>pushing the VoIP button to laugh
>making bong sounds in the mic
>>340734514
>pushing the VoIP button to talk
>Not paying a small, fragile street urchin to press your VoIP button or move your straw closer to your mouth
>>340734514
>2016
>not using voice activation
I use the voip when I cough
>voice activation on
>hear some faggot eating popcorn, farting and burping in the background
>>340734514
>push to talk
>>340734514
>being too scared to use the mic
>being a dumb amerikike who fights for the rights of every dyke
>>340734952
>hear all of that
>hear their entire family visiting
>hear the entire animal kingdom in the room with them
>hear every tv channel on in the room with them
>hear music playing
>>340735131
>somewhere in the distance the faint sound of mariachi trumpets are playing
>>340735131
>>340735181
eric simply eric
>dzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>[incomprehensible mumbling]
>dzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>120p music youtube music-video plays in the background
>>340734514
>that one friend who refuses to put on his headset because it's "uncomfortable" and uses his shitty webcam mic or whatever instead
>>340735298
>sounds like the guy is in a fucking wind tunnel
no motherfucker we CANT hear what you're saying
>her Mon walks in the room o clean his room
>her mom caught the kid staring at her ass
>she gets naked and gives him a blowjob
>they start having baby making sex
>you can hear the kid moan and fill her moms pussy with cum
>his dad was pressing the VoIP button the whole time
Woah
>>340735265
Shut up Julio.
>using VOIP to say WOOOOOOW when you die
>>340735368
>the guy who refuses to use anything but his speakers and all audio loops like fucking crazy
>people who don't move away from the mic to breathe in
>Keyboard noises being louder than them talking
>voice activation
>he has a fan
>>340734514
>Not doing this
Usually if someone is giving me shit in game after I kill them I turn on my mic and just let out a long evil villain laugh for a good two to three minutes. Frequently causes people to ragequit.
>>340735463
English not your native language, champ?
>>340735368
>that one friend who uses a shitty headset instead of a standing mic
>>340735502
>his voice comes through as a mumble while the game from the speakers sound like grenades going off
>>340735608
>hold up i'm just gonna write this 500 page essay with an open mic and a mechanical keyboard
>start voice chat
>ask if there is a problem with audio loop since I use speakers
>no man its good
>few hours later, stop
>some guy mentions I should look into audio loop
>>340735828
No, me was burn and raised California
Why do you ask?
>>340735828
looks like an average american's level of english desu
>>340734790
>letting others hear your mom screaming at you as she barges your door opn
>>340734514
>VoIP button
Don't you mean PTT button?
>>340736515
>pushing he button assigned in the VoIP program to trigger the PTT action to laugh
>>340735917
>spending extra money on a seperate mic and headphones for no reason
>>340736685
headsets weigh extra, break all the time and a standing mic is often better quality but whatever floats your boat
>>340736685
you're going to be spending extra money when the headset inevitably breaks like they always do
>using voice
>>340737006
>He has a keyboard
*pushes mic key*
*takes a sick bong rip*
ahhhhh what a buzz!!
*lets go of mic key*
>>340735608
>>340736064
>Several people tell them about it politely, suggest they reduce the mic pickup range
>takatakatakatakatakatakaclunktakatakatakatakatakaclunk
>>340737386
nobody does that
>>340737713
i do
>>340737713
except me
>>340737713
I do, but with vapes.
>>340734615
>drink from juice box
>pretend it's a bong
>not using push to talk
>can hear him autistically screaming at his mum and calling her a bitch
>adult male voice yelling how he shouldn't talk to his mum like that
>calls his dad a nigger
>yelling louder and uninterpretable now
>sounds of a scuffle
>loud thump
>everyone stopped playing to see how this unfolds
>his character has been standing still for 2 minutes
>[Player] has disconnected.
I hope he learnt his lesson.
>involuntarily push the VOIP button when you sneeze
I'm so sorry mumble famiglia
>are you on the outside of a plane
>no my fan is pointed at my mic
>oh, okay
>People who burp into their mic
I bought a mechanical keyboard just to annoy people who call me while I'm doing schoolwork.
>>340739198
>summer heat
>have fan on to not die
>dude get on teamspeak
>turn of fan so I can join
>the heat of the still air hits me
>change to push to talk and every time I want to say something turn of my fan.
>>340740093
You are a good guy!
