EA ruinning the life of a new Yarn Man Edition
Keep it sexy, only highquality shitposting
indies are all about POTTERY !
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watamote is mai waifu
Are we expecting anything more from this Conference or Bethesda's later today?
This E3 is resting on the shoulders of MS and Sony again.
>>340910643
OUR GIRL IS BACK
SUDDENLY STAR WARS
you awaken a young cuck
>dude ecology amiright?
I kinda like this.
Fe looks pretty cute.
Also jesus christ, the way the Star Wars music kicked in.
I would have sex with this woman
Post Waifus
PUSSY SLIT
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i'm confused about post max capacity of the thread
wtf is going on? what is the limit now?
>cutesy mellow indie shit
>suddenly STAR WARS THEME BLAST
Christ the mood dissonance in this presentation
>>340911024
I want to fuck Selvaria
I would like to fuck her in the vagina if you know what i mean
PLEASE BUY HER GAME!
TORTANIC 2 CONFIRMED
>Already getting new Battlefront
Fucking jews
So is this EA Originals thing literally just to try and get more people on the Origin platform? I can't think of any other reason why EA would give all of the profit to the dev studio.
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J A D E
SHE GOT SO OLD LEL WHITE WOMEN HOLY FUCK KEK
JADE ! my favorite women in the industry.
with rhianna pratchett.
I don't care about star wars
Why Is she speaking so slowly? Does she think we're retarded?
jade is high as a kite
NO IMPERIAL COMMANDO CONFIRMED
Jade aged like milk, holy fuck.
>Visceral
>Amy Hennig
she didn't really sound very convinced or enthrilling, to be honest
>>340911514
upvote if you're an oldfag who remembers this meme
>>340911424
it's like they went "fuck your indie game, this is what's going to make us money"
thank, you, and, may, the force, be with you
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>another 'so far from release let's just talk to some devs' """""""""trailer"""""""
Sigurlina is a fucking hilarious name
CLONE MARCH
So this is what Criterion has been doing all this time?
>GAMEPLAY FIRST
>show no gameplay
ok
>gameplay first
>huge "wow" moments
that's not how that works
LIKE
NEVER
BEFORE
PLEASE STOP SAYING THAT
PHONE GAMES
>we're not gonna show you anything we're actually doing or fixing with the shitstorm that is Battlefront
>here check more shilling
>>340911875
its public speaking 101
talking slow is better than nervous speedtalking
SOMEBODY POST AN UPDATED BINGO
>STARWARS SHIT
>DLC SHIT
>MOBILE SHIT
>/v/ hates indie games
>It has to be AAA Activision and EA shlock to be any good
Is there a bigger group of shills anywhere?
someone post the really bad animation webm of old republic
>gameplay first
>so many stories that we want to tell
>authentic star wars stories
>she is like a film director
>Visceral's game is 2018
Why even fucking bother?
Holy shit we heard about this shit last year as a rumor.
FINALLY
I miss the old EU that I know almost nothing about.
Wow, that was genuinely awful.
woo!
I want to see jade raped onstage
Battlefield 1 woop woop
Last year there were a lot of small, comfy streams with anons. Can't find those now.
>>340912459
Wow, bold predictions there.
Just arrived from/sp/, anyone got a working stream?
Time for BF 1 Premium
holy shit this is the worst E3 ever
FUCKING NOTHING
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WE ARE FRAUDSTERS
>Only announce one new game
>It's indie shit
>that programmer
>what kind of shave you want
>just give me the numale style senpai
>say no more my man
COME ON SO CLOSE
So I guess that 2 second clip is Visceral's Star Wars game?
just wait guys Sony will save the show for sure
>first show at E3
>already the worst show of E3
And I've seen people saying EA is better than Ubisoft.
>>340912902
Comfytheatre anon
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>a couple of guys with good ideas came to us repeatedly
>we ditched them because it wasn't cowadooty modern
let's see if it's gonna be completely sjw or if it's gonnna be actually decent
"As developers, we feel our first priority is the gameplay."
