/v/ edition
>I enjoy American games
kys weeb
>I'm voting for Trump.
>i started playing undertale
>>340975234
I browse 4 chan
>I shitpost on /v/
>I've dated black guys
I LOVE EATING PUSSY
>I like post-2000 anime
I play video games.
>le epic maymay face
I'm a single mom.
I like japanese RPGs
>>340975548
That's how to make America great not how to ruin a date, silly anon :)
>>340975234
I got AIDS, baby!
>>340975234
>My penis is small
I'm a white male.
Make America Great Again
>>340975713
yep
Ill probably rape again.
>>340975234
My name's Anthony Burch
>>340975234
Check this neat five
I fuck children daily.
>I am a pedophile
GET IN THE VAN
>I like feminine dicks
Y'know, I'm a gamer
I fucked your mom.
>>340975234
>split the check, please.
>>340975234
I am Anthony Burch
SONO CHI NO SADAME
Hitler did nothing wrong
I like anime games
I like anime games
>Hanzo main on offense
>>340975234
Video games are art
>>340976850
People just can't handle the truth.
>>340976373
At least you tried.
>>340975234
This was a mistake.
I play as girls
>>340976870
oh shit nigger
>>340975234
>I listen to Blink182
>>340975234
I play video games.
Got a vagina, right?
>>340975849
I am a gamer
>>340975234
I enjoyed E3 2016
>>340975234
I like Video Games
>>340975234
>I'm a nice guy
>>340976245
That basically guarantees a second date
>>340975234
>Liberal Feminist Islamic Sympathizer
"I'm an adult and I still play video games"
More than four, but it sends the message.
>I play Splatoon regularly
>>340976245
>Do you play WoW?
>>340975234
>Come
>Soon
>Lord
>Trump
>>340975234
do you like anime?
>>340975234
>I like this E3
>>340975234
Japanese games are good
>>340975234
"Go home. Eat shit."
I enjoy browsing 4chan
I make video games.
I love hairy girls!
I own many guns
"I only play Dota"
>>340975234
i like feminine dick
>>340975234
let's watch let's plays
kill yourself my man
>>340977947
I love you, Kate.
>>340975234
I am a Muslim
Be thes da games
>>340975234
>go buy fallout 4
>fallout: new vegas sucks
>fallout 3 is best
>it just works
>I live at home.
My main is Hanzo.
Hi I'm Anthony Burch.
>>340975234
I enjoyed Fallout 4
I am a republican
>>340975234
I forgot my wallet.
Oh please, love me.
Make me a sandwich?
>>340975713
>4 words
>>340975849
This.
>>340976478
underrated kek
>>340975849
>you will never see Anita Sarkeesian on the streets getting bullied by a pack of wild white males and help her fight them off by using ninjutsu you learned from all the years of watching Naruto and then she falls madly in love with you for being her male ally in her time of need but she assures you that she isn't a damsel in distress in order to keep her dignity but you put your finger on her lip and tell her it's going to be alright and then you start kissing her lips that have so much red lipstick that you would think you were making out with a clown and then you proceed to take off her pants right there in public and she is all shy about it but you keep stripping all her clothes off and then stick out your erect Godzilla-eske cock and then in amazement she mumbles in your ear to "stick Cockzilla inside of me" and she bends over and presents ass up just like a dog wanting sex so you take a few steps back to gain some momentum so you start running faster than Sonic the Hedgehog on steroids and thrust your dick inside her womanhood with such astounding force that she hollers so hard that you swear you could see her lifepoint bar reaching 0 like something straight out of Yugioh and she reaches orgasm levels she has never been to before all thanks to you and then you pull your dick out and spray your cum all over her back while she lays there on the floor completely naked in the middle of the street in a state of pure heaven after the sexual beating you just gave her and she looks back you and thanks you for giving her the D she sorely needed and you just zip up your pants and just leave her there on the floor while you walk away into the beautiful sunset equal to that of the one in the episode of Pokemon where Ash released Butterfree
I support men's rights
I don't like anal
>>340975234
>Will you fuck me?
>>340978563
>>340978545
gIMme a HuG maN
>>340975234
>I prefer European games
>I like Ubisoft
Yoshi's eggs smell like?
actually it's pronounced ah-nee-may
>>340978175
Fuck.
>>340978753
Ima save that shit
kill urself my man
how is there no
>Actually its a trilby
Unsolicited opinions on Israel?
