>3 hours until E3
link
>>340876681
Why squidward is he having a stroke ??
Quick! post your favorite video game character before E3 begins
>>340876681
I thought it was at one, I woke up all early and shit.
>>340876717
It's Squilliam you doofus.
>40 minutes until my pizza's ready
>mfw microsoft already won
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7adRtud7obs
>>340876681
Reposting from last thread
I don't care what's wrong with me
>>340876757
Hello east coast
>press conferences at 2am on a tuesday
being a britbong is suffering
I finally got a job last week and have to leave right when the first conference starts.
>>340877210
i know that feel when i used to work evenings
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
>>340876960
fuck that Game of Thrones is on
>>340876702
http://www.e3countdown.com/
>polygon writer talking about how scary and bad video game guns are after witnessing mass shootings
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH
who /livestreamer + youtube/ here
>>340877390
live streamer + twitch chat
WILL THERE BE NEWS ABOUT ACE COMBAT 7
>>340877312
thank you bassed anon
>>340877390
/livestream + youtube + /v/ + Euro2016/ masterrace
>>340877435
that's pretty shit tier
livestreamer + youtube with /v/ for chat is objectively GOAT
>>340877363
oh fuck off
it was a muslim terrorist radicalised, he hated gays. People who shoot up places regardless of skin colour are mentally ill, it's not violent video games doing this.
just enough time to masturbate thinking about half life 3
>>340876836
Hard to get interested in games that are probably 1-3 years away and the finished product won't look anything like what they show off.
>>340876960
Shit's not worth staying up for. Just save yourself the time and read up on the announcements in the morning.
>>340877595
livestramer link?
This was for E3 2014 but posting it anyway.
https://vimeo.com/99423361
>>340877363
How many "masa shootings" until people realize the military/government are involved and not violent videogames
>>340876702
Get out.
>>340877363
>common knowledge vast majority of muslims are antigay
>its videogames fault
>>340876772
>40 minutes to make a pizza
What third world country are you living in? Every pizza I've ever made has taken 15 minutes by oven to cook, and 22 minutes if frozen.
>>340877676
http://docs.livestreamer.io/
>>340877595
dual monitors breh
got /v/ on main
>>340877363
>ask the question. You know the one. Ask it.
If Trump was right all along and muslims should be deported? What has this to do with videogames?
>>340876826
>Nintendo
>no direct
Wait so what are they doing then?
>Square already said no KH3
>No Bigu Bossu
>Nintendo only doing a tree house
>no based 2010 Konami conference
I have zero hopes, as usual, for this E3. The only thing that could change my mind is if CDProjekt Red shows up with Cyberpunk 2077 and butt fucks the entire show like they did with The Witcher 3
Post grades.
I don't give a shit right now but I know that 15 minutes before it starts my hype levels will reach critical levels
>>340877709
He's probably talking about actual pizza and not packaged cancer you amerilard
>>340877435
>twitch chat
02
47
00
>>340877852
I'm only here to shitpost with /v/
>>340877709
>Frozen pizzas
Hand tossed pre-made pizzas take 35-40 minutes you tard. Not all of us buy pre-done crap.
>>340877783
Absolutely nothing, but don't tell the left that.
>shooter said he had muslim extremist ties
>shot up a fudge packing plant
>ITS THE VIDEO GAMES
Absolutely Flawless logic
When is the first thing? What is the first thing, even?
