ITT reasons why you haven't offed yourself yet.
>>340734594
>a remake / remaster
off yourself. real men look forward to 2077
>Family/friends and the impact it would have on them, regardless of how valueless I may perceive myself to be
>There's always video games to keep me distracted, and even if nothing good comes out for the next 10 years, I have a backlog/replays to keep me busy
>Maybe eventually I can become a cool cyborg if I stay alive long enough
>>340734594
I believe suicide is both selfish and cowardly. Also I'm not suicidal.
NieR: Automata and Persona 5.
>Both delayed until 2017;_;
>>340734594
I too await for the apotheosis of mankind where we then achieve singularity and shed our mortal bodies.
i dont fucking know
Bannerlord is the only correct answer.
>>340734861
It's not a remake, it's system shock 3
Deep down we are all waiting for a good survival minecraft that ends up working like a simulation that pulls us away from real life and into a new world.
>>340734594
MGSV Kojimer Chapter 3 Ruse Cruise E3 2016
>inb4 delusional
better than being suicidal
>>340737018
Deep Down sucks
It would make my mom, my dad and my brother really sad
Bannerlord.
>>340736312
ANON
IS THAT A FPS ON THE VITA
DONT BE FUCKING WITH ME NOW
>>340734594
I haven't actually had fun with a game in so long, I forgot what genuine enjoyment was like.
>>340734594
Hoping CDprojekt will actually make that cyberpunk game at some point
>>340736786
DON'T TELL ME THIS IS TRUE!
Because I enjoy living.
Those who wallow in cynicism have no one else to blame when they end up unhappy.
To see Kojima's new game
Seeing the end of Jojolion
if anything good doesn't come out after that yeah I'm probably gonna tie a noose to the back of my truck and put it on cruise control while i'm in it
>>340734594
Depression is a hell of a drug.
My loving girlfriend.
>>340734594
Artorias is wrecking my shit. This situation must be rectified through superiority of violence.
>>340737307
>ultra-optimists always felating themselves over their ability to gobble shit every day with a smile on their face like they're 'sticking it' to someone somehow.
You're legitimately the second biggest faggots people have to deal with; Only barely beneath tranny degenerates.
not even joking this is the only thing keeping me from an heroing myself
and now that its finally announced with a release date the end is finally in sight
>>340734861
I didn't care about making it to the end of the year but now maybe a Skyrim remaster. If that happens then my ultimate fantasy has possibility, a new HD version of Morrowind. I guess I'll have to live another 10 years.... Fuck
That is hl3.
However, killzone for Vita is pretty good
Cyberpunk 2077
Battlefield 1
Civilization VI
Escape from Tarkov
future GTA
>>340734594
Unless they show anything new this E3, this thing won't probably be released until 2019 since the devs are busy with other stuff.
>>340737583
dont do it anon.
dont you want to play Untold 3?
>>340737753
ive already replayed EOIII a million times and both untold story modes were literally cancer so im good
>>340734594
My wife
I'm only still around because offing yourself is a cowards way out. Also because I've recently had to step into some big shoes at work and even though it's exhausting, at least I finally feel challenged again.
1 : i have some ice cream left in the freeze
2 : e3 is at hand, might as well see if anything comes up
3 : 1 year and 3 weeks before my wizards power finally manifest themselves
i don't know man, gotta hold up a little while longer
>>340737914
>I'm voting for Trump!
I think you need to off yourself and her
>>340734594
The real MGSV will be revealed at E3 this year.
The hope that one day, ONE DAY I will get a gf
>>340738094
Fuck off back to Mexico Paco
Nobody can threaten my wife
>episode 3
>new Tribes after HiRez selling the IP
I want to believe.
>>340737884
>literally cancer
Stay in reddit, please.
>>340734594
The Mandate literally looks like my dream game. If it ends up being even half as good as I'm hoping it'll be, it'll be awesome.
