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>gg ez
>>340838484
>easiest game of my life
this and ggez really riles up the pubbies
>>340838484
Get good scrub
this what you get when dont play games like lol where rules are enforced
>>340839084
wait you can't say gg ez?
>gg ez
>your report has been received
w-we'll see who gets the last laugh!
>>340839084
more like league of fascists
>gg ez
>report him
>he gets banned
sweet victory
>>340838484
>i wasn't even trying
>"why do you even bother? uninstall the game"
>>340838484
Why do people rage about this ? I write this even if I lose , kek. top being a manchild and grow some ballz fucking weebs
>>340839084
No thank you.
>>340839158
You'll get chat restricted if you manage to ass blast someone who then proceeds to report you.
>>340841973
>what if someone was gay in that game and was offended by that remark?
>Spawncamping is allowed
>switch to winning team 5 seconds before match ends
>"gg ez"
>we win in a close game
>someone on my team says "gg ez"
Why you gotta be like that? You're just making the rest of us look bad.
>"Wow I didn't even die once"
>Game isn't actually over yet
>They are like 10 seconds away from winning
>Change to sniper and kill him just as they complete the objective
>I type like 2 full caps paragraphs about how he is a shit cunt
>>340839827
>>>/r9k/
>game takes over 50 minutes to finish
>Both teams are mostly at a stalemate
>Enemy team finally manages to win the game
>Enemy says "gg ez"
>Raping other team
>About to win
>Autobalanced
>gg wp both teams
>>340838484
>"lol ur so fucking bad"
>quote from man getting rekt.
Is this supposed to make me feel mad? It just makes them look silly and even more butthurt
>Insurgency
>every single game ends with a guy with a thick Arabic or Russian accent saying "ez"
It's like clockwork, what the fuck.
>>340842671
autism the post
How do you correctly respond to this without sounding mad?
>>340845101
"fuck off kid"
>>340845101
you don't
>>340845353
Sounds mad to me.
>tfw you do this on an early access game after dominating the community and they get you banned from the game
>>340845101
Wow!
>Teammate says it
>Enemy probably hate you by proxy
>>340845101
>thanks for the mmr lads
it blasts ass real good
>>340842154
Last night we we're getting our shit pushed in at Watchpoint: Gibraltar then one of the enemy dc'd and spawn camped em for 5 min.
>>340842305
>>340845479
Fucking this, this shit happens and now I'm an asshole for no reason, I hate it.
>Lose quite handily
>Say "gg easiest game of my life, better luck next time scrubs"
>They still get mad
>play a casual game for fun
>one person on mic
>game starts
>'guys get on the point'
>he dies before it unlocks
>'guys wow im the only one on the point'
>'if somethings not working then fucking change hero wow'
>lose by completely getting our ass handed to us
>say "gg close game in all chat" as a joke
>one of my teammates get buttmad and starts telling us how he was the only good player in the team
>>340838484
>taunt/laugh at someone all game in SMITE using VGS commands
>they win because of a fuck up someone does or a shitty feeding teammate
>they gloat and call me out for spamming them and losing
>mfw I won by just knowing I got to them enough for them to call me out
>Lose
>Get called faggot and they leave
>Win
>Get called faggot and they leave
I don't understand how these kinds of people exist
I just want to play video games
>>340838484
>"hey man I'm just bad, it's not a crime"
>"no fuck off uninstall and die"
>enemy team loses the game
>they say gg
>say it was a shit game because they weren't a challenge
>Can't filter out GG
Stupid harassment word. 90% of the time it's only the winning team that says it anyway, it's rude as fuck unless the game was a heated back and forth match, then everyone is glad no matter what the outcome
>>340846191
>things going well
>constantly pressuring other team for last point
>new guy joins and chooses a character
>"bro we don't need that one, change heroes thanks" said some dude over mic
>this goes on for a couple minutes
>mic guy getting increasingly butthurt that new guy isn't caving into his whining
>in spite of mic guy, new dude caps point
>"BRO YOU ARE SO LUCKY"
Cunts like this make winning not worth it.
