>ZERO (0) DAYS UNTIL E3 2016
IT"S KEKENING
So tomorrow morning right?
I guess its time to sleep early.
>>340821490
starts 3pm est
>>340820597
>365 Days till a GOOD E3
>>340820597
H A P P E N I N G
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STRAP UP /V/
WE'RE IN FOR A RIDE
IT DOESN'T START TIL THE 14TH
http://www.gamespot.com/e3/schedule/
TUESDAY. THE. FOUR. TEENTH.
THE SITE IS EVEN CALLED "E3 2016 | Electronic Entertainment Expo - June 14-16, 2016"
STOP TRYING TO TRICK ME
>>340820597
This is my first e3 on /v/
Is there a /v/irgin stream or do you all just watch the official streams?
>>340821590
Starts at 10 AM for me.
http://www.e3countdown.com/
>>340821701
Not until I go into
MAXIMUM OVERSHILL
>>340820597
Anbody else /actuallygoing/ here?
>>340821706
IT STARTS TODAY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
https://gaming.youtube.com/e3
https://gaming.youtube.com/e3
https://gaming.youtube.com/e3
https://gaming.youtube.com/e3
https://gaming.youtube.com/e3
https://gaming.youtube.com/e3
Go here
>>340821706
Conferences start today, dumb frog poster.
prepare to get disappointed again.
>>340820597
THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAEDQwMtf4o
>>340822345
Actual thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcjpags7JT8
>Starts with EA
Yeah ok, not a great start.
>>340822538
Gotta get the bullshit outta the way first.
>>340822617
Then it should start with Ubisoft
Sony will won just like last year dont even argue
EVERYONE
SHOW YOUR E3 DANCE MOVES
I don't give a fuck about anything but Halo 3 on PC. Not even Zelda, fuck everything else. It's going to happen, I will livestream my suicide If it doesn't.
>>340822821
>>340822739
>these shit games
>winning anything
>>340822821
>>340821706
>frog poster
>is retarded
like pottery
>>340822821
>>340822739
Nintendo is out of the game because only zelda and paper mario and updates for current games.
Microsoft will shill their VR and indiegames, maybe XTWO.
Sony will shill PSVR and games we already know.
The only way Nintendo wins this E3 is that they show the NX and turns out to be good, which nobody things it will happen.
Also games for it.
fuck it im already drunk im calling in sick tomorrow
i have the next 2 days off anyway
just need to get doritos before 4pm tomorrow
>>340821706
>>340822739
> A kickstarter, episodic content, something already shown and was promised to be released a console ago, strong female SJW bullshit
> won
wew lad
>>340823017
Would Batter dance?
I NEED A DRINKING GAME CHART
NOW
GET ON IT ANONS
>>340823183
Also Microsoft will shill W10 hard for sure.
>>340821706
How long before
>haha meme'd you guys, you actually though I was retarded lol
>>340821906
link?
>>340823221
>Nintendo has opted out
FUCK
>>340821910
>E3 show now have achievements
Wow. What a time to be alive.
>>340823335
Hang on anon
>>340822821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaZHsEtOn0g
>>340823367
http://www.e3countdown.com/
>>340823375
They still have a full day of presentation. They just wont do the classic show.
>>340823335
got u bby.
>>340822739
SONY GUARANTEE TO WIN E3
>>340823451
>>340823505
>2014 chart
wew lad
>>340823479
Was this once an E3 intro song?
Sounds like it
>>340820597
theres still time for them to cancel it
Vee btfo
They dont make games anymore, just collect money with rebrands and reskins
Vee btfo and confirmed for king of plebs
>>340822739
LOST TO A ROCK
>>340823451
>Take a sip every time a stupid meme is referenced
>Nintendo is doing a lengthy livestream this year.
Are you trying to kill people?
>>340823554
>>340823554
>Revengance
Too heavy/hard.
It would be better if instead announcing, would be ruining.
>>340823659
EA? Ubisoft? Bethesda?
>>340823659
And finally one made by Funhaus
>>340821590
>Est
Muh nigga
Last year there was a report card template that only had review sections, as opposed to the one I've seen floating around for this year that has hopes/expectations also. Did anyone make a version of the review section-only report card for this year?