>>340738237
How do you expect that to happen, anon? Do you have a job, do you go to uni? Do you somehow have friends who invite you to house parties and such? Mind sharing details on how you could get a gf?
asking because I'm a kissless virgin loser who needs to find a gfor bf
>>340734594
Playing the "Final" Final Fantasy
>>340737608
>skyrim remaster
Just play the PC version now.
>>340734594
I´m too much of a coward to either kill myself or do something about my life.
>>340738532
I'm not the same guy, but I literally ran into a girl that I went to primary school with in the supermarket. We got to talking and hanging out for coffees a bit after that. At the moment we both hang out midweek on our days off playing some vidya, oldschool stuff like mariokart and pokemon stadium. She's a bit of a weeb so I let her go on a bit about anime that she likes and I pitch in with the few that I have knowledge about. She loaned me her N64 so she comes over to my place to play. It's pretty fun, we make a whole day of it, go shopping for food, cook some cool shit for dinner (She can't cook tho, it's all me), watch Yugi-O abridged for lulz and stuff. I'm probably gonna ask her out in the next couple of weeks or so.
Thanks for reading my blog anon, just get out there more often, you never know who you'll run into!
>>340737914
Is it out yet?
>>340738237
>only reason not killing yourself is for a gf
love is shit, people are shit, find something you enjoy that doesn't rely on others
>>340738423
>hamfisting shitty characters that totally ruin one of the key features of Etrian games
>changing the difficulty to extreme casual mode with the classes you are given (not so much with gunner but holy fuck fafnir is retarded)
>shitty voice acting (but really thats just an atlus USA thing)
>fucking spoiling the big twist in the intro cutscene
fuck off the story mode is cancer and i stand by that statement
>>340738979
Never everyes and it was the best fap of my life
>>340734594
i do what i do best for muh waifu
i endure
>>340737567
Please, I'm not even an ultra-optimist, I couldn't have any more of a neutral outlook on life. The world's full of shit and a lot of it simply can't be fixed, but that's no reason to just lie down and want to die without enjoying what's left over.
Turok 2 remaster, Trump's presidency, and that my 2 year dry spell is finally about to end. All is well.
>>340736671
Your life as an intelligent monkey isn't that important.
Cowardice and selfishness don't exist after death, don't kid yourself.
I'm waiting for my rap career to take off
I'm scared of OP.
>>340738336
>you must be mexican if you're smart enough to dislike Trump
>>340736312
anon what have you done
anon post more
i know what that is anon
For the sake of my family, but after nearly 10 years, as much as I try not to, its turning into resentment.
>>340738579
>implying there will ever be a "final" Final Fantasy
>>340734594
CDPR and Piranha Bytes teaming up to make Gothic 4
I just want to die in peace
Half Life 3 and Kingdom Hearts 3
Based Valve will keep me alive forever!
;_;
drugs
They just kind of announced SS3 and then have said nothing about it. What's the deal with that?
My family, friends and gf.
some day...it will come back to us in the form a glorious 3D rendered environment filled with beautiful landmarks, breathtaking camera angles and a challenge to put our qualms to rest.or they could just fuck it up like they do to everything
>>340734594
I have a good life?
>>340740285
>browsing /v/
>have a good life
choose one
>>340740285
faggot
>>340739380
Yeah, yeah, nothing's actually important, big fucking deal.
Time's eventually going to kill me anyway, so there's no point in throwing away my only century or so of self-awareness early.
>>340740285
Who are you asking?
>>340740285
>not having Major Depressive Disorder
wew lad
>>340738094
>summerfags
Nothing
>>340738971
That's pretty adorable
>>340736786
P5 is coming out on Valentine's Day, that's not so bad
>>340736312
Uh...
>>340737326
>Seeing the end of Jojolion
I've gotten to the part with the GPS, am I almost at the part where shit starts making any goddamn sense?
>>340741328
>>340741328
more
>>340734594
Kind of scared but also it's just a hassle.
Either way I ordered my helium tank and CPAP mask yesterday so I'm going to get modestly drunk, get in bed and listen to some nice music and die.
>>340734594
Persona 5 and I want to see if Marvel's films can stick the landing with Infinity War. After that I guess it'll depend on what video games and Star Wars films are coming out.