>just say nigger at the end with no context
>"whoa dude not cool" "dont be racist"
>dissolves any shitposting
>>340846309
faggot
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>>340838484
>attacking team
>have a bit of trouble with capturing the first point but manage to win the match
>"ggez"
>mfw the guy saying it was on the losing team
>4chan gets triggered by two letters
awwwwwwwwwwww my little princesses
why cant everyone be nice and kind and loving D:
fucking shetlered pussies lmao
>>340846783
*americans
can confirm nobody gives a shit in australia
>>340846437
Somebody seems mad
>>340846783
Give me one (1) reason why being nice is bad.
>>340846840
Makes you look like a soft ass pussy
Men should be dominant. Alpha.
>guy tries to be funny after the match
>isn't
>>340843176
>.gif (2.64 MB, 320x240)
Just fucking die already, grandpa.
>>340846898
Being assertive =/= Being an asshole
>Play Overwatch solo
>Team is turbo trash
>Lose
>I have 3x Gold, 1x Silver, 1x Bronze medal
>Without saying anything one enemy starts trash talking me specifically
>>340846830
Non valid meme reply, my point stands
>Guy talking in all chat to nobody in particular
>Nobody responds
>>340846898
What if I'm not a man?
>>340847018
Then work that cock baby.
Also.
L O N D O N
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>>340846840
Because it's boring.
Being competitive and kinda cheeky is exciting for everyone involved as long as you aren't salty.
>>340847018
lads
>>340838484
>guy does some cheap shit a particular class is notorious for
>call em out
>"I don't main this class"
>gotten some variation of that response over 3 times within a week
>They win in overtime
>Literally made every checkpoint by mere seconds
>ggez
Nothing has ever infuriated me as much as lone question marks in all chat after something happens
It's just fucking magically rage inducing
>>340846898
the people who are the most boastful when winning are usually also big salty babbies when they lose. what's alpha about that?
>>340847078
I don't think something that happens after the match is called competitive and cheeky, it's just annoying. You just had a shitty game, you just calmly look away and prepare yourself to be better on your next, and then this asshole rubs it in your face.
>>340845101
"Can you teach me to play like you?"
>>340841973
modern multiplayer gaming in a nutshell
>call someone a fag
>omg >;( reported !!!
fucking buttmad whiny pieces of shit kids today i swear to god
>h-help he's being homophobic
god damn ten years ago the entire server would've ganged up on this bitch and called him a faggot
also what is the point of a profanity filter if profanity is against the code of conduct/TOS or whatever?
>>340845101
You just don't respond. It's better than any possible response because otherwise they would feel acknowledged and be happy about it.
>Clearly a one sided match
>They say "gg"
>>340844959
What's autistic about that post you meme spouting faggot
>>340846818
Nobody gives a shit about anything in Australia, That's pretty much why Junkrat and Roadhog and perfect representations of you.
>>340847243
You don't think it is because you are a sore insecure loser.
It's all fun. He was better than you so he gets to shittalk, that's how it's been since ancient times.
>>340847663
Just because "it's been like this forever" doesn't mean it's good.
I'm not a sore loser, it's just that I don't like assholes that get away with it. If I cared about losing I wouldn't still be playing, I have a 40% winrate on Overwatch and I still like the game.
>>340847797
It's video games you idiot, stop taking it so seriously.
It's all FUN, if you don't like it, go create your own echo-chamber somewhere.
>>340847663
Pretty much this.
Fuck, You could even have a team of all better plays than the other team just you kept getting countered.
I don't personally do it but minor taunting is really harmful.
>>340847797
You're like that autist in that winter camp that saw children throwing snowballs around and having fun and considered it a pathetic attempt and forcing dominance on others.
>>340847797
Did you cry when you were in little league when you were forced to high five the opposing team?
>>340847797
Tell him about the year anon! Tell him what year is!
>>340847797
>I have a 40% winrate on Overwatch and I still like the game.
hahahah just kill yourself my dude, goddam
>>340847967
*at forcing dominance
>>340848026
It's CURRENT YEAR!
