ABSOLUTE MADMAN
lmaoooo
>>340782814
lel
>>340782814
is there anything the Pope cannot do?
>>340782814
Is doritos unhealthy for you?
Can it give you cancer and shit?
>>340782814
>mfw it's real
>>340782814
>>340782814
He really seems to be a great guy
>>340783012
Yes to both.
BASED
>>340782814
>>340782814
I was laughing at him for liking Doritos and mountain dew so fucking much years ago.
I respect him for running with the Dorito's Pope meme and owning it.
Keighley can take a joke.
Fooking based.
>>340783012
everything can give you cancer
Dortito Pope is a pretty cool guy.
>>340783079
he is pretty legit actually
>>340782814
keighley seems like a cool dude.
>>340782814
Meme magic at work
![[a-s]_dragon_ball_z_-_062_-_new_ally,_new_problem__rs2_[4CB6FE0B].mkv_snapshot_05.26_[2016.06.06_21.59.08].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/x7Pe1h6.jpg "[a-s]_dragon_ball_z_-_062_-_new_ally,_new_problem__rs2_[4CB6FE0B].mkv_snapshot_05.26_[2016.06.06_21.59.08].jpg")
>>340783037
>>340783068
wat
>>340782814
What is that
a Doritos themed arcade cabinet?
BASED
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S
E
D
>>340782814
kek
pretty based tb.h
>>340782814
Based Keighly
Somebody post the prayer, I need it for spiritual guidance.
heh, because he's the Dorito™ pope
I geddit
It took me a second to get it, for some reason. Based Pope
>>340782814
Totally based the dorito pope strikes again
fugg
followed
>>340782814
He's alright.
top sides
>>340783285
That's clearly exactly what it is you retard. What a redundant question.
i don't get it is he attacking religion as some sort of consumerist institution or something?
gotta have respect for a guy who can laugh at himself
>>340782814
>>340783140
this
>>340782814
/V/IRGIN
>>340782814
SAVAGE
>>340783462
He's known as the Doritos Pope. He's joking that the giant Doritos arcade is the Doritos Vatican
So many shills in this thread
I...don't get it
>>340782814
That was the funniest thing he's said in years.
>>340783462
hes the dotito pope
>>340782814
You motherfuckers. You know your audience and instead of shying away acting professional you're embracing it. Shit like this reminds me why I wasted my life playing video games.
>>340783462
yeah he's a passionate atheist
>>340783462
Its a meme ya dip.
>>340783140
>I was laughing at him for liking Doritos and mountain dew so fucking much years ago.
If you want people to cover video games without having their balls put in a vice by big game companies, they need to get revenue from other sources. Doritos/Mt.Dew just so happen to not make video games (except Doritos Crash Course) but will buy advertising for video game shit because a lot of fatties who consume their products also enjoy video games.
this mustve been the thing he was so excited about
BASEDDDDD
>>340782814
This dude.... This dude is amazing...
Someone please link me to his patreon.
From now follows the argument whether "Dorito Pope" meme originated from /v/, reddit or elsewhere:
>>340782814
10/10 there from geoff
its shit like this that makes me feel like video games will retrurn to normal one day
>he owns up to a joke
>everyone forgets where the joke came from and that he's an advertisement shill
>>340783012
They're corn tortilla chips with a shit load of flavored powder on them.
>>340782814
We don't deserve him.
>>340782814
Good one. Gotta hand it to him he takes it with humor.
>>340782814
Perfect
Wasn't he a huge cock to AngryJoe in one video about an interview though? Or was that someone different?
>>340783140
Geoff actually loves Doritos and MD though.
Not just for the gaming purpose.
>>340783802
he's just doing his job
>>340782814
>>340783802
Pretty much this.
>>340783934
Joe wanted to play with the big boys and got cucked. Hopefully he learned from the experience
has there ever been a bigger case of unJUST in the video game industry that the dorito pope?
dude completely turned it around
>It's real
MAD RESPECT
>>340783934
Fuck angry joe though. Geoff has probably much higher profile interviews to care about.
>>340783934
Didn't have time to give the dude a good interview cause the show was about to start or something and joe cried tequila over it
>>340783802
>advertisement shill
Like pretty much everyone who wants to make money these days?
Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make the memes your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armour yourself in memes, and they will never be used to hurt you.
>>340782814
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Geoff was always a cool guy and since he got out of that prison that was Gametrailers he's gone back to being cool.
Shilling gamer fuel
>>340783037
>>340783068
Trumpmind
Geoff Keighly for Vice President of the Great Meme Presidency.
