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Who is Rockstar's best time-slowing dad?
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Who is Rockstar's best time-slowing dad?
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>>340591208
Max Payne is from Remedy though
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>>340591430
Eh, who cares. He counts too.
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>>340591430
Not anymore he's not
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>Max
>Chilling on the beach after killing a shitload of criminals in mexico and sort of getting over his demons.
Best.

>Mike
>Chilling (or dead) after fucking up a bunch of mobsters and getting his kicks off in his midlife crisis. Still has a family.
Okay.

>John
>Dead. Mother lives and dies in despair, kid becomes just another gun-toting killer, exactly what he wasn't supposed to become.
Worst. Let me tell you about my life story every time we travel half the empty map during a horse ride.
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>>340591208
PAYNE
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>>340591208
Post yfw they're all related.
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>>340594767
>Mike and Max being distant relatives because of a few One Night Stands John or his son had

I like the idea.
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>>340594767
That would be really cool
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>>340591208
MAX FUCKING PAYNE

i love that old bastard

MP3 was the best
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>>340591208
Max was the only one who tried really hard to not be a terrible dad, but his kid and wife got killed.

Mike is a huge failure as a father with two spoiled rotten kids that don't respect him

John literally died for his kid so that he wouldn't follow the same path he did, but his sacrifice was entirely worthless since he decided to follow dad's footsteps anyway.

So I guess Payne by default.
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