>"you're so fucking bad uninstall the game please"
>actually uninstall the game
everything went better than expected
>>340845101
>XxXlordofpainXxX: gg ez
>Me: yeah, like your mom
>>340847018
L O N G D O N G
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>>340845101
There is literally no way out of it.
You don't say anything.
>"LOL MUST BE TOO MAD TO SPEAK"
You say something.
>"WOW YOU ARE SO MAD"
It's basically the final word. Nothing will top it.
>>340847873
>>340847967
>>340847987
>>340848026
>>340848041
Are you sure you're not the insecure ones ? You're doing a desperate attempt to make me feel bad, like somehow I'm wrong.
>tfw trash talk for entire matches and put people off their game/force them to make mistakes by making them want to kill me
trash talking is new dota 2 meta
here are some tips
>whenever someone picks a hero you don't like to play against, roast them before rune spawns
>find their best player, trash talk them the most
>find their worst player, apologise for them having such a shit team and tell them how you understand their plight
>check enemy team's steam profiles and insult them based on country e.g. tell the turks they are roaches
>call gg ez halfway through the game
t. someone who once got muted for ~300 hours
>>340848541
pic related it's you right now
>>340848685
You got me good
>>340845101
"Sorry. Not mad."
>>340848541
Human interaction must be terrorizing for you
Get out of your bubble
>>340848902
It's not terrorizing.I'm just terrible at them because I have aspergers.
>>340848945
Yeah it's obvious you're fucked up.
Don't take it seriously, it's lighthearted fun.
>>340849015
I don't get mad over it, in fact I never post in game chat in any game. I just find it wearing and unhealthy, at least for me. It feels like that whatever kind of fun I was having, it evaporates when someome comes out as an ass.
>Memewatch
>play defense on Route 66
>pick Toblerone
>we crush them
>I get PotG
>kill 2 people while on molten core, it's nothing special
>type EASY in allchat
>buttblasted redditor doesn't get the joke and tells me how it was nothing special and how he will own me as Toblerone
>we're on attack now
>pick Pharao
>where he places a turret I leave scorched earth
>>340842305
Said this to some kids today.
>mfw
16/1'd them though. It's funny when they ask for your real ranks and think you're full of shit.
>>340849325
Did you really feel the need to include "redditor" in your story ? That's fucking lame
>>340849602
Yeah, because it's literally that crowd. Emoticons and all. You're not from there, right?
>>340849683
Could just be normies honestly. Overwatch is popular everywhere.
>>340849129
Yeah because it's out of comfort zone.
It's healthy. Just tease people a bit, play around.
Chill
>>340849804
Maybe I'll try someday. I don't want to get banned though.
If someone uses the word Scrub is it safe to assume there from /v/?
>>340849925
>there
Try again, Pajeet
>>340849725
Same thing
>talking in online games beyond what is required for team coordination
>>340847165
I NEVER understand this way of thinking. If a game allows you do to something that does not require 3rd party modification/any sort of cheats, they are well within their rights.
You just look like an asshole when you yell 'cheap' or 'noobtube' or 'OP'. If the tactic was as cheap as people make out, and they were as skilled as their need to call people out implies they must be, it would be no problem for them to counter it without getting assmad.
>>340849964
Shit, I'm watching GameSack as well so I wasn't really looking.
Sorry about that
they're*
>>340839680
evey time
even when I win
>>340845101
"FUCKING CUNT IM GOING TO FUCKING REPORT YOU TO FUCKING VALVE IF YOU DONT FUCKING APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW! UMAD UMAD U SO MAD LITTLE FUCKING KID WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU"
>losing 99-0
>enemy player says "gg ez" during overtime
>miraculously flip it around and win
WHAT NOW YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>340850486
I've had the opposite happen to me
>defending, 20 seconds left
>one retard on our team says gg, he thinks we win
>2 down in our team, and they all come with ults
>we lose without being able to do much
>we're currently losing
>someone leaves our team
>"lol sorry for my shitty teammates guys"
>manage to win regardless
>"noob team"
>1230
>be a pleb forced to fight a war I don't give a shit about
>just want to plough wenches and whores and die hopefully past 23
>deal with it and die at 14
>2016
>someone says GG
>get buttflustered and spend half my day discussing it on a porn oriented bangkok credential hiding agora
>>340839158
you get auto chat restricted if someone reports you for it
>>340841973
That cuck was fired
>>340838484
i actually report anyone saying this in Overwatch.
even if they're in my team and did a good job
>carried the whole team to victory
>autobalance moved you enemy team
>on the last minute/points of the game
The best ones are in games with limited communication like splatoon because they have no way of talking shit
>Get blasted
>Guy I killed starts squidbagging
>Kill him and do the same
>Kill him and do it again
>Win match by running circles around his base.
