https://youtu.be/b5v7NLT5fS0
Matthewmatosis released a new video.
>>340788346
>That 1 frame face reveal
Cheeky git
>>340788346
Fuck off retard
>>340788346
Thoroughly enjoyable video, that little speech at the end was truly lovely
>>340788432
He's handsome for an Irish guy
>>340788432
when?
>>340788432
Didn't see that coming
>>340788432
Post it
>>340789491
Keep watching when he's talking about choreographing attacks
>>340789671
the video is almost 3 hours long fucker
MGS2 FUCKING BLOWS.
>>340789760
Nigga that's 15 minutes in, fuck you
>>340789907
The launch window?
Quick, everybody get on the /v/ rocket!
We're going toUranus
>>340789807
timestamp
faggot
>>340789491
They're messing with you
>>340790162
17.42 retard
>>340790605
Not him but I dont see a thing. Am I being trolled?
>>340791101
Go frame by frame
>>340788346
Fuck off shill
>>340788346
Okay.
The autist who made a 6 hour video about suckin miyazakis cock?
>>340790605
>>340791274
Different guy here
Downloaded the video and looked at each individual frame from 17.41-17.43
Nothing happened in any of those 180 frames
>>340792596
Looks like you got meme'd upon, kid.
>>340792448
>As some of you may notice I'm using a technique called glans cancelling. This particular exploit takes advantage of the heightened sexual sensitivity directly below the head. It's hard to say whether the developers intended for this technique to be in here or not, but I'd struggle to say that the intention was really relevant, as it unarguably improves the core foreplay in numerous ways.
>>340794232
How do I get the foreskin cut-content?
It was cut in the American version
>>340788346
i'm sorry matt, it doesn't matter how much dick sucking you do in the video i'm not playing Devil may cry.
tree dimensional environment
>>340794808
Why don't you want to play one of the best and most influential modern games ever made?
>>340788346
https://youtu.be/k_VH3R1luEA
>>340794916
>turd dimension
>>340789802
Fuck off retard
>>340795356
holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJOB1XRsqC8 did it better
Is some janitor pushing these threads because they pop up daily and stay up despite being against the shilling rules and filled with obvious 'questions' that fish for bumps.
>>340788346
>it's real
amazing
>>340794916
I never noticed the little mouth click during the Zora King section.
>5 month after his meme ball game
>2 hours long video
Delete your Account
>>340796893
>hating Roll Away/Kula World
faggot
>>340796438
But that's a different game.
>Nephew gives me a loan of DMC HD collection play up to the Nightmare 2nd encounter and loving it.
>Take a break and browse Youtube
>His video was up 13 minutes prior.
Kind of freaky but I'm not going to watch until I beat this game inside and out.
>>340795356
this will forever be my favourite video.
>the game was one of the most disappointing PS1 games of all time
>>340788432
what do you reckon matthew looks like?
i imagine something like this
>>340794916
>>340795356
>>340796438
>Implying a review done in less then 10 minutes comes even remotely close to a several hour break down of the gameplay, mechanics, historical significance, and influence of a game.
Fuck off
>>340801208
if you can't do a nice, tight critique of any work of art, including films and video games, in 10 minutes, you're not fit to be a critic.
every single one of my professors agrees, and I go to a top ten uni. being long-winded is never a fucking plus.
>>340801442
alright, I was being harsh
generally, 20 to 30 minutes is acceptable.
anything over that, and it's clear that you're not very well-versed on your material, and you need to do more research
Man, I love Matt's videos, but I seriously am afraid of people just gobbling up his opinions without really questioning anything he says, as is common with tastemakers and authorities like him. It can be very, very detrimental to video game discussion.
>>340802124
Video game discussion is already 100% parrots sperging on each other. If anything watching Matt might make retarded parrots more likely to think more deeply about game mechanics.
>>340801442
The point of his reviews isn't to be a concise opinion but to generally analyse the game from the ground up. That means summarizing the invidual sections of the game from start to finish. You can't talk about every single dungeon in OoT in less than 10 minutes let alone the individual game elements of the game.
That top ten uni didn't do much for you did it?
