>E3 supposed to be June 14,15,16
>Request 14,15,16 off
>All conferences on 12th/13th
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT REEEEEE
>>340858089
But more importantly, WHEN ARE THE STREAMS?
Also, you should've done better research.
>>340858089
Is this your first E3, kiddo? The e3 floors open those days, but the conferences happen before the showfloor even opens. It's been that way for as long as I can remember.
e3countdown.com
>taking days off for E3
fucking nerd. its not even gonna be worth it anyway
>>340858631
>implying he even has a job
>implying he isn't a lying neet
>>340858631
Just for Todd
>>340858298
>WHEN ARE THE STREAMS?
Probably when there's something to stream?
OP's first E3
E3 is Mon/Tues
>>340858298
They'll start popping up about an hour before it starts.
6h30min to EA
>>340858298
e3countdown.com
>>340859054
Pretty sure it's 5hrs30mins
>>340859212
says 6h for me on countdown unless it's wrong
>>340859297
Probably uses your computer's clock to estimate the time for you.
E3 was important 15-20 years ago before the internet became common thing and people were getting their info from magazines.
Now it's completely pointless.
>>340859371
just go to the fucking EA site http://www.ea.com/play2016
Is this your first E3?
>>340858089
Why are you working during the summer?
Most people are on their summer holiday now...
>>340859396
It's just a AAA dick waving contest at this point.
>>340859396
agree but it's still fun to watch
>>340858089
>Caring so much about E3 you take days off
E3 is just a shitty big commercial for games that won't come out anytime soon and the hype around it is pointless. I understnad you may want to see the new awkard advertisement and cringe, but you can always watch it later instead of live.
Taking a day off to sleep all day would be more productive.
>>340858089
So is this your first E3 or are you just retarded?
>EA stream starts at 4 my time
>I get off at 4
Not like I'm going to miss anything anyways.
>>340859437
What are you, a teacher? The time people get off for summer is different for everyone. If everyone went on holiday at the same time the entire world's economy would collapse.
>>340859437
summer hasn't even started and most people go on holidays later in summer july/august
>>340859547
>not wanting to shitpost live with /v/
the only thing e3 is good for
>>340859437
>Most people are on their summer holiday now...
You seem to believe that when school stops, everything stops. That is not the case.
>>340859547
>sleep all day
sleep is the biggest waste of time
only time you're allowed to sleep is to "time jump" for games to download
>>340859437
we got a live on here. call it in.
>>340858298
https://gaming.youtube.com/e3
This has the times for your country and will be the best place the steam like it was last year
>>340859845
Have fun dying in your 40s.
>>340859759
THat's what I'm looking forward to. I love E3 just because of this.
>>340858089
>not "working" from home
Nice shit job you have
>>340858089
hehe you dum fucked
It's hilarious how many people still don't understand how E3 works.
E3 started out as a press event. It was an event for the press so they could see the latest video games and write about them. Flashforward to today and E3 is a consumer show basically. Nobody gives a fuck about the press anymore because people can go to the source directly thanks to the internet.
E3 is the conferences now, they just haven't fully admitted that yet. Showfloor is becoming more and more irrelevant. You fucked up badly OP.
>>340858631
I'm just taking time off for the real time shitposting
>>340859845
>time jump
fucking hell
>>340860235
>Does anyone else have this problem?
I'm sure there are other 12 years olds out there somewhere.
>watching E3
No really why? Its lost its significance it's just a press event that I can read up on later. Why do people still act like this is Pre-2010 E3?
>>340859458
I know right? Indie games are the future!
>>340860365
I need to wake up for work at 3 am so it's not a problem exclusive for children.
So apparently EA is in less than 10 minutes? Is it going to be anything but Madden and strong and independent women who need no men?
>>340860490
EA is in 6 hours
>Sony blew everyone away last year
>This year Nintendo openly announces they will have nothing
>All leaks point towards Sony winning again
>Guys, E3 never mattered, guys, stop watching it! Guys! It's just a commercial, it's gonna be awful! I SAID DONT FUCKING WATCH IT
>want to see bethesda and sony
>both are at inhuman times
fuck me
>>340860726
>inhuman times
lel, where you at?
>>340860519
You'd be jaded too if you've been watching E3 for anything longer than a few years.