>>340783462
>being this new
>>340783140
Keighley doesn't take jokes; to take a joke, you'd need to possess emotions. Like, real, actual human emotions. And that requires a soul, something he gave up a long time ago.
No, what you see here is marketing: his corporate overlords are aware that memes are the new advertising, and pulled his strings like the blank slate of a puppet he is to get it moving.
In Geoff Keighley, there is no person anymore. Geoff Keighley has been hollowed out like a melon; his gooey insides- humanity- have been scooped out and replaced with shill. He is a shell of a human being.
>>340783934
fuck this spic
>>340783012
Like half of the population is going to get cancer at some point.Worrying about cancer will probably give you cancer.
>>340783934
That was him but Joe's a fucking nobody. I wish Geoff didn't look like he snorts coke before a mic gets shoved in his face. "Hurr no one's going to think I forgot my lines if I put cards down on the ground and constantly look down to read them!"
>>340782814
SOON HE WILL ASCEND
BASED AS FUCK
>>340783802
It's called getting paid, you'll learn about it some day.
>>340783934
>he a huge cock to AngryJoe
I love him even more. Fuck Rustled Rodriguez!
>>340783973
most gamers do. the issue is not in the product but in the marketing. don't fall for memes without even understanding what they're about
REX
REX TREMENDAE
>>340783079
I remember when he ran Game Head (what would later becomes GameTrailers TV) and the dude was so full of love for vidya. It's a shame he ended up getting mixed up with the shitty side of the industry but the fact remains that he still fucking loves video games. Just look at the Game Awards the last two years.
Dude will always have my respect
>>340784421
so full of life~
>>340784236
t. fat ass
>>340784421
holy shit
thats like a different timeline
I thought /v/ hated this cuck?
>>340782814
I appreciate the fact that he can take a joke. Sans journalism he's a pretty cool guy.
>>340782814
If I was using Twitter, I'd follow him.
#BasedGeoff
If he literally wore a Dorito Pope outfit all would be forgiven.
>>340783802
>getting angry at the industry you helped create
you could have stopped it, anon
>>340783802
That is one handsome pupper.
>Dorito Pope made his memes becomes dreams
Really makes you think hu
>>340784527
UNTIL NOW
>>340782814
took me a second
>>340784527
he used to be alright, then became a literal figurehead of everything that is wrong with the industry
namely Big Money dictating shit and crapping out garbage products
nothing's really changed except maybe geoff's acknowledged it, which makes him sympathetic
>>340783012
Well they sure will give you shit
>>340784514
he's right you know
stress hormones
>>340783934
I actually saw that video a few months ago, it surprises me how bad Joe got BTFO. The VGAs were total shit back then (as opposed to the tolerable shit they are now)
>HURR DURR POPE, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A BEST MMORPG CATEGORY!?
>Dorito Pope asks Rustled Rigoberto what MMO's came out that year
>mentions games that are already a year old, and trash like Star Trek Online and the original FFXIV release
Not to mention the Pope mentioned he only had a few minutes to chat and Joe pussyfooted around for most of the interview.
>>340783934
Angry Joe tried to "be the champion of the people" and interviewed Geoff about the state of the spike VGA's and about how they had celebrity bullshit and Doritos, Dew propaganda. Problem is Geoff is much more self contained and Seven dollar sanchez came off as some autistic, asspained, pretentious dickhead and considered himself some kind of hero for trying to do the interview. He made an entire video full of his asspain after he got his ass handed to him by Geoff and looked like a complete retard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTNkoDzP1hI
>>340784660
jesuswhat have we done
>>340783140
PLAY
THE
GAME
>>340784527
/v/ is fickle you know that
I am the Pope of my Doritos
>>340784803
isn't conan going with the pope this year at E3?
>>340782814
>>340782814
Forgiveness is divine. All hail Dorito Pope.
>>340783637
he's a dorito pope ya dingus
hence the vatican
>when you embrace the meme you've become
>>340782814
You people fucking broke him and now he willingly accepts being the Doritos Pope. You guys scare me sometimes.
>>340782814
>>340783802
>advertisement shill
his intentions were pure
>>340784238
how do you define a nobody? dude has huge youtube presence
I don't like him or his schtick either but let's not go full retard now
pewdiepie isnt a nobody just cause he's annoying as shit
i wonder what's that plane doing.
In all fairness its really awesome that he takes this shitty meme of him so well and owns it. The guys really cool and he genuinely loves videogames.
>>340784904
Yeah, something like that. Gotta draw in those crowds for youtube at e3 stuff.it could be good
literally based
>>340784660
His tired eyes make him look empty inside.
>>340784987
fag
>>340783462
How retarded does one have to be to not get this?