So we're working on all these amazing cinematic sequences that will make you go WOW
I want to see more of that FE game, looks interesting
This in-game footage is my favourite meme
>>340912946
http://comfytheatre.co uk/e3/
>>340912981
>expecting anything from EA
What was the last E3 announcement from these guys ANY YEAR that you were hyped for?
EPIC XD
>Only a twenty second clip
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
WHY DOES NO BATTLEFIRELD GAME
EVER
HAVE THE OLD THEM IN IT
BF1 WOULD BE PERFECT FOR AN ORCHESTRAL VERSION
REEEEEEEEE
BAFEEL
That music, please no
"Epic" confirmed.
How has no one realized how dull that word has been for at least five years?
What the fuck
Why cut it short
>>340913161
Sure looking forward to 30+ minutes of VR shit.
>>340913152
star wars galaxies is F2P trash isnt it?
only Fe looked interesting. This is all shit.
This is so shit. I don't think I'll buy any of this trash. I was hoping for something new. Just fucking Swedish cucks and wow, look how diverse we are.
>Battlefield 1
People keep expecting a "gritty" "real" insight on the terribleness of modern war, but it looks like cowadooty with gas mask and old planes.
Run around on a field, shoot people, put on a mask, hop in a biplane and fly around.
WOW GUYS THIS ONE IS GONNA BE EPIC AND UNFOGRETTABLE??? WHATTA FUUUCCCKKK....so this is the power of Frostbite....wow
Jamie fucking Foxx?
This is literally the worst E3 confierence yet. It tops even the MS TV conference and Nintendo's Wii Music show.
Is this the first gameplay thoughout the whole thing
cringe
You know what's actually mind boggling? That people buy this shit.
WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A BLACK GUY
Jamie fox no.... you're better than this
Efron is dead inside.
Also epic has been said again.
>>340910643
>that half hearted excitement
jesus that was painful
FUCKING CELEBRITIES AGAIN
>Jose is on E3 right now
>tfw missing G4 and Electric Playground
JAMIE FUCKS AND ZACK SAFFRON
>ywn look like Zac Efron
FUCK
AYYY JOSEE
btw prerendered footage incoming
>>340913510
It's just white noise to me at this point.
They aren't even trying to pretend to be excited
Guys I haven't seen anything because I was wageslaving.
Best thing presented at E3 so far?
LITERALLY WHO?
You just know the gameplay shown will be scripted as fuck
Just like the gameplay shown with players back then for Battlefield 4 was
>jamie foxx
>his smile and optimism, gone
>>340913923
literally who?
>UNLIMITED GAMEPLAY POSSIBILITIES
>We want YOU GUYS, THE COMMUNITY, with us every step of the way
>Jamie Fox and Zac Effron
wow, put your money in the game not in "VIPs" who literally don't care.
This was extreme cringe.
>>340912981
This. All I wanted to see is some Mass Effect: Andromeda gameplay but instead we get a shitty 1 minute trailer that shows the WOW MF AMAZIG GRAPHIXXXX.
I don't give a shit about the graphics. They could have give us at least some more information.
WHY?
>jose sanchez
>american accent
???
>>340913357
Thanks, mate.
Is Battlefield 1 a remake?
Epic count for this specific game so far: 4
>>340913849
He looked like he just wanted to leave get lunch with Zac. Like he didn't want to fucking be here.
MARKS BLIMP OFF THE BINGO
Wow this sure is exciting gameplay.
>>340910643
THANK YOU TREMBLING MAN
64 players, so innovative. How will the competition compete?
chat is spamming 41, whats 41?
>>340914209
Mexicans and Niggers
Welcome to the US OF A
Why the fuck is Jamie Foxx there? Also, how much coke do you think they offered Zac Efron to be there?
>They don't even want to be here
Fucking lel
an airship is an ultimate weapon?
>heres some famous people you dont care about
OPEN BETA THIS SUMMER
BLIMP V BLIMP COMBATS
I'm actually legit pissed these fucktarded hacks are taking on WWI, spreading rudimentary and shallow historical knowledge among normies, cementing an even more wrong image of WWI.