"Actually it's a trilby"
>>340975234
>I exclusively watch anime
>>340975234
SAW THIS ON /b/
This the new MLP
>>340978753
That's advanced autism you got there. kudos
>>340975234
Quake 5 has heroes.
I'm a sovereign citizen
Chie is best girl
>>340975234
I only play DPS's
I am a virgin
>>340979513
But that would get you a second date.With me.
>>340976271
who is this spunk monk?
Anime was a mistake
>>340976002
/thread
I'm a McCree main.
>>340975713
>>340976002
>>>/pol/
>>340978842
>I've dated black guys
>I have dated black guys
>4 words
20 tick is shit.
Hitler did nothing wrong.
I own a PS4
>>340975234
The warts are healing
>>340979203
Holy shit, I'm glad I was taking a dump already or I would have pissed/shit myself.
Let's talk about QPUs
I browse /v/ daily
>>340979715
Is there ever a chance for this to go over well rather than being a huge red flag for problems? I avoid the topic as much as possible but would just lie if directly asked. No grill will ever think it's acceptable? Especially at 24.
>>340975234
> ...And i love Videogames
>>340975849
Anita sucked my dick.
i play for fun
Let's plot a course
>I shit my pants
>I pre order games
I really love Battleborn
You're a big guy
>>340980475
>phoneposters are such turbo retards they can't even post in a thread without bringing it up
Get out, phoneposting cancer.
>>340975849
arent these skanks a little too old to be playing videogames?
i can totally imagine their uterus having cobwebs and spiders, at least anita, we all now zoe receives attention at least 5 days a week.
Women can't be presidents.
Let's talk about QPUs.
>>340980845
For you
>>340981054
Don't worry I swept out those cob webs with my dicks last night ;)
>>340980197
A conjunction is still one word, retard.
>>340980197
i've is one word
just because it's a contraction of 2 words doesn't make it 2 words, a contraction specifically makes it into 1 word.
>>340980986
Jokes on you. I'm using a laptop.
There's nothing wrong with
>>340975234
I play MOBA's competitively
>>340980197
>A contraction suddenly isn't one word
Fuck of Pajeet. Leave english to the native speakers.
OoT is worst Zelda.
>>340975234
i have a job
>>340981614
>bringing a laptop into the bathroom
I can't decide whether or not that's worse.
I played Senran Kagura
Anal, yes or no?
I like to crossdress
>>340975234
Do you like MLP?
>>340976271
But that's a thousand-year-old demon, Anon.
>>340975234
Hitler did nothing wrong
![[002189].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RrLfK1S.jpg "[002189].jpg")
>>340980197
Congratulations, you know what a contraction is.
Please go sit in the corner, the adults are talking.
>>340981538
that explains why the cob webs are still there
>>340975234
DaS 2 best Soulsborne
I have no penis
>>340982306
>>340975713
Best post
>>340975234
Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>340981792
>of
heh
>>340981989
It's ok if you have a massive case of the shits like I do right now, otherwise I would agree with you. I've been a slave to this toilet most of the day.
niggers tongue my anus
>>340975234
are you dizzy yet?
>>340981792
>english
>e
heh heh
Imp Midna is sexy.
>>340975234
Ignore the piss bottles.
Bonus:
And the stiff socks.
>>340975234
>I developed borderlands 2
I brought my mom
>>340975234
>i fap to loli
You're not my waifu
Video games you faggots
>>340981054
>arent these skanks a little too old to be playing videogames?
Literally none of the infamous e-celebs /v/ is obsessed with actually play video games. It's exactly why you just ignore them and move on, the industry outside of 20 team studios putting out shit like Sunset won't cater to them.
>>340980729
That's only 3 words
preorder is a compound word
>>340980197
That's the point of the apostrophe to make what would normally be 2 words, into 1. Now fuck off you stupid shitskin
Here, smell this rag.
Wanna meet my fursona?
>>340980197
Make America great again!
Yuck, 3D P D
Got a feminine dick?
Steam controller is good
Can it run Crysis?
>>340980197
autism
no japanese dub? ew.
Hey, check my 5
I fucked your father
I own a PS4
I draw Sonichu porn
>>340976478
SEVERELY UNDERRATED
>>340975713
Well then she's just going to assume I'm gay
>>340978753
muh dick!
>>340976862
>>340976870
get out of my head
>>340975234
HEY EVERYONE, IT'S CHUGGACONROY.
>>340980197
LOO
>>340975234
Who
Do
You
Main?