>>340784904
>isn't conan going with the pope this year at E3?
I hope so, Conan's dry improv insults are fucking great. Considering how he always shuts down that albino dude who comes out in those Conan vidya videos, Geoff wouldn't stand a chance
>>340782814
Dorito Pope has spoken
>>340783462
HEATHEN
/r/inging Unlimited doritoworks edit
>>340782814
is this real
>>340785151
>those dead eyes
>>340783475
loss???
>>340782814
So /v/, who is going to go so they can be blessed by the dorito pope?
>>340783802
who cares, i will still never buy doritos no matter how dank he memes
>>340784421
boy how the times have changed
>>340784987
The power of memes.
>>340782814
UN-JUST
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>>340783802
>GT dying because adblock
>geoff thinks of using dorito advertisement of alternate income
>became a joke trying to save GT
he help kept GT alive as long as possible anon.
>>340785192
The pope had a hard life
>>340784207
But Keigh is literally Jesus though, he's not completely dead inside. He still believes in games and sees the wonder in them, but he literally has to kill himself in order to save them. Even the Deritoes and MtD shilling was just him trying to desperately save videogames, as he tried with his own VGA, but in the end he had to cave in.
I wish I had the video of him looking at the new Nintendo games where you can still see that he has the spark in his eyes, it's juts buried deep.
>>340785165
https://twitter.com/geoffkeighley/status/741743186477907968
>>340782814
Own the meme, kek.
Good on him, he's really been winning me over the last year or so.
>>340785273
I'll buy extra bags to make up for your sacrilege.
>>340785307
I can't tell whether to laugh or to give a fucking standing ovation
>>340785321
TGAs still are tasteless cringefests
daily reminder he got blown the fuck out at his own award show by Joel McHale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaCso_b_PtY
Okay so what actually is that? Is it just a giant arcade machine replica sponsored by doritos or does it actually serve some purpose.
>>340782814
LEGEND
E
G
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N
D
>>340785539
All game awards are
>>340785298
>tfw his face at those nintendo events
seeing him genuinely happy for the first time in a long time filled me with happiness i didnt know i had.
>>340785596
>funnier
>more handsome
>acts cool
>isn't a fucking shill
Is there anything Joel can't do?
>the Dorito Pope was the guardian of peace and justice in vidya... before the dark times... before the GG/SJW wars...
I miss those days
>>340784207
>>340785298
Do you people read the things you post
>>340783802
It's better for him to be funded by food companies rather than video game publishers for obvious reasons
>>340785307
>>340785687
BAFTA game awards are much better
>>340785772
be a likeable person
>>340785687
All awards are
>>340785772
act
>>340785539
well they tried to be different the first time instead of being a total advertisement show
>>340785539
>TGAs still are tasteless cringefests
Well obviously, but at least now we haven't had any Olivia Munn-tier skanks presenting/co-hosting. And remember Mountain Dew's™ Fruit Ninja™ hosted by Felicia Day™? The last awards shows have been the least cringey of all ever since Joel McHale BTFO'd VGX
>>340785539
Maybe, but at least he's trying. He's not done it perfectly at all, but you can tell he at least cares, you know?
>>340784514
There's plenty of fat asses that live to their 80s and there's 20 year old runners who die of heart attacks and get colon cancer. Genetics trump all, sure you can try and lower your chances but you'll never truly avoid cancer if you're genetically predisposed to getting it.
>>340785840
>>340785832
Geoff please.
>>340783802
Underniggers STILL upset Undertale didn't win shit at his award shows.
Wow dude, you'll get over it some day.
>>340785772
>isn't a fucking shill
>>340782814
I genuinely want some Doritos right now.
>>340785881
>Mountain Dew's™ Fruit Ninja™ hosted by Felicia Day™
jesus christ don't remind me
Please end it
>>340785998
He's really not a good actor and i liked Community
I think I'm finally over my hate of this guy.
I used to think of him as the representative of everything wrong with the game industry. Mainly because he ran the Spike VGAs, which were just so fucking terrible. I feel like a lot of you guys have forgotten just how bad they were, but they were atrocious.
But I guess around the time of the Doritosgate controversy, he'd had enough of the bullshit. And the VGX Awards were just the icing on the cake. He'd always loved games, but he had let himself be corrupted by the corporate side, and he was now a laughing stock of the industry. He now seems like he's learning from his mistakes. He still is very much of the awful corporate end of vidya, but he's showing signs of humility, and it's clear he does love vidyagaems.
Plus, as a lover of Kojima/MGS, It was fucking great of him to stick it to Konami at the Game Awards.