>>340858089
That's what you get Darryl.
>>340860787
Netherlands.
>>340860845
Ok then
>>340860787
us europs have it hard
>>340859054
>EA
>Faggot Age 5 and Ass Effect: Trans Express Edition.
>Fifa 17 with boring ass footballer who lies on stage
>Madden with similar crap
THANKS FOR COMING TO E3 *claps alone*
Unless they've revived Dead Space or something fun, it's going to be trash.
>>340860726
Git gud at having crippling insomnia, you scrub.
>>340860845
>>340860845
Suck a dick Peter Pan
>>340860457
Go to bed at like 4PM so you wake up at midnight get your shit ready to go then sit down and watch two hours of E3 before going to work? Shit's not a fucking complicated problem to solve.
>>340860925
My friends from the US aren't too pleased with the schedule either
>>340860235
Put a towel along the bottom of the door so the light from the screen doesn't get out.
>>340860946
The only thing anyone cares about is Battlefield gameplay and we all know it's going to be shit anyway.
>>340860946
I'm just hoping for a Bioware trainwreck otherwise it's boring
I don't know what could Bethesda even show off for an hour, I'll just go to bed
Only one I care about are the triumvirate, and they aren't on until tomorrow night
>>340861019
why the hell do american doors have such huge cracks at the bottom?
>tfw your biggest hope is that todd announces a new game at the bethesda conference so that Toddposting can continue on /v/
Please save us Todd.
>>340859437
under 18 ban ban ban, ask your parents if theyre working today zozzle
>>340859437
Not everyone is in school, anon...
There's also summer jobs for college students like myself.
I'm spending my vacation working and going over the books for next semester. No vacation for me this year.
>>340861083
For pizza delivery without the need for human interaction, baka
>>340861019
>be 10
>cant play playstation since mom told me I should study
>play gameboy under the covers
>be 25
>cant play playstation since mom told me I should study
>play vita under the covers
My life is a joke
>>340861083
To let out the smell of obesity and shame.
>>340861196
that makes sense
>>340861219
Dude, you're 25. Why are you still living with your parents?
>>340861083
Same reason why they don't have air canals, paper thin insulation and generally shoddy build quality housing.
They'd rather spend several thousand on an AC than insulate the house enough so they don't freeze in the winter or boil to death in the summer.
It's all about being extremely short-sighted.
>>340861382
why waste money on your own place when you can leach off
>>340861002
What exactly is the schedule for the U.S.? It says for me that e3 starts in 13 hours and I'm hoping to God that isn't the case.
>>340861382
Because I'm in college and the only way to afford rent is to share a loft with your gf or friends
>>340861463
http://www.e3countdown.com/
>>340861463
I have no idea what the schedule is for the US
>>340858089
At least you'll be off for the nintendo streams
>>340861463
It starts in 6 hours in Europe and 12 hours in the states
>>340858089
>baby's first e3
How long until it starts?
What if they show Generals?
>>340861579
wat
>not just watching the presentation later
>implying you'll miss anything par a couple of awkward moments
>>340861463
https://gaming.youtube.com/e3
>>340860063
>wanting to live past your 40s
Literally the perfect amount of time to experience anything youd want to on this earth.
>>340861579
That's not how time works
>>340861019
But my mommy made me put my gaming PC in the living room after she caught me watching porn, and she confiscates my tablet and my handhelds at 9pm so I have time to drink an ovaltine, have a shower and brush my teeth before bed. And my gaming keyboard is really loud and I can't control my hype so I might scream or something.
>>340861701
Thats really sad man
single mother?
EA conference is @4PMEST
Bethesda is @9PMEST
>>340861794
Yeah.
>>340861606
>lights dim
>commander..Are you ready
>awesome gameplay
>Commander and Conquer F2P
>Only on iOS
>>340861382
I'm 25 and almost wish i still lived with my parents, i probably could if i asked but i prefer my privacy over having a few extra bucks a month.
Hope I dont get accidentally banned like every event the last 3 years
>>340861838
When will society learn that women are not real people and shouldn't be raising children on their own
>>340861579
Can you covert it to microwave time?
>>340858089
I thought Rockstar was gonna be on stage but I don't see them on the countdown schedule.
http://www.e3countdown.com/
Fuck I am so excited for E3.