>>340821590
that's cst, faggot
yours starts at 4pm
>>340823451
>>340823554
>>340823659
>>340823659
>>340823763
Sincere thanks anon
Godspeed to anyone actually attempting this
see you on the stream
>>340820597
POST YER FUCKIN' REPORT CARDS
>>340823993
>not doing it
>>340823659
>Easy mode
Dude i will drown or die of alcohol poisoning.
Better buy 3-4 bottles of captain Morgan.
>>340823858
Made it just for you anon
multi-timezone list of presentations where?
>>340824106
>>340823993
There's also a poll thing happening too
>>340824134
>>340824106
>>340824489
cheers anon
>>340824106
POST THAT FUCKING TEMPLATE, I NEED ONE
>>340824106
ooh I'm doing it. To be clear, any higher difficulty also includes the preceding levels right?
>mfw Sony Revengeance mode
>>340824624
HERE YOU GO, FAMALAM
>>340824663
Yup.
>>340820597
Is Ace Combat 7 going to be in it? We have literally heard jack all of the new game except that it'll be set in Strangereal, it will use normal gameplay and no dogfight mode, and clouds give you stealth coverage
>>340824106
say no more
>>340824858
Oh shit I forgot about Cuphead, lol
>>340824106
Slight revision
>>340824854
Hopefully at the PS4 show.The trailer was all in-engine footage though.
>>340823367
Bethesda's is tomorrow at 10 pm EST so stay tuned for Skyrim: Legendary Edition: Remastered - Now with Console Mods!
>>340822821
>>340820597
ACTUAL THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcJ-wNmazHQ
>>340823905
Not in the best stream, faggot. Best stream is starting at 3 for the E3 pre-show featuring shit like BAND GEEKS.
>>340825453
WHICH ONE?
LINK
>>340822821
>>340825527
The Comfy Theatre
>>340825527
The same place it's been for years, comfy theatre
>>340825581
>This stream can't be viewed with adblock enabled.
???
>>340823763
>the "I couldn't afford a gun to kill myself so I'll just drink" drinking game
Okay.
>>340825846
stop using an outdated adblocker
https://github.com/gorhill/uBlock
I gotta get my beauty sleep guys
>>340825975
I AM using uBlock Origin.
>>340820597
I miss when I looked forward to Nintendo at E3
>>340826072
I'm with this guy, the amount of ad shit that this site has is fucked
>>340822821
>>340826123
Don't try to get me to feel, anon.
>>340826123
Why?
>>340822821
>>340826240
THIS
I'm not disabling adblock for this. I'd rather go to CyTube if this is the route they're taking.
do people actually care about E3 anymore? Every year is always a letdown, especially with Nintendo
>>340822821
>>340826512
People care about the cringe.
>>340826072
that's weird, I don't have any on mine except a small banner at the bottom
mind you I also have ghostery
>>340826512
It's about getting drunk with /v/ these days.
>>340826625
>ghostery
Anon, I...
>>340823554
wait am I supposed to stay sobre the higher the difficulty?
>>340820597
Please, just let the new Zelda be good
>>340826512
I love E3 for the shitposting and drinking games.
>>340824106
I'm a bit hyped at Microsoft's potential this year, they better not fucking disappoint. I want to see some Forza Horizon and Halo on muh fucking PC this year
>>340822821
>>340826512
E3 was never good. That's why you watch it.
Waggle? Kinectanimals? One million twoops? RIIIDGE RAAACER? #girlwood? TV TV TV?
Ring any bells?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNter0oEYxc
Friendly reminder.
>>340826990
The Konami conference. Never forget.
>This old nigga
>>340824706
I just realized how not-hype I am halfway through making this.
what's the stream link?
>>340821707
I watch it on Thetheatre
>that feel when you're a wage slave
>that feel when you have to work during E3
Why the fuck cant they have this on the weekend?
>the panels that are worth a shit don't happen until tuesday
Was it always like that?
>>340823505
>aisha tyler
kill me. i think shes pretty cute but jesus that woman is not funny
Will Tim Chauffeur be there to show us Psychonuts 2? >>340827824
anyone got the youtube video about e3 2015 that starts out with welcome to hell?
I've seen it posted around here a lot but the one time I wanna watch it I can't find it
>>340827059
Never Forget.
>>340823554
>2 shots each time the words 'virtual reality' or 'cinematic' are mentioned
Are you trying to kill me?
>>340826765
The difficulties are compounding, obviously. If you're doing Revengance, you're drinking to everything on the list.
