Shoot myself

The aliens can't kill me if I'm already dead

>>340626296
This.

>>340626296
>>340626312

Do you want to become a zombie? Headcrabs are going to rape your skull and you will shout cries of help for eternity.

>>340626201
I don't remember Barry having that easy of a time in Blue Shift, for some reason he was a fucking ninja magnet.

>>340626404
Headcrabs attach to living people

>>340626201
Become Gordon Freeman.

>>340626296
Can't fault your logic.

Call in sick

Complain about these RIDICULOUS ties.

>>340626201
>Be me in Black mesa
>Taking a dump, take a look at my iPhone
>The date is D-day, incident begins now
>Glad I have played HL1 since when it came out
>About to leave
>Gordon Freeman comes into the bathroom
>He slips on a soap, his dick berries in my ass
>I instantly ejaculate and start to laugh
>Gordon laughs
>We kiss
>Aliums come inside (Gordon)
>We are now fathers to a healthy alien baby boy

>>340626201
It depends a lot if you get to see how most aliens operate: headcrabs, vortigaunts, eyehounds, barnacles ,those spitting cows and probably those CLANGCLANGCLANG beak worms in the silo could be avoided IRL if they don't catch you off guard. No way anybody in this board is getting past the soldiers, black ops, gargantua or the icthyosaur.

>>340634002
If you'd manage to find a gun and be really sneaky you could probably manage to get outside. Gordon made it several times but had to return inside for "reasons".

Another way to survive would be to make a contract with the gman.

>>340633412
stop