CAN'T YOU JUST FEEL IT MAN!? FEEEEL ITTTT
>>340861974
>banned 1 e3 for posting a picture of xbox mlp avatars making fun of it
>banned another year for being critical of nintendo
>>340862249
They will apear in someone elses show
Like sony or ms
>>340861873
>>340862284
That anime girl doesn't look so excited though
>>340858089
>not checking conference times before taking the days of
should've done your research nigger
>>340862335
That makes sense.
Thanks
>>340862249
with what? a single game maybe?
>>340862992
>http://www.e3countdown.com/
It'll probably be Take-Two, not Rockstar themselves.
>>340859437
>summer holiday
lol no this is America where we work 50 hour weeks for minimum wage
>>340863081
Didn't mean to quote link.
I'm not expecting anything and I will still be disappointed
Anybody got the timetable?
>>340861701
I've been here before. You're going to need the following:
>Alarm clock
>Socks
>A thick duvet
Here's what you need to do:
>Leave your door slightly ajar so you can just swing it open.
>Set your alarm for 10mins before the conference and put it under your pillow so only you hear it when it goes off.
>If your mom likes to check on you during the night, throw some shit under the covers so it looks like you're still in bed.
>Grab the extra duvet, put your socks on and sneak into the living room.
>Turn the brightness all the way down on the monitor
>Make a fort out of the duvet to stop light from the screen escaping and to muffle your keyboard. (If your mom gets up during the night and walks past the living room in, she shouldn't see or hear anything)
>Type and click only when you need to and keep one ear out for movement.
>Go back to bed as soon as the stream ends to minimise the chance of getting caught.
Best of luck, Anon.
>yfw you pull it off for the first time.
>>340863459
>>340863560
>tfw now I can just watch it in my bed now and if my mom comes in I can pretend I just woke up
Thank you smartphones
>>340863459
https://gaming.youtube.com/e3
>>340859845
>time jump
Don't you have a neet with inferiority issues thread to shitpost on.
>>340860238
Somehow, that's even worse.
>5 and a half more hours
what the fuck am I supposed to do until then?
>>340862992
Rockstar will probably show off Red Dead 3, announce that GTA 6 is in the works, and if they really want to be neat, surprise announce Bully 2 **set in a modern college setting where leftists and liberal pandering gets shit on**.
But it's basically confirmed Rockstar is going to at least blow the lid off Red Dead 3.
Also,
>Agent never ever
WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS ON TUESDAY
I'M NOT READY, I HAVE A SHITTY FROZEN PIZZA IN THE OVEN
>>340864003
Go stock up your cupboards and fridge, go buyweeif that's your thing, go buy a bottle of whiskey if it isn't.
>>340863830
That trailer is pretty fucking hype desu
No doubt the actual show will be a huge disappointment, but still
>>340860519
The magic of E3 goes away once you've seen the thing for several years.
Doesn't help the fact it gets more bland with each year too. These days 90% of the E3 is just showing trailers non stop instead of actual conferences.
>>340864003
Play video games
>>340864176
>it gets more bland with each year too
>>340864098
xbox and sony are monday
>>340864003
Jack off to Sayla
Anyone has this year's clean report card with times and order?
>>340864270
>prerendered "gameplay"
>mindless drones clapping
>buzzwords
>mindless drones clapping
>cinematic trailer
>mindless drones clapping
Repeat ad nauseum.
>>340864224
>>340864384
https://gaming.youtube.com/e3
>>340864003
I didn't get shit for sleep last night so I'm gonna get four hours. See you fags later.
>>340860519
there's no new consoles to present
the PS4 neo isn't being shown, nor the NX
this will just be mediocre games and VR tech demos
Gamespot used to have a show floor stream where they had some longer demos of revealed games.
Even some new announcements if you are lucky.
So you guys ready for lots of SHOUTING
H
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>>340864270
It's true though.
Sony literally blew their load last year with reveals about games that aren't coming out for another 2 years. They aren't even going to show the Neo in their conference.
Nintendo isn't even having a conference or direct anymore. Just a livestream of Zelda and pokemon.
The PC Gaming show was way too winded and only showed off some new AMD graphics card last year.