>Scalebound PC confirmed
>Proper Pokemon MMO
>STALKER 2
>2D Metroid
>Manhunt 3
>Looking Glass Studios reforms to create Thief sequel
>Official Mother 4 / 3 localized
>Socom 2 HD re-release
>EA, Ubisoft and Activision go bankrupt
>Chakan sequel
>Monster Hunter 5 trailer, multiplat
>PS4 online multiplayer free
>Microsoft sells the Rare IPs to literally anyone
>Mr. Bones sequel
>Kirby's Dream Course sequel with online multiplayer
>Final Fantasy XV proven to not suck
>TimeSplitters 4
>Konami sells off all its IPs after going bankrupt
>Splinter Cell returns to its roots
>2D Castlevania
>Metal Gear Rising 2
>Demon's Souls 2
>Troika reforms to create Bloodlines sequel
>Half-Life 3 finally formally cancelled
>VR, motion, F2P or MOBA games aren't shown once
>Legacy of Kain sequel
>Action RPG without glaring flaw announced
>God Hand 2
>Summoner reboot
>F-Zero sequel
>WoW vanilla servers
>Okami 2
>The Legend of Dragoon prequel
>Diddy Kong Racing 2
>Itagaki returns to directing Ninja Gaiden for 4
>Devil May Cry 5
>Digimon World sequel in the same vein as the original
>Digimon Digital Card Battle 2
>Banjo Threeie
>Lily Bergamo renewed
>Another Souls-like spinoff by Miyazaki
>Valve removes all cosmetics from games
>Bullshots ruled false advertising by Supreme Court day before
>Backlog of Treasure developed games get localized
>Dark Cloud 3
>Digimon Re:Digitize localization announced
>Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer
>Creative Assembly promises to stop sucking
>Red Dead sequel
>Resident Evil returns to its roots with Kamiya and Mikami collaborating
>Team Silent returns to develop Silent Hills
>Aisha Tyler dies on stage
>>340877853
Damn son, that burn so hot I heard the sizzle
>>340877872
4head LUL
>>340877290
A mature plot driven show for grand intellectuals such as myself. Great taste my fellow redditor.
Anyone got the Console-tan drinking game things?
when does the youtube stream start?
is there a pre show or will it start normally
>>340876960Isn't it at 3am?
>>340877947
>>340877853
Who has the time to make their own pizza? Get off my 4chan neet cancer
>>340877962
>pokemon mmo
nintendo/gamefreak dont even have the technology to run that shit much less have the competency
>>340877962
Akarin is cute. CUTE!
>>340877962
Invisible posting is rude.
>>340877872
go back to the old folks home, gramps
comfy places to watch at?
What time is it GMT?
>>340876681
what does squidward have to do with e3????
why does no one EVER answer the fucking question??
im convinced you faggots dont even know yourselves and are just trying to fit in
>>340877962
>Aisha Tyler dies on stage
>>340876681
>tfw I'll miss the EA conference
>>340876790
was the main character born in a square tube
>>340878064
Because it's a sunday? Because I cook my own food every day and I'm not morbidly obese?
>>340878214
squidward has nothing to do with E3 because that ain't squidward
>>340878214
newfag
>>340877290
>Game of Thrones
It's ok, anon. You're allowed to have shit taste.
Are we prepared for maximum shitposting?
>>340878214
Because some autist spurg started a few years ago posting the Squidward heart attack pose with the number of days until E3. He valiantly solidered on posting it everyday. Now fuck off
Reminder
>>340877818
Pretty much nothing. They know you have a massive backlog of games to play this year so they'll help you out by releasing fucking nothing at all.
Now shut up and enjoy your free Miitomo updates.
>>340878017
how do you know I browse reddit?
>>340878320
Game of Thrones is a good tv show
deal with it
>>340878064
>Who has time to make their own pizza
40 minutes. If you don't have 40 minutes when you come home to relax and cook you have a terrible life.
Oh wait, you probably have homework to finish to don't you?
>>340878064
>not being able to cook your own food
Look who's talking about neets
>>340878260
You'd have to be morbidly obese to go out of your way to make something as fattening as a pizza you blob
Will there be /v/ stream like always? Is anybody planning on making one?
>>340878015
>>340878217
>You now share a board with these faggots
I'd wish you not post here anymore.
>>340878212
9pm http://www.e3countdown.com/
>>340877363
and of those people to die these mouth breeders live. fuck life
>>340878369
..Okay
>>340876826
>Nintendo
>No direct
No fucking way. It's been too long. Can't wait for some on-stage Nintendy action.
>>340877962
Half of these are literally impossible to happen what the fuck are you smoking
Every time E3 comes around makes me realize that I spent another year on this shithole
>>340878440
>Pizza
>Fattening
Maybe in america, you slather your pizzas in tomato sauce and butter after all.
>>340877363
Why doesn't someone make a shooter where you take down ISIS? Imagine the market for a game like that.you discover midgame that Al Qaeda is behind all the attacks and they resussitated Osama's body into a killing machine
Yo where are you guys watching it? I heard Dorito pope was doing a stream before the EA conference but don't know where
>>340876681
>3 HOURS UNTIL E3, OMG! GET HYPE!
