Ubisoft pls.
>>340762093
>he doesn't want to order his own life-sized meme
>>340762093
To annoy faggots like you
I, for one, am glad. Not because she herself is funny but because she turns ubisoft"s press conference into even more of a shitshow and that amuses me.
She has girlwood
To amuse faggots like him >>340762250
Because she's sexy as fuck.
>>340762093
who /giantess/ here?
>>340762093
Because she knows how to make a meme
I hope this guy is back too
>>340762093
because she's a sweetie pie
#4thememes
#girlwood
I want to see another autismal fuck in a costume be turned into a LE MEME XDDDD
Because negative press is still press. Complaining about this bitch is giving more attention to their conferences, I've seen many stating they're watching Ubisoft's conference in the hope she does more "wacky" bullshit. You are all to blame for E3 being terrible.
>black
>0 booty
who was this designed for??
>>340762093
#gurlwood
>>340762093
The only people who dislike here are MEMEY CRINGERS who are always CRINGING AT THE CRINGIEST MEMES, like they're LITRALLY HITLER or something and should just KILL THEMSELVES
Because there are way worse alternatives, like previous Ubisoft hosts.
Listen here fuckers, I am her husband and I don't appreciate these comments. This has been going on for 3 years now and it will STOP.
>>340762093
#girlwood
>>340762518
YIKES
>>340762448
Yup, and because she's black you're not allowed to say she's awful otherwise you're racist.
>>340762093
>diversity points
>she's attractive
>she's more well-known than any of their other hosts
>>340762518
Pretty much this.
She's not good, but she's a lot better than most other announcers. At least she pretends to care.
>>340762093
Cuckold sjw company, nigger woman minority on stage every year despite cringe performance every year, you can't make this shit up
Can't wait for more beautiful cringe
>tfw half of the show is an interview with pelé
I just have question for all you faggots that hate aisha tyler, you limp dick virgin basement dwelling faggots.Who left the Christmas lights on during the apocalypse?
>>340762093
Because she's female and black. Basically means they don't have to worry about getting tagged for diversity bullshit.
>>340762448
>>340762681
Basically, /v/ managed to be as braindead as those they're against.
>>340762093
She's really amusing. You need to loosen up a little, faggot
>>340762093
She's a meme machine and I'm glad she's back again to piss off /v/
I seriously can't stand this cunt. She made me want to kill myself last year. I hope someone cunt punches her live on camera.
>>340762586
>>340762398
I heard he killed himself with his own hidden blades a couple of days later
>>340762478
I dislike her. I don't know what you're talking about with this memey cringers bullshit. Is that the language of kids these days?
I think she's unfunny. Just like almost every other female comedian of the past 30ish years.
>>340762093
Because she's a confident presenter that appears genuine, as oppose to Mr Caffeine who is clearly dying on the inside. Even though she's not that good, it helps her be perceived as good.
le black meme lady is the only thing remotely interesting about ubisoft's conference.
I'll be watching for the memes, I couldn't care less what games ubisoft announces since they are a terrible company.
>>340762448
>You are all to blame for E3 being terrible.
E3 was literally never good.
>>340762702
>she's attractive
She's a 5 on a good day
She's good enough
>>340763110
>trace the file name
>LITERALLY literally me
>>340762093
to avoid complains.
>>340762702
>attractive
>black
Pick one and only one.
>>340762702
>attractive
You only think that because you associate her voice with Lana.
>>340762864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6aiMYZdq6k
>>340763416
underage newfaggot detected
She's not that bad imo, she looks like she genuinely enjoys presenting and being up there.
She says things that sound cringey/awkward but they don't really come across like that because she looks comfortable with it.
I blame whoever writes her lines more than anything.
How many time is she going to say "SHIT" on stage this year?
>>340762093
She's worth watching just for the cringe and the manlets they inevitably hire to stand next to her.
>>340762093
epic. epic for the win.