>>340741593
Goodnight, anon.
>>340734594
Let me tell you a short story Op.
I'm an actor, not very successful because work is hard to come by for a guy my stature.
When I finished my performance for Alice in wonderland. I was the duchess, yes the ugly sister to the Queen of hearts, I was often over looked as a character and performer. We had to do a meet and greet as the characters. One little girl was asked who her favorite was and she said the duchess. I was never been someone's favorite before.
>>340736312
m8
you better not be fucking with me here
Saving for a vive so I can play comfy space sims and forget about life.
>>340742056
At least VR will be good for jerking off but nothing else
>>340734594
Because I beat the Fume Knight on my third try
>tfw
>>340734594
I hope that in the future i can be with my waifu
>>340734594
not a pussy
>>340741772
Thanks.
>>340742501
If you're not a pussy you should be brave enough to kill yourself
>>340736312
looks like that retarded gunmodel and map from the closure modnice b8
>>340739118
Spoonfeed?
>>340742501
Yet you seem to be really scared of dying.
>>340737171
But it's shit.
How have you been having fun with it? Explain.
im a really cool person with a few good friends and loving family. my life doesnt suck half as bad as it used to, and the world is a generally beautiful place, despite its flaws.
i also want more pussy before i die, thats a good reason, right? sorta sick of pic related
>>340740892
>he doesn't like a meme
>he must be summer
Trump's entire campaign is a horrible meme, and /v/ would definitely start hating it if he becomes elected. Not necessarily because of his policies; he'd just be popular enough for this board's contrarianism to trigger.
The two best games of the year just released, why would I ever be sad?
Mountain Blayde Flag Master
>>340738094
kill yourself gomez
>>340743103
>the internet is contrarian and there exists no reason for people to not like something
when will this may may cease to exist
>>340743103
You have to go back, Paco
>expecting SS3 to not be Bioshock 4: Space boogaloo
It's too late for you
>>340743103
fuck off Hernandez
>>340736312
wtf is this garbage
>>340734594
>dude, I'm like SOOO suicidal right now, it's not even funny
Puberty is a tough time for everyone, anon.
>>340742501
>not a pussy
> is scared of death
kek that's ultra beta cuck pussy
>>340734594
I'm waitin on dat new Deus Ex my nig
Berserk hasn't finished yet
I expect to live forever
>>340734594
survival instinct plus it would be painful and I don't like pain (even poisons can put you into shock)
Legitimately was dead set on killing myself back in 2014 then for some reason out of the blue everything just clicked in place for me.
>Got out of working fast food, got a decent new job
>Fell for the get a girlfriend meme and somehow have kept it going for 2 years and counting
>Made some new friends
>Got accepted into volunteering jobs and university courses I'm passionate about.
The cynical part of me is waiting for all of the above to fall apart around me, but I'm enjoying it to much to off myself.
>>340739546
>thinks Trump is a bad choice
>smart
Lol
>>340734594
sawako exists
>>340737065
No, they don't give a fuck about you, you piece of shit.
>>340734594
Orgasms and laughing feels too good.
Food tastes too good.
I'm too curious of where it's all going.
I don't want my son to suffer the burden of losing his dad at a young age.
Fuck video games. They've been trash for years.
>>340736312
WHAT WHERE TELL US MORE DON'T BE THAT GUY COME OOOOOON
>>340745958
>Fuck video games. They've been trash for years.
What are you doing here then anon?
>>340734594
I'd rather be alive than dead you know.
![One_Week_Friends_Screengrab[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XssKu3A.jpg "One_Week_Friends_Screengrab[1].jpg")
>>340745801
Decent taste, aniki.
>>340745995
Kidding myself into thinking otherwise.
>>340745801
>exists
Bannerlord.
Or that Cyberpunk game made by Witcher devs but i aint heard shit about that since PERSONALRESPONSIBILITY.
>>340738426
>The Mandate
RELEASE DATE WHEN?