>it's the EA conference
i hate every single one of you faggot so fucking much
>>340878510
Thanks anon
>>340878440
>homemade pizza classical Italian
>fattening
wew lad
>>340878395
>>340878430
When you start living on your own and start supporting yourself, free time is harder to come by. Nobody has time to make a pizza you fat fucks
>>340878395
Not him but some of us are wageslaves who want every moment of free time possible after we work, especially if we work shitty jobs or more than 40 hours
Don't assume everyone here is a little underage shit, even though you'd be right most of the time
>>340878387
the only reason GOT is popular is beacuse they kill off everyones favorite person they talk about it and you have word of mouth. if no one died the should would of died a long time ago
>>340878607
>not getting hype for the inevitable cringefest
DANGER ZONE
>>340878569
it's already being made
http://nichegamer.com/2016/02/09/hatred-devs-new-game-has-you-battling-a-futuristic-out-of-control-isis/
Pls gib stream
>Titanfall 2 looks terrible
My sides
Not surprised it comes out in 4 months, the bigger focus on SP might make the near-salvageable MP worse. All MP needed was more modes, maps and no bots
E3 DRINKING GAME CARD POST WHERE?!
>>340878607
newfag
Some fat American children in this thread
>>340876681
fuck i'd love to but it's just EA shit plus it'd be like 4 am where I live...
Which memes are you looking forward to the most?
>>340878640
Kek don't talk to me about not having freetime im sure that I have less then you yet I can still mange to cook somthing up.
Anyone got a livestream with chat?
>>340878853
#GIRLWOOD
>>340878759
I'm only fat on the inside
>>340878883
twitch
>>340878853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kDpmKkycf0
the #girlwood one
why is he so based?
>>340878729
You know this one is coming to ps4, right? So you Sony shills don't have to pretend you hate a game you've never played anymore.
>>340878909
I mean one for /v/
>>340878853
Something to succede yarn man would be nice.
>>340878875
Your underage is showing.
>>340878530
Because they don't go outside.
>>340876681
I had Jaffa Cakes ready but I already ated them all!
Where the stream links at???
Anything good this year besides Dishonored 2 and ME: Andromeda?
>>340878940
https://youtu.be/HwbutTQ8Yow
>>340879038
Kill yourself you braindead moron.
>>340878640
If you stopped shitposting on 4chan I'm sure you'd find the time
I hope e3 announces some good games
>tfw can't find a good game to play
>tried playing:
>papers please
>sundew valley
>Battlefield 4
>super hexagon
>stranger of sword city
nothing is intersting
>>340878951
If I was getting it I would get it on PC, isn't that what most people here have?
Titanfall had good movement, Titans were cool das shit, but the bots really ruined alot of appeal because they are bots. Then the lack of maps kinda made it super repetitive, and people got bored during the beta. The game would probably have survived with a SP mode and less bad press
>>340879170
Where the geoff keighly at?
>>340876681
WE'RE WATCHING HERCULES WHILE WATING FOR E3 YOU FUCKS
JOIN US
comfytheatre co uk/e3/smaller.html
Any good games to play while watching E3?
>>340878686
It's quite embarrassing you prioritize 4chan over cooking healthy food and lifting when you have free time.
Where are you fags watching it this year?
>>340879129
0:52 that hand clipping
>>340879201
Dorf Fort
>>340879327
>dat cringy as fuck LE RANDOM PENGUIN OF DOOM chat
nothnx
>>340879278
He really embraced the pope thing huh.
>>340879369
>>340879129
So they're releasing two Call of Duties this year. God damn, do they never learn?
>>340879359
its a 1x a year event why detract from the situation
>>340878320
i like Game Of thrones
pls dont Bully
WHERE IS THE FUCKING CONSOLE-TAN DRINKING GAME FUCKERS?!
>>340879369
>lifted and got ripped
>ate healthy for ages
>still depressed and feel like shit
wowee, atleast 4chan helps ease the boredom
What pre-e3 song are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fysno8xdJWo
>>340879129
Bout time they added a single player. TF1 DIRELY needed it. Fun game, but MP only with limited maps just boring fast.
>>340879430
>NO FUN ALLOWED
>all those """"leaked""""" trailers
it's just not as fun bros
>>340876772
try an actual oven, not an EZ bake
>>340879430
What's good, reddit?