>>340824106
Square Enix already happened buddy, better get cracking
>>340827696
>not doing the smart thing and just requesting those days off a couple weeks ago
I told them some family was visiting, basically guaranteed time off.
>>340822739
It's a well known fact that the quality of E3 presentations follow newton's 3rd law, that for every good conference, there's a bad conference. They blew their best load last year and this year is at best just going to remind you of the things they already told us plus a few new titles.
>>340821794
ARE YOU IMPLYING SOMETHING
>>340828150
na I dont give enough fucks to actually use my PTO on E3
>>340828134I can barely drink two beers
ALRIGHT YOU COCKGOBBLERS
IF BATTLEFIELD 1 ENDS UP LOOKING TOTALLY RADICAL THEN YOU CUNTS BETTER STOP SHITPOSTING /pol/ TRASH
>>340828246
Then stop whining, you cunt. You made your choice.
>>340828326
there is literally on way for battlefield 1 to be good
battlefield 3 wasnt good
battlefield 4 wasnt good
hardline was literally forgotten in days
>>340828413
no way*
>>340826393
Their directs were fun anon. They got me hyped and usually had a silly sketch. I got to react to cool stuff like Megaman in Smash with /v/
This probably sounds autistic, but I really miss it.
THE WINNER TAKES ALL
>>340828413
>3 wasn't good
>4 wasn't good
oh boy how do you enjoy being a hipster fuck anon
>>340828413
What was Hardline's problem again?
I never touched it or even looked at it, but I keep hearing about how even for a modern Battlefield game, it was a fucking disaster.
>>340821693
>good E3
>indie games & VR at the show
>>340824106
>>340827696
I have this issue. I can't even take the time off since they happen to be critical days for me to come in. Fuck.
>E3 comes around
>A large amount of the games from last E3 are already out now
>most of the games at this E3 will be out this year
I swear it was different, time wasn't so short.
>>340822821
>>340820597
I thought it was on the 14th, what the fuck?
>>340828413
I didn't play 4 or hardline, but 3 was ok enough if you ignored the ugly blue filter over everything
>>340822821
>>340828413
>3 and 4 weren't good
Look i can understand at launch, but come on.
>>340828784
>new quake game
>A new version of an old game that was alright at best
How would they even make QUAKE? A horror game?
r8, b8, appreci8
>>340828975
make it like Quake 1, with soft Lovecraftian elements.
>today
The real shit begins on Tuesday you dumbasses. No ome cares about developer conferences.
>E3 will not show games i like
>E3 will just be FPS's and weeb shit
>>340828890
>>340822821
Undertale really is just a regurgitation of memes and already existing things.
>>340829101
Yeah but you need an actual good game for a remake to even be above shit.
Otherwise you're just doing DOOM again with lovecraft stuff.
>>340829124
>no one cares about the conferences that have a shit ton of fun and stuff like drinking games centered around them
What the fuck even happens after the conferences anyway? I never watch past them.
>>340829239
What do you like?
>>340828975
Re-make of Quake 3 Arena, dummy
>>340829091
sonygger/10
>>340829367
It's subjective, but I enjoyed Quake 1 as a run and gun shooter.
can someone post either the spongebob band geeks or the spongebob snail race e3 pic
>>340828719
60 dollars for an expansion
I cant wait for Skyrim remaster!
>>340821706
dumb frogposter
>>340829479
games that aren't Shit.
Bannerlord pls don't be shite. I believe in you, turks
>>340822821
>>340823451
>Bottom right
you do realise that Pokemon will be there right
>>340822821
>>340822821
>>340821590
>going by EST when it takes place on the west coast
I shiggy diggy
>tfw ausfag
>havent missed an e3 in the last 4 years
>shitpostan on /v/ and watching from my fort
>now have a fulltime job
>cant watch e3 and have to work on public holiday tomorrow
>>340822821
>>340829764
Such as?
>>340829550
anyone
>>340829279
name 5, bromigo
>>340830137
AHH AH AHH AHH
AHH AH AHH AHH
GROOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IN MAGIC
>>340822821
>>340830352
https://vimeo.com/99423361
What the fuck? I requested the 14th, 15th, and 16th off, but e3countdown.com says only nintendo is on the 14th and there's nothing else.
Did I fuck up?