![giphy[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/aMVe8Ip.gif "giphy[1].gif")
>>340746121
>>340743752
>>340743457
>literally all they have
easier than thinking for yourself I guess
>>340734594
gay furry porn
>>340746402
It's more than you have in your home villiage
>>340743103
The 'contrarianism' comes from who wants to censor vidya.
When everyone here hated on bush its because you had conservashits trying to ban vidya because muh gunz. Now you have libshits trying to ban vidya because muh sexisms.
music.
basket ball.
video games.
would been dead a long time ago without music.
>>340734594
I swore an oath not to unless it becomes really physically unbearable and that is not likely. So it'll be either the disease that kills me or getting evicted and dying from exposure during the winter.
>>340734594
ill never finish formulating the plat of my over arching story that spans the the genesis of the stories world, the rise and fall of humanity as we know it, the rebirth into the high fantasy setting, and then high fantasy setting giving way to the super science settings, with the potential of Armageddon happening again due to one super crazy Goddess that was struck down long ago returning and unleashing the unholy hordes against the world in the super science setting.
>>340746613
is your favorite artist Eminem or Tech9, by any chance?
>>340736312
NEVER EVER EVEEEEEEEEEER
My family and a few friends.I recently got diagnosed with IBS and every day I live in extreme pain. I probably won't live to see the end of this year.
>>340746814
no, i actually listen to punk. basket ball was more of something that kept me alive in my youth.
>he said basketball, he must be a hip-hop black person MUH basketball Amuricanz
>>340746548
>libshits trying to ban vidya because muh sexisms
has there ever been any attempt to ban a game on the grounds of it being "sexist" though? I see a lot of complaints about "sexism" in games but no calls for banning them
>>340740074
But Anon, there already was a Gothic 4.
Well I finished Fire Emblem Fates, all i have left is Kingdom Hearts 2.8, KH3, FFXV, and Zelda UX. After I finish those, I'm running my car at 100mph into a police station. This world is fucked. Blah blah blah dont do it your life is worth so much xD! Fuck that bullshit. No one gives a goddamn about you except your family, and even then they only care out of obligation. If you dont win the genetic lottery, no girl or boy would ever love you for you ( and i lost, im fucking black). If you dont win the genetic lottery, you will never be smart enough to get a good job ( i have double digit IQ). And without a good job, you have no hope of life. Just eternal slavery for peanuts. But oh well. Life is inherently unfair. No use in bitching about a universal constant. Just bring the video games, let me finish them, then I'm checking out of this shithole.
God, why did you curse me to be a nigger?
>>340738094
kill yourself you wetback.
>>340734594
1: too scurred
2: ???
>>340746926
Eh, it's more of a 'soft ban' they want games that they don't like to stop being made, change entirely, or the market for them to drop dead. Had they their way, it would effectively be the same.
I guess i should have said censor rather than ban.
>been a neet for the past 8 and a half months
>never had a job
>dad just got fired from his job of 20 years
I don't know what's going to happen but I can't find the energy to carehelp
>>340737914
>not changing the japanese too
you tried.
>>340734861
it's not a remake you retard
>tfw borderline
pussy ass niggas
Hedonistic pleasures, mostly.
I've tried all the normie shit, dated, slept around, even worked full time, moved out and got married. It's all fucking terrible and none of it was as simple and enjoyable as being NEET. But the grass is always greener and once you go back, you miss having a bit of money. If I cared just a bit more, I'd formulate some way to earn a minimum wage salary at home, but I'm too busy fapping and shitposting.
I'm just gonna keep doing this until I die or am forced back out into that shitshow.
>>340747154
I got a job age 22 after 3 years unemployment and my only other job being 6 weeks over summer. Over 100 applications a month average. In that time i got 3 interviews. I started working 7 months ago and my life has never been better.
Persevere senpai. The light at the end of the tunnel is bright and warm. The hard part is the interviews. Also, try go for seasonal / short term positions and try to finagle your way into making it full time.
>>340747532
Why not just get a job that has you working 2-3 days a week? That's enough to cover my bare minimum cuppa noodle shareflat semi-NEET life covered.
