MGSV chapters 2 and 3.
>>340938892
Bring back good and innovative Sonic games akin to the SEGA genesis titles but not like Sonic Advance, Rush, or Sonic 4
I wish this stomach pain would stop.
I want Bethesda conference to start already!
>>340939432
RIP in pieces stomachless anon.
>>340939432
Granted, you no longer have a stomach.
>>340939134
Chapter 2 reveals that the big boss that snake fights in MG2 is another shadow.
Chapter 3 reveals that the big boss that snake talks with in MGS4 is another shadow
>>340939549
they start now and they show todd howard as president of the world.
enjoy an economy that "just works"
I want the old hunters dlc on sale and my life just the way it is, but better.
>>340938892
new gotcha force
Binary Domain 2.
I already did. Like a week or two ago I was wishing for Persona 5 to finally get a western release date, then they announce it's coming out in 2017.
So not only was it granted but then twisted on me within a few days. Fuck.
I want a root beer float.
I wish this wish wouldn't get twisted
>>340939946
Enjoy your root of the beer that floats
>>340940121
You have aids now
Omikron The Nomad Soul Remake in HD with Sony budget and David Cage directing it after he went back to his senses and David Bowie resurects and comes back to make the soundtrack once again.
For you underage little faggots: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gURTP21tPWw
Good luck monkey paw.
Bring back snacks
I wish that the only competent, intuitive and creative people of the video game industry died right now.
twist my wish /v/
>>340940437
Published by Bethesda.
>>340938892
I wish to become a cute loli.
>>340940437
You get it but it's only for the Vita
>>340940642
>Published
>Not developed
You fucked up anon
>>340940437
RIP David Bowie
>>340940642
How is that bad? As long as they don't have anything to do with development it's irrelevant.
>>340940810
>Implying a Vita version wouldn't be ultimate immersion/comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPWAoOw82z4
Once again. Good luck Monkey Paw.
>>340938892
Well, I want to control Pop Star!
>>340938892
give me bigg benis pliz b0ss
>>340938892
I want to be this girl, in the real world, with my mind intact, and with no possible negative effects.
>>340941474
hiv-positive
>>340938892
I wish I could roam around the country and camp out under the stars for the rest of my long, healthy and natural life and not have to worry about being hit by other motorists or shot at
>>340941474
You're a 2D cardboard cutout of that girl with full mental capabilities, propped up in some otaku-pandering shop.
>>340938892
I wish there wasn't any downside for this wish
>>340938892
I just want us all to be happy forever.
>>340938892
E3 to get allahu akbar.
>>340938892
I want a Soul Calibur 3 HD Remaster.
>>340941363
Can't get errect. Now no need for all those memes my newfriend.
>>340938892
I wish I had another monkey's paw.
i want to live together with my waifu happily with no chance of cuckoldry
I want to become a qt anime girl
>>340938892
I wish Resident Evil 7 went back to its survival horror roots.
I wish I were deadAlso the afterlife doesn't exist so don't even try to pull any 'you go to hell' crap on my
>>340938892
I WANT THE NX TO BE REVEALED THIS E3
>>340938892
I want absolver to be a good mix between battle network and godhand
>>340938892
I want a big dick
I wish for Crash Bandicoot to return at this E3!!!;_ ;
It already came true
>>340938892
Publicly cancel Half-Life 3.
>>340938892
half life 3
>>340941967
>some digusting sweaty neckbeard buys said cut out
>claims as waifu
>cums on it every night
Oi, what a terribly worded wish
>>340942156
muslim devs take over and they start making games that you'd rate 9/11
>>340940597No one dies
I wish for her cancer to go away.
>>340942438
TFW it actually happens.
>>340942476
>>340942501
do these 2 cancel eachother out?
>>340942282
You become Tomoko. Cute by our standards but what happens once you go to the anime world?
>>340940207
That doesn't sound that bad, I'm OK with this
>>340938892
i want to stop feeling pain
>>340942654
Her cancer goes away
It goes to you
>>340942654
Granted, she has a heart attack.
>>340942319
Granted, the afterlife is now real. Welcome to Hell.
>>340942370
Granted, the console is is a huge gimmick.
>>340942476
Granted, but the whole world knows that you were the one that got this to happen. Lots of people hate you.
>>340942717
Granted, you no longer feel any emotions.
>>340940674
You are now a lollipop shaped like kirby
>>340940674
Literally the best way to get hit by a truck
>>340942282
Everything you do is stiff or low fps because the animators want to save money
A proper Aliens game, like AvP2, but more scary. Basically like Isolation but with more, killable ayys and the pulse rifle qt3.14
>>340942282
You become a cute anime girl, but your memories are completely erased and replaced with those of a girls.
Are you really you anymore?
I wish for DMC5 also check my 6
>>340942689
>I still have more friends then in real life
I ain't even mad
>>340942232
You get a heart attack every time you stare at her. They can reanimate you but how much can your heart endure?