Anyone else play better when they're even just slightly annoyed?
I tend to do better if I'm mad
>>340850907
>be on a shit team
>you're the only one doing good/best player on it
>worst or 2nd to worst teammate gets mad when the enemies say gg
>he says "I had a shit team I was the only one doing stuff"
>>340843176
>>340851808
I'm pretty sure everyone at some point think they're the best in the team.
>get steam rolled
>someone on other team says "gg"
>I respond with "no it was bg"
>people on the other team immediately start going "LOL SALTY" "LOL U MAD xD"
it was a bg tho
>>340851665
>savage 2
>most kills as thief or something like that
>unlock some walking demons satans cocks
>fuck year time to wreck enemy ba-
>autobalance kicks in
>>340838484
>Mfw when playing rocket league with awful teammate
>He loses the game for us
>Call him a retard and proceed to score goals against my own team to spite him
>After I've done so comment "ezpz"
I-im not getting banned I'm I guys?
>>340851808
>T-that Reinhardt carried your team
>none of his team got post game cards
Terrific
>play RB6 Siege
>my whole party is Plat 1 -3
>get matched against silver-gold
>they are mad before the game even starts
>this one guy camps the whole round as attack and gets 1 kill on my friend before he dies
>starts talking shit and greentexting ingame
which one of you faggots was this ?
>DUDE MERCY CHANGE
>DUDE STOP NEVER PICK MERCY ON KOTH LOL
>he then switches to widowmaker and kills nobody
wew lad
>>340850061
Because most often than not the tactic is just garbage, but uncounterable. People get annoyed because after x kill streak you get hit by an rpg or a noobtube and die. Seconds leter your killer also dies because, unsurprisingly, a instakill splash weapon has a long reload and he's completely retarded. Good player will get kills with normal weapons, even more than with noob weapons. Shit players will get no kills with normal weapons, so devs create noobtubes and such to allow even 2yo blind amputee get a kill.
>>340852114
lol mad as fuck
>>340852545
>4 people have picked, now it's just you and the last guy
>still no tank and support
>you're waiting for him to pick either so you can chose the other
>he picks Widowmaker
>>340852667
You have proven my point.
>>340847078
You can be cheeky and not be a cunt m8. Like when I wall off the entire enemy team in their spawn as Mei and win the match, you can be damn sure I'm going to send at least one "WALL = BUILT" or some other kind of taunt, but I'm not going to be a shithead and spam "LMAO eziest fucking game of my life you shitter scrubs uninstall pls".
>>340848624
>>340850061
It's boring, plain and simple. I'll never feel butthurt enough about them using it to call them out, but I'll never be able to understand why people use it if it's not fun. It's like parrying in Souls games; it's always been a mechanic that shitters spam because it requires little skill and lets them easily one shot opponents with cheese builds like Hornet ring + great weapons. All it does is degrade the game into a stalemate where everybody is afraid to do ANYTHING because a single mistake means you die instantly.
>>340846252
>a teammate
this is where i would say that it's okay to make mistakes, but you deserved losing that game and being a "shitty feeding teammate". get off your high horse and learn to take your own banter
>>340846437
I say it after every single game, no matter whether I lose or win. I try to refrain from it if one of the teams were at an obvious disadvantage.
I just want people to know I appreciated the time I spent playing with or against them.
>>340851893
>TF2
Wow grandpa, get with the times.
>>340854927
^this. Gaming is to have fun and gg used to be said after every game because every game is great and fun because we are being entertained and testing our skills and reflexes. Nowadays people get salty and triggered over "gg" or god forbid "gg ez".