>>340802124
If anything it harms discussions by people calling anyone who hates DaS2 a Mattdrone without an actual counterargument. Matt ruined Dark Souls 2 discussions forever.
>>340794916
>"ells and oors"
>>340802124
I'm more worried about people calling anyone who shares his opinions a parrot.
It's what happened to dark souls 2 and his video was literally just a compilation of everything /v/ was saying anyway, but suddenly after release everyone was a fucking parrot.
>>340802396
And yet that Game Maker's Toolkit guy is trying to do exactly that. Just proves he's a fucking retard who doesn't know shit.
>>340802396
yeah, I really needed to hear him drone on about how he gets mad when the cutscene shows him doing worse that he was in the actual gameplay.
I also needed him to deconstruct why Dante shouldn't outright win at the beginning of a story. Real tight review.
>>340803248
Yeah, I also hate that every sentence in every video of his isn't a divine revelation. I hate it when I forget to take my ADHD medication and can't pay attention to something longer than 10 minutes as well.
>>340801442
Except this isn't a critique or a review. It's a commentary.
>>340801442
Where does it say REVIEW?
>>340788346
I generally like his videos, but I don't think his analysis is all that in-depth. Matthew's style is more akin to an in-depth summary of a game, with some insightful tidbits every now and then. Even so, he is still heads and shoulders above so many other game critics and reviewers.
I'm hoping he won't make many more commentaries in the future, they suffer quite a bit from not being as focused as his 30-40 minute videos, and his tangents are especially annoying in his Dark Souls commentary.
>>340803032
Yeah, this is an example of well structured video even though I looked up that GMT channel and it's clearly a product of a longform / thesis-like education where every video has to rotate around arbitrary definitions - not only that but I noticed he praises Blow (who lifts puzzles from mobile games) as having some sort of creative genius and also has a video praising Her Story which is pretty nonsensical - in other words, likes to hear himself talk and enjoys cognitive dissonance but it's less than 10 minutes so at least it doesn't try to waste your time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouO1R6vFDBo very good video, states the obvious but not over and over and over again.
>No secret levels
>Skipping enemies
>Using a NG+ Maxed out Dante
>Spamming Flying Demon form to avoid fighting
Oh boy I hope you guys didn't fall for the Irish Jew
>>340804154
and of course this video takes some actual skill to make. from what i've seen, rest of his videos are a bit on the pretentious side of things but them being concise i can forgive.
>>340802124
>video game discussion
PFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>340804227
There's a girl that made excellent DMC 4 playthrough focused on skill, but she doesn't have a patreon and isn't butt buddy with janitor or two. Would link it but it seems I lost the bookmark.
Something that I wanted to say last thread but got 404, is how good the aesthetics of the DMC1 is. The proportions and size of everything just feels right, the same with the colors. There aren't too many flashy gimmicky animations or effects either, it looks so simple yet so good.
>>340803937
I agree. I feel like he's trying to one-up himself every time and thats why the recent videos have taken so long. With DaS being 6 hours, and this video being a fairly intense challenge run on top of the above-average length. I'd be much happier with more regular videos that were shorter, since all that would really mean is better editing of his ideas.
>>340803468
>>340803794
>>340802396
you see, that's perfectly fine
but it is a crime to call his videos critiques, as I usually see people on /v/ do
>>340788346
EPIC VID BROOO XD
SUBSCRIBED :dddddd
KYS ;^)
>>340802396
So it's not a review at all, then.
>let's ask a lot of questions to every anon in this thread that way it will stay up longer
>>340804497
Holy shit you hit the nail on the head there anon, you may well be the next methewmatastatis gibs patreon i donate you withdraw
gibs patreon now
no more retail for you
>>340804452
AccountingNightmare?
>you will never see Matt's face
>you will never see Matt's cock
>>340803937
This. Large chunks in his videos tend to be quite superficial, which is why most of his content is hit or miss, for me. Half of the stuff he says is immediately obvious, so it reduces his videos to a huge, meandering slog that doesn't really tell the viewer anything concrete, or anything informative. Though, when he is on point, he is fantastic. I especially like his historical background segments. He's easily one of the best game "reviewers" and probably the best game commentator.
>>340805554
Why are you making this comment?