>>340942831
I would take that every day.
I want a Phenominal Cosmic Power
I wish anime was real.
>>340941967
That is a negative effect.
>>340942319
Granted, you are deadBut all your dream games get announced as soon as you do
give my gf monkey paws
>>340942438
>>340942660
>Naughty Dog teases big announcement at the end of SONY conference
>It's just TLOU2
>>340942964
Granted, hope you like DmC2.
>>340942864
>lots of people hate me
what else is new
I wish bethesda to stop developing multiplayer games and announce TES VI
>>340942979
passing glances are all i need
dont need to stare at her to embrace her
>>340943069
Granted
But you get eaten by a titan almost immediately
>>340943069
Everything in the real world translates to anime. If you're a loser, you're a loser in anime world.
>>340942413
Granted, in your ass.
>>340942949
>I'm a girl now and am not autismal, real-life me
Whats the downside?
>>340943280
Worth it
I wish I got this 5
I wish Andromeda won't be retarded. I want a hard-science RPG that also focuses on gunfights and interpersonal relationships.
I want to be able to time travel and be in mortalI already know what the downside is, but you can just tell me anyway
>>340943025
Itty bitty living space
I wish to die a quick painless death.
>>340943312
It's supposed to be bad, not twice as good
>>340943025
Itty bitty living committee
I wish I can have 3 wishes that have no limits at all
>>340943205
Granted, you get a Bethesda game full of glitches and bugs. Oh and it can't be modded.
>>340938892
halo to come to pc
>>340943468
You're not immortal, and you die horribly during your first attempt at time travel.
I wish to kill video games.
>>340939825
That's 2 wishes anon. Pick only one
>>340943205
Granted, TES VI is announced
But it's a fallout universe crossoverco-op with both protags
>>340943589
>you get a Bethesda game full of glitches and bugs
There's no difference then
>>340943617
you can't wish that's already is reality
>>340943617
granted but its a win10 store exclusice with tons of micro transactions and cosmetic dlc
I wish I could stay this stoned forever and have my waifu sucking my cock
I wish the girl last night I spent the night with would have gone further. I really like her. I rubbed her feet and went to the bathroom to fap.
Fuck am I high. I thought weed was supposed to get girls to like you?
>>340942864
damn you, i didn't wanted to feel physical pain anymore, i want my emotions back
>>340943080
Maybe for you ;D
I wish I had the power to grant myself an infinite amount of wishes for an infinite amount of time with no rulesets without a need to speak or even be alive. Beat that!
>>340943468
>in mortal
Well you can time travel forward I tim at 1% faster than normal. You find out you're gay and find a partner named mortal.
>wish for a coop mode for DMC5
>Its only for the last boss fight if a second controller is detected
>P2 is Nero only due to the story
>>340943692
pic real
I want a huge 5 inch dick!
>>340943692
The video game industry is dead but you end up a lonely /v/irgin
Oh wait, it's already happened
>>340938892
I wish to be happy without any negative consequence that may affect as a result of my wish being granted.
>>340943692
But it's already been granted.
Casual shit like splatoon has killed arena shooters.
>>340943857
Think five minutes about it and you'll know how and why you fucked up, no need to twist your wish.
>>340941931
knife attack from a hobo
I wish for three wishes that are boundless
I wish I can redo a wish as many times I want until I am satisfied.
Twist that
>>340943982
You get a 10 inch dick, in your ass
>>340943838
>spent the night with a girl
>didn't make a move
>smokes weed
Gay detected.
>>340940597
They all die, but the ones that replace them are even better than they are at design and story telling. Only problem is that they all collectively decide that any games that involve custom created characters, single player, or offline play are bad and don't make games with those. They're Also really, Really slow.
>>340942156
Todd survives.
>>340940437
Wish granted but Sony sees no way to market the game and abandons development halfway through while keeping the rights to all assets and music from the game. Never releasing it.
I want another Zelda game with Midna in it
a gf that won't leave me or cuck me
>>340944145
Even better!
>>340944240
Let me rephrase that. I want the next zelda game to have a side character as good as midna was.
I wish EA would make a billion dollars this year.
I wish a game about this guy is made.
>>340944109
You lost me, where is the screw up I made?