Trash talking is part of competition. You don't like it? Ignore it and don't contribute to it. Love to trash talk and taunt? Learn to take it.
It's a fucking multiplayer video games, there are single player games if you don't like interaction.
>>340855796
Thank you, anon. Glad to see someone shares my opinion on this.
>>340845101
"Y-you too!"
pro fucking tip you idiots, never bants over chat because chats are logged, use voice chat you dumb loser because nobody fucking logs voice chat so there's no proof against you
>>340845101
I don't because I'm not a child. Also games these days are such a massive hugbox shit show that anything you say in chat will get you banned because oh no it might have offended someone.
>>340856251
Except all those people streaming/recording. I wouldn't rule it out that Blizzard is recording voice chat as well, haven't read their privacy statements personally.
>>340855883
Honestly, next thing you know we'll get banned for being good at the game for causing "trauma".
>>340856251
>>340856367
>>340856681
>Being afraid of the big internet man coming to take you away for saying mean words
>>>/polsafespace/
>>340856681
>>340856714
They already do that though? At least, they strip certain privileges from you for being a dick.
I'm not saying it's wrong either, just stating facts.
>>340856865
>gg ez is being a dick
Found the baby
>>340856936
I didn't actually mention gg ez, I was talking about "bants", specifically bants that are grounds for a ban, i.e. being a dick.
>>340846898
you sound insecure af dude
>>340857042
Give me an example of your "bants"
>>340857090
My bants? I don't actually bant in games, best I'd do is "gg ez", or telling somebody to shut the fuck up.
>>340857164
Then what are you worried about getting banned for?
>>340838484
>win
>enemy team: gg ez mid
>you sodomized their mid with magical snakes
>>340857220
Why do you think that I'm worried?
>>340857257
>Honestly, next thing you know we'll get banned for being good at the game for causing "trauma".
>I wouldn't rule it out that Blizzard is recording voice chat as well, haven't read their privacy statements personally.
W-Watch what you say g-guys, Blizzard m-might be listening and t-take away out vidya privelleges!
>>340848624
You guys don't actually shit talk in video games, right? It's all just for fun anyway.
>doing terrible
>im at the top of the leaderboard
>mfw
>you tried
>>340857372
That's just stating a fact though. That's not at all being worried in the sense that you're implying.
It's not a privilege to be rude. Being disrespectful is wrong. But not being able to engage in competitive banter at all is simply boring.
People used tell others to grow thicker skin is you we're offended by something like "gg ez". Now companies like Riot are starting to get draconian about shit like that.
Honestly wouldn't change my life if the chat was strict because I don't banter much but don't get offended when people boast. They won? Cool maybe they deserved it maybe they didn't. Just have fun.
>>340857879
>People used tell others to grow thicker skin is you we're offended by something like "gg ez".
Holy shit man, that's one terrible sentence.
>>340838484
literally the only reason i do it is because i know it pisses people off
dont mind when it happens to me, generally because i know there is improvement to be made, but holy shit people get booty bothered when you all chat
gg ez. naming specific players works too, but only if there has been banter between the two of you during the game
>>340857879
>People used tell others to grow thicker skin is you we're offended by something like "gg ez".
People used to tell others to grow thicker skin when the latter would get easily offended. Especially shit like "gg ez"*
>>340857516
This happens to me more often than I can count.
I will use OW and Halo for examples. Every time I'm constantly dying, barely getting kills, dropping shots, etc. And then I check the leaderboard, and I'm at or near the top and all I can think of to myself is; "If I'm doing this horrible in every category, how awful must these other people truly be"?
>>340857976
Got you senpai
>>340845101
Why you gotta be like that, man
>>340844765
influx of counter strixe shitter trash
>>340846898
>Look at how tough I am ,mom!