>>340785298
>image
To be honest here, what else deserved a GOTY in 2014 beyond Inquisiton?
Yes, Inquisition was mediocre but can you name a title that would be an objectively better choice?
>>340785025
>dude has huge youtube presence
Come on, let's not exaggerate. Kids/teens, they look up to these vidya folk. It's why PewDiePie is successful. Just slap on an [Insert channel here] army and youth trying to find themselves will feel like part of a group.
I define a nobody as someone who isn't influential to the industry.
Within E3's sphere and the gaming industry as a whole he's a nobody. Look at how asshurt he got when Keighly didn't talk to him.
https://youtu.be/NTNkoDzP1hI
Lord Almighty a 25 fucking minute rant, man. He's understanding how much he doesn't mean shit in the industry. Now both of them are pathetic, and I don't care for either, but how many events does Joe get invited to?
>Y-Yeah I'll be there
>I'll try to get and interview with...
>And then at 10am I'll try and get an interview with...
>Anyway, give me a list of questions to ask these IMPORTANT people that hopefully I get to chat with...
>>340785685
Is that a BBW porn actress?
>>340784660
>the way life only sparks into his eyes when the cameras start rolling
By God Keighley, what has this world done to you
>>340785025
Youtube e-celebs are lowest of the low-tier within the vidya industry. They aren't even considered people, they are seen as a gimmick by bigwigs to get away with free advertising.
>>340785995
>There's plenty of fat asses that live to their 80s
overweight folks, sure. Obese people don't last more than 40 years on-average.
>>340785881
>Joel McHale
A true hero.
>>340783746
>implying the Doritos Pope needs a Patreon
The man IS game journalism
Honestly, I've grown to like the dorito pope over the last couple of years. At least his shilling is up front and is motivated by pure, classic greed. Compare that with the colluding, ideologically motivated shitheads we have today- I'll take Geoff over them any day.
Also, the man can take a joke:
https://twitter.com/geoffkeighley/status/473493433772802048
>>340786168
you can't be serious
>>340786168
Bayonetta or Wolfenstein really.
>>340782814
Has Geoff ever reviewed a game? And since Mtn Dew and Doritos dont make any games (besides 1 off promo stuff) don't they make better sponsors then EA or whatever?
>>340783934
Angry Joe is a huge fag
>>340783716
And Doritos Crash Course was fucking amazing, countless hours just playing with my friends that goddamn free game
>>340784236
>Worrying about cancer will probably give you cancer.
great, now im worried about getting worried.
>>340786168
Pretty much anything that came out in 2014 would have been a better choice.
>>340786215
I know and have seen plenty of morbidly obese people well into their 70s and even 80s.
>>340785792
This, a thousand times this. If it's a game ad, you know they can't be trutful, if it's shit like Doritos, they're more likely to actual say what they think.
>>340783934
christ, this interview. Joe got his ass handed to him. I actually remember being into his show but as soon as this came out I lost all respect for him. His interviewing skills were garbage and he acted like a baby. He also clearly didn't do any research into it and expected to be treated like fucking GameInformer.
>>340786528
I have a grandmother that smokes 2 packs a day and drinks until she's about to fall over, and she's 80.
Doesn't make it healthy.
Could someone explain this to a none celeb worshiping guy?
>>340783140
That's the way you're supposed to handle banter and getting meme'd.
Own it. Make it yours.
Praise his holiness.
>>340786528
suuuuuuuuuuuuure you have
>>340786534
You really don't think those companies have an invested interest in the industry? Anon..
>>340786734
I know it doesn't. Wasn't trying to say it was.
>>340786802
Nice meme Reddit.
>>340783934
>>340784815
Got a link to just the interview so I don't have to listen to this faggot talk?
>>340786168
Smash 4
Bayo 2Dark Souls II
In my work I met many people from gayming world but I can easily tell you who was actually a cool person.
Geoff
Dan Southworth/Rueben Langdon (Vergil/Dante)
Jack Tretton
Most of Sony studios employees
Gabe and Reggie have this inssuferable aura of pretentiousness or bitterness, it is hard to describe,
>>340782814
Praise be to Doritos Pope!
Hype be his gifts, Kojima be his Sage.
>>340782814
Geoff pls stop I just want to hate you
>>340786838
What kind of effort could mountain dew and fucking duritos have on video games? What agenda is there to push?
>>340782814
HAHAHAHA oh god, my sides
What games does Geoff play?
I see him host and talk about how much he loves videogames, but never a specific videogame. Never seen a photo of him with a controller in his hand.
I love the guy, but still.