Microsoft is the biggest wildcard. They usually have a lot of third party reveals during their conference, and they will probably reveal their next-gen xbox. They are the most likely to win E3 this year, strangely enough.
All the the other conferences you watch for the cringe factors. Especially Ubisoft. E3 has just become something you watch to make fun of with other anons and overreact over stupid announcements and cringe fests in an online chatroom/board.
>>340864649
AAHHHHHHHH I'M READY
>>340864453
>caring about drones at all
You watch it to read between the lines of those presentations and laugh at their onstage failures when it happens.
It's a good showcase about what those companies are planning for their products. It's an oportunity that presents itself 3 days per year, if you don't find joy in this, then go do whatever you do every day, every year.
>>340864130
>go buy wee if that's your thing
HWERE THE FUCK DO I BUY PISS??
>>340864575
No no, the image we do and we fill ourselves to score the E3.
>>340864705
>waah waah e3 is shit waah waah
Such an original post
>>340864649
[insert game or feature here] LIKE YOU NEVER SEEN BEFORE
>>340864837
You know what he meant.
>>340859437
internships yo
gotta get that experience and foot in the door
I'm doing nuclear non-proliferation shit at the national lab in my area because almost everyone else in my uni's program failed the drug test(DUDE WEED) or isn't a US citizen
>>340864816
>livestream chat
sorry but no way
>Only 1 day left until Sony loses their last bit of dignity and publicly humiliates themselves with the Neo
It's been a good run, fellas
>>340864858
E3 IS shit though. You're delusional if you think otherwise.
>Bethesda's press conference is at the same time as /got/ livethread and episode premiere
YOU HAD ONE JOB, I can't shitpost and watch two things in two places at the same time.
I'm only watching the Sony conference because it's the only one at a reasonable time.
>>340864921
i didn't lie about it being slightly shitty, at least you don't need an account to talk
>>340865089
oh fuck my dyslexia it's an hour afterwards
shitposting crisis averted
>>340864858
E3 is shit, the only reason /v/ watches it is because it's a complete fucking cringefest filled with buzzword spewing retards trying to appeal to kids.
If you watch it for actual video game announcements you're an idiot and quite possibly a normie shit.
>>340865137
it's the worst thing ever
why not fucking CyTube at least?
>>340865284
Yeah because last year we didnt get a single one amazing reveal during Sony /sarcasm
>>340864816
>posted only a couple times each day
Bullshit. Fuck off spammer.
>>340865519
Yeah, they revealed shit that still hasn't been released and won't be for another year at least.
Has anyone got the link to the AND THIS YEAR PAUL? video with the sonic music? I can't fucking find it.
>>340861579
I don't know why I find this meme so funny
>>340864816
Stop shilling your shitty stream you redditor
>>340865519
>/sarcasm
i wish you would die
>>340865089
>giving a shit about got
>not reading a fucking book in the frist place if you do
>eating up that shitty low budget show on top of it
How can one anon be so much of a faggot?
>>340865737
The series has overtaken the books apparently.
Any bingo boards? They're the most fun I get from E3 nowadays.
>>340865737
it's shit, even I know that
it's all about the funposting because this is as close to Code Geass Sundays that we'll ever get to in this age.
>>340861083
I had to seal the one under mine because the ferret kept getting out into the rest of the house.
>>340865628
Yeah, I bet e3 is pretty boring for clairevoyants
>tfw NEET life has fucked up my sleep and I'll have to stay up to watch the shitfest
>Can't even get drunk because it makes me sleepy
I fucked up, /v/.
>>340865737
the show has outpaced the books and is now fanfiction tier shit
the first 3 seasons were good, now I'm just here for the trainwreck
>>340865737
>GoT books
>reading irrelevant media
>>340860519
>"muh video games are my life!"
Literally grab the nearest sharp object and run it across your throat you cancerous cunt
>>340866171
The imagination is far more powerful than an image.
>>340866075
The author already told them how it ends, the book can take another path but it'll reach the same conclusion. IF the books every finish.
>>340861219
>play gameboy under the covers
>Dad walks in thinks I'm fapping and gives me an awkward speech about it being okay
>>340865519
>/sarcasm
>>>/n4g/ is that way, retard.
so I bought 2kg of chicken necks instead of wings FUCK
anyway of salvaging this
>>340861382
>ever moving out of your parents home
This is economic suicide.