>hoping that one year she comes up on stage and twitch chat only spams LOLOLOL and HAHAHA and JAJAJA every second she is on stage
>>340762093
To turn an otherwise boring as fuck show into a glorious meme-fest ofc.
>>340762283
she wasn't even entertaining last year though, she did this fucking garbage here >>340762398
and that was it.
Man, E3 2015 was so shitty. There was nothing bad in it.
>>340763916
yea thats funny
>>340762093
Female + black = good boy PR cookies
>>340762398
That guy behind her looks like he's came out straight of the early 90s.
>>340762702
Kekkaroo, dude.
>>340762518
But I want someone who's bad in an entertaining way
>>340762093
Is she really? What is this, like the 5th E3 in a row she's hosted Ubisoft?
>>340762093
Fuck off. An E3 without
>Aisha Tyler
>Todd Howard
>Hideo Kojima
>Reggie Fils-Aimé
is not a real E3.
She is the difference between the amusing shitshow of Ubisoft and the painful shitshow of EA. She is the hero (or villain) that EA deserves.
>>340762093
I want this chocolate godess to ride my white boy dick.
She's better than the other hosts that Ubisoft has hired. She actually cares about the presentation.
Even though last year's Ubisoft conference had cringy shit, it was the only conference that showed any games worth a fuck.
>>340762375
RACE TRAITOR RACE TRAITOR RACE TRAITOR
Get memed on kid
LANA!!!
>>340764290
Mr. Caffeine was better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecffZBdhAUU
>>340763230
People would rather see someone dying from the inside out live on stage than dying inside out themselves.
Mr Caffeine was a beautiful disaster (YIKES!). Girlwood just makes me wanna shoot myself because it's so dreadful watching her.
>>340764091
>Female + black = good boy PR cookies
This. I like her work at Archer, but at E3 she feels cringy.
>>340764463
Don't even joke about that.
>>340764251
You only say that because she has no ass.
>>340764432
go back to reddi t you little bitch
>>340762298
What did she meme by this?
>>340764510
>>340764463
>Neo/v/ likes Mr Caffeine
I'm not even surprised.
>mfw Pele
>>340762093
Because Ubisoft are out of touch. A voice actor from a Reddit cartoon and edgy Watch Dogs characters are the best they can do to capture the youth demographic.
>>340764713
>getting butthurt because of Mr.Caffeine
YIKES!
she's literally the best thing about the ubi conference, their games are trash
>>340764679
>>>/pol/
I think she's funny, but not during E3.
She gives off a strange personality which is a mix of a down to earth person who likes games and a corporate's twitter who doesn't know how memes work yet.
I'd like to see her talk about games when she's very much removed from any actual events because she's pretty likable in everything that's not the Ubisoft stuff
>>340764713
>Mr Caffeine does something stupid
>Cringe then laugh about it on /v/
>Aisha Tyler does something stupid
>"Oh god just fucking shoot me."
>>340764839
You say that, but if you're still here in 5 years people will tell you the same about #girlwood.
>>340764713
How can you blame them? They were 13 and it was their first E3.
>>340765040
>mfw it's true
>>340764914
This. I watch it exclusively for the cringefest.
>>340764958
You have to be at least 18 to post on this website.
>>340764713
I liked mr caffeine because it was so surreal how terrible it was. It's as if Salvador Dali directed this with the intention of being the most terrible presentation that year.
>>340765345
Who was the guy that was a comedian but was so bad they had him pulled off stage because nobody laughed? Was it a Sony intermission show or something?
>>340763791
anyone have the pele pepe?
>mfw I'm re-watching last year's PQs to prepare for the fun tomorrow
>while playing Blood and Wine
>while drinking tea
>Dew and Doritos already prepared
I'm getting comfy here guys. Despite everything, I still like E3 and I'm looking forward to the live shitposting right here, as always.
>>340765441
That was Jamie Kennedy on Activision's show the year before IIRC
>>340762093
Because E3 is Normie Central.
Lots of people like her, and the people that don't like her talk about her too (as evidenced by this thread) so there's little reason not to go with her.
