The protagonist of the last video game you played is now Lady Gaga. What happens?
>Devil May Cry 3
It's a streamlined Bayonetta with shitty graphics, then.
>>340882903
Game becomes irrelevant
>>340883281
What game?
I'll guess I just patiently wait until the r34 comes out.
>>340883448
Any.
>>340882903
>FFX
well Gaga is my dream girl, so... yeah
>>340882903
>Civ IV
>you command an empire of literal faggots
>units are drag queens, millenials, and old women
>resources are shitty costumes and twitter posts
>>340883814
Old women listen to Gaga?
Lady who now?
>>340883863
not him but i think it's likely
my mom does at least
>>340882903
>gtao
Get constant apartment and yacht invites.
LG5 when?!
>>340883980
Your mother is a whore.
>>340883863
Fag hags and housewives that want to be hip.
Senran Kagura gets a whole lot shitter.
>you will never lock Gaga in a pair of stocks and tickle her soft, Jewess soles until she admits she's your tickleslut
>>340883604
She'd be perfect in X-2.
>>340884624Y.R.G.
It's showtime, girls.
>>340882903
>>340883604
>>340884010
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>>340884485
Make her a /v/ meme.
Now post a pic of her in that video where her eyes are super big. It's called romance or something
>>340882903
Is that Cosmo?
Lady Gaga in Payday 2?
Nothing changes, we've already met the transvestite quota for the game. We've pretty much ticked all the minority boxes at this point.
>>340884485
Stefani Germanotta is a wop, not a Jew.
>Playing Mario Kart 8
>as Baby Rosalina
>Baby Gaga?
i'm ok with this
>>340884485
>Jewess
Not Jewish, just Italian.
>>340883494
Look up "The Abramovic Method Practiced by Lady Gaga". There's an HD version on vimeo.
>Majora's Mask
She seems more the type of Termina resident you'd find in the Bomber's Notebook and get a Piece of Heart for doing something goofy for than actual hero.
She'd fit in quite well actually
>>340882903
Monster Hunter.
All the full sets are ridiculous clownsuits without even being mix-matched.
>>340882903I've fapped to Bad Romance
>>340885613
When she's sitting the the bathtub, with the pink/blonde hair is great. But it doesn't look like her.
>>340884113
Hey don't talk about his mum like that you scum.
>>340885894
When there's a close up of her near the end where she's like crying or something, it reminds me of a girl I likedand yes, she was/is a horseface
Also, that obviously digitally altered ass
>>340882903
>Resident Evil 6
Uh I have no idea how well she can handle zombies.
>Crysis
It doesn't work.
>>340882903
Final Fantasy 12.
It's pretty much exactly the same in fact it might be improved.
Lady Gaga attempts to promote diversity instead of fighting the covenant and saving humanity.
The Halo array is fired, all sentient life destroyed.
fug.
>>340882903
Can we have more Gaga posting on /v/. Somewhere between Steven Segall and Joosten?
>>340886304
She's pretty when she wears makeup in a traditional manner. Her music is catchy, also. I like it when they grab her face and she looks off, to the right of the camera. Looks like she's crying. Gets my Diamond Dogs to stand at attention.
overwatch doesn't have a protagonist
>>340882903
>Dragon Age: Origins
Likely she'd just rip off Madonna and be loved anyway.
>>340887757
it feels like she made shitty techno pop to jump start her career, "You and I" is completely different and much more musically complex than her early work
>>340882903
>Nier
Uh, I guess she'd suck up to Kaine to pretend that she cares about hermaphrodites and what not
Good Romance will turn into Bad Romance
>>340887881
Tracer is the protagonist.
The Banner Gaga
Civilization V game where I am going for a cultural victory.
>Lady Gaga overthrows Napoleon
>When the Zulu on my border declare war instead of building an army she promotes race mixing and marries Shaka
>Hands over the empire to a nigger who is literally an entire age behind me in technology
>Culture that built such wonders as the Sistine Chapel, Stonehenge, Oxford University, and Uffizi is lowered to banging sticks together and declaring war on every other civ that is just trying to build shit and do something with themselves
Gaga Souls
>>340888073
Her song on GTAV turned me onto her music, I was disappointed when I looked up her earlier stuff. Every Time I Die have evolved from their earlier work, as she did, but you can spot the level of effort put into each of their earlier works.
>>340882903
>Tracer is now Lady Gaga
I wouldn't mind.
Cheers luv, the Gaga's here.
>>340887881
>>340888350
Tracer is the protagonist.
I don't even own the game and I know perfectly this.
>Lady Gaga
>in Guilty Gear
Would be fucking awesome and a way better fit than most of the newcomers.
>>340888510
I guess you can call it Decivilization 5.
>>340888958
I call it Europe.
>>340882903
Shadowgate. Suddenly, trying to talk to every inanimate object makes a whole lot more sense.
It would be fun playing as her in Black Flag, with my little crew of PIRATES
Gaga's albums align with the FFXIII trilogy. By the third one people we just like "this is still going...?"