>>340861408
they also build wooden houses in areas that get hit by tornadoes. lol
>>340866427
soup
>>340866427
Bake em in the oven for an hour, or fry em/sauce em as you would chicken wings. I doubt it tastes any different.
>>340866518
Moved out when I was 16. It's a necessity if you hope to ever develop as a human being, my life started when I left home.
>>340866427
sounds like you got enough to get a stew going
>>340866179
Nobody has said that retard, if you are so offended by people still caring then go outside to feed the birds or something
>>340866865
Depends on the country where you live.
I moved overseas last year to Britain and have my own home, but if i moved back to Australia, there's no way in hell I'd ever be able to move out.
>>340866873
But video games are my life. Maybe not all my life but a bigger slice of it than anything else.
>>340858089
Let's get this shit started.
>wagecucks
>>340867186
Well you can't get your own home exactly, you have to hire a room. The important thing is getting away from those who would take care of you.
>>340867267
>tfw I'm not sure if I get any summer time off on my first year
>>340859547
>>340858631
It's the end of the vacation cycle, they were use or lose hours anyway and I had like 40 goddamn hours left so I took a day or two
>>340867419
>summer time off
Where in the world is there designated summer time off outside of a school?
>>340867494
Everyone gets at least a week for summer vacations
>>340861701
>tfw gaming pc is in the living room because it curbs how much time I spend locked in my room and I can instead spend time with family just by turning my chair
>tfw watch porn on it anyway
>>340867272
In this day and age, I don't harbour any resentment to anyone that lives off their parents, its not our fault that we got the fucked up economy to deal with.
Even then, if you bring artificial inflation into the mixed, its even more fucked up.
>>340867494
Scandinavians have like 50 days off per year.
>>340867479
>took a day or two
>14, 15, 16
DAMAGE CONTROL
In all honesty, E3 can be bretty fun. You should build a pillow fort and buy a bunch of snacks.
Does anyone have that JoJo picture where it's Reggie, Shiggy, and Iwata in the photograph/
>>340867583
Jesus, is there any downside to living there?
>>340866171
>that image
/got/ detected
>>340867579
No. You have to move. Sell your WiiU and cancel your subscription to Sanic comics because nothing is more important than developing as a human being. You're going to run into so much trouble later in life otherwise, a lack of purpose and identity, no self confidence, a weak will etc.
>>340859437
>tfw taking a family vacation the same week as e3
>no internet anywhere
>this happens every year
God dammit i just want to see ubisoft's cringeworthy presentation live.
>>340859437
...excuse me?
Do you think work just suddenly stops during the Summer, the busiest tourist period of the year?
>>340867267
>wastes of skin, oxygen, resources
>>340865058
Confirmed not at the show.
If only.
>>340858631
>mfw my days off were already on Mon/Tues so I didn't have to ask for shit
>>340867721
People on the internet harass you.
>>340867860
>tfw parents are taking a vaations the same week as E3
>house totally to myself
>>340867267
>yfw everybody in the video game industry who is not """""""""""indie"""""""""" is a wagecuck
>>340867579
The entire rent system is based around couples both wroking, and it is 100% anti-neet
Fuck you college students for never saying no
"Wow 3 dollars for working the grill for an an hour that's like two free beers!"
"Wow my own room for only a three thousand a month, damn, I guess I'll just have to ask my gf and three of my friends to move in"
Fuck you normals
>>340867927
No Vita, no NEO, and certainly no games for the PS4. Is this going to be another "consider a Mediabox tho" conference or just a display of *Also on PC?
DON'T MEME ME I'M GENUINELY CURIOUS
>>340868237
DMC 5 babyyyyyyyy
>>340867494
It isn't designated to summer, you can take it off any time you want but most people choose summer because the weather isn't as garbage and they're kids are off school.
>>340868280
6 you mean
>>340861219
>owning a vita
It really is a joke.
>>340868284
>they're
their*
I was going to type something else but changed half way through. Don't even remember what i was going to type.
>>340858631
I have 190 vacation hours and this way I get paid to stay home all week and play video games.