>>340765674
No not Jamie Kennedy it was some other guy. He was kind of short, I think he had glasses.
>>340765674
It was in 2007, not 2010. Sorry for the bad info.
>>340762093
>hating #girlwood
>hating manlets getting btfo
you can leave faggot
I'm really weak when it comes to watching cringe
I literally just fucking cant watch anything even slightly cringy.
Ubisofts shows and presentations each year are a fucking nightmare, I just cant do it
>>340765181
okay I get it Anon you are depressed because every single "friend" you had in high school suddenly stopped calling. It's not because they suddenly got busy, it's because you are a massive faggot who spends his days on a Chinese image board jerking off to 2d mongolian lolis. I don't think you realize how sad your life is, whichnis a shame. You are white yet, you are capable of getting a good job and having good looking well behaved children. But nope. You talk about random shit like vidya and porn. Where did it go wrong anon? Your parents had high hopes for you and you squadered it. They thought you were gonna be a doctor with a high social status. But nope. It didn't happen. Damn shame huh? Well I gotta go kill myself so thank you for reading.
>>340765870
Is this a recent pasta? I haven't seen this before.
>>340765781
I dont remember that one, then. Kaz (RIP), House and the bald fat guy I don't remember the name usually host Sony's shows
Stream link?
>>340765924
custom made for just for you senpai
I want her to piss in my mouth.
>>340766171
I want her toget the fuck off Whose Line and get Drew to replace her.
>>340766171
>authority
>ass
>ass
what did she mean by this?
pls stop bullying, Aisha is a qt
>>340766143
But if that's true why did you reply instead of killing yourself, as you said you were going to?
>>340766171
She's lying there. She has like 10 jobs.
>>340766338
is this from a glory hole video
She's completely unfunny.
>>340762093
>here at Ubisoft we like to celebrate diversity
>>340762398
This does not feel like a year ago... damn
>>340762518
>implying Mr Caffeine was a shitty host
>>340766461
jk someone wrote that to me last night. I love you
Maybe it's because she makes a total ass of herself. People will watch their presentation just to see her be a cringy shit.
>>340766475
No you faggot. She's a neet like us. She's one of us.
AISHA CONFIRMED
HYPE
>have to work during most of E3
Thank fucking god
#girlwood
>>340762518
>doodly doodly doot to a flashback of past Ubisoft hosts
>>340764316
How do you know he's white?
>>340764713
What's there to dislike about him? It's not like we look up to him, we're just glad he made a fool of himself and made us laugh.
>>340766530
Evidently some people don't care because they have a giantess amazonian woman fetish like the Ubisoft CEO that hires her every year to host their conference.
remember when she co-hosted with a rapist?
>>340762093
Because she's at the very least entertaining, and I'd rather have then then some spergy Quebecois faggot.
>>340767024
It's been a while since I've seen his faggot face
God I hate Youtubers
>>340764958
Go back to tumblr trigglypuff
ubisoft is fucking brain dead
She's basically the reason I won't watch Ubis E3
That, and shitty games obviously
>>340766929
Maybe because this board is majority white?
>>340762093
>not wanting a 50 foot tall girlwood terrorizing french manlets onstage at E3
Why do you hate fun, OP?
>>340767097
Rule 3 nigger
If you don't liker her by now YOU'RE the faggot. She's literally so bad she's good. She's the cheese topping to and already cheesy presentation. if that makes any sense
>>340766721
She did used to be the awkward gangly black girl in an all white wealthy school, who would hang out with the boys. She never really grew out of that phase though. She's matured functionally and socially though. Which is what separates us from her.
>>340767094
at least it didn't become a trend
>>340767162
I'm asking this honestly, how do you know?
>>340762093
At the very least she's decent jerk off material. Them tight black jeans last year, hngg fucking dick ready for take off
>>340766171
damn make-up works wonders for women this day and age
>>340767187
>>>following the rules
kek
>>340762398
Who was Meme Guy supposed to be, anyway? He reminds me of Chester from Dark Souls.