>>340879129
>instead of just reducing the launch price by $20 to reflect the multiplayer only content, they make an entire singleplayer campaign that no one wants
>>340879450
T-fall is Xbox/PC only.
>>340879539
>random splerglords shouting random shit
>fun
So any rumors CDProjekt Red will be there with CyberPunk 2077?
>>340877363
>polygon writer
>capable of shooting anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yYp8ZeQ-I8
>>340878951
Dumb strawman shitposter
>>340877853
Pizza takes like 14-15 minutes to cook in the oven you moron.
And making one is super quick too once you roll out the dough.
>>340879369
spot the vegan
>>340876826
Here's the originals
http://thathomestar.tumblr.com/post/145721882227/e3-2016-is-here-and-i-have-some-bingo-cards-for
Ori sequel will be anounced this e3
Screencap this
>>340879643
Of course it wont be there
links to leaked trailers?
>>340879618
>campaign that no one wants
>every reviewer complained about the lack of a single player component
>>340878569
So basiclly insurgency?
>>340879643
2017
>>340879435
on comms, one of the things they teach you is that the it's the public who ends up defining you, not yourself. they are the ones making you popular.
they make you known in their way, then you jump on that wagon and ride it for as long as you can to enjoy your success
>>340879369
How does a fucking pizza relate to that, nigger?
I'd rather cook 5 meals in the span of those 40 minutes than some shit pizza. Then I can lift and eat those meals any time I do.
Way to project you fucking newfaggot ad hominem retard.
>>340879206
>most people on /v/ game on pc
A dubious assumption at best
But to your points, the game has a lot of content now. Maps, game modes, ranking system, etc. Shame it took them so long to add shit, but if they just copy/paste what they have now plus add a SP I'd wager it'll be a good game.
>>340879783
I have to have hope it is. It is basically the only thing that could save E3 imo. The rest is going to be recycled mushy soft serve hot dog shit.
Is there a specific stream that I can watch with /v/ without the twitch chat
>>340879709
How the fuck did you deduce that?
I'm arguing against eating pre-made pizza that's 70% grease, not meat you retard.
>>340878690
I like it because of the mideival politics. Its like a dumbed down pillars of the earth with fantasy mixed in.
>>340879908
fuck off whining about pizza you idiot. this thread is about E3 which is going to be DISAPPOINTING AS FUCK
>>340879850
someone made a good point how the fuck are we supposed to know whats going on when TF1 didn't have a story
>>340879885
I'm not sure you know what an ad hominem is, stop spouting buzzwords
>>340878015
Kappa// xD
>>340879908
because vegans are the only people who give a fuck about what others eat
>>340879886
By a month after launch, because of bad press and people playing the beta, the game was dead.
Could say the same thing about Evolve, if it launched with all the content it has now minus the jewshop, it would have been more successful.
>>340880001
Why the fuck would we want to know what is going on except shooting each other?
Wheres the best place to watch e3 coverage?
I know Youtube has a E3 live thing , but does twitch or any other better website?
>>340879327
With that overlay it just reeks of reddit.
>>340879520
not tuesday. fuck off
>>340880124
>implying /fit/fags don't also meddle in others' eating habits
>>340880187
Fuck you, It is E3 anyway and I can't find the fucking sheets
>>340880182
I always saw it through GT ;_;
I guess I'll stick to Youtube, as long as it doesn't drop or lag too much
>>340877363
Why not blame the muslim that shot up people instead of the guns?
I dont get leftist logic.
>>340880149
thats the point they want you too have feels about this main character and his robot buddy
I'm watching the stream on G4
>>340877962
stop posting this already.
>>340880132
Right, but evolve isn't getting a sequel as far as I know. I'm just saying titanfall 2 should be good if they ship it with all the content titanfall 1 has now plus at a story for the campaignfags.
Somebody post the template for grades
>>340876681
WHEN DOES CAPCOM START THEIR SHIT?????
RE2remake AND RE7 (i want to beleave)
>>340876754
I love Fuuka!
So what pizzas are you all making and how long does it take for it to be ready for human consumtion?
>>340880124
It just amazes me there are lardasses ITT that can't tell the difference between an actual pizza and supermarket pizza, then try and argue that there isn't possibly a way to have 40 minutes free to cook food for themselves while they've shitposted and done fuck all for the last hour.
What does Big Dick Phil have in store for us Xbros?