>>340868237
>no games for the PS4
wong
>>340868575
That's a fancy way of saying one week
>>340868625
yeah coming soon 2017 ;)
>>340868662
190 hours = 5 weeks
>50 gays got killed in orlando by religion of peace
>E3 will now be filled with "In memory of those who died this weekend" at every conference
Watch EA's conference be the biggest cucks about it and not show anything with violence.
>>340868662
You don't take all your vacation hours in the one go anon.
>>340860845
>tfw just took a day off to sleep all day on Monday so I can watch Bethesda & Sony
I am going to feel like shit all day Tuesday, but I'll live.
>>340868971
And then they'll cut to gameplay of the newest gory shooter.
It'll be funny. Ger ready boys.
>>340858089
>REEEEEE
REEEEEddit.
>>340866865
ow the edge
>>340868971
>50 gays got killed in orlando by religion of peace
what
>>340870006
Orlando gay bar got shot up, shooter was possibly connectted to Islamic terrorism.
Reddit is purging any news about it, of course.
>>340870006
Some american born in america who lived all his life in america has a funny name so it's ISIS.
Best send a few more bombs over to Afghanistan, or Iraq, or Iran, or all of them just to be sure.
>>340870185
>all of them
I'm fine with this
>>340870329
It's more beneficial to america's long-term goal of wiping out all life on earth.
But this isn't vidya so let's focus on america's short-term goal of simply killing video games, OK?
>>340860365
>le move out when you're 18 meme
good goy
>>340859396
If you actually believe this, you have really bad vision. The hype E3 brings into the industry practically fuels the rest of the year. Even on bad years. Do you understand that The Division sold as well as it did because of the hype around it from fucking years ago?
E3 is incredibly important for video games.
Taking time off for it is fucking stupid though unless you have a really meaningless job.
>>340870532
>over 18
>still having a bedtime
Either you're an autistic manchild or your parents fucking suck.
>>340870669
this holy shit grow some balls /v/
>>340860606
People that bitch about Nintendo out of nowhere are cancer.
I filed 2 days off for this shit, Mon and Tue
Tell me dreams do come true /v/
>>340870532
>>340870669
>>340870778
>mommy
How fucking stupid and young are you to take that seriously.
>>340870185
I love when Anti-America, Anti-gay and Anti-Muslim sentiments get washed up all together and suddenly they don't know who to blame
>Evil anericans throwing bombs on mudhuts full of poor muslims who will rape our women and must all be killed, thank god Putin is bombing them, if nobody else will
Is there a Ubisoft conference? Please tell me I can get my serving of #girlwood
>>340858089
June 14,15,16 is the tradeshow, 12-13 are the conferences.
That was announced at least 2 months ago.
>>340861685
>>340861579
>>340861531
>>340861518
Thank you all
>>340859561
I'm going to miss an hour due to work and I'm not even mad. I'll miss some Mass Effect and sports. Oh no.
>>340871046
>i was merely pretending to be retarded
>>340859547
I had my Patriot's Day(or as sub-humans call it: Victoria Day) in bank, so I took monday off. Tuesdays are my regular days off. It's much more fun to watch it live with your friends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBwNA3HHCF4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBwNA3HHCF4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBwNA3HHCF4
>>340868662
>190 vacation hours is one week.
I wish underage faggots who have never worked a day in their life would fucking leave, they don't count the full 24 hour cycle, they count your allotted work hours, please get a fucking job.
https://discord.gg/012UrDuZq91P8vWzx
>>340871458
>I had my Patriot's Day(or as sub-humans call it: Victoria Day)
They are not the same thing.
>>340866631
unless your building is an underground bunker its not going to survive a tornado
the houses in tornado areas are built out of wood so they can be easily and cheaply rebuilt
>>340871338
wait, there is a conference in 3 hours ? I thought it was just the opening of e3
>>340867750
All of that just because you're living with your parents?
are we all watching with lirik senpai?
>>340864003
Fap
>>340871840
Four hours, I think. Check the e3countdown site. I just get off in 5, so I'll miss out on one hour.
One slide got already leaked
>>340870185
>Omar Mateen
>funny name
liberals man
>>340871980
It'll be archived anyway, you likely won't miss much.
>>340871917
Sleep due to depression, like the rest of us.