Quiet Confidence is best :3
>>340848797
mad af
>>340839084
>CURRENT YEAR
>being toxic
>>340851893
this shit happened way too often
>King's Row, Junkrat on Defense
>first point, they rarely make it past the statue right before the point
>they start swapping characters rapidly, Widowmaker on the upper exit of the spawn room, Hanzo on the balcony of the right building, Reinhardt+Mercy trying to push through the gateway, etc
>they push through with stacking ults, I run back and mine-jump to the hallway overlooking the point
>hallelujahitsrainingtires.jpg
>kill 5 of them, teammate picks off the Widow that was taking her time setting up in some corner
>TEAM KILL
>plethora of rage over tire in allchat
>match basically repeats from the beginning, stalling them at the gate before they push through again with ults
>once again drop a tire on them from above
>TEAM KILL
>match ends shortly after
>PotG is the second tire, chat is exploding harder than they did in the replay
>enemy team save for one guy drops before the medal screen
>get 5 commendations, commendate the Symmetra that allowed me to get back in time for that second tire
>>340848797
lol you sound mad
>>340856048
Off-topic here, but I went to a buffet with the family on Memorial Day.
At the end if the meal, the server says, "It's been a pleasure serving you."
My brother looks at him and says, "You too." We laugh so hard they encourage us to leave quicker.
>>340845101
>what does gg mean? Are you foreign?
>>340845101
For you.
Why are you even playing a competitive online game if not to make people mad?
That's literally what's its for.
If YOU get mad, you effectively lost.
>"why don't you uninstall the game, you fucking retard"
>"ggez"
>"dumb autist retard"
>I uninstalled the game
>>340845101
dont bm
>>340838484
Get some thick skin you faggot, you're on the fucking internet. No wonder you post feelshit.
>>340845101
>ez mid ez life
>>340841973
Good lord, why does anyone even play this game anymore? Dota 2 doesn't have this bullshit.
>>340844765
>Insurgency
>cheatfest for fags who were banned from CS
""you"" are the retard
>>340847285
Sure, the first lesson is sucking on a 7 inch black dick
>Game 1
>Defending on Anubis
>Fairly even match, but we lose in the end with maybe 45 seconds left on the clock.
>FaggetMcGee: gg ez
>Game 2
>Attacking
>Completely steam roll opposition, game is over in 2 minutes
>Me: GG EZ
>FaggetMcGee: LOL we werent even trying you moron, you are so bad!
>FaggetMcGee: I even got all the golds on our team! xD
>[FaggetMcGee has lef the game.]
>MFW
>>340845101
>Reported :^)
>>340838484
>gg wp
>>340861237
This is an acceptable response.
>>340866693
i always say GG EZ when we won at the last fucking second
some guys are so fucking butthurt it's funny
>>340838594
>say ggez
>"lol enjoy your report and ban :) "
every overwatch match
>>340845101
say "i love you"
>>340867089
that's annoying only if you're a neet ttbt
>playing rocket league
>people win by a thin margin, close game
>"GG ez"
>know they're goading me into getting mad, remain calma nd shrug it off
>Next game, slap them 5-0
>type "gg ez, lol" as a joke
>opponent 1 has disconnected
>opponent 2 has disconnected
>"1 v1 me fucking scrub"
>"cunt, kill urself"
>mfw
>lose
>teammate goes "sorry my team is such shit"
>Winning a match
>My teammate says GG EZ and asks for commends in all chat despite we having only destroyed one set of barracks
>He's not even the carry
Kind of makes me feel bad that if i win this guy wins too but such is life.
>play overwatch
>capturing a point
>both sides are 99%-99%
>overtime for a couple of minutes
>my team finally wins with one person at the capture point and everyone else is respawning
>type gg ez
I have told everyone on my team to kill themselves for the last 200 Dota matches i've played, and i still have NEVER gotten chat restricted or put in low pool MM for it. It's somewhat amusing.
>>340868189
cunt
>playing halo 3 with friend
>win
>Ive got most kills he had a shit game
>starts shit taking
When will my suffering end
>Be Terrible at game
>My team carries my sorry ass
>My team wins
>Type "gg ez all me"
>playing online
>>340845101
>Yo daddy, I'll suck your big black dick for two dollas
Can't top that, really. When you get angry, the best thing to do is to fluster and confuse your opponent.