When's Mr. Coffee come back?
>>340767368
Are you a shitskin? Is that why you are in doubt?
>>340767162
Is it? I think white people are the largest group. But are they the majority? In any case, I think there are significantly enough non-whites, that it can't be assumed. I can't count how many times another anon made a joke/comment like that toward me, assuming I was white, when they were mistaken.
>>340767481
Not at all it's just that there's no way of knowing who's who around here I could be memeing it up with a Pacific Islander for all I know
>>340767136
blacks have weird taste in shoes
>>340767472
He's his own character now.
>>340767368
>inb4 niggers are actually the majority
>all the niggers lie about being niggers because they don't want to reveal themselves
She's a great host who would you rather have pewdiepie?
I took vacation to watch e3 this year.
My life is a waste.
>>340767024
Who raped who?
>>340764004
>there was nothing bad in it
just because it didnt top the leader boards in bad e3's doesnt mean it wasnt pretty bad
>>340767368
Because most niggers aren't nerds. That is white boys stuff.
I'm white btw. I think I only met a nerd nigger once. And he was also gay.
>>340762093
>>340765023
This, the jokes were lame but Aisha just fucking ruins every delivery to the point were you cant even laugh at it for being bad
>>340767889
is that her?
>>340762586
http://youtu.be/mPo-4LFtMOo
>>340762448
but the problem comes from the fact that they're adding wacky bullshit because they think we're laughing with them, not at them, which we are
>>340768019
No.
>inb4 All black people look da same.
>>340767884
Where do you live? I've been toconventionand there were plenty of dindu nerds there
>>340765040
>first e3 was at 13
FUCKING CASUALS
>>340768137
she totally looks like Aisha tho
WE NEED TO MAKE E3 GREAT AGAIN!
>>340768019
That's Franchesca Ramsey, the condescending cunt from MTV decoded.
>>340768129
Doesn't matter, it's giving them (more) views either way because you all "want to see how bad it is this year! xDDD"
>>340767024
Tobiscus or whatever? Wasn't he fucking that dumb cunt, iJustine?
That's one bonus of GameTrailers becoming Easy Allies. Her annoying face isn't around.
>>340767757
toby turner accused of rapin his grilfriend
>>340762586
>Implying you can impersonate this ubermensch.
She's divorcing her husband anyway.
>>340762093
the CEO loves porking slaves
but really ubi have a bloated corporate structure incapable of "approval" that stifles changes and innovation and will always pander to the lowest common denomitator, but it'll soon be bought out and gutted, then no more hood smart nignogs cluttering the stage
>>340768216
going to a convention doesnt make you a nerd
lots of guys just go there to fuck dumb bitches
>>340768274
She really doesn't.
>>340768019
No that's a black WE WUZ supremacist who supports white genocide
>>340766171
Can someone edit it to just show the hey Reddit part?
Will be handy during the conference.
>>340762093
>Still inviting the lowest scorer from Whose Line
Funnier than you
>>340762093
Because she keeps you idiots talking about Ubisoft all year round.
>>340768553
But cosplaying does
>>340764713
Literally nothing wrong with Mr Caffeine.
The whole point of E3 is hilarious failures and dank memes. The game news is 99% shit.
>>340768490
Hey, back off everybody, I saw her first.
You wouldn't even need to pull out, and she's probably open to cosplaying as all the memorable and well-written Ubisoft characters!
>>340767472
some asscreed character
>>340768720
This is it right here. /v/ repeats Aisha memes for about 6 months after her presentation. Why wouldn't they keep her?
>>340768853
To be fair, Ubisoft themselves are posting the memes at least half of the time.
>>340768853
>/v/ repeats Aisha memes for about 6 months after her presentation.
You're so full of shit, the only time she's brought up is during E3 time when we're reminded her boring ass is making a repeat appearance.
>b-but dat ass and long legs tho...
E3 sucks now because you normies chose sex appeal over cringe humor, fuck off.
>>340762093
She's really not that bad to be honest.
