>Execute the biggest hack of the history
What did they mean by this?
He's gonna hack all the computers in the world and steal all the memes
French people aren't human, and French Canadians even less so.
>>340539584
You get to kill Tim Schafer.
He's going to hack into history itself and rewrite it
>>340539795
They even less aren't human?
Just a prank bro
They're gonna kill Mike Stoklasa and Jay Baumann, the two biggest HACK FRAUDS who ever lives.
HE'S HACKING THE TIME STREAM
>>340539746
going by the actual trailer and gameplay seen so far, you really wouldn't be far off with this...
>>340539584
>A black is the protagonist
Why?
San Francisco doesn't have many nigs
A Mexican would make more sense.
>>340539584
stop marketing your game
they purposely made the typo and they purposely put it in the "anime games" catagory on steam to get people to make threads like this and keep people talking about their game. fuck off, it's not even funny.
>>340539851
Get lost Gilchrist
>>340539584
They changed it, it now reads "execute the biggest hack of history"
Those fucking French-Canuck weeaboos in Montreal can't speak English can they?
>>340540053
it still sounds wrong to the ears
>>340540101
It should just say "biggest hack in history"
>>340539946
why don't you settle down and buy some nice dlc goy
>>340539946
god this place is like a schizophrenic's wet dream.
hint: nobody fucking cares.
>>340540187
"biggest hack" still sounds idiotic.
He's going to hack all IP's
>>340540229
There is literally no reason to take the side of a multinational corporation unless you're a shill
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>>340539939
Depends. Is he homosexual? if so, he fits right in
in the ps4 version you're gonna hack xbox live and in the xbone version you'll hack psn
>>340539835
Even less so
>>340539946
I remember that thread, the guy telling (((ubisoft))) to fuck off deleted his own post to make it appear the hot pocket fucker was protecting them
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/340417451/#q340424505
I've posted this and nothing happened
He'll crack Denuvo
>>340539584
https://www.fantasyflightgames.com/en/news/2016/5/9/23-seconds/
Something only skilled hackers do when they play real games, not chump ones made by Ubisoft.
>>340539584
Game ends with you causing y3k
>>340540716
come on, Watch Dogs is not a fantasy game
Ubisoft is already the biggest hack of the history
>>340539584
OBJECTIVE - KILL SHIGERU MIYAMOTO
>>340540519
Sean connery best bond
>>340540659
anon i was the guy that told him to fuck off. my post was deleted, it wasn't me. it wasn't up long enough for me to have the option to delete it.
>>340541608
Delete this.
>>340539946
Wasn't there a guy who posted in one of the hundreds of Denuvo threads a few weeks before this shitpile was announced saying he worked for a marketing company that was being paid to shill here and watchdogs 2 was the next game on the list for marketing here?
Finally a game I can kill Kojima in
>>340542641
there was also another guy who said his sister worked for a viral marketing company and got a copy of WD2 and he played it and the protag was black with faggy hipster companions and it took place in san francisco
>>340540825
lol
>>340539939
Because the current journos and "progressive gamers" only care about diversity when it's a black character.
>>340539584
The holohax
Deleting all memes from the internet.
>>340539584
He uncovers what makes kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
>>340539939
>>340545303
How many Latino characters are playable in vidya?
Off the top of my head all I can think of are Mordecai and Salvador from Borderlands.
>>340545303
Because the current /pol/acks only care what "journos" write about when it's about non-white things. :^)
>>340539939
Based on the trailer he's the only black person in the city. Maybe he's special.
>>340539939
Asians and Latinos are actually successful and prosperous.
That fact is completely at odds with the SJW narrative of how all brown people are oppressed by evil white people, so they will never include them in their leftist media.
PRE-ALPHA SCREENSHOT LEAKED!!!!
YOU ARE GOING TO GET HAX, KIDDO
>>340539939
There's about fifty thousand black people in San Francisco (6.1% of 837k total population). So the protagonist being black is perfectly reasonable, so how about focusing on all the other ways the launch and character trailers look like shit instead of feeding material to shitty clickbait journalists.
you gotta get Todd Howard to the guillotine fàm
>that one webm of WD1 being played like a /pol/ simulator
It's like you don't want to purge degenerates from the streets of san francisco
Reminder that you are playing into Ubisoft memes.
>>340539584
The "biggest hack" is this game
>>340540187
It should just say "biggest hack of all the history"
>>340539584
>MC has your name.
Huh.
>>340546320
but thats gay
>>340546320
It should just say "biggest hack in the every history"
Biggest hack of the history of hacks.
>>340539746
DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MEMES THEY ARE ALL I HAVE!!!!!
>>340545725
I honestly don't know, but I do know that there are a bunch of latinos/latinas in fighting games.
>>340545806
Well, most Hispanics seems to avoid political bullshit in gaming so it's only people with white guilt,women and a few shitskins that gets triggered nowadays about what gender or race the protagonist is.
>>340545725
Maybe there'll be one someday.
>>340539584CFW in a PS3 cluster.
>>340546767
Largest Ubisoft of the past happenings of gofers
>>340546623
Faggot?
>>340539584
>Game about killing Tim Schafer
>>340546674
It should just say "greatest hack of yesteryear"
>>340547093
Is there a game of Cities of Gold?
>>340539939
>>340546128
They said he was born in Oakland. Going across the bay isn't that hard.
>>340539584He's gonna install Windows 10for free
>>340547368
It is if you're a cryp.
>>340547363
http://store.steampowered.com/app/261940/
>>340546623
Fuck off, Marcus.
>>340539584
>biggest hack of history
trying to sell this game to the avarage idiot?
>>340539584
£20 says they will just rip off the plot of Mr Robot and fight the system.
>>340539584
The best part is how the characters look like some sort of early 2000's parody of what a "hacker" looks like.
>>340539835
Fuck off.
>>340539946
I have no idea what you mean anon, there's no marketing going on
>>340539584
that game was developed by the biggest hacks in the video game industry
maybe it's related
>>340548625
Reminder that ubisoft receives subsidies from the Canadian and French governments, and this provides them with money they can use to spam this board.
>>340549730
That looks pretty retarded
they meant they hired a "diverse" team of tech employees, and the "diverse" ones were relegated to working on social media and such.
>>340550096
>following
>>340539851
New Mr. Plinkett when, Mike?
>>340549359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICvRmN9A8RQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YAWVnLI_xk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLXXSIFW5u4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbLpvOGvy6w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgKQnB4YZW8
That's not all anon
>>340539939
>doesn't have many
Unless they factually have 0, your point is moot
Also a Mexican doesn't make sense because the average Mexican doesn't pull in 300k a year (the cost of living "comfortably" in San Fran)
I remember when I used to go to tumblr to finhd people acting stupid over stupid shit. Now I just need to come here to watch the SJWs freak out about a black protag
>>340539946
Honest question to people like this
If you believe the mods, hiro etc sold out 4chan and allow "advertising everywhere" and the like, why the fuck are you here? Go to reddit or something where they can downvote said shilling
>>340549730
Spinning is a good trick
>>340549730
What the fuck is he doing, hitting him with some judo yo-yo moves?
>magic phone 2: electric boogaloo
>Watch Dogs was a boring pseudo dark open world game with no content
>Watch Dogs 2 goes full ''Praise Bernie Sanders - Fuck Capitalism - We are the hacker kids''
Ubisoft is a terribly company.