>>340845101
>gg :)
>>340845101
reported ;^)
>>340845101
send him a friend request
After winning any match I always say "gg boys gg."
>>340842154
>>Spawncamping is the prefered tactic.
>>340845434
>be in sins of a dark age alpha
>play a hero the developer was calling shit
>completely destroyed him and the other team
>"you're right he is pretty week, barely pulled through there, heh"
>kicked from alpha later that day
Thay was a good day, I had spent the previous 4 games picking the same champion as him and beating him
>be bored
>decide to look at Overwatch forums
>there's a thread about people saying ggez
>any who dares say that it's just a video game and people shout get over it gets downboated
>people saying how they're really hurt when people say this getting praised
How the fuck do these people live
>type "bg"
>after destroying enemy team
>OW
>Solo queue occasionally when my stack isn't around
>Fuck around, pick whatever I want regardless of team comp
>Ignore all coordination attempts by my team
>Just run around shooting stuff or trying out game mechanics
>People get mad af
I just treat solo queue like a bot game, no idea why people take it seriously. Make some friends and stack if you want to properly enjoy the game, I have no remorse ruining the game for friendless autists
I fucking hate people who use "It's (current year)
but fucking faggots, especially foreigners, who still use noob. Shit sounds dumb.
>getting mad when people say shit to deliberately annoy you
They're trying to tilt you and you fell for it. You played yourself.
>>340877169
That's what drinking and playing the weeb twins is for.
>lose
>"ggwp"
T-thanks
>>340848797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OLOl3xmSMQ
>>340876434
chain 2
>>340877946
I have a trap cardbut it's better face down.I'm so sorry
>>340878163
SOURCE
>>340851330
>>340842037
I have said it countless times and people have said this to me countless times and no one gets banned.
>>340878163
a lot of things are better face down
>>340847308
>ten years ago the entire server would've ganged up on this bitch and called him a faggot
Good times
>>340878163
GIVE LINK
>Only say gg if I lose or a loser says gg first
Am I autistic?
>>340879137
>>340838484
>Enemy says ggez just before the game ends
>We pull it back and hold the line
>Guy leaves before the match finishes
>Can't type back
>Another similar scenario
>They ridicule us until the final moments where they get tryhard as fuck
>They lose
>All screech as loud as possible in unison at the end of match screen
I never think the people typing that shit are doing it for the bantz, I think most of them are NEETies trying to be good at something.
>>340845101
>gg nice turnaround, will commend your comeback
>>340878426
>>340879061
You guys must not know how to use a computer very well.
>>340879302
Ah, one of you is a dumb frogposter. That's why.
>>340878163
s-sauce pls
>>340847797
>I have a 40% winrate on Overwatch
its literally the casualest of games and you STILL manage to suck balls at it? kill yourself scrub
>>340838484
>we're getting smashed
>one enem player constantly trash talks us
>it's the worst performing guy on their team
EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>340845101
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>"I am so good "x" character"
>B-but "x" character is pretty easy to play...
>"I could beat anyone of you faggots"
>switch to that character to show them how OP it is
>get absolutely butfucked
>"Your fucking trash, ggez"
Why the fuck does this happen to me. I legitimately consider uninstalling after that.
>>340879780
AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY PONTUS, HERE'S A POORLY SHOPPED PIC OF EPIC FAIL ANTIOCHUS FUCKING UP, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.
>>340879929
f-fuck, I forgot to change the context of the c
>>340867089
>My Battlenet name is the equivelent to MrPenis
>Every third game someone on the opposing (losing) team gets pissy and says "Reported for name"
>60 hours in and no ban/name change
The law is on my side faggots.
>>340843176
Fuck mid match auto balance
Should be between games or rounds
>>340879929
is this originally a Rome 2 copypasta/meltdown?
>my back hurts
>>340838484
>worst player says gg
Every time.
>>340838484
Well if you guys didnt make all the games I played against you easy as fuck then there would be no reason for me to say "gg 2 ez my man".
>>340878163
>>340878426
>>340878859
>>340879137
>>340879562
>>340879572
>>340880690
>>340880239
no but I modified it for /twg/ once
>>340879271
dont