>>340822821
>>340829923
Daffy's Bizzare Adventures sure is weird.
r8 my card
To lazy to do the dates
>>340830579
Obviously retard
>>340830392
mario paint dog
The one I just pointed out
Sans is carlos from magic schoolbus
mentally retarded cat dog thing he should have give it crossed eyes would have been more obvious
the yellow lizard thing is actual weeb cancer.
>>340830579
You fucked up. EA kicks off E3 in 13 hours.
>>340822821
Do we not have a drinking game chart for EA, Ubisoft, or Bethesda?
>>340830887
Drink every time EA/Ubisoft makes you loose hope for gaming
>>340822821
>>340830579
>June 12 (aka today)
EA
Bethesda
Kadokawa
>June 13
Microshaft
Sony
PC show
Ubisoft
Yeah you fucked up
>>340830851
>>340830821
E3's official website says it's the 14th-16th, but when I click on "view schedule" it redirects me to gamespot.com. Fucking Gamespot
>>340830579
You fucked up, those are the floor dates, conferences have always been the day(s) before E3.
Is this your first E3 or something? I always take the entire week off due to the legendary hangovers caused by our drinking games.
>>340830260
games that aren't Shit, as in games that aren't Shit.
>>340830997
If I wanted to kill myself I would just throw myself off my office building.
>>340830997
Chugging all your liquor is not a game anon
>>340831029
>Kadokawa
So what are they even doing?
Are they having a show for those dank weaboo games
>>340822821
>>340831205
They own Suda 51's studio and From Software.
>>340830579
Yes, the press conferences start on the 12th and end with Nintendo on the 14th. 14th, 15th, and 16th are win the floor is open to the public.
>>340830997
I could just shoot myself in the head, alcohol poisoning is slower.
>>340822821
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk
>>340822821
>>340831248
>Suda 51
OH BOY
What?
I thought it was next weekend?
>>340820597
TELL ME LIES
>>340831547
>>340831657I read the thread boy im fucking retarded
>>340831354
IM HORNY
>>340822821
ITS TIME!
>>340822821
>>340824106
When is Nintendo's Direct?
>>340832706
>Pokemon to scrap mega evos entirely
That announcement alone would make me preorder Moon
>>340822821
>>340822821
>>340823484
>PC Gaming Show
Wait. Are they actually going to have a second run at that major fucking fiasco of a presentation? Are they really gonna do it? The absolute madmen
>>340833401
It's just going to be HL3 and VR shit. Nothing worthwhile
>>340824106
>you live on a planet where people are actually excited for cuphead
wow.
>giving a single fuck about EA or Bethesda
>>340833401
I'm praying they actually get more worthwhile indie developers this time around and focus on games instead of fucking hardware
>>340822821
>>340833498
>HL3
No. Not now, not ever.
>>340832706
SE already had a presentation?
>>340833551
Mount & Blade 2 will be there which alone is enough for me to get excited
>>340822821
>>340833515
>half life 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt0w9YP_wZ0You can feel how upset this is getting him
>>340833635
There is no SE presentation.
Just a Deus Ex and FFXV stream.
>>340820597
W3
WUZ
I find it funny how people are still including cod in MS's report card when Sony now has the dlc rights.
>>340833401
Insurgency and Rising Storm 2 will be there so that's enough for me to watch it.
>>340823704
PS4k isn't being shown at E3 so that's half of revengence eliminated.
>>340833551
>worthwhile
>indie developers
>>340833863
People don't want to admit how dudebro playstation is.
>>340822821
WHERES GUNDAM
>>340829989
>West Coast
>Fucking relevant
keep your sparse population density and only being "relevant" in video games to yourself, fuckass
>EA
>Bethesda
>Kadokawa
>Microsoft
>PC Gaming Show
>Ubisoft
>Sony
>Nintendo
>Persona 5
am i missing anything
This is gonna be shit
>>340826773
knowing neo nintendo, it will barely have a story and it will last an hour at most
>>340835292
>hyped for bethesda
remove your genes from the gene pool
>>340836071
>5/10 is considered hyped now
What a world we live in
So is there gonna be a /v/ chatroom for e3, or am i going to have to endure twitch chat?
>>340836159
its his highest score, so obviously its got his interest. even slight interest in bethesda shit must be met with fierce punishment
>>340836173
there usually is a stream and chat room, fuck twitch.
Let's go
>>340836173
You could always shitpost in the inevitable sticky
How hype will you be whenPeggle3 is announced?
>>340823993
