https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnL2cLMpnzA
TO HELL WITH YOU CROM!
oh great another shitty sandbox survival game where everyone act like retarded assholes
Not gonna lie. It looks almost like Dark Messiah (which should be a good thing); so yeah I guess I'm hype.
>Conan game
>"build"
huuuuh what
It doesn't really look like what the stories described and why is the game some sort of survival game in the same style as ark or other shit?
>>340562550
>Conan
>survival game
It's trash
Fuck no I still remember when /v/ got hyped for the shitshow that was Age of Conan
Age of Conan was a horrible MMO and boy this looks bad as well.
I guess this was in development hell for a long time since no way did they think that the survival sandbox genre is still the hot new thing, no one cares anymore.
>>340562550
>Reign of Kings with Conan
might be cool
hopefully it'll be better than ARK
>>340562550
If you can't sacrifice virgins in a ritual which takes a week to summon a demon or cast a pestilence upon a city, I'm not getting this.
>>340562550
>women in melee combat
>no black people
omg its 2016 racist shit...
>Another autism simulator
Nope.
Shame a good IP had to fall this far.
>Conan game
>Don't play as Conan
Way to defeat the point of Conan.
>>340562550
Time for High adventure!
>>340564092
>Implying if they did show the black people in the Hyborian age it wouldn't be MORE racist
/v/, WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?
>>340564223
Not in this one though.
>MMO
Why
How is it so hard to make an action adventure with Conan?
best conan game is Severance on PC.
It shits on Souls 'lol the poison stage doesn't have poison flasks to buy' difficulty.
Severance is still the best slow sword and shield combat. the lowest grechin could cut off your legs if uou were not careful.
Looks like ARK:Survival minus the dinosaurs.
>>340564223
Time for shilling!
>>340565979
Yes.
>>340562550
Long haired Schwarzy is so fucking awesome.
Didn't funcom already make a Conan game?
Based Basil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZY2mRG5mzg
>>340566289
>10+ years and we still have no composer as good as Basil was
>>340565215
Something about killing people and raping their women.
>>340566557
I miss him ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIGHCoVzqtk
>Conan : Minecraft Edition
no thank you
>>340566557
What was his secret?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prpdKVHt9Uw
>>340568118
Probaly aspirations to be as great as the old Hollywood composers, Rósza, Alex North, Bernstein, Max Steiner, Dimitri Tiomkin as well as classical influences, you know, music with some color to it.
QUICK /V/!
Aliens are about to erase the entire filmography of Arnold. You only have time to save three of his films!
Which do you choose?
>>340568676
>>340568676
Terminator because TechNoir
Conan because HIGH ADVENTURE
True Lies because IMAGINEAnd grandpa Charlton Heston with an eyepatch
>>340568676
terminator, terminator 2, predator
only the best
>>340568676
Conan
Terminator 2
Last Action Hero
>>340563227
lol this fucking dropped
>>340568676
James cameron's T2, predator, total recall
>>340568676
easy t3 t3 t3
Best thing I enjoyed in the Conan films(the ones with Arnold) was the fucking gore. Watching body parts getting chopped off never got old.
>>340570384
Aint even on there m8.
>>340562550
looks like another early access survival reskin
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OB6X0Su.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>340562550
Funcom
>>340564092
Who is Thusa Doom?
Conan had black people in it.
>>340562550
>Conan game.
Fucking NEAT. I wonder if they'll have Arnold do some voice work for it.
>Fucking Ark in the Conan universe.
Fucking DROPPED. Poor bastard didn't even have a chance.
>>340568676
Terminator- genuine creepy performance where Arnold says only a few words while remaining utterly menacing.
Terminator 2- an absolutely great action movie that plays with the terminator formula and shows robotic acting with charisma.
Total Recall- one of the best ham performances he's done that fits the tone of the film. It has some nice toying with action movie tropes while remaining comedic.