>>340914043
Can't wait to hear their dialogue
>whoa, nice shooting there, jamie
>you haven't seen nothing yet
>we'll see about that!
>epic headshot right here
>i'll get u next time!
>Jamie Foxx
How long until Jabba Plinkett-Smith complaints about them not inviting Will?
>INGAME FOOTAGE
>>340914064
>I have a fucking Academy Award what the fuck am I doing here with these crackas
"An all-out war has never failed so epic."
""""""""""stoked""""""""""
THE SAME TRAILER
AGAINNNNNNNNNNN
MOP
MOP
MOP
>>340913194
There's 1200 people there, it's nearing twitch chat levels. What I mean were 15-40 people streams set up by anons.
Have these guys never played Red Alert 2? Airships are slow and shit, literally lose 1v1 against a regular plane.
G A M E P L A Y
BE RUTHLESS IN FRONT OF SHOVEL
SAME FUCKING TRAILER
>the same fucking trailer
>>340913881
man, what happened with the Electric Playground is sad
>get taken off G4TV canada, despite that channel barely having any content
>Victor Lucas doing videos by himself on youtube most of the time
>loads of videos on that youtube account, but not much viewership - it's downright pitiful at times, below 1000
https://www.youtube.com/user/EPNetworkTV
>"no battle is ever the same"
so basically they have put the same killstreak system present since the dawn of call of duties right?
LITERALLY THE SAME TRAILER TWICE
FOR WHAT FUCKING PURPOSE
>nigger music in a ww1 game
yeah sure
>so starved on content they show the same trailer twice
ebbin
>>340914361
battlefield 1941
>ingame footage
>kanye west
CHANGE DA WORL
SMGs in ww1?
>>340914459
i think a game full of blimp combat could be fun but somehow i don't think that's where ea's going with this
THE
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AYO WE GON CHANGE DA WORLD
WE GON CHANGE DA GAME
WE AIN'T PLAYIN NO GAME
Yep, this is WW1.
if there's anything that fits WWI it's definitely generic shitty rap
NO PAY NO GAME!!
>>340914316
I'd make a drinking game out of it if I weren't posting with a bunch of fucking minors.
What a beautiful disaster.
RAMIREZ
SLICE THAT TRAIN
HERES A HORSE
LOOKS JUST LIKE REAL LIFE
HOW
>>340914735
K A N G S
>Jose FUBAR Sanchez got to be on E3
huh
good for him, this guy was a fat fuck years ago, on EP Daily. Props to him for losing weight.
>that girl just looking at her phone
lmoa
The new battlefield actually looks really cool
Where's the gameplay, you cunts.
>more rap music ruining trailers
BATTLEFIELD WON
>>340914835
it isn't you idiot, this is "longer"
this is just like the books say ww1 was
>WWI tanks going faster than 4 mph
>Biplanes dogfighting and not destroying their own propellers
>Biplanes looked fast as fuck
>Urban warfare
What the fuck kind of world war one game is that
>Actual claps
WE WUZ WWI N SHIEET
*raps shit*
AYYY SO HOL UP YOU WAS SAYIN
*shoots down hindenburg*
SO YOU WUZ SAYIN
*makes trap music*
WE WUZ SOLDIERZ N SHIET?
Who /angry/ here
Why even call it WW1
>control Airship
>Get shot
>disintegrate in a massive hydrogen explosion
WoooooooooooooooooooooooooooW
Is there something below the lowest common denominator? Because I think EA is pandering to them.
to be fair I'm loving those old weapons. Nothing else looks new or innovative.
>>340914993
atleast they put in the standard bf theme in again
Well E3's off to a good start eh
WE'RE GONNA CHANGE THE WORLD GUIZE
>>340911024
This conference no, bethesda will announce some more fallout dlc and dishonored. Bethesda is also pretty good about actually showing gameplay so there's that.
the overlord is on stage again
>>340914816
they had them right near the end of the war
>Those fast tanks and biplanes
Yeah, no.
Fuck off.
>>340914735
This makes me furious.