>>340769034
To be fair, when I was new, it took me a few tries to learn how spoilertags worked.
>>340769070
>E3 sucks now
>now
>Implying it was ever good.
>Implying the cringe is actually funny.
>Implying Aisha isn't cringe.
>Contradicting your point that /v/ doesn't talk about Aisha, by supposing /v/ is the cause for why she's there in the first place.
>Implying E3 actually delivers on the sex appeal.
>>340769070
>normies
Excuse me sir but we prefer to be called normalfriends thank you very much
>>340769034
wait what
the deleted post is the one calling out the "marketer"
what evidence do you have the person being replied to was even a marketer?
Ubisoft is probably going to try and emulate their 2013 conference YET AGAIN with some reveal at the end that nobody cares about.
At least there will be For Honor and cute Guillemot.
>>340767481
This site is near entirely Jewish and you are being researched for the effects of a degenerate society on a feeble white fuccboi's mind.
>>340769417
Holy fuck. Please tell me that was staged. Fucking triggered. That was not cool.
>>340769498
/pol/ pls
>>340769458
>"E3 was always bad"
How to spot a newfag.
>>340768474
I was making a joke, friend.
>>340769583
of course it was staged, did you think they were just going to hand him a giant fucking lego model and have him look at it then have an intern come take it from him? its fucking legos, the whole thing was a staged bit
>>340769583
it's jordan
he's a faggot
>>340769417
Did he have a 'Nam flashback or something?
>>340769667
E3 was always a bunch of bullshit in between the stuff we actually wanted to see: the games. It was it's own brand of bullshit before. It's a new brand of bullshit now.
>>340769417
>dat ultimate look of disapointment
>>340767472
>>340769754
Harrison Ford is known for not being a fan of the whole Star Wars thing. I was thinking he probably doesn't give a fuck, and wrecked the ship for the fun of it.
>>340769812
Top newfaggotry right here. E3 gets exponentially worse each year thanks to it's gradual increase in viewership. Take a look at some of the earlier conferences sometime.
>>340769458
>To be fair, when I was new, it took me a few tries to learn how spoilertags worked.
look at the post times. you can't post that frequent, let alone posting the same content, which has a 5 minute buffer.
>>340769478
see above. then my post was deleted right away when i called it out.
not to mention im a marketer myself (not on 4chan and not with video games) and thats exactly what we'd do in a situation like this if we were marketing watch dogs. attack the first game while saying "but im gonna keep an eye on this new one, could be good if they improve on the last one!"
the "THE HISTORY" and "ANIME GAME" memes are also done by ubisoft.
>>340769417
https://youtu.be/t9CoMTQQYAc?t=4m1s
here's the original
>>340769781
Looks like autism to me.
>>340770114
>[YouTube] Gingerbread House Diva (embed)
???
she's too vulgar, there's no reason to say "fuck" at a professional conference
>>340769781
hes a real nigga
>>340770060
I know my opinion doesn't echo your beliefs, so you would like to think I'm a newfag. But I've been following E3 for quite some time.
>>340770230
>professional
fuck you
>>340770352
huh
>>340770110
>look at the post times. you can't post that frequent, let alone posting the same content, which has a 5 minute buffer.
Ah, that interesting. But now I'm marveling that he was able to spot the mistake, and correct it in 16 seconds. And then again in 37 seconds. How does he manage that?
>>340770114
Holy fuck this is awful, is this public access?
>>340769478
>Watch_Dogs
>>340762093
You're joking, right? She's not actually back, is she?
>>340767715
Oh god. I need a figure of him and box gundam before I die. "Meme man, a life sized meme."
>>340762093
>unfunny
Someone's never watched Archer. Also shut your whore mouth.
>/v/ suddenly hates Aisha Tyler
Fuck you, she's the only reason Ubisoft has had remotely tolerable conferences. Would you rather some frog motherfucker who sounds like he has a mouthful of dick present?
