I must find Liam Neeson.
Fallout 3
The best but the worst.
Magic teenage girl has abortion.
my body wants me dead
>>340735157
Obviously.
It's in italy, not house
A million Red Hot Kicks
Four retards vs. evil tree.
>>340736721
final fantasy v
>>340737519
You did it
Welcome back good hunter
>>340735085
>You fight giant rock creatures
>You have a talking sword
>You are a purple dragon
>Two groups kicking a ball
>Roadie transfers to mythical place
>Your hand has a pet
>Control the lives of family
>>340738667
Are these all different games?
>>340739474
Yes. OP requested vidya descriptions in 5 words. I count 30 words, so that means 6 games.
You're a cunt for playing
It is Dragon Age: Origins
>>340735085
Lots of Chinese men die.
WE WUZ KANGS AND SHIEET
>>340738667
>You are a purple dragon
Spyro
>Two groups kicking a ball
Fifa or another footie game.
>Control the lives of family
Sims.
The rest are much harder.
The Jews create aliens.
>>340735085
civ 5
WE WUZ ALIEN KANGZ *fart*
>>340740071
You got those right. 3/6.
>>340738667
>You have a talking sword
Skyward Sword
>You fight giant rock creatures
Shadow of the Colossus?
>>340738667
>You fight giant rock creatures
SoTC
>>340738667
>Roadie transfers to mythical place
Brutal Legend
Like Dark Souls, but shit
>Pluck soldiers from the ground
>Travel galaxy to get home
>Push q to win game
>Oh my god, a bomb
>>340735085
don't level up old jedi-woman
>>340740390
Lords of the Fallen was total shit.
>>340735643
Dark messiah
>>340740272
>>340740336
Correct.
>>340740268
>Skyward Sword
Might have a talking sword, never played it, but that's not the game I was thinking about.
>>340740065
blackventure bros ?
son fight dad fight grandad
>>340740510
Bingo
>>340740390
Dark souls 2bloodborne
>>340735085
explosions everywhere dismember to win
>>340740610
I'm annoyed that I paid for it, but fuck did I complete it three times just to make sure.
>>340740757
I want to say Dead Space 3, never played it though
>>340740807
I bought it, played for about 5 hours, couldn't hack any more.
>baby dies, mercenary kills Mother
>>340735085
First-person titanomachy in space!
>>340739746
spec ops?
ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY QTE MAN
>>340735085
Kill aliens and that shit
>>340740969
Halo, eh kills aliens
>teenage mercenary loves bratty slut
>>340740961
Well done
>>340740856
I liked the weight of the character and animations, but the physics never matched. Also all the designs of the monsters were fuck awful.
>amnesiac smartass kills an angel
God was alien with AIDS.
>>340735292
beyond 2 souls?
>crybaby athlete must kill father
>>340741323HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>military chick loves a shota
>Star Wars, but more fantasy
>>340740580
Tekken
>you die after first boss
>>340741558
Demon's Souls
Gothic horror co-starring ayyy lmaos.
>>340740963
Asura's Wrath.
Jump cancel shoot dash repeat.I actually love the game.
Hero, your health is low
>moralfag versus politics, actually demons
>>340735085
I am the fucking mailman
>Take drugs to be happy
>>340741667
Final fantasy tactics
>>340741589
Nopeit's not available on a current gen system
>>340741667Shadow the Hedgehog
Big nigger, blonde twink slut
anu cheeki breeki iv damke
>>340735241
deadly premonition
>>340741762
Demon's Souls isn't available on a current gen system
>>340741741
Bingo
>>340741786
Anarchy Reigns/Max Anarchy?Because niggers don't get bigger than that and that game probably had at least one blonde twink slut.
Dreaming blue man wants to remake the world in his image.
>>340741818
Well its not DeS regardless
>>340739643
>6 games
>>340741926
Might be
>>340741885
Ooops, missed the 5 word part.
>>340741885
NOT FIVE WORDS
four victims and one psycho
>>340738667
>Talking sword
Transistor.
Racing, nazi killing potato man
Punch the mentally ill in the face.
>>340741883
No
Guess again
>>340742101
can you count?
>>340742047
Correct
>>340741940
You're right. I didn't sleep much. 35 words, 7 games.
>>340740453PLEASE RESPOND
>>340741181
Alternatively,
>cuck dead bestfriend, kill angel
>>340738667
>Roadie transfers to mythical place
Brutal Legend?
>>340735085
Fuck, I just realized that Fallout 3 is reversed Taken
>>340735085
British ball vs robot chick
government worker humiliates transgender people.
>>340740453
>Pluck soldiers from the ground
pikmin
>Push q to win game
Shadow of Mordor
>Oh my god, a bomb
Pic related
Try managing short drunken idiots
>>340742156
Sorry, didn't notice the five word limit.