>>340747740
It's complex, really. A lot of phobias piled on top of laziness piled on top of this weird NEET schedule I hold. It makes leaving the house for an extended period of time or during normal hours pretty tough.
I'm pretty minimal though and I really don't need much money. It's mostly that my parents buy shitty food or stuff I'm too lazy to cook, so most of my income I can drum up goes to eating. Other than that, all I really want with dosh at the moment is a new GPU.
>>340748054
How did you manage a full time job? With great difficulty?
Regardless good luck brah we're all gonna make it.
>>340734594
I just want to see where this trainwreck of a life leads me.
>>340734594
>ITT reasons why you haven't offed yourself yet.
because i'm a coward oh wait this isn't /r9k/
>>340740498
whatever floats your boat man
>>340748323
It's really hard to describe, but I've always had this weird as hell phobia of vomiting ever since I was a kid. It didn't used impact my life much, but somewhere around the stress of all that work and being married, it turned into a great source of anxiety. Ever since, anything that makes me anxious makes me fear I'll be sick, and I've kind of developed a fear of being outside too long, so it all kind of clicks together into one big shitstorm of 'Oh fuck, I gotta get back home to feel better'.
Blog over, thanks brah.
>>340734594
I keep making up excuses and playing games saying, "when I finish this playthrough, I'll an hero", but that day never comes because there's awlays a new game to play.
thanks for reminding me of it faggot.
Her.....
Eva 3.0+1.0
Real reasons:
>Not a coward, would never take mine or someone elses life
>Have great friends and family
>Have a great wife who i've known for 16 years.
>Good paying job, successful career
>I enjoy spending time with you faggots
/v/ reason:
Nier and Persona 5 in 2017, ZTD in 2 weeks. Still holding a sliver of hope that Wii-U isnt my last Nintendo console
>>340734594
I gotta wait for my game to flop and my grandmother to kick the bucket. She's on oxygen 24/7 now and I've got about 6 months left on the game.
>>340734594
I havnt beat bloodborne yet
My waifu
>>340734594
Because I want to provide for my wife's son
![spymaps_rooftop_retreat_18_3570111[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cjNj4Ii.jpg "spymaps_rooftop_retreat_18_3570111[1].jpg")
>>340736312
Nice try buddy.
>>340734594
The fact that I'm not Anthony Burch
>>340749515
>>340749476
http://www.fansshare.com/gallery/photos/15174419/spymaps-rooftop-retreat/?displaying
>>340736456
Same, also have about $5,000 to burn on a new pc and monitors. I'm pretty excited about that. Still picking parts and waiting on new hardware releases though.
I was waiting for the Liru titty game to come out.
See you later, anons. Don't keep me waiting long.
My medium rig only let's me play at low-to-med quality not even in 1080p and 60fps I have to experience the zenith of true gaming before I perish in this world
>>340749476
BTFO
>>340740285
reee
>>340734594
video games, if I didn't have them then anime, if I didn't have that then manga, if not that then I'd probably get a cat and when my cat gets old and dies I would have no reason to live anymore so rip me.
>>340738653
Nobody cares about pc you attention starved, insecure little retard.
>>340750386
>>340734594
I finally got paid for playing a video game
>>340742716
Go to /h/ and read the sticky
Gunvolt 2
Next Kirby game
Neptune
Senran Kagura
Stuff I haven't played yet
>Witcher 3 is over
>Phantom Pain was a mistake
Fuck videogames
I'm planning on studying next year, at the age of 24. Won't start making money again until I'm 30, but at least I might have a decent job and a career worth pursuing then.
If this one, final attempt to fix my shit goes wrong, I'll steal a Porsche or GTR or something from one of the rich fucks in the nearby suburbs, then die in a glorious car chase across the country.
>>340747213
>Implying it's not changed
YOU CAN'T PROVE IT
>>340739436
>waiting
Make it happen, Cap'n
>>340743103
YOU SAID NEO /V/ WASN'T REAL YOU SAID IT WASN'T REALLLLLLLLL
patiently waiting for ntrpg3 so I can get cucked hard and fap to it