>want to watch on comfy theatre like every year
>stream keeps stopping
>nobody else is getting the problem
>just wanna have laughs with some friends
G-guess I won't be this year.
It's finally here
>>340878387
lmao fuck off
2 hours until /v/ explodes.
I'm hype
>>340878064
4chan is a place for neet, get off you productive fag.
>>340880742
Got the non- Sonygger template?
>>340880183
>oh no a website i've never been to! soo scary!!!! :(((
sorry that quality posts hurt you so much. but you wouldn't know better, shitposter. i know. :^)
>>340880782
Lmao suck my arse
>>340876754
Heres my generic ass choice
You guys realise it will suck?
>>340877363
Fuck me these people pretend to be paragons of justice but are so fucking despicable.
>>340880692
>carring about what others do
>getting triggered over a stupid argument about pizza on 4 chan
tumblr is the other way sir
>>340880656
>pizza
Disgusting. Anyone with functioning taste buds would see that pizza is garbage.
>>340877962
nigga what are you smoking?
might as well go all the way through
>Phantasy Star V classic style
>Shining Force 3 Remake
>Panzer Dragoon Saga Remake
>Landstalker Remake and new franchise debut to compete directly with Zelda from now on
>Vagrant Story Remake
>MGS V complete edition without microtransactions
>Demon's Souls PS4
>DMC Zero featuring Sparda's origin story
>Chakan PS4 is actually Bloodborne 2, attire just improves on Bone Ash set
anyone posted the Dead Rising 4 gif from neogaf yet?
the 3 screens have a thread already...
What even will be the Comfort Eagle of E3?
>dat feel when their will never be an E3 as glorious as this one
I'm reading manga and eating some healthy homecookedpizza, what is /v/ doing before the train-wreck begins?
>>340880692
>I literally made chicken noodle soup with vegetables in the lat 45 minutes while they're arguing about not having time to cook
>>340880878
Yes. That's the point.
>>340880808
nice
>>340878214
Fuck off newfag
>>340878554
Just wait, /v/ the musical is right around the corner too.
>>340880846
How about you fuck off back there then
>>340876754
Little wars.
What are you gonna drink bros?
>>340881006
Listening to this masterpiece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9nL6Umrsrg
Is twitch streaming it? I have to use mobile
>>340878543
>Can't wait for some on-stage Nintendy action.
>He dosent know
Oh you poor soul
>>340881095water
>>340877290
the new episode is out?
>>340880656
had a dr. oetker hawaiian last night
might grab another
>>340881095
Cran Apple Juice
>>340881124
the biggest GAMING event of the year...i think so
Is there going to be a /v/ stream for this like last year? That was pretty fun.
>>340881145
no but it is at 2am tonight
>>340876754
ALUCARD GET
>>340880878
Yes you fool that's why we're here
>>340881006
Which manga my friend? I have watamote next to me which I havent touched in weeks
>>340879129
>brobot is actually connected to pilot instead of expendable junk
>>340881095
Seltzer water
I dont know what it's actually called, I think sparkling water.
The good fizzy water that's like soda
>>340880337
>I always saw it through GT
then go watch the easy allies stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1vmrMAqeWM
>>340880001
think Red Faction Guerrilla's earth vs colonies but with more mechs
I don't know anything about Titans with individual AI
>>340881203
The problem is comfy theatre for example, has hundreds of /v/irgins on it at once, so it suffers the exact same problem as normal ones where too many people are all reacting to shit meaning nobody can actually speak or hear what the fuck anyone else is saying.
I'd prefer to join a stream with a max cap of like 25 people.
>EA STARTS
>BAD COMPANY 3 RIGHT OFF THE BAT
>>340880613
ANSWER ME YOU FUCKS
>>340881095
Sweet Tea
>>340881202
What channel?
Requesting the E3 grading template
pls respond
>>340881095
What else?
>>340881371
someone saved myy webm
>>340881467
10/10
>>340881391
The fucking homepage holy shit is this your first E3?
>>340881095
coca cola
>>340881278
Catching up with JoJolion and Innocent.
I was gonna start Kumamiko andOkusantonight too then ordering some stuff on my backlog.
Fuck do I still have time to shower, go to the store, and pick up some snacks?
>>340881467
probably a monster mixed with vanilla coke
>>340877363
why isn't this guy in a mental asylum?