>>340787269
>>340786838
Sales
>>340787269
How about sales? Why would they build that place and sponsor these people if they didn't want them to be successful. Because it's out of the good of their fucking heart?
>>340787558
I... don't know.
>>340786838
I know they have, didn't Halo have ads involving Doritos, or Destiny with Red Bull? But, I might be trying to be hopeful, I still think it's better than publishers that will do whatever it takes to make their games look good.
>>340782814
Bravo George, I'm a full convert now
When the Doritogate incident happened, he was technically "harassed" just like other game journos that came after him. Other game journos even dare to snicker at him rather than rallying behind him because he's a mere white cis man who need no whiteknighting. However he stood bravely to took the punch and shrug it off, rather than crying harassment and pulling the victim card.
Here's to you pope, truly the last game journalist left who still actually like PLAYING video games
As an European I've always wondered it Doritos actually tastes good.
We have all kind of "Tortilla chips" here and I can't imagine that Doritos tastes that much different from those, and those are kinda meh.
Mountain Dew is actually somewhat tasty.
>>340784660
>>340787850
Doritos Cheese Supreme are some of the best corn chips I've had.
>>340784236
I wonder if at some point in the future people will look back and joke about cancer in this period the way we joke about polio now when we look back at the early 20th century.
>>340787123
fuck kojima
>>340787269
Doritos and Mtn Dew were and are popular with the early teen to early twenties demographics. Video Games are popular with the early teen to early twenties demographics. Doritos and Mtn Dew get tons of cross advertising deals with video games to establish themselves as "gamer fuel" to drive further sales. If the video games they have cross promotions with do well, people will be more likely to purchase their products. Doritos and Mtn Dew proceed to "sponser" video game awards ceremonies and video game reviewers.
Do you even business?
>>340782814
>it's real
>>340787714
It's hardly better, but I get what you are trying to say. It's a lesser evil, but not much of one.
>>340787269
here's an example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbjaiZVVo00
I actually like him.
>>340787975
How the fuck this did friendship even happen? Doritopope and Kojimbo don't have anything in common.
>>340787975
>>340788009
we only have the original and the spicy ones in the uk and they don't even sell the sauces
all MGS after MGS3 is shit and if you enjoy it you are also shit
>>340788174
I heard they likevideogames
>>340788214
Not even worth it, you're getting second-rate merchandise.
>>340782814
Man this is a good start for E3
Kids these days don't even now what a VCR is, they aren't going to recognize an arcade cabinet.
>>340787975
>video games
>>340783934
But Pissed Pablo is just a dirty spic, the pope doesn't have time to talk to peasants like him
>>340788174
They got on the major ruse together.
>doritos: 1/4 fat and encrusted in salt
>dew: sugarwater
>"gamer fuel"
fucking hue
healthy food and exercise and getting enough sleep is what improves your ability to video game.
>>340788072
Yeah, not much but hopefully it opens the doors to other advertisers so everyone doesn't feel the need to suck up to Dew and Doritos.
>>340787975
I wish this was real so badly.
>>340785685
>the music is too loud
>this drink tastes like shit
>this woman is a huge whore
>i wish i was at home playing video games
>>340784207
>hollowed out like a melon
How the fuck do you eat melons?!
>>340784527
No we always liked him, just because people make jokes doesn't mean people hate.
>>340788487
it's mostly about fun, tryhard
>>340787843
>It stung initially, now I'm pretty much over it....hopefully one day I'll be known for more than that interview though. Honestly that whole incident just inspired me to want to do bigger and better things so my legacy would be more than that.
>>340784236
>Like half of the population is going to get cancer at some point
Only if you live in a shirt-tier 'first world' country that doesn't have regulations over its food.
;^)
>>340788174
Geoff has been in the industry for a long time and so has Kojima. He probably interview him after liking his games and they got along(through a translator)
It's fucking rediculous how much of a westaboo Kojima is and how he doesnt know english yet or how Reggie is head of NoA and knows 0 japanese, you think that would be a nice thing to know to talk to your bosses
>geoff is embracing the meme
It's so beautiful.
>>340788783
>we
You must be new.
>>340784904
Yes.
https://medium.com/@geoffkeighley/youtube-live-at-e3-schedule-monday-832c487b984a#.pkwym5ljj
>>340788487
and waterGOD LIFT THE QUEEN
Anyone else hearing music?
>>340784421
can we bring back shirts like gabens ;_;
>>340785596
I liked Joel in Community but god damn the guy seems like a dick.
Why would you say yes to hosting an event like that only to be a massive shit-head to everyone almost the whole time?
I will admit that I chuckled at a few of his "burns" though.