>>340740157
problem is you need both hands. Need my left hand to push for talk but my right hand to switch of the fan. At that point its probably faster to just type but then they whine I should talk.
>>340734514
its actually a reflex when playing games now, i push it whenever i make a sound, i wouldnt be surprised if most people do as well
>>340734514
>girl joins server
>starts singing
>it's actually pretty good
>everyone vote kicks her
EVERY TIME
>>340738308
hahahaha
>>340741832
Surprised that webm didn't cut to her porn shoot like all the others.
Also, I can understand kicking the singing girls, despite how beautiful it may sound.
The channel is a way for users to communicate, having someone come in and essentially spam the channel with singing becomes disruptive.
>>340741832
wasn't that girl on GDP?
>>340741832
pretty good is relative
if shes not there to play the game gtfo
>>340741832
>bitch joins server
>starts screeching into the mic to annoy everyone
>GIVE ME ATTENTION LOOK AT ME IM A GIRL STOP EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING
>everyone vote kicks her
EVERY TIME
I am too scared to use mic since people will shout underage to me. :^(
>>340741832
>girl uses voicechat to warn of a bastion
>2 guys in the chat immediately start asking her shit
As much as I hate most women in videogames I do feel bad for the few that actually want to play vidya but cant use voicechat without people aping out.
>>340742007
>implying you can't do both
if you can't even reverse pubstomp while drunk then something is seriously wrong with you.
>>340734514
>Activating voices
>>340742678
>reverse pubstomp
wat
>while drunk
youth alcoholism is a serious societal ill
>>340743013
>To pubstomp: The act of gathering a group of friends in a public lobby with the intention of teaming up against a group of disorganized randoms.
>To reverse pubstomp: The act of lobby-hopping in hopes of finding a lobby with four friends sitting and waiting for the rest of the lobby to fill so that they can pubstomp, and then inviting your other three friends to pose a real challenge to the would-be pubstompers.
>>340735131
>Hear yourself in their mic
Fuck I hate my voice.
u
c
k
>incredibly loud clickety clack typing noises
>suddenly hear a ding
>it's a fucking typewriter
>>340743231
>>340743231
my own voice to myself sounds like a pretty deep voice. But when I hear it back it sounds like a chipmunk getting castrated without anaesthesia. I had mirrors and I hate hearing myself.
>>340743498
It's for everyone. Always thought my voice was nice too until I heard it and it sounds way diferent.
>>340737006
you can't type while you're moving
>>340734514
>that guy with the crying baby
I hate these people
>>340743498
I'm the polar opposite. My voice sounds to me like it's pretty normal, but when it's played back to me it's deep as fuck and I say "faggot" like a britbong
>>340744538
>play with some other guys I met through the game
>it is getting late
>hear them say good night to their parents and promise they wont turn in late
>they leave at 1 oclock
>me and one other dude who like me lives on his own and lost control of his life stays and play till its getting light outside
>Ive become the guy who I used to envy because they could play till whenever
>feel dead inside
>>340743231
>>340743498
>>340743659
>think I sound like a respectable Englishman
>hear my voice back and I sound like the northern monkey I am
My friends from home call me a posho twat and my friends from down south call me a gravy drinking pie fucker.
>>340744364
Someone never played ss13
>>340742632
>put my real gender on steam
>put my selfie as an avatar
>tought I'd get constantly hit by everyone
>people are actually being cool to me
>only like 3 wierdos that wanted to come to my country and see me
It actually went better than I expected desu, I guess with time people got used with girls in vidya, It was almost impossible to play during the CS 1.6 and vanilla WoW as a girl.
>>340747247
LONDON
>>340747356Fuck off /fit/
>>340736924
>>340736809
Look after your stuff you fags
https://youtube.com/watch?v=g2LJ1i7222c
>>340747247
probably because I scammed enough people by pretending to be a grill they thing you are pretending too.
>join /vg/ discord
>get on voice channel
>hear lots of cute voices
>half of them are traps, the other trannies with passable voices and some real man thrown in the mix
>get an uncontrollable boner
>ask for pics on the text channel
>the sluts actually send the, to me
All is good
[fat breathing intensifies]
>>340747893
>>>half of them are traps, the other trannies with passable voices
I too love sepia colored images at weird angles
>>340748457
You what?
>>340748727
how else can you get a non-disgusting image of a trap/tranny
>>340748817
They sent me colored images of them in cute clothes.
Some were really cute, the others just fine, some didn't show face.