>Thats it
WHITE BOIS BTFO
NIGGAZ RUNNIN VIDEO GAMES AND SHEEEEIT NOW TOO
>>340914973
kys
What the fuck? Why is the gameplay so retardedly fast looking? WW1 was slow as fuck combat especially on the western front.
>1 hour of Battlefield 1 "nonscripted" gameplay
huh, might be interesting
what an absolutely terrible conference
did he just say "hour long"?
>cut to audience checking their phones
You can't make this shit up
Wow, that was a pretty fucking shit conference.
Battlefield / CoD dead, DooM clones are the future
>>340915025
It didn't get to the new stuff when he posted that, numbnuts.
Nothing new confimerd
Goddamn, this is so disappointing.
And this is coming form someone who had zero expectations from the get go.
>2011+5
>Putting nigger rap in your trailers
>>340914993
>That song
>Rap
I think you might literally be retarded
How much do you hate Sweden?
in reality it will be an actual simulation of ww1 and everyone is fighting in trenches and no one can use their guns properly and every match is 4 years long ending in stalemate
Hyped for BF1 to be honest family desu senpai
HHAHAHAhSHSSUNUSHUSAHSIAJUAHS WhAT A PIECE OF SHIT
So what's the verdict everyone?
I'm feeling a 2/10.
>>340915283
Imagine if it bugged to fuck
It's over.
>bayonet on an smg
That was terrible, thanks Lucifer.
did I miss any?
You heard the man. Go play something.
>>340914818
>blimp combat
Guns of Icarus already exists and it's great.
>>340915038
>Biplanes dogfighting and not destroying their own propellers
they could shoot through their own propellers, they had a thing for that
Goddammit
>>340915281
CAN'T HAVE SLOW GAMEPLAY THESE DAYS, ANON.
WE AIN'T OLD PEOPLE, WE NEED SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
>not a single new game shown
Rate EA's presentation
I'd give it 8.5/10
it this was it
fuck EA really went full balls deep into dont doing anything
>EA WON
>>340915038
A fun one? artistic freedom is a thing, no one wants to play a game about wet trenches and famine, but the FPS with WW1 skin is fun
What a shitshow. Ubisoft must try extra hard to top this one.
>>340915085
EPIC XD
>What's you think?
>Good?
>Good?
Haha.
Worst E3 gets off to the wet fart we were all expecting.
>>340915268
We're getting close!
STOP PUTTING NIGGER MUSIC IN MY HISTORIC GAMES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I was intending to play a drinking game to take a shot whenever chat says "rip cod". Now I'm ded, pls F me
also how do i not have to do captcha always
>>340915353
it was long past the new stuff on the stream I'm watching
That was as bad as I thought it would be
>>340915281
because battlefield has become an arcadey console shooter since BF3 (actually bad company but 3 is the one that sealed it). gonna have to wait for tripwire to make a decent ww1 game like red orchestra.
>good
fucking hack
>>340915268
We had mobile garbage, it was one of the Star Wars games.
thank you for eating an hour of my already useless life
I would have had more fun stabbing myself in the nuts with a pair of chopsticks for an hour
ciao EA
>>340915567
>I'd give it 8.5/10
literally what is up with you
What the FUCK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>340915567
2/10
>>340915567
They didn't even show any games.
>shitty sony vegas edited clip
nice EA, this really makes me want to buy your game
>>340914735
>>340915215
>If there was modern shitty rock you'd be happy
Fuck off
This didn't feel like video games at all. It felt like reading a bunch of short articles on what they were going to announce, with little to no additional information.
Absolutely fucking nothing.
Amazing.
F- see me after class
Literally nothing worthwhile shown, not even actual 5-10 min gameplay of Battlefield 1
wtf is this shit
>>340915182
im just hoping for wolfenstein desu
what a FUCKING snoozfest...
>No Dishonored 2
Did I miss it what happened?
WE ARE HIP TO THE KIDZzzz
Besides from the Music BF1 Look like alot of Fun, kind of reminds of Bad Company 1
>>340915567
-1/10
I love hearing the same music playing over itself in transitions.
