What did Skull Face say when he found out somebody at his Oreos?WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!
Okay, your turn
A joke??
ok...
MGSV
i got a good joke:
e-sports
benis :D
Did you hear about the player who walked in on two Creepers?He was destroyed!
Remember what happend with MSF's mother base?It was destroyed!
video games
Do you know wh Spike from Ape Escape has an haircut that looks like fire? because he's hot and i want to touch his spike if you know what i mean.
Do you know why Todd hired mexicans for Bethesda?
IT JUST WORKS
Do you know why they call it PC mustard race?
Because consoles need to ketchup!
Haha just made that one up, you guys can use it if you want.
why does hanzo shoot arrows?so he can get his point across!
>>340891035
What's Kazuhira Miller's favorite movie?The Blind Side!
>>340888834
why, my peenus weanus of cource :)
hahah! :D
ITT: Vidya Jokes - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D
hahaha!
What did Big Boss say to Huey before he was kicked off Mother Base?
Hu-ey vil person, you are getting kicked off of the mother base!
haha, you go next!
>>340892254
Why doesn't Huey let D-Dog into the Mother Base Mess Hall?
He always wolfs down all the food!
Man, this is fun!
>>340892427
Why doesn't Huey let D-Dog into the Mother Base Mess Hall?
He was destroyed!
>>340888834
What did the african teacher say to his class on the first day of school where he was born?
" I was born ina small village
TEH CAEK IS A FALSE XDXDXD
>>340888834
Did you hear about the frogposter that thought he could swim in the lava?He REEEEEEEEEEspawned
>>340892427
>>340892536
What did Miller say after D-Dog ruined the Mess Hall?
"Man, this Hall is a Mess!"
xD
>>340893503
lol funny but i didnt get it, can you explain it to me?
What happened to your mom's vagina after I destroyed it last night?
ITended poorly
>>340893503
What did Big Boss say after he fucked Paz?"This pussy is da bomb!"
>>340893761
Because Miller is a cripple hahaXD
>>340893880
What did Paz say after Miller joined in?
"There's another one in my..."
>>340894410
She was destroyed!
>>340894410
Holy shit
I got a good joke:
there's this character in this batman video game called TheJoker
>>340892105
Go back to bed, Piotr.
What happened to soldier who suffered from vocal cord parasites?
He was destroyed!
>>340896121
Why is he called Code Talker?
Nobody knew what the hell he was saying!
Why did Todd Howard made the Bethesda building rooftop an authorized personnel only area?
BECAUSE YOU CAN CLIMB IT!
Did you hear about the player who walked in on two creepers?He was Destroyed!
>>340896121
what happened to the badnik who talked to that accursed hedgehog, Sonic?
He was destroyed!