>that level of skill
>that insightful commentary
How can Super Bunny Cuck even compete?
>>340805648
Yeah, she's great.
>>340806026
Huh? This comment?
>>340788346
Never seen one of this guy's videos and before I do I got to ask. Is it just one person on /v/ shilling him or is he good?
>>340805858
just watch lindybeige you useless low effort cuck
>>340805858
this pretty much sums up my thoughts on him
>>340806269
Just watch a shorter video and decide for yourself famalam
>>340805858
Hit the nail on the head. I'm glad to see he's trying to improve tho
>>340806072
by actually releasing a video more than every couple of months
>>340806269
His reviews are great, his 25 hour long commentaries not so much
Matthew became popular when he memed entire /v/ into thinking that DaS2 is bad
>>340788346
>autistic boring faggot with Average opinions
No thanks.
>>340806287
Christ, the Matthew defense force is easily the worst thing about him. I didn't even say anything too inflammatory.
>>340806497
learn to take criticism, you cock-guzzling faggot
>>340806682
whoops meant for
>>340806287
>>340788346
nobody cares
>>340806497
He was popular on /v/ when he shat all over Bioshock Infinite.
>>340806497
>Dark Souls 2 cocksuckers still exist
>It took him 5 months to S rank Devil May Cry
No wonder he hated DS2.
>>340788346
>Matt posts a new video
>Devil May Fag video
>Not Dark Souls 3 video
Guess we wait another 6 months.
>>340806474
Timewise they both release roughly 30 min of content per month, at least Matthews content isn't "what flash games I played this week" and "Superhot is GOTY!"
>>340806269
Janitor / moderator protection, several shills including yourself and himself.
>>340808218
>"Superhot is GOTY!"
I hate how he glorifies shallow indie games so much. Superhot was just a very simple 1 hour game with a simple gimmick that never really expanded much on it.
Should I play DMC?
>>340802889
Some people do seem to parrot him though, I'll see somebody post an opinion on /v/ and I'll not be able to shake the feeling I know exactly which video they got it from because it really is identical and also kind of a very specific opinion you wouldn't expect a lot of people to develop independently.
I don't really know what people were saying about DaS2 before his video though so I can't comment on that.
>>340808728
Personally, I don't think the first one has aged that well.
>>340808728
Oh hey the HD collection is $5 on psn. Should I grab it?
>>340788346
Are there people who will literally watch all 3 hours without skipping or swapping between tabs? How conceited do you have to be to think people will listen to your monotone ramblings for so long?
>>340809994
>Are there people who will literally watch all 3 hours without skipping or swapping between tabs?
Yeah, I did. I love the DMC series and found the whole video pretty neat.
>>340808728
Yeah. Its very good. Lots of flaws, but I found most of them endearing instead of game ruining. DmC3 is much more polished and just about everything a sequel should be but I wouldn't want to miss out on the quirks of the first game.
>>340795356
>I'd have to recommend you get your hands on a slice of pizza, but is that slice any good?
>>340809994
I did. I grew up playing DMC, and it does a good job analyzing every bit of it.
>>340788346
its 45:45 fucktards
>>340788346
This guy is pretty good. Any similar channels like this?
>>340812059
Joseph Anderson and Noah Caldwell-Gervais make similar style videos.I don't think either of them are very good though
>>340812536
Gervais is shit-tier
Anderson does fantastic analysis, but his taste in games is shit.
>>340795026
>implying that devil may cry is influential
Fuck off.
>>340813014
It was the next big step in 3D action games after OoT you uncultured pleb.
>>340812536
Anderson is amazing, and probably my favorite critic. I think he's doing great for only having started 9 months ago.
>he jumped on the fountain in the shadow courtyard the first attempt
THAT MOTHERFUCKER
>>340812974
>>340813731
I'll have to give Anderson's videos another go, but I found him pretty lacking in substance. I watched some of his Dark Souls critique and it just seemed like he wasn't making any real points in anything he was saying.
>>340814309
His Dark Souls video is his first one and it's rough around the edges, just like Matthew's Portal 2 video. His later videos are great. I'd consider checking out his Dragon's Dogma, Hearthstone or Darkest Dungeon videos if you want to see him go really in-depth with the mechanics.