All his other films are equal parts great ham and bad ham. Predator is my runner-up but I feel that you only appreciate better if you've seen all those other 80s action movies. Commando is up there as well on the brillant ham, but I feel that Total Recall keeps the ham with the plot and action.
>>340570384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsxSzU9q-00&index=90&list=FLRoL8qd6aHS4AcS4SYCGfZQ
To me this right here should've been the true T3.
>>340562550
The only good thing about this game is that it made me want to rewatch Conan the Destroyer again tonight. Fuck Funcom.
>>340562550
Man Conan has come a long way from a nerds murder rape fantasies.
pic related. He was the progenitor of the nerdy fedora movement.
![gal-actletes-wilt-jpg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vz9PQ7r.jpg "gal-actletes-wilt-jpg[1].jpg")
>>340570827
>Conan had black people in it.
IKR Conan literally had basketball americans in pic related.
There was a wide variety of ethnicity/cultures in the Conan universe from asian looking shit to african tribal. And Thulsa Doom the main bad guy James "fucking Vader" Earl Jones was black, Wilt Chamberlain, Grace Jones etc.
All of Arnolds movies are masterpieces.
>>340562550
I remember the mmo having god-tier brown but not much else.
Also the >building
I thought like the Conan world was one entering an end of days where the savagely was basically strangling all civilizations out of existence and more things were being destroyed than maintained.
>>340568676
T1, T2 and... Fuck...
I'm torn between Predator, because it is almost as iconic as Terminator, Last Action Hero because of the great self-aware humor, or Commando because those deliciously cheesy lines.
Can someone fill me in on the Funcom miracle? Did Illuminati literally bought all their debts?
>first person
Dropped.
>>340568676
Batman and Robin, Terminator:Genesis,Junior
>>340571381
>The Greatest Action Story Ever Told
I get that reference.jpeg
>Don't worry, he'll be back
kek
>>340571691
I don't know I'm surprised to see them floating. I heard the mmo was a bomb and I have seen them publish anything big since then.
>>340571660
>more things were being destroyed than maintained.
This 150 times, aside from a few cults and major cities there was more destruction than building going on, people were hanging on for life not settling out to mine and build new cities.
>>340571339
Agreed. I enjoyed Commando. Dat shed scene.
https://youtu.be/SNkC_ABia2s?t=1m18s
>>340568676
Terminator (not 2)
Conan (obvious)
Commando (very popular in japan)
>>340568676
Terminator 2, Predator, Conan.
>Spears
I'm in
>>340563983
>HURR DURR CONAN IS SUPPOSED TO SEXIST AS FUCK
Anon, Conan is actually more racist than sexist, and even in its racism the bad guys are not black people but actually the Egyptians with their fucking snakes. Conan is not about "MANLY MANLY MEN BEING STRONG AND HEROIC", it's about the barbarian world Vs. the civilization world and SPOILER:the barbarian world is honest then the civilization world is hypocrite as fuck!
>>340568676
Total Recall, Terminator 2 and Conan
>>340562550
If you can crucify enemy players and make them stay up there as their health slowly falls, I'm all in.
>>340562550
>desert Skyrim
WOOOOOWWW LOOKS FUN OP
Anybody ever play this game called Conan The Dark Axe? No torrents anywhere that I can find and I've never heard of this game's existence until recently.
![dynamo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZbIzLc6.jpg "dynamo[1].jpg")
>>340568676
TERMINATOR 2
TOTAL RECALLTHE RUNNING MAN
>>340562550
disgrace to the conan franchise who let them make a remake and a shitty game this should just be called exilesi like conan the destroyer
>>340577917
Protip: Kull the Conqueror was supposed to be the third Conan movie and shows how he got his thrown!
>>340562852
that's exacly what I thought
>>340568676
Conan The Barbarian
Predator
Total Recall
I'll admit it, Predator is there for personal preference and nostalgia, but Conan and Recall are absolute musts. Recall itself is almost a masterpiece.