>>340742305
>yes
>maybe?
not what I had in mind
>do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>340742318
Dwarf Fortress?
>>340741250
Nope. Its pic related.
>>340741497
you got it
Get revenge from Cthulhu
>>340742232
see >>340740336
Correct.
>>340742370
I dunno then, Asura's Wrath?
>>340735085
Cool demon-sword fights, lame writing
do not open the sarcophagus
>>340742381
ye
that was too easy
>>340742318
Lemmings?
>>340738667
>talking sword
LoZ:Skyward sword?
Fetal alcohol syndrome simulator 2006
![165[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/3HnpFTj.png "165[1].png")
>>340742436
pic related is what I was thinking of
God damn nazis killing people
>>340742460STOP FUCKING SPOILING THE GAME FFS RETARDS AAAAAAAAAAA
>>340741558
Revengeance?
>>340740963
God of War
>>340742661
Yes
>>340742618
Not what I had in mind
>>340738667
>You are a purple dragon
SpyroWell done, you fucker, that was a nice way to harvest (You)s
>wolfs hunt in packs, arisen
Tim Burton's summer camp.
>>340738667
>Your hand has a pet
Black & White
>>340739840
Dragon Age: Origins
>>340735085
Where did my money go?
>hit it until dead, cats
WE ARE THE SPACE MARINES
Make music video's for Satan.
>>340742120
Final Fantasy VII then?
>>340742304
I'm curious, what game? I can't even come close to putting it together
>>340742824
Steam Summer Sale
fuckboi saves world, nobody cares
>>340742552
All wolfensteins
>>340742824
Mighty Number 9.
>>340742796
Correcto. Any with that, all of my games were guessed.
What is this green stuff?
Shouldn't have hacked that AI.
rescue children or eat them
>>340742460
>not opening
some people just want to watch the world burn
>>340735085
Like Minecraft with no Apaches
>>340743002
System Shock
>>340743014
Bioshock
Save the galaxy from genocide
Coffee pot saves the day
Fight yourself, only not really
Fight a glorified rocking chair
Make final boss kill itself
Sit down, talk to fire
Why's he using a car?
Defeat aliens using worse aliens.
>>340741472
W40K: Dawn of War?
pizza lover goes ape shit
guy with a divine arm
Explosions, Ninjas, gibs and murder
Lady with pubes for clothes
Truman Show but with sentai
lots of wicked in house
sluts in island play v-ball
15 fucking years for this?
jiggle physics tech: the game
local kid screams girlfriend's name
Irish dude blows shit up
>>340743035
fucking yes
>>340742867
Yep
>>340742734I'm not looking for (You)s, but for giving anons a good time. I'd be glad to have a single reply listing all of the answers together than have people answer the same things over and over.See >>340740071
>>340743032
Yeah.
>>340742304
>>340742883
Probably Papers, Please
>>340742896
Isn't this literally every Sonic or Final Fantasy game ever?Or basically any NES game at all. YOU HAVE PROOVED THE JUSTICE OF OUR CULTURE.
>>340743221
ahh, that makes sense
>>340742585
>>340743016
correct
>kill demons, fuck the toaster
>>340742940
Top kek
>>340743063
>Make final boss kill itself
Mother 3
>>340743137
>Lady with pubes for clothes
Bayo
>>340742867
Huh, that's actually hilarious
>>340743137
>Lady with pubes for clothes
Bayonetta
>sluts in island play v-ball
>jiggle physics tech: the game
DOA something?
>15 fucking years for this?
Duke Nukem Forever
boring fuck stops evil pmc
>>340742509
Obrivion
SUN THE SUN THE SUN
island with pissing off cats
A half demon reimagined, smoker
>kawaii uguu~ hijacks your mech
TO ALL SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKER
Halloween anime slut smackdown extravaganza.
>>340743063
>Fight yourself, only not really
super mario sunshine?
>>340738667
>You have a talking sword
Did they make a Dave the Barbarian videogame?
>>340743594
Titty ninjas?
My bro cut my hand
Reinforcements? I am the reinforcements.
>>340743063
>Why's he using a car?
sonic all stars racing thingy
>Save the galaxy from genocide
mass effect
>>340743594
Lollipop Chainsaw?
pokemon rip-off tribal style
>>340743649
>Dave the Barbarian
Now that's something I haven't thought of in a long time
>rip and tear all enemies
>your right hand comes off?
>shoot guns and be badass™
>>340743521
Sunless Sea
and then door hack me
>>340743821
e.y.e
>poetic jackass causes friends' deaths
>>340743857
yes
>>340743883
Dear Esther?
greed is good one million
>>340743708
Nope. Way older.
>fight mechs with robot waifu
I must kill the demons!
>>340743924
Not quite
>>340743663
Nope.
I'll give you two a hint: it's a Capcom game.
>>340744087
doom?