>>340813340
>"It was the next big step in 3D action games after OoT"
LOL How???
>>340815321
Nintoddler detected
I hope he does dmc2 that game was shit but it would be so nice to get analyzed
>>340815321
Every 3d Action game is inspired in equal parts by DMC and OoT
>>340815759
Newfag detected
>>340816270
He said on twitter that it was just a one off. He's still testing the waters after getting off Dark Souls, and Bloodborne is NEVER EVER
>>340816270
https://twitter.com/Matthewmatosis/status/741721628439105537
>>340812536
>Noah Caldwell-Gervais
>Noah "Bioshock Infinite is the best entry in the Shock Series and Depression Quest is legimitately a good game guys" Caldwell-Gervais
>>340816354
>contextless meme insult
wow you sure showed me
>>340806876
What show is she from?
>>340816320
Example?
>>340817162
Waifu Slice of Life FOTM Simulator #192480123
>>340806876
what a qt
>>340804154
It doesn't really state anything but the obvious though.
>>340806072
>How can Super Bunny Cuck even compete?
But they don't?
You can watch both of them?
>>340818340
But what if they disagree on something? How will I know what my opinion should be?
>>340800621
I remember hearing his gf in the Demons Souls video, so he must look better than the average /v/irgin
>>340818273
But the montage and the pacing is outstanding. Skill transcends simplicity.
>>340818542
>How will I know what my opinion should be?Look inside yourself anon
>>340818714
It still doesn't say anything. It's great if you're looking for a video that says what the dungeons are in LttP.
>>340818340
You can drink both cola and pepsi, that doesn't mean they don't compete.
>>340819202
It's a visual medium you sperg. Putting effort in montages, visuals, narration, pacing and timing should be appreciated.
What insight do you possibly hope to gain from discussing simple shit like video game? Unless someone goes into the geometry aspects of texture design in which case it's more of a manual.
Besides in a previous shill thread some anon deconstructed this whole mathewmetastasis shit video with in depth comparison with Ninja Gaiden's superior mechanics. He didn't post his patreon though.
>>340819306
>food analogies
>implying you ever have to choose between paying for one or the other's freely available videos
>>340818598
He's done a couple of lengthy livestreams with her
One was a Q&A where she read off questions to him while he played Splatoon
The other was a full playthrough of Until Dawn where iirc they handed the controller to each other depending on what character was being controlled
>>340819642
You have finite amount of time in your life, you can't watch every single youtuber out there.
>>340820615
Then don't?
>>340820969
Are you stupid? I'm saying that even though they are not competing for your money they are still competing for your time.
>>340821163
Are you seriously arguing that anyone has to choose between one or the other because they don't have enough time in their day? Okay, if you don't have time to watch long videos, then watch Super Bunnyhop. If you do have time to watch youtube videos about video games, then you probably have time for both.
>E-celebs
this is now a 5 thread
>>340821747
I'm saying that they are competing, you can watch both, but that doesn't change the fact that they(and many others) are competing for the same thing.
Recently I was playing 4SE and decided to go back and replay 3 today since its been years since I beat it.
Died three times to Cerberus so far with no end in sight. I forgot how hard the beginning of this game was. Anyone have some tips since any skill I had as a teen seems to have vanished. I'm having a hell of a time dodging the vertical icicles at range and can't dodge his melee counters at close range when he goes berserk.
>>340821962
It's hardly a competition.
There's no monetary commitment, and whatever time commitment there is depends on your attention span. Sure, they compete in terms of drawing an audience that desires their content, but they offer different things anyway. SBH offers shorter form reviews of recent releases, MM offers long form analyses and commentaries of old stuff.
They arguably fill different niches, so it's pointless and inaccurate to compare them to soft-drink companies.
>>340817162
Lain Serial Experiments
>>340822263
Do you have every weapon unlocked?
Use swordmaster and Rebellion to kill that nigga; other recommended weapons are A&R, Nevan and Cerberus. Also bring the pistols and either Kalina Ann or the sniper riffle.
Attack him in the air, and when he does another attack get away from him and shoot him from afar, so that he tries to tackle you, which will leave him open for damage.
The rest is up to you.