>>340944514
The game explodes and the 72 virgins are all people from /v/
>>340944275
tumblr drawing?
i don't see red noses
>>340938892
>Pass the controller bro
>>340944484
Granted, it's from you, you are in debt
>>340944514
Omar"if you're a poof, you're off the roof "Mateen
Omar "Born this way? Then you die today" Mateen
Omar "think Im cute?, then I have to shoot" Mateen
Omar "can't eat cock during Ramadan" Mateen
Omar "don't eat ass during my holy fast" Mateen
Omar "act haram you get harm" Mateen
Omar "candy ass turned to glass" Mateen
Omar "the penetrator, no homo" Mateen
Omar "Put away that peen or get a bullet in you spleen" Mateen
Omar "tossing grenades at pride parades" Mateen
Omar "Putting fags into body bags" Mateen
Omar "emptying my glock on those who like cock" Mateen
Omar 'stay in the closet or you get put in a casket' Mahteen
Omar "Adam and Steve, meet Smith and Wesson" Mateen
Omar "lick a thick dick, get bricked quick" Mateen
Omar "Koran says it's a no no so gays have got to go go" Mateen
Omar "Open gaybar? Allahu Akbar" Mateen
Omar "Make the queer disappear" Mateen
Omar "spray the gay away" Mateen
Omar "put a mag in every fag" Mateen
Omar ''Suck a cock, get the glock'' Maleen
Omar "Kiss a man? BLAM" Mateen
Omar "Giving Queens the M16" Mateen
Omar "if he sucks cock he's going to get shot" Maleen.
Omar "wiping the gay club clean" Maleen
Omar "One Man Homocaust" Mateen
Omar "The Closet Closer" Abdullah
Omar "I got something to put in you" Maleen
Omar "Empty my 9 at the gloryhole line" mateen
Omar "Fags gon' fall when I shoot 'em all" Mateen
Omar "What did he mean" Mateen
Omar "bustin cap in traps" Mateen
Omar "God Slay The Queen" Mateen
Omar "It's Raining Lead" Mateen
Omar "you lick bum? die like scum" Maleen
Omar "At War with Gaybar" Fareen
Omar "not a real Muslim" Mateen
>>340944484
They do.
However, they go out of business next year because Hulk Hogan sued them for all they have.
>>340944514
Hotline Miami
>>340944519
Well, outside of the fact having such power would make you completely mad and slowly destroy your humanity, you also specified
>without a need to speak
Grating wishes just by thinking is one hell of a bad idea, even if you can undo them.
>>340938892
I wish for the upcoming remake of Final Fantasy VII to be an unmitigated disaster, a complete commercial failure that ruins its director's career and the hopes of everyone who is looking forward to it, universally loathed as the worst thing to come out of the franchise, and for Lightning to make a guest appearance in it.
>>340938892
I wish chapter 3 dlc
>>340944105
>implying they weren't dead long after splatoon was even a concept or that it was even trying to be one
No need to be sour m8.
>>340943692
Granted. Nothing changes.
>>340945030
That doesn't mean they grant themselves. I still have to fully want to grant said wish. I just have that so my jerkass genie doesn't just make me mute.
As for the humanity part, who gives a shit I'm a god now.
HL3
>>340938892
Complete arsenal
>>340938892
I already got my monkey pawed wish.Fallout 4 is proof of that.
>>340938892
I wish for SWG back, on new graphics, pre-CU but completely updated and balanced, and I don't want a shitty assfaggots-tier or dead community, and I don't want it to be streamlined or turned into a WoW-clone, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it?
I wish for omnipotence.
>>340942654
she'll die anyways, why do you care?
uh...um... I wish I knew what to wish for!
>>340945527
Yes sir.
It's also released exclusively for asian territories.
>>340945701Actually, I've been playing PSO2 with English patches for a while now.
I wish for a non shitty pc.
>>340946369
Granted but the only os you can use is arch Linux.
>>340945608
Congratulations! You're unable to control or contain your new power and destroy the entire known universe, including yourself.
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>>340946472
But i just want to use good old Windows...
>>340945460
It's released as a team based multi-player shooter using various characters from the series. Gordon is now voiced by will wheaton, and there is no single player. It's free to play, has ranks and a cash shop.
You get to go to Silent Hill.
Twist:Find a positive.
>>340945701
thank god for fan patches and vpns
>>340947173
I get to fuck the nurses.
>>340947173
It's a shitty tourist town with souvenir shops.
>>340947173
I get to fuck FemPyarmid head.
>>340946823
That's not omnipotence. If I was omnipotent, I'd have to power to control my omnipotence.
>>340947936
You're confusing omnipotence with omniscience m80
>>340943128
What else would you expect?
>>340938892
Give me a new and good Megaman legends game with no negative repercussions from this wish.
>>340948201
No I'm not.
>>340945608
You gain omnipotence but lose all desire for anything because you can do everything
>>340949321
But I've already lost desire for everything. Except apotheosis.
I wish reddit bought 4chan
>>340951451
Granted, nothing changes.
>>340941840
kek
I wish Crab loved me and Araragi backed the fuck off
>>340938892
i wish for consoles and consolefags to completely die out
>>340955318
Granted. I have to change nothing to make it backfire given how much a bitch the crab is.
I wish everyone on /v/ was a cute girl, myself included.
>>340955775
you'll eventually age up into gross middle-aged women