>furry Zelda with space dinosaurs
>they looked like monsters to you?
>1. Goddamnit, just fuck Gandhi, man.
>2. Minimum wage for this shit?
>3. Gravel-voiced Hispanic destroys everything
>4. Racist or dipshit: the choice
>5. Balloon popper and drowning simulator
>6. Aliens! Better destroy the city.
>7. Visit London; it's always dreary
>8. Empty swingsets, propaganda: ah, home
>9. Supremacist or dipshit: the fight
>10. No blankets, food, life, hope
>11. Ninja sorcerer whales on people
>12. Card game with exploration sidequest
>13. Hell doesn't want ME back
>14. Brother, I hardly knew ye
>15. Naked and I must cry
>16. Disappointment and poorly made penises
>17. British: "I can do this!"
>18. Monsters, candles, and creepy notes
>19. One-eyed fucker receives justice
>20. Speedy thing gets out, escapes
>>340744253
Starfox Adventures ofc
>>340744396
>12
Final Fantasy VIII
>16
GTA V
>>340744543
You got it
>>340744396
>1. Goddamnit, just fuck Gandhi, man.
Civ V
>>12. Card game with exploration sidequest
Witcher 3
>>340744396
>8. Empty swingsets, propaganda: ah, home
Half Life 2
>11. Ninja sorcerer whales on people
Space Station 13
>19. One-eyed fucker receives justice
Dead Space 2
>>340744396
2. Papers, Please.
Blow shit up, parachute away
>>340743089
Not quite
>>340744396
>6. Aliens! Better destroy the city.
EDF?
>13. Hell doesn't want ME back
Doom
>18. Monsters, candles, and creepy notes
Amnesia?
>>340741558
Paper Mario.
>>340744990
Just Cause
>>340744634
No to both.
>>340744670
Yes.
>>340744834
Yes to 8, no to other ones.
>>340744897
No.
>>340745125
Yes to 13, 18, no to 6.
>>340745207
Nope
Get a message,kill people
>Look at excel spreadsheets zzzz
>green vs blue! dicks everywhere!
>I'm space asshole with sledgehammer
>Endured horrible surgery in first-person
>You are master of unlocking
>>340745457
Oblivion?
>>340744396
10. Oregon Trail?
>scan, backtrack, kill haphazard aliens
>>340745457
Hotline Miami
>>340745657
No.
>>340745490
>
>
Red Faction Guerrila
Dead Space 2
Resident Evil (PS1 original)
>>340735085
dosent matter, it was fun.
>>340745673
Metroid prime
>>340745678
right
>>340735085
I don't want to find more copper.
>>340745765
>yes
>dead space is third-person anon
>yes
King says be the Avatar
I'll just do it with one letter
L
>>340735085
>Retards thought he was white.
>>340746070
Tetris
>>340746114
>>340745798
We made it, nigga
Play cards and find daughter
>>340746098
Argentina, Finland, America, Brittain?
Only praised because it's exclusive.
Land on planet, become autistic.
GIBSMEDAT GUBMET CHECK WITE BOI
Dumbasses ruin every stealth mission
>>340746328
Top kek but wrong.
Edge, Edge, Edge, Edge, Edge
Shoot a lot of aliens
>>340735085
My daughter was just kidnapped.
>>340745490
>Horrible surgery in first person
That Stroggification process is nasty as fuck
>>340745490
>EVE Online (but the spreadsheets meme needs to die)
>Ace of Spades
>Red Faction Guerrila
>Outlast: Whistleblower
>???
>>340740268
>Talking sword
Tales of Destiny, PS1
Bunch of worthless fucking cunts.
>develop weapons and kills aliens
>2013 for sure, I promise
>>340746407
Space engineers
>>340746547
Ding ding ding!
>>340746580
>yes
>yes
others were already answered
>>340746453
payday?
>>340746665
>space engineers
Wrong, but also true
>>340746098
Far cry 4?
>>340746665
>develop weapons and kills aliens
Xcom
Dude rocket bunny stance lmao
>>340742852
WE'LL ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY
AND IF YOU THINK WE CAN'T
WE'LL
>>340746496
Catherine
Your sister is a dyke.
Radioactive mutagen party hour.
Bigger. Better. Faster. Still weebshit.
>>340747119
Gone Home
STALKER?
Senran Kagura?
>>340740570
Transistor maybe?
>>340738667
>You have a talking sword
Sonic and the Black Knight?
>>340744396
>>4. Racist or dipshit: the choice
Stellaris
>>340746869
yep!
>>340746765
Factorio then
>>340747289
No.
>>340746665
>2013 for sure, I promise
Purse owner 5
>>340735085
I must find Liam Neeson.
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>>340747298
YES
>>340738667
>You have a talking sword
Baldur's Gate 2
Stonemen vs viking with horns
Poor people beat you up
>>340747225
Yes.
No.
No.