>>340767136
>Choice between a larger than life gangster or autist with no charisma
>/v/ will pretend they want the asocial aspies because "muh realism"
>>340770645
Someone else writes Archer. She's just the voice of Lana.
Someone clearly hasn't watched the new series of Whose Line Is It Anyway.
>>340770645
archer has writers
on her own she is fucking worthless
only used because she is a black woman.
>>340767368
Most posters come from majority white countries.
>>340770691
i want mr caffeine back
>>340770645
Archer is pretty goddamn funny
>>340767024
>Rapist
What?
>>340769576
you can't?
>>340762093
Ubi tries to tranform her into a life sized meme.
It will boost sales
>>340770693
Those aren't gangsters they're niggers
>>340770693
>not wanting to play as an asocial aspie hacking qts phones to get their info and stalking them
Just give me more beefy bald males with military training, right?
>>340770114
Fuck I love Tim and Eric
>>340771038
>beefy bald males with military training
Where did anyone say that? Has waifufaggotry rotted your brain this much?
>>340770726
>bitch shills about how watchdogs is like gta with hacking
>admits in whose line that she doesn't play gta
>>340770578
why white boi you scared of her #girlwood
>>340769583
You're either retarded or too young to be here.
>>340769650
I not lying you fag.
ברוך הבא לסיוט שלך, כפרה
>>340770460
catching a spoiler mistake is easy, you just see that the lines aren't blacked out. He saw it and either got a mod to delete it for him or he was given mod powers himself. There's a buffer (of which im not sure the time of) for deleting posts as well, and obviously I can't prove it with the screenshot, but they were deleted almost instantly after being posted in the thread.
Aisha is pretty hot but I get the feeling shes one of those people who don't know when to stop. Likes she would always be trying to inject humor into stuff and sometimes I just want to feel bad, you know? Not everything needs an exclamation point of comedy.
>>340762093
Must the world be benigged to satisfy a small percentage of the population?
>>340770506
>not knowing Tim and Eric
Do you even know where my chippy is, faggot?
>>340771471
She's probably surrounded by people/beta orbiters who enable that behavior, which would explain why it's so bad. Being a woman definitely helps with that whole "no criticism" thing.
>>340771335
I was just thinking that altering the spoiler tags probably gets around the duplicate post filter. As for the deletions, I can't think how that would work so quickly. Maybe it was a mod? A mod with an opinion you have a hard time believing someone would express. People don't believe I'm genuine with half of the shit I post here.
Have we seen her tits yet? All she's good for until she does a sex tape.
>>340771587
That's fake
>>340766923
STOP
>ywn cuddle with Aisha
hold me, /v/
>>340762478
>people that try to be funny but aren't in the slightest are good and should continue to do so.
You sould triggered. I'm guessing you're offended because you found that retarded shit to be funny and expected everyone else to as well.
>>340771608
>>340770506
time and eric is quite possible one of the worst shows on tv
>>340767162
black people, hispanics & south americans are the majority here actually my dear fellow
>>340767884
>Because most niggers aren't nerds.
you've never met a black person before, have you?
>>340772108
Found the faggot with terrible taste
>>340772148
>said the faggot who watches shit
>>340762093
She's not funny. But everyone else is... So much worst.
>>340766779
>lovely
>P-Please shout out on your Twitter my goddess ...
Fucking cucks.
>>340772123
The majority of 4chan is UK and USA, whether you like it or not this website is majority white untill the UK becomes sand nigger land
>>340770249
I understand that "quite some time" is a relative term, but in regards to this conversation, 2 years is not "quite some time"
>>340772108
does your pea brain rattle around trying to understand their humor? Better not sneeze or you're fucked, m8.
>>340772315
my good man the majority of video game consumers and users of 4chan's /v/ in the US are african and mexican americans. doesn't matter if the majority of the country's white, the majority of users here aren't. do you think because BET is an american television network mostly white people watch it?
also
>untill the UK becomes sand nigger land
ummm...
>>340762093
Well, I like her. She's cute and and says dumb shit, which leads to dank memes.
