata(Iwanko), surely we'll get some more.
>>340988205
ARE YOU KIDDING? OF COURSE NOT
IT GOT GENDER-GATED AND DUE TO BAD PRESS WAS PERMANENTLY DELAYED
THE FIFTH QUESTION HAS BEEN ANSWERED!
>>340988205
NO
THE FINAL QUESTION HAS BEEN MADE!!!
GOODBYE MEN OF YESTERDAY, I'LL SEE YOU IN THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!!!
so what now, faggot fiver man?
>>340988454
>>340988518
Why are there two faggots?
>>340986459
reroll, nigga