I was still surprised though by the amount of hot traps and shemales there, like tenfold of what I expected.
>>340749032
you are posting on an imageboard. Im waiting
>>340736365
> 18+
> living with your parents
Fucking hell anon
>>340749203
I'm posting from a computer in college, I don't have any of the images with me.
I sure love shitposting during my break in study hall.
>>340749275
>leaving your parents at 18+
>with huge student debts
this is why most americans are homeless
>>340734514
>breathing noises
>general bodily functions, worse when people are ill
>PC fan noise
>keyboard typing, worse with mechanical keyboards
>general background noises
>shouting family members/friends
>TV/music in the background
>noise whenever the fat fuck gets up or sits down
>dog barking
99% of people who use voice activation don't have it set up properly so we get to listen to your fucking disgusting shit and/or bullshit which drowns out other people because you're too fucking lazy to push a button on your mouse when you want to talk.
>>340734514
>that guy who always has music leaking through into their mic
>tfw you realise they've been on push to talk all along and were intentionally making everyone listen to a faint, tinny rendition of their favourite tunes
>>340749593
>not leaving your parents if they're neurotic/psychotic as soon as possible
Any adult that has to resort to yelling when dealing with his kids is either mentally deficient or unstable.
>pinoy with open mic on
>hear someone welding and a baby crying in the same room as him
>various shooting sounds coming from this one dude's voice chat
>"dude, is your brother or someone playing CoD or something?"
>"nah, it's just the al-qaida outside"
ookay..
>>340734514
>reaction from "don't tell mom the babysitters dead"
nice...
>>340734514
>Calling it a VoIP button
>>340749852
>>>TV/music in the background
People that run a TV in the background should be shot in the streets
>>340735917
>standing mic
>not getting a modmic with your studio headphones for the best of both worlds
>>340747893
I'm jealous
>be playing
>some dude enters the server and gets on the voice chat
>"hello, would any of you like this anvil!"
>we respond saying we have too many anvils as it is
>"when will i be rid of this anvil!" he exclaims before leaving the server
every. fucking. time
>>340734514
>Using VOIP at all
>Not talking to your friend over voice chat and no one else
One time I did break this rule. We were playing Left 4 Dead because we hadn't played it in 10 fucking years, and we blew dicks at it. This guy joined with a southern accent and began to disparage us. At first we were annoyed, by it become obvious that he knew better than we did. We followed his lead and proclaimed him as our leader. Imagine this with the thickest, dumbest deed-south accent.
>I ain't NEVER be your ONI-CHAN. I ain' never goona notice you, and I ain't never go'on be your sempai. Y'all sicken me. Now git your babblin' brook in the safehouse, HEE-YUMP!
>>340750387
>not calling it the epilogue's knob
>>340750748
Hate it when that happens.
>>340750537
>Using a ModMic on OPEN HEADPHONES
YEAH I SURE LOVE BLASTING MY MUSIC
>>340750858
>>340750919
Does it really pick that up? I keep the music / game volume low anyway, otherwise I cant hear what anyone's saying.
>team mate presses voip button
>johj
>>340743231
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LfwSE65qtC
>>340750146
Someone has never had children...
tfw too shy to talk
>>340752936
>tfw too shy to talk
>but not too shy to make noises
I'm always working up courage to get onto the voice chat, but it dies off so I'll end up making smacking and sniffing sounds.
I'm sorry
>>340752936
>tfw only 20 but been playing with people who are older than me for the past 8 years
>tfw pretending to be at least 18 as a 13 year old so nobody knows you're jailbait
>tfw whenever someone asked to talk over teamspeak or whatever I just said my mic was broken
I'm glad those years are behind me
>>340754196
>tfw be 21
>sound like a 13 year old when speaking english
>be told to get on voice chat several times
>always say I've misplaces my mic
>can't use excuse anymore so I get on
>"dude, we want to talk with you, not your younger brother"
>log off and never return
Why does it have to be like this?
>>340734952
>"Hold on dude I gotta take a shit"
>Sounds of headset being taken off and footsteps
>*Clunk*
>*Plop* *Plop* *Plop*
>"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
>Seconds later
>"Alright dude I'm back"
>>340747247
TITS
or
GTFO
>>340754831
>no sound of pulling of toilet paper
>no sound of flushing
>no sound of washing hands
˃no sound of footsteps back
>no sound of taking headset back on